[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

Thor has always felt that he is the most reliable god in Asgard. This reliability can range from fighting radiation for Asgard to dealing with the people's parents, from Diodin wrangling radiation with dwarves to personally supervising the spaceship. The development process, but today, at this moment, he found that he really couldn't laugh.

A group of people raised their heads on the ground eagerly waiting for him to rain or something, which really broke through the shame level.

Thor maintained the dignity of the great prince of Asgard on his face, cursing the streets in the language of the nine kingdoms in his heart, picked up the meow hammer with the venom of the crouching demon, jumped out of the mirrored curtain wall and flew into the air.

The cumulonimbus clouds that come and go at will on weekdays are still a little bit uncontrollable today. It took Thor to maintain the shape of holding a hammer and his constipated face in the air for about 5 minutes, and it was long overdue.

Between lightning and thunder, bean-sized raindrops poured down, washing over everyone.

There was a crisp knocking sound on the mirrored curtain wall, as if a huge umbrella was propped up.This scene is almost a bit funny. The people who were frozen in a state of life and death a second before the curtain wall resumed their actions, and then stood there dumbfounded; the heroes who were worried a second before the curtain wall became tourists, standing silently. Enjoy the exaggerated rain scene that is rare in a century.

Amidst the pattering rain, Tony walked up behind the little witch at some point, and asked lightly, "Are you sure about this... um... the Winged Demon? Its venom really works." ? Why does it look like it turns everyone into fools?"

"Of course it works," Phoebe gave Mr. Stark a sideways glance, "This is a century-old brand."

About the Winged Demon and the rain is an inside joke of the wizards, all the wizards present showed more or less mysterious smiles that could only be understood but could not be expressed in words.

Tony thought of Newt just mentioned, and Yomo also knew what these guys who pulled rabbits out of their hats were laughing at.He lowered his head and curled his lips, then turned his head and picked up Peter who was shrinking behind, and pushed him to Phoebe. "Okay, okay, just treat it as useful, the matter is settled, the adults have to deal with the aftermath, you children go play by yourself."

Peter, who was called a kid in front of so many people, blushed more or less. He grabbed Iron Man's arm with both hands, nailed him to the spot, and said very angrily: "Could it be that I can't help you with the next thing?" Busy? Have I been behaving badly lately, Mr. Stark? I'm not young, can only very old people be called adults in this league!"

Your Excellency One, Your Excellency Two, Your Excellency Three Four Five Six Seven turned their heads to look at him at the same time. Diana, who is more than 5000 years old, showed a pleasant smile. Several centenarians could not bear it, but their faces were tight, while the middle-aged men were inhaling one after another, trying to retract their non-existent belly——Correction , a belly that doesn't exist except for Iron Man.

The little spider was startled, and when he subconsciously walked to the neighbor to find comfort, this startle turned into a half-dead fright, because he found that even his neighbor was looking at him with a kind of bewildered eyes. Looking at him, there was still a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth.

Peter: QAQ

The little friend Phoebe, who was older than anyone present, grabbed the little spider holding the quail in Tony's arms, and thought backhanded, Iron Man's face, how dare to mention the age issue in front of everyone!But she resisted this strong urge, and only thought about it in her heart—should I talk to Gabriel about her grievances?If this mischievous angel comes out, will Peter's idol be ruined?

so tangled.

Peter felt a chill flying over him, he shrank his neck, pretending that he was not only a quail, but a quail that had no sense of existence at all.

......

The big event in New York occupied the headlines of the newspapers for half a month, but all the media with any background were frantically reporting the abnormal behavior of human beings in this international metropolis. Make fun of bitterness.

The last time people were so crazy was when Valentine came up with implanted chips. Not only the ordinary media, but even members of S.H.I.E.L.D. posted almost a hundred pages of new posts on the internal forum, brazenly blaming their boss Compared with Valentine P, Fury was so angry that he deducted half of the wages of the entire bureau.

Of course, after he realized what he had done, this kind of anger turned into a flattery of "who told you to send the handle to the door yourself".

Just as happy as the S.H.I.E.L.D. at that time was the recent Tony.

Iron Man resisted Batman's taunt about employing child labor, and resolutely captured Little Spider to the core laboratory of the New Avengers Base, making this student who will face the SAT in the future do hard work every day.He has already discovered that as long as Peter is detained in the base, Peter's "little girlfriend" will come to accompany him from time to time. Although the little girlfriend has two extremely unfriendly older brothers who make trouble for him every day, but this kind of "grab one and give one away" Playing with children while studying the little days of wizards is simply not to mention how nourishing it is.

Even if Gabriel shaves his beard off next time Tony won't regret it.

...Correction, Tony has no regrets about anything other than shaving his beard off.

This is what he thinks now, and he also insists on it. When Tony finds out that he has missed the best time to study the archangel in depth, he may be so angry that he throws away all the heightening insoles, but he can still maintain a happy face now. , He is very kind to the dead waiter who comes to the door to find (ask for) trouble (money).

There are two classic quotes in the superhero world.

——Problems that can be solved with money are not problems.

The spokespersons are Iron Man, Batman, Green Arrow, Professor X, and all players who have to go back to inherit the wealth when the Super League fails.

——Problems that can be solved with a sense of responsibility are not problems.

The spokespersons are Captain America, Superman, Wolverine, Spiderman, and all the players who have to go back to worry about daily life when the Super League fails.

Among the latter group, Captain America dominates the crowd with decades of pensions, while Peter, who has not yet graduated and started working, used to follow behind to eat ashes, but recently he is chasing the vanguard at a rapid pace.Half of this confidence is due to the "child labor" wages given by the base, and it is usually based on the "pocket money given by my father" that appears again in life.

In fact, to some extent, there is no difference between the two sources of money... well.

"Mr. Steck is such a nice guy." Peter said to Phoebe at a dinner party one day, "Mr. Steck not only helped me design a brand-new uniform, but also let me watch him design the Mark armor. Dr. Banner was called to chat with me for a long time."

Phoebe tilted her head to look at him.

"Oh, by the way, Mr. Stark also replaced me with a new computer, because he disliked the computer I picked up from the waste cardboard pile..."

Phoebe asked with a headache: "Peter, you are fully aware that he was chasing Aunt May some time ago, right?"

"But that's just an illusion," Peter pressed in a low voice, "Although I don't know why, Aunt May doesn't like Mr. Stark at all, and Mr. Stark just agreed with her to try Potts." The attitude of the lady."

"Understood, I completely understand, so that's why he was beaten up by Miss Potts."

"Mr. Stark was beaten?!!!!!!"

"If you count firing a low-impact blow to someone's ass in the Mark Armor Hand Parts test counts as a beating."

"..."

"Peter?"

"...I just feel so sorry for Mr. Stark."

After saying this, Phoebe was a little surprised: "Why are you sorry for him? Wait, it couldn't be your idea for him, right? Aunt May's bad idea? It must be Aunt May, she has always wanted to see Si Tucker is unlucky... What do you mean by this action? What do you mean by nodding? Is it your idea? How did you come up with such a bad idea?"

Peter pursed his lips in embarrassment, and poked the eggs on the plate with a fork.

Phoebe urged him, "Speak!"

Peter hesitated for a long time before whispering: "Okay, I said yes, but Ned said Liz—nothing, nothing! Nothing!! Nothing!!!"

The archangel stood up from his seat and looked at his neighbor with a dark expression on his face.She stared at the little spider inexplicably for a while, then rolled out of the base like a gust of wind, and flew away from the balcony with a flap of wings, leaving only the shivering Spider-Man facing the shivering eggs in the bowl.

Peter: I'm so sorry, Ned! QQ

The author has something to say: Peter: I accidentally sold my best friend, what should I do, wait online, really urgent!