[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

Deadpool's brain seems to have as much information as several universes.

In his consciousness, the whole world is nothing but comics, not just comics, but also a mashup of various TV series, movies, and comics.If this realization wasn't enough to make Phoebe feel confused, it was the fact that she couldn't find her own existence in any world that made her feel more nauseated.

But after sorting out the information with the help of Rong Guang, she found that the plots of all the worlds had changed, which gave a little bit of confidence to the little witch, who especially carefully read the plot line of Harry Potter.

Amidst all these jumbled memories, she did find what she had been looking for: the mysterious buyer behind Deadpool.

Two days ago, a guy who called himself "Scary" took out a suitcase of dollar bills and asked Deadpool to hijack a target who was "always messing up business."It is best to ask to be brought to the transaction site, if not, get rid of her, no matter whether she lives or dies.

Deadpool is usually a straightforward guy, but he has a bit of an ego in the mercenary business.If the employer says what is the best way to do it, he can do it, because he is the best one.But it's another matter if you encounter fierce resistance or buyers who simply buy their lives.The poor guy that Phoebe saw in the back alley of Gray Cat's house before was one of the dead souls.

All in all, Deadpool saw the target and found that this target simply broke through his own few remaining moral bottom lines, so he decided to take her alive to the buyer-of course, on the way, it was very unnecessary to go out in Iron Man's meeting today The road that must be passed was a circle - everyone was happy in the end, the little girl did not turn into ashes, the buyer could only complain a few words, and made several times the money.

perfect.

The smartest ghost in the world, Deadpool.

"Thriller" reminded Phoebe of the information it gave when she saw Red Butt for the first time, "Mason", "Thriller" and "Boss". Sure enough, this line of smuggling magical animals noticed her existence.The only intersection between the Wen family brothers who were also tied up and the magical beasts was the original Kabbah case, and going further, there is another intersection between the three of them, and that is the Angel War.

The so-called "trap" spoken by Uriel and Agneo by the lake of the Kabbah case hit the little witch who was thinking crazy. What if these three routes, smuggling magical animals, selling special arms and promoting the apocalypse, are connected to each other? ?It is known that wizards play an important role in the trade of magical animals. It is known that the dealers of magical animals and special arms are the same group. It is known that they set up a trap with one of the magical animals. Is this just a coincidence?

Deadpool, who kept waving his hand in front of her eyes, interrupted her thoughts.

"I don't know if you've noticed," Deadpool said very nicely, "but I still have to work and support my family. Are you done asking?"

Phoebe was silent for a moment, then nodded.

Anyone struggling with the blood and fire in his head would eventually crawl to the light for shelter, and then they would see the most precious part of the mercenary's memory, the brightest part, of "Wade" The parts of "Wilson" and "Vanessa" are as warm as the sunlight from the courtyard, and as eye-catching as the paint splashed on the white paper.

"I don't like others to read my brain. Usually people who do this will go crazy, so I don't need to do it." Deadpool thought for a while and said, "Although I really want to give you a shot here, but I Good guy, and Tony Stark bought your life..."

He stood up, put the gun back in his pocket, and was gone a few jumps from the end of the road.

......

When she woke up the next morning, Phoebe admitted to herself that Deadpool's brain was a treasure.

Now that she knows the plot line of the entire Apocalypse War, many questions that have not been answered before have been answered.She was thinking about the solution to Lucifer in her heart: to collect all the rings of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and send him back to hell?Or according to the original plan, try to see if your own strength can kill the archangel?And the archangel Gabriel who is facing mankind, does she have to do something to invite this big guy out of the mountain?

With a muddled mind, the little witch went into the suitcase to feed and shovel the shit of the masters who hadn't seen each other for a day, and then hugged Ozzy's big head to think about life.

In front, there were two Jubilee birds who had seen the right eyes and were doing a courtship dance. The single dragon Ozzy vomited a long flame at these two guys who didn't know what to do, and almost burned the hair of the male Jubilee bird's buttocks.Phoebe hit it twice on the head, loudly and softly.

Aussie Protein didn't look very friendly at her.

The little witch instantly thought of the hug she had with Peter before she left the hotel. Although she didn't say anything, she seemed to have said everything.

The temporary room provided to her by the Hall of Justice is very comfortable, the only inconvenience is that she cannot apparate at any time.Last night, she also asked them to temporarily open a passage on the protection so that she could apparate smoothly and go home to solve the problem of the furious grandparents, and then brought the suitcase back to her.Looking out of the window, you can see the fountain smoothly. Since it was announced that the alliance affairs are busy in the past two days and the exhibition hall cannot be opened, the Justice Square and Vaulted Hall, which are usually full of tourists, are empty.

Since this apocalypse event requires the cooperation of multiple parties, the Justice League did not withdraw all of the watchtowers to deal with daily affairs, but stayed on the ground, which is why the protection of the entire hall has been strengthened several times.After all, who can guarantee that Batman's Gotham support group or Superman's Metropolis support group or other heroes' respective support groups will not just rush in and cause trouble?

She thought half-jokingly, going downstairs to finish breakfast with Wonder Woman and Cyborg, who were still here.

In the morning, I originally planned to discuss the issue of consciousness link with Professor X who was still a guest, and then try to find a way to ask Casidio if Lilith's whereabouts, but a phone call changed the whole day's plan.

The call came from the boyfriend reserve who had just talked everything to her yesterday.

The content of the phone began with the sentence "Help"——

Peter and Ned have a big deal.Peter is stuck in "one place" and can't get out, while friendly chubby Ned follows the rest of the class into the Washington Monument after the game.

This would have been nothing.

The problem is that Ned carries a Chitauri energy body with him.

This energy body may activate to produce a huge explosion after being scanned.

Unfortunately, admission to the Washington Monument requires security.