[Zhongyingmei] You on the other side of the chat room

"Jedy - oh my god! You scared the hell out of me!"

Penny was still knocking on the door, but was startled by Tang Yu's sudden opening of the door. Seeing Tang Yu's red eyes, Penny froze for a moment.

"Jaidi, who bullied you?" Penny raised her eyebrows and was about to get angry, "Is it him?"

"He? Who?" Tang Yu said, "No, Petunia, no one bullied me, I just... had a dream."

Upon hearing this answer, Petunia breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank God, I thought you were having trouble with that rich young master again."

Tang Yu was taken aback, "A rich young master?"

Penny was taken aback by Tang Yu's rhetorical question, "Yeah, Bruce Wayne from Gotham, how many times did he come to see you after you've been in love with him for so long? Every time the two of you quarrel, You'll come to my side...you know, to hold a complaint meeting between women."

Tang Yu:? ? ?

and many more.

Her and Bruce?

How can it be!

wrong!Petunia didn't know that she knew Bruce at this time, why did she know now?

The more Tang Yu thought about it, the more she couldn't figure it out, and when she frowned and thought, Penny had already walked in through the door, and she walked around Tang Yu's living room, but found nothing.

"Hey Jiedi, don't you have a bottle of wine at home?"

Penny, who also walked around the kitchen, returned disappointed.

Tang Yu shrugged, "I seldom drink, so I don't have alcohol at home."

"Okay, then I'll go out for a while."

……

"Om-"

Tang Yu's cell phone vibrated and made a slight vibration, and she received a message.

"There is one thing in the world, it is the longest and the shortest, the widest and the most divided, the greatest and the smallest, the most precious and the most neglected, what is it?"

a riddle.

Tang Yu raised her eyebrows and glanced at the sender——

Riddler

Finger pressed a few times on the phone screen.

"time."

"Bytheway, isn't this riddle too corny?"

After sending these two messages, Tang Yu directly blocked him.

The Riddler who was told the old-fashioned riddle: ...

"You're such an incomprehensible person."

The Riddler clicked send, and the red exclamation mark on the screen clearly told him that he was blocked by the other party.

Riddler: "Well..."

It didn't look like she needed to work with him anymore.

"Pity." The Riddler felt a little regretful. He put the phone back into the pocket of his green suit, raised his hand and adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses, and strode away from the spot.

……

When did she know the Riddler?

Tang Yu said she didn't even know.

After blocking the Riddler, she looked through the chat records with him, except for the few before blocking, the others were deleted.

"Chris, can you help me restore the previous data?"

No one responded.

Yes, she doesn't have Chris by her side either.

Tang Yu was silent for a moment.

At this time, she received another message.

"Hey, my little fish, I came out of Arkham, what are we going to do today?"

——From Halle

Arkham?

Tang Yu:? ? ? ? ? ?

Can anyone tell her why she knows so many villains herself? !

……

Kajiang's girlfriend: What should I do when I wake up and find that I know a lot of bad guys, but I like heroes?

Hehua Xiaobao: What's the matter?Are you in the enemy alliance and falling in love with All Might?

Kajiang girlfriend: ...? ? ?Such a metaphor is correct, but why Uncle Ou?

Hehua Xiaobao: Is he more representative?

Hehua Xiaobao: So you found out that you met someone who did something bad, and then you fell in love with Superman?

Kajiang girlfriend: More than one...

Hehua Xiaobao: Do ​​you fall in love with more than one person?

Kajiang's girlfriend: And I'm not in a relationship with Superman, and I don't know him!

Baby Hehua: ...

Kajiang girlfriend: ...

Hehua Xiaobao: dbq, I think it’s wrong

Kajiang girlfriend: Oh

Hehua Xiaobao: Don’t sigh Ayu, Avengers 3 will be released in a few days, can you see it earlier than us?

Kajiang girlfriend:?

Kajiang's girlfriend: Wait a minute, isn't Spider-Man just released?Is this Avengers 3? ? ?Is it too fast?

Hehua Xiaobao: What are you talking about?How long has it been since Spider-Man?

???

Tang Yu was at a loss.

Why is this timeline different from the original?

Could it be that those things before were not dreams for her, but actually happened, and now she is in her body in a parallel time and space?

It has to be said that this is indeed a possibility.

"Om-"

Her phone started vibrating again.

This time it was Bruce's message.

"A lot of people have escaped from Arkham recently, don't come to Gotham, can we date them after they are all caught in Arkham? I promise, baby."

Tang Yu: ...

Is Bruce talking like this when he's in a relationship with a girl?

I'm not used to it.

However, Tang Yu is inexplicably relieved that she won't have to meet Bruce in the near future. Bruce has always played the role of a brother in her past life, and suddenly turned into "her" lover. She can't adapt to it, and she doesn't know How to face it.

Anyway, it's over if we don't meet.

But what happened to this "her" in the parallel world, if she hadn't wanted to go back now, she would definitely be interested in finding out.

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Baby Hehua: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

Baby Hehua: Ayu, have you read Weibo?

Hehua little baby: [Share Weibo]

Hehua Xiaobao: This is a proper father and son! ! !

Kajiang girlfriend: Let me see

The excitement of Hehua Xiaobao made Tang Yu a little more curious, and she directly clicked on the Weibo link she shared with her, which was a short video carried by the blogger.

In the short video, Dou Sen is holding a child with black hair and green eyes. Dou Sen laughed a few times because the person who took the video said something. The child in his arms immediately showed contempt, and then the child was silent to the camera. said something.

Tang Yu: ...

This is not right.

Tang Yu hurriedly clicked on the short video again. After watching it, her expression was a little dazed.

She carefully looked at what the child said at the end——

"Come to me quickly, ants."

This... isn't this Loki?Why is he here too?

Tang Yu suddenly recalled that she was poked in the chest by Loki with his scepter and the next thing happened, then Loki might also be shocked to this parallel time and space.

but……

On the Internet, whether it is Twitter or Weibo, there is a lot of discussion about this kid who looks like Dou Sen. People say that Dou Sen holding a child is like seeing Loki holding his child, so many brain holes are born. .

Hahahahahaha!

What is this called?

I am my own son?

The short video on the phone started to play again. After Tang Yu caught a glimpse of what Rocky "said", she restrained her thoughts and began to look up their contact information on Twitter and the Internet.

After sending a message to all the people she could contact, Tang Yu just wanted to put down her phone to take a rest when she saw a person standing in front of her, and she almost dropped her phone to the ground in fright.

"Oh." It was a woman with a great figure, with fair skin and twin ponytails. One side of her hair was pink and the other was blue. When she saw Tang Yu was startled, she let out a short cry, and then sat On the sofa next to Tang Yu, "Xiaoyu, why don't you reply to my message?"

"I also met the Riddler, and he said you blocked him?" Harry said, "Oh, are you going to kick him out of the team? That's great, I've been sick of him for a long time!"

Tang Yu: ...

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Tang Yu thought in despair.

"Speaking of which, are you with that Bruce Wayne? If you haven't been together, it would be a waste of our team's support for your pursuit of men!"

Tang Yu: "...support?"

Harry gave her a strange look, "Yes, what's the matter? Didn't you find us?"

"Find you...what are you doing?" Tang Yu said with difficulty as she had an ominous premonition in her heart.

Harley looked a little careless, but she also spoke a little vaguely: "You said something, and then...we cooperated."

"We're making trouble for Gotham, and you have to be there every time, so that Bruce Wayne... oh, I forgot what you said, so are you guys together?"

Tang Yu: "...together."

Harry raised his eyebrows and showed a big smile, "Then..." She slowly approached her, "Have you tasted him?"

Tang Yu:! ! !

"What? No no!"

Tang Yu quickly waved his hands.

"It's a pity, I thought you'd go after him if you caught him." Harry stood up from the sofa and picked up her baseball bat by the way, "Ivy can't wait for me, I'll go first."

Tang Yu: "Do you have time to go back now?"

Harley, who was about to walk to the door, turned around, "You mean this? I borrowed a car from someone in Gotham and drove here. Bye my little fish!"

I'm afraid it's not borrowing, it's robbery.

Tang Yu slandered in her heart, but still echoed her and said, "Goodbye."

……

After several days, the people from Dou Sen finally contacted her and agreed on a time and place to meet.

But when they met and confirmed, because she had nothing to prove that Rocky was her child, the other party obviously felt that she was cheated.

Just when the other party frowned and wanted to say goodbye, Loki shrunk his mouth, and stretched out his little hand to Tang Yu with tears in his eyes and shouted——

"Mummy!"

Tang Yu:? ? ?

I am not your mother! !

The author has something to say: Tangtang: Suddenly want to be a mother? ? ?It's still the brat Loki!