[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

People often make assumptions about what God would look like if he walked on earth.

There is a song that sang this content, and there have been movies with similar scenes.

But if they really knew God's life, they might find it boring—

An old small bar, a bar counter, a few tables and chairs, a guitar, and a typewriter. Except for the house that he lived in back then, this is the only scene God likes to stay in.

Phoebe had just been dragged out of life and death by him, and she was still a little dizzy at the moment, she was such an archangel, she had to sit down on the table silently like an old, weak and sick person.

As a result, he hadn't sat down for a long time, and hadn't escaped from the fear of dying and the shock of seeing his father when he suddenly heard such a horrifying question.

She looked up and saw the old man God was serious, unaware that the beer foam got on his beard.

"I heard that you are promising." Seeing that she was silent, God repeated again, "Now you are not only yelling at your brothers, but also rebellious to the point of interracial love."

Phoebe wondered when I was yelling at my brother, but it seemed like I was really killing her, but she didn't dare to be presumptuous in front of her father whom she hadn't seen for many years, so she could only tremblingly say——

"Dad, listen to my explanation."

As soon as she said this, she wished she could slap herself.

Sure enough, God took a few steps to sit across the table, clasped his hands on the table, and nodded his chin.The meaning is very clear, that is to tell her to start.

Phoebe started for a long time, but she couldn't figure out what to say, so she used her own glory to rub her father's glory like she did when she was a child.

When he does not intend to punish anyone, the radiance of God is usually warm and lenient, as if all kinds of things can be tolerated and relieved by him.Phoebe just wanted to be coquettish at first, but in the end she rubbed against her, feeling a little wronged.

I have been reincarnated again and again in the human world for so many years. The human beings who have helped are good and bad, and they have not been harmed or betrayed. Not to mention that Voldemort threatened the safety of his family, not to mention that his childhood friends might fall apart, not to mention that he found a boyfriend who was a fool, and was almost strangled to death by the darkness.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and the more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she became. She didn't cry loudly on her face, but the glory that was usually brilliant all faded away.

God was still staring at her at the beginning, but after staring and staring, the anger disappeared, and he only wanted to poke her on the forehead with implacability, and said with disgust, "You are only good for this."

Phoebe gave a half-flattering smile.

"Okay, I won't make things difficult for you, let's talk about the business." He waved his hand, "I saved you from Amara, she won't like this, even if I only leaked a little power, but That would make her even crazier. Originally, I had other plans, but each of you is weaker than the other, so I can only do it myself."

"Lucifer and Gabriel—"

"Amara hid them, maybe there is some bait in it. If I act rashly, maybe she will follow this clue to deal with me." God said with a cold snort, "Don't look at me like that Me, your brothers have been capable since childhood, but you have been useless since childhood, I will not take any risks to get you, I guess you have been stewed by Amara long ago."

Phoebe: ...Dad, you are my real dad.

"Then what should I do now? Before I went out, I wanted to take both Lucy and Gabby to the magic world, where I would meet up with wizards and superheroes. There was a lot of noise when Lucy first came out, and the war knight They all rushed to New York, the urban reconstruction has not yet been completed, and now there is another darkness..." She sighed, "I also participated in that battle back then, I know she is difficult to deal with, and now Michael is suffering again Injured, Raphael directly... what should we do, Dad."

"You also participated?" God wanted to beat her. "You performed well at the beginning of the battle, but then you were directly knocked out by others. In the end, it wasn't because of Lucifer." He said, his voice lowered.

"You always owe him, we all owe him." Phoebe said, "I thought, the bloodstain is still on my brother, if the wizards and superheroes can weaken the Death Eaters and Devil, if we gather a few archangels together, we have no chance of winning. I have seen the power of human beings, Dad, you can't imagine what kind of power level they have reached now. Superman, Wonder Woman, Thor, and Many, many, their strength is no worse than that of the archangels, and they may even be more effective because of the different systems."

God was lost in thought.

"And Iron Man and Batman." Phoebe continued, "Is this still human? I feel that when humans were first created, they didn't behave like this at all."

"Because I created science at the same time as I created human beings." God replied, "I gave human beings the best mind, will and creativity. It is not surprising that they have achieved such achievements through science."

"With all due respect, I don't think these two people are scientific at all." Phoebe complained.

Reminiscent of the actions of the heroes he has seen in seclusion over the years, God feels as if he has nothing to refute.

They sat facing each other, and fell silent with each other.

At this moment, the bell at the door of the tavern rang softly, and an old man with gray hair walked in from the door. He was wearing a very worn-out jacket, with disbelief still on his face.

"I...I'm here..." He looked around, and then his eyes froze, "You are..."

God nodded. "Long time no see, Metatron."

"The clerk?" Phoebe turned to look at him in surprise, but was even more surprised when he saw the other party staring at her.

"Raziel? Are you still alive?" Metatron said in shock, "Heaven could sense your existence in the early years, but later, even Michael couldn't feel your existence anymore, angel They all thought you were dead."

Phoebe froze for a moment, and quickly looked at God, who looked up at the ceiling, pretending to look around.

"My glory was indeed suppressed after several reincarnations," she said, still staring at him.

As a last resort, God had no choice but to glance at her and explained: "I saw some strange children of destiny surrounded by you in every life, so I tried a way to suppress your glory. After the glory disappears, your skin will be bigger than you. Ordinary people are more mediocre, except for the angels who are very close, no one can feel you. How did I know that you were born in a magical family in this life, which happened to be close to your job, slowly activated the glory, and finally killed two more ..." Thinking of this, he was out of breath.

Phoebe felt that she was in the wrong, but felt that Michael and Lucifer, two careless brothers, were responsible for killing the angel, so she sat up straight again.

"You father and daughter still have time to sit here and talk," Metatron dropped another bomb, "Your sister Darkness is completely insane, she just summoned a black mist that engulfed several towns, and now all active heroes They have all rushed over to deal with the aftermath."

"What?" Phoebe said in shock. "Casualties?" She looked at her father.

"I can't go out. Amara is tempting me. Once I go out to face her, something unexpected will happen." God replied stiffly. Seeing his daughter's angry face, he added a few words, "If you can Suppress her first, and I will show up for that meeting, but the premise is that both Lucifer and Gabriel must be brought out first."

In other words, the father was afraid that she would be killed, so he came out for a while, but he was also afraid that the children would not be able to deal with his sister alone, so he had to wait for the children to arrive before he could really come out for a walk.

Phoebe felt that her life was really miserable, but when she thought that there were still people to save on this earth, she hardened her heart again. "I'm rushing over now, I'll try to get everyone together, but can you call Michael down?"

"I will." God nodded.

He waved his hand, and the tavern disappeared, leaving behind only an angry archangel and a heavenly clerk who didn't know what he was doing here.

The author has something to say: God: If you don’t want to stay in a female university, you can stay and stay for revenge. I’ll toss Peter after he goes to heaven.

Iron Man & Batman: Hacking can't be explained by science, not even God.