[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

According to people familiar with the matter, Tony Stark has never been a good sleeper, so he often expresses his indignation when behaviors disturb his sleep.

——Facts have proved that the content of this interview in a certain magazine is simply farting. Master Stark is more than expressing his indignation. His getting up is so angry that it can penetrate Captain America’s shield, even if the object of this getting up is him "My Son" is no exception.

Abba is also dignified.

At nine o'clock in the morning, Tony lay straight on the bed, and took out the special communicator that was buzzing non-stop from under the pillow.Grinding his teeth, he threatened sinisterly, "Peter Parker, if you can't explain why you're here within a minute, you'll never see your new armor in your life."

Obviously, he had given this type of communicator to someone, and it was the little guy who was sent to the magic world to perform tasks, but now it was this little guy who made him so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

There was a crackling sound from the other end of the phone, as if someone had dropped the phone, followed by a frightened grunt.Within a few seconds, the panicked voice of the little spider came from the phone along with his panting: "Mr. Stark, I...I...I—"

This tone is not common, so tense, could it be that the mission has made some dangerous progress?

Tony put aside his annoyance for the time being, and became a little serious: "Have you discovered the wizard's secret?"

"—I seem to be in love!" Peter screamed excitedly.

Tony: "..."

What are you?In love?

You called me in the morning and used the emergency channel just to say you were in love?

I knew that I shouldn't answer the call from this dead child.

Heartbroken, Iron Man threw the communicator on the bedside, turned over and buried himself in the pillow, trying to suffocate himself to make him pass out, everything is fine, just to end this dizzy headache The state of falling asleep and being unable to sleep.

Today, together with Dr. Banner, he has made breakthroughs in several projects, sorted out the information of known angels, and cleaned up the mess of New York reconstruction by the way.Even with the help of the AI ​​housekeeper, such a huge amount of work kept him busy until four o'clock, and after lying down on the bed, he tossed and tossed until eight o'clock before falling asleep. After an hour of sleep, he was too excited to stay up all night The dead child woke up with a phone call.

How to break up underage couples, wait online, urgent.

Want to ask why Tony knows who Peter is in a relationship with?

No one in the entire Avengers base can't see it. Gein, there is no man in the entire base who has never picked up a girl. Even Captain America, who claims to be brighter than a light bulb and more upright than a telephone pole, has had it back then. Confidant friends, look at the brat-like enthusiasm of Spider-Man, who else doesn't understand.It's just that the big guys all pretended to be confused and hid aside to watch the good show. Only he, the poor Iron Man, couldn't watch the fun, so he lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot.

Really, no kidding, no big talk, one day Tony is going to throw this brat into outer space.

Peter on the other end of the communicator didn't know anything about Abba's irritability, and was still rambling excitedly.

"God, Mister Stark, I can't believe Phoebe thought the same way I did; I mean, I always knew she was a little different to me, but not that different... no, Maybe it's that different...I don't know what to say but you know what? Today Phoebe took me to see the wizard's forest and the magical animals that live in the wizarding world are so beautiful, they My souls are like the stars in the sky, but I think Phoebe is more beautiful than all of them put together... I still can't believe this happened, I must be dreaming... in case Everything is a dream when I wake up tomorrow, so what should I do, Mr. Stark, please help me..."

I'll give you a hammer.

Tony rolled over on the bed, staring at the ceiling, wishing he was a bad guy more than ever.

Why do you care about the safety of this bear kid?Why is it necessary to set the function of automatic pick-up and non-hangup for the cross-border communicator?Why do you believe that this dead child won't suddenly call and chat?Why on earth should you know Peter Parker in the first place?

He sent soul torture to himself.

"...Mr. Stark, are you still listening? By the way, you must think this is nothing unusual. Magazines always say that women from the age of eight to the age of 80 are deeply infatuated with you , but not Phoebe, lol...God, I'm really, really happy, but I don't know what to do next, should I send her flowers? But she's so amazing, flowers will Wouldn't it be too mediocre? Maybe I should weave her something out of spider silk? Mr. Stark, if you can give me some advice—"

Any suggestions for collecting all 12 Months of Cover Girls?Tony thought nonchalantly.

He covered his head with a pillow, and he just wanted to immediately summon the Mark armor and fly to the magic world to blow up the magic castle.

"—If it doesn't work, can I trouble you—"

"Okay, Peter." A female voice suddenly interrupted the nagging on the other end of the phone ("Phoebe! Why are you here!" screamed the little spider.)

Great savior.

Tony almost burst into tears at this moment.

Phoebe on the other end of the phone said seriously: "Mr. Stark, we probably have an idea of ​​the evil forces standing behind the dark wizard, but we still need to catch some Death Eaters to confirm the truth. Although there are many variables, We may be scaring ourselves, but, I mean, if the person behind the scenes is really that person, she can't be satisfied with taking over the wizarding world, and she will definitely turn the whole world upside down. You may as well pass on my words For other organizations, it is an invitation from wizards, if superheroes are free, Principal Dumbledore invites you to come to the magic world to hold a combat meeting to discuss how to face powerful enemies."

This passage is like dropping a bomb in the room.

Dark wizards, Death Eaters, even Tony knew these terms were bad.What makes him tremble even more is the connotation in the other party's words. The world has just regained peace, and there is another character who wants to stir up trouble. Is this the fate of the superhero world?

Tony, who was still lying on the bed, got up suddenly. He rubbed his face tiredly, and took the communicator in his hand. "Is the news true?"

"True," Phoebe said, "my...brothers will be there too, and let's just say he's a scarier character than my brother."

Scarier than Satan?

Tony scowled.

"I'll message all the organizations," he said hastily. "Please send me their information as soon as possible, Phoebe."

The person on the other side said hello, and then the communication was hung up.

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