The Beautiful Tale of England[Comprehensive]

This sounds a bit like a boyfriend with a poor wallet and a thin skin complaining that his girlfriend spends too much money, but in fact Mycroft is really bitter in his heart.

Is it over yet?You can't always grab a person and squeeze the wool, can you?Will another person die?Will you die?If this continues, he wonders if his card will last until the end of the year!Mr. Holmes, who is always wise, is a little bit crazy.

The exhausted feeling surged into his heart again, and Mycroft felt that the woman on the other side of the phone was definitely his nemesis, and every time he met her, it would be bad!

"No." Sophia on the other side of London didn't even pause to seamlessly connect to Mycroft's question, without giving him any buffer time.

Of course, we must work hard to squeeze out big customers, otherwise what are they called big customers?How could she earn so much money as a retail investor?

"Zoldyck." After thinking that she had answered the big customer's question, Sophia said a few English letters,

"What?" Mycroft, who was physically and mentally exhausted, didn't realize it for a moment. What is this?

"The code to open the gate of 223b. Mary was probably still asleep when you came, so she opened the door and came in." After finishing speaking, she hung up the phone.

She is a law-abiding, good citizen and a considerate and good landlord. Of course, she will not engage in any disturbing behavior.Moreover, Sherlock Holmes is already her big client, so there should be some discounts for big clients.

However, Mycroft said that he didn't want this kind of discount at all!

Sophia's words made him feel like a fat sheep was automatically delivered to his door. Although he didn't want to admit it, it was a fact that he was at a disadvantage every time he faced this lady. As a normal person, he would never understand this difference. What the hell is Miss Esther thinking about.

Just like now, when Mr. Holmes came to 223b in the morning fog in London, the scene he saw once again broke through the lower limit of his imagination.

"Bang bang bang——" 223b this morning was more lively than usual, and a wooden warehouse battle was being played on the super big TV in the living room, and it was still in real-time version.

Miss Esther with wet hair was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, holding the handle with both hands and shaking it from side to side, with a pair of chopsticks between her feet, she kept stuffing food into her mouth.

It's so unladylike!

Mycroft couldn't help covering his eyes and didn't want to speak.

Compared with the small black umbrella he carried with him in a three-piece suit, Sophia's clothes are completely in line with the current season.

The small white suspenders and blue denim shorts fully showed how healthy this lady is. Even without the knotted muscles, the beautiful lines can still make most fitness experts envious.Especially those amazingly long legs, not only beautiful in shape, but also firm and beautiful in muscle, Mycroft can even imagine what kind of consequences these legs will bring when kicking on people, it will definitely bring The fracture of bones and the rupture of internal organs taught the madman who dared to challenge this lady a lesson and never dared to act rashly again...

No, he is now thinking that it shouldn't be because of how powerful these legs are, how many people he can kill who plot against her, but because the other party's clothes are simply outrageous!

How can a lady dress like this and appear in front of a man, and her behavior!My God, Mycroft groaned in pain. In his 30 years of life, he has never seen a girl who behaved so rudely. She is a shame to the ladies of London!

"Good morning, Mr. Holmes, do you want something to eat?" Sophia swallowed the food in her mouth before she spoke. The other party came a little early, and she hadn't finished her breakfast yet.

In this regard, she is very ladylike, she did not talk while eating, causing the food in her mouth to splash out.

"...No need." Mycroft said weakly.

He has been stimulated enough today, enough to fill his poor stomach, and he doesn't need this kind of food that seems to be very harmful to the stomach to toss his nerves.

"There are unopened rice cakes in the refrigerator, and you can enjoy a delicious meal in the microwave for 3 minutes." Sophia tilted her head and said.

Mycroft's behavior was normal. This kind of conservative and traditional gentleman probably couldn't understand her behavior, and he was unwilling to share the food on the same plate with her.Having said that, she doesn't have this habit herself, just like a toothbrush. She never shared food with others since she was a child.Even her father has never shared food from her plate, he is just a customer, why should he eat from the same plate with her?

Miss Este said that you don't want to, and I don't want to either, the relationship between everyone is not that good!

"No, thank you, I can't eat it." Mycroft didn't bother to be polite, he found that this kind of behavior was simply too difficult for Sofia, this woman just had a desire to make people want to fix her up. see!

"Alright then, I've stuffed Sebastian Moran in the lab, go and check it out." Sophia nodded, not intending to put down the handle at all.

If she wins this round, she will be able to get the raw herbs that she has been looking for for a long time, and she must not give up!

Mycroft: "..."

Forget it, he already knew what kind of character this girl was, so he didn't bother to say anything, and turned directly to Sophia's laboratory.

Not only Sophia thinks that the relationship between the two is not that good, but also Mycroft thinks so. The relationship between them is not close enough to discuss these behaviors. Tolerating each other is already the maximum limit. No need at all!

"Shit!" But even though he knew what kind of personality the other party had, Mycroft couldn't help cursing after opening the door of the laboratory.

He left behind the gentlemanly demeanor he had engraved in his bones.

Mr. Sebastian Moran, Moriarty's right-hand man, a ferocious murderer who was once invincible on the battlefield, is now collapsing on the floor like a lump of soft flesh!

"What did you do to him?" Mycroft couldn't help shouting back at Sophia.

The smell in this room is simply indescribable!

Looking at Moran's lower body, his crotch has obvious dark water stains. The front is like this. Judging by the smell in the room, the back is probably not much worse.

"It's just a little muscle relaxant, combined with things like scopolamine and thiopental sodium oxytocin." Sophia still didn't look back, and continued to struggle.

She had an idea that could be called a genius before, and it was only missing one ingredient, and she had to get it today!

Mycroft: "..."

I must have been cursed by the witch to stop her from coming here to accept a crippled Moran!

"Don't worry, as long as he cultivates well for a few days, he will be fine once the medicine is metabolized." Sophia explained without turning her head, as if sensing the intense struggle in Mr. Holmes' heart.

As a master poison user, of course she would not cause any sequelae to the tortured person if she took the action herself. This is a matter of professional ethics.What Mycroft saw now was only a temporary phenomenon. After a few days, when the blood drug concentration in the other party's body dropped, it would return to normal and would not be affected in any way.

Of course, she still took protective measures, which are different from Sherlock's reversible defense. For a person who wants to do something excessive to herself, she doesn't mind permanently transforming some things of the other party. For example, memory, Mr. Sebastian Moran will regard the first person he sees when he opens his eyes as the person who tortured himself.

In his mind, this person not only tortured him, but was also the one who protected Sofia all the time and made his kidnapping fail.

But should I tell Mr. Big Client about this matter?

When Sophia was still struggling, she suddenly saw a shadow on the TV screen, and then she walked over to wipe out the opponent.

"Yes!" A big red letter appeared on the screen, and Miss Esther jumped up from the sofa.

she won!

"Here!" Excited Sophia threw a recording pen to Mycroft.

A big client needs to be treated like a big client. In addition to Moran herself, Ms. Esther also presented a recording of torture to the other party. I believe the price he paid is definitely worth it!

This lady never considered that everyone was in Mycroft's hands, and Moran was not Moriarty, so there was no such thing as a situation where she couldn't pry her mouth open, and she was very direct and rude.

But on the bright side, this can at least save the British government time, can't it?

Mycroft found himself a bit poor in language today. Since he entered 223b, he hasn't had much chance to speak. It's even worse than the last time he suffered a life crisis here!

But being able to harvest a Moran was enough for him to endure this terrible reality, so he just silently caught the recording pen, who knows what news he urgently needs in it?

But Sophia, after giving Moransey to Mycroft, taking a shower and eating breakfast, was ready to go out to meet her.

She doesn't have the habit of being late for appointments as a so-called high-class lady, arriving on time is the criterion she has always followed.Now that she goes out, she can just take a walk around the Tower of London, and when she finishes her tour, it will be almost time for her appointment.

"You just wear this to go out?" Mycroft, who was forcibly recruited as a coachman, was speechless.

Even in summer, the temperature in London in the early morning is not so high. Isn't it afraid of catching a cold when you go out wearing so little?

And don't you watch the news?There have been several cases of rape in London recently. Those criminals are not gentlemanly at all. These perverts are only targeting underage girls. You know how much you look like with your clothes and your face. Graduated schoolgirl?

"Why can't you wear this to go out? Don't all girls in London wear it like this?" Sophia was a little puzzled.

Some girls wear less clothes than her. Is there anything wrong with her clothes?

The problem is that your face doesn't look like a British person. This kind of foreign tourists are more likely to be targeted!Mycroft raised his forehead, feeling that he and the girl in front of him couldn't communicate at all, the two of them were not in the same dimension at all, and they couldn't talk on the right channel!

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