The Beautiful Tale of England[Comprehensive]

Mycroft, who looks gentle and polite, is actually an arrogant guy!Mrs. Holmes knows this all too well, so how can she expect him to reach out to mortals who she sees as goldfish?

So there is nothing wrong with her complaining that her eldest son is aloof, because it is indeed true to some extent.

But obviously, his youngest son felt that this was the truth. No matter what the reason was, it was true that Mycroft had no interest in men or women. In a broad sense, he was indeed cold!

But this is someone else's private matter, he can't control it, and he doesn't want to, so he has been silently watching his mother's concern for his brother, until he was overly shocked today.

Q feels like his glasses are about to fall off his nose!

That's 'The Iceman' Mycroft Holmes!A man who is ruthless on the political battlefield and equally indifferent in life!

Do you know why he is called Iceman?Isn't it because he has no feelings for people other than his family!Thinking about those men and women who failed to throw themselves into their arms, a bright light suddenly lit up on Q's head. Could it be that his brother is actually a shaking M?

This makes sense, and only by defeating him can he be subdued...Q looked at Mycroft with an insightful gaze, feeling that all the previous questions had been answered.

Oh, don't ask him why he's so judgmental, isn't it obvious?Mycroft is carrying a woman on his back, and this woman is Miss Este from Italy, and this woman made his brother feel bad for a long time before... Although Q has always denied himself He likes to be troublesome, but his curiosity is as vigorous as those two cats he raises. When he sees a mystery in front of him, how can he control himself not to solve it?And as a top-level hacker, in a place like MI[-], it's really easy to know what the woman who caused my dear elder brother to worry about looks like.After connecting all kinds of fragmentary clues, isn't the answer obvious?

The little curly, who was caught up in the joy of solving the mystery, didn't realize that his elder brother's face was about to turn into a scapegoat after hearing his words.

What the hell is frigidity?Was he supposed to sleep with a school of goldfish?

And what the hell is it that you don't have to worry now?Believe it or not, if he dared to climb onto Miss Este's bed one second, he would be kicked away the next second?

Mycroft's face was blue, and he was in the worst mood.

Even carrying a soft and elastic body on his back could not calm down the raging anger in his heart.He felt that it was necessary to educate his lovely younger brother to let him know what to say and what not to say!

"Are you frigid?" However, the slightly excited voice behind him interrupted his thought of having an in-depth exchange with Q.

"Are you trying to say that you can cure it?" Mycroft's body stiffened for a moment, without turning his head, he asked in a sinister tone.

"Yes, I can cure it." Sophia replied calmly.

There is absolutely no problem with Mr. Holmes' body. She knew this when she saved his poor life. Although this gentleman is a civil servant, his life force is very active and powerful. He must have maintained enough physical training in his life Only by exercising can you keep yourself in a very good state.And since there is nothing wrong with the body, then the frigidity must be a psychological problem. Isn't this just within the scope of her treatment?It's just a nail, what a big deal!

It's rare to find a stable big client in this world. She doesn't mind giving back occasionally, and she just made a fortune today. She can give Mr. Holmes a discount after another discount. The top discount~

"That's a pity, I'm not frigid, you can't make this money." Mycroft's voice seemed to be squeezed out of teeth.

The originally melodious baritone is about to become the bass in the fire box!

"Are you sure?" Sophia twisted herself into a weird posture again, and asked Mycroft's profile.

"I'm very sure." Mycroft turned his face expressionlessly and said to Sophia.

I almost hit Miss Este's face with the words "Don't believe me, try it yourself!"

Men can never say no!

Even if it's psychologically bad, you can't say it!

Mycroft was almost pissed off. Was he retrograde this year?Otherwise, why did you meet this guy Sofia Este?

"Oh." Sophia nodded and stopped talking.

She squirmed twice, intending to return to her original position.

"What are you?" Mycroft asked calmly as he put the hand that was holding her leg on Sophia's face and fixed it so that she wouldn't move.

"I'm considering whether to try it myself." Sophia looked straight into Mycroft's eyes and answered the question honestly.

"Then what's the answer?" Mr. Holmes smiled half a smile, and his anger had already accumulated to the brink of explosion.

This means that he has a cold personality, right?

"Forget it." Sophia shook her head frankly.

"Reason?" Very well, he will cancel the bank account that Sophia often transfers money to when he returns!

"It must be exhausting to go to bed with you." Miss Esther continued to answer honestly.

Usually this kind of people who are considered to be sexually frigid but not actually have some strange sexual fetishes, because they can't find a suitable bed partner in real life, that's why others treat them wrong impression.

Sophia felt that she was an ordinary person without any special hobbies, so forget about this difficult challenge, she couldn't stand it.

"I don't have any special hobbies." Mycroft glared at Sophia, who read a lot of information from Sophia's eyes.

"Oh." Sophia stared back.

"What are you doing this time?" Mycroft continued to 'torture' with a gloomy face.

"Then I don't want to sleep with you either." The honest girl replied honestly.

"Why?" The quiz circled back again.

"You have such a bad personality, you must be a control freak in bed," she replied.

She is a nerd, not lazy, and has no interest in being a puppet on the bed.

After these words were finished, there was an eerie silence between the two of them.

Q who watched the whole strange conversation: "..."

Did I know something I shouldn't know?

He adjusted his glasses, covered his mouth that wanted to smile but didn't dare to smile, moved his steps, intending to slip away quietly.

"Where do you want to go?" Unfortunately, his small movements did not escape Mycroft's eyes at all.

Mr. British Government turned his eyes to his youngest brother, feeling that he was too indulgent in the past, which is why he can't talk through his brain now.

"I have an appointment with a friend, if I don't go, I will be late." Little Curly said with a dry smile.

"Meeting in the mall? Is your friend a spy? Or when did you get hooked on girls and start liking shopping?" Mycroft sneered.

Can you think carefully before telling a lie?His problem has been like a day for many years, and he probably won't be able to change it until he dies.

"...No, it's the Tower of London. I just came here to buy cat food for Mag. The owner of the cat food merchant he liked moved here after he got married..." When Q got nervous, he couldn't control himself and began to chatter.

God, his brother is really a more terrifying existence than his mother!

While talking, he couldn't help casting his eyes on Sophia, so is she 'Priest Faria'?It is very similar to come to the Tower of London during this time period, but I have never heard of anyone who has a British government with him, and it is not the British government with a very close relationship! Q has a bitter face, feeling that he is really unlucky, he can be met by his elder brother at every turn, what kind of luck is this?

"Tom?" Sophia, who had been on Mycroft's back all the time, said suddenly.

'Tom' himself said that he has curly hair and wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses. With this image at this time and place, there should be no one else, right?

"Faria?" Q stopped his eloquence in an instant, feeling that he had found a reason to stay away from his elder brother.

Mianji or something, Mycroft, why don't you follow me?He looked expectantly at his elder brother.

Whatever the relationship between Miss Esther and his brother was, at least one thing she was right about was that Mycroft was a control freak.Although he usually does not expose this attribute, this fact does exist objectively and will not disappear because of subjective consciousness.

For example, his job, even if he entered MI[-] through his own efforts, who knows what the relationship between the new M and his brother is, and how much effort his brother has put in to become the number one person in MI[-] After all, he had seen these two smoking together at the Diogenes Club!

Alas, it's a pity that he has two cats and just bought an apartment with a loan. He really can't lose this job, otherwise he really wants to challenge Mycroft's desire for control.

But just thinking about it, didn't even Sherlock not completely escape Mycroft's control?Moreover, he likes this job very much, and he probably won't be able to find a more suitable one after he gives it up, so he should obediently continue to work under the hands of his elder brother, anyway, it will have no effect on his life.

Q mentally drew a big X on the rebellious plan, and cast his eyes on Sofia.

The author has something to say:

Mai Ge is worthy of being an Iceman, it is not easy to be able to be rational in this situation, a real man←_←

The males are Henry, Charlie, Louis, George, Philip, and Alfonso, and the females are Elizabeth, Mary, and Maria. Really, I wonder if they even have to follow certain rules when naming their names. A grasp is a handful, it is more painful than a ball of wool ==

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