[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

Just as Muggles have regional differences, wizards living in different countries have also bred completely different cultures.These differences are reflected in all aspects of life. For example, British wizards call people who do not have magical powers Muggles, while American wizards call them No-Majs; For example, whenever British wizards need to buy something, they go to Diagon Alley, while American wizards go to Fisher Square.

Fisher Square is named after Wilhelm Fisher, one of the first twelve Aurors in the United States. It is also located in Manhattan, and its location is comparable to Times Square. It is said that this shopping plaza with a large area and extremely modern facilities is no matter what All times are brightly lit and full of voices.There are thousands of shops in the entire square, supporting a five-star Paracels Hotel, a general hospital for wizards with seven buildings, and an amusement park covering an area of ​​about [-] square kilometers (including two water parks. Paradise, five magical zoos, dozens of standard Quidditch pitches, and even a floating venue for concerts, where the Liberty Star and the Shining Eagle band, which is as famous as the British Weird Sisters, have performed here).

This is the largest application of the Untraceable Stretching Curse in the world, and it has been written into textbooks as a historical fact. It is usually followed by famous wizards who have mixed comments on it, "it is a big step for the magic world", or "it is One of the iconic cases where the Magic Congress voted collectively for the Imperius Curse."

When Phoebe crossed the Wizarding Passage on Broadway and entered Fisher Square, the data she had read in the book turned into substance, and every strand of air seemed to shout:

money!money!money!

"These damned Yankees," someone said.

She looked back, and saw that the man had dissatisfaction written all over his face, and beside him was a Middle Eastern wizard in a white robe who was patting him on the shoulder sympathetically, and kept saying that next time he would be invited to his home as a guest, it would be horrific.

Going a little further is the magic security inspection channel that must be passed before entering the square, ensuring that anyone can only enter the business area with wands and shrunken items.This is to prevent the built-in space equipment from entering. Since the space in this area has been expanded to the extreme, other space fluctuations may affect its stability.Considering that customers may spend a lot of money here, the business area will provide free shrinking spells and floating shopping basket services.

After so many years, Phoebe has long been raised by Diagon Alley. In the first few hours, she was completely wandering around, in a state of wanting to buy after seeing this, and wanting to buy after seeing that.

Most of the wizards who passed by her were not wearing robes, and a few were wearing robes of various designs and colors.Two giggling girls with their arms crossed were each drinking a glass of drink. One of them just took a few sips, and her whole body turned green, and her companion laughed even harder.There were a few middle-aged witches sitting on the resting bench on the left, and one with permed curly hair was complacently pointing her fingers, "The fabric made of silver mole fur only sells for three Galleons!"

The most crowded is the vehicle shop at the end of the hall on the first floor. From a distance, there are several huge Muggle superhero statues at the door of the shop, and hired elves fly in the air holding a banner of automatic broadcasting. Fly away, "—full simulation of Superman's cloak, built-in multiple flying magic circles, fixed master tailor-made protection spells, giving you a 360-degree impeccable flying experience——"——A full set of Batman-themed travel vehicles 42% off—""—Are you still struggling with broomsticks that mess up your clothes? Are you still drooling over luxurious flying carriages? Come and see the new miniature Helicarrier on our special price— —”“—collect Mark [-] to No. [-], and get a limited edition Thor’s Hammer, what are you waiting for—”

Phoebe: ...The city knows how to play, and it's a loss.

She forced herself not to look at the magic shapewear in the clothing store on the right that claims to give you a "black widow-like figure" after wearing it for a few months, and the "exhibition of time-like magic perfect retro Wonder Woman evening dress" and made a firm determination , and ran to the strange item area on the top floor.

What a joke, she only has more pocket money, if she doesn’t run away, it’s too late_(:з」∠)_

After running non-stop all the way to the destination, she stopped to catch her breath. Phoebe took out the paper bag she had prepared in advance in her pocket, and walked to the counter in three steps.On the counter, there is an old man with four arms who is cutting clothes. Because he has so many hands, he can use one hand to hold a magnifying glass, and the other hand to write and draw on the manuscript.

When Phoebe had caught her breath, Grandpa held up the magnifying glass and looked at her.The hand that wrote the manuscript dropped the pen, grabbed a piece of dried flying insects from the tall basin beside it, and stuffed it into his mouth.He chewed slowly for a while, then slowly leveled the magnifying glass, and finally said slowly: "Go, go, I don't want the clothes I made to be dirty by some messy animal."

"What are you talking about," Phoebe sneered, "confuses me."

"Hmph! Scamander. I have made clothes for your father, and your father's father—you know what kind of clothes. According to my craftsmanship, I can live for 20 years, but I can't live for five years. Good materials Ruin it and be a fart and ruin my reputation." He ate another piece, this time it looked like a cicada.

...With all due respect, are you related to Ollivander?

Phoebe was called a quail.

Shrinking her neck, she obediently put the paper bag on the counter, then took out the Galleon and threw it into the cash register as fast as she could in her life. "All the furs I've saved over the past few years are here, please excuse me, hehe."

The old man glared at her viciously, then washed his hands, dried them, and rummaged through the bag.

The paper bags contain the hairs collected from the invisible beasts, which are used for many purposes, but only one is the most widely known: for making invisibility cloaks.

Invisibility cloaks in the wizarding world are very rare and expensive, but not impossible to obtain.Harry's senior had such a thing, and it was discovered by Phoebe during a night outing.As far as she knows, there are at least three ways to make an invisibility cloak in the world. One is to fix the illusion spell on the clothes, the other is to apply blindness, and the third is to weave it with invisible animal hair.The invisibility cloaks made by the three methods will gradually fail over time, and the retention time will change from short to long from one to three.

Legend has it that there is only one invisibility cloak in the world that can make people truly invisible. This invisibility cloak will never fail, and it will not be broken by any spells——Deathly Hallows (Grandpa Newt’s expression when he mentioned Deathly Hallows It's always a bit like constipation, and I don't know what psychological shadow it left behind).

Taking advantage of the old grandpa's search, Phoebe took two steps back and wanted to run outside. Before she could escape, she was stopped by a voice:

"stop!"

Phoebe: QAQ

She retracted her half-extended foot.

"What else do you want?"

"It's not slow, you can't hold back a fart for a long time, or you are yelling, and you rub the soles of your feet before you finish speaking. Your Scamander family is full of talents." The old man sealed the bag and put a label on it , put it on the shelf, still rambling in his mouth.

When he got down from the ladder, he got angry again, "What's the hurry! Can I still eat you?"

The little witch stared at the pot of worms, and swallowed in fright.

"I stopped you because I want to ask, do you still want to make invisibility cloaks like your father and others, or are you willing to try new tricks?"

Phoebe's eyes lit up. "What new law?"

"I have a new method. The clothes I make can't be completely invisible, but can only produce a screen effect. In other words, everyone can see that there is a large area, but no one can see what it is." Grandpa He said slowly, seeing the doubts on the other party's face, and added a few words, "Although this method is not as effective as before, it is strong in that the clothes it makes are almost permanent, and it will not be broken by most injuries."

Wouldn't that be a target?

Do you think everyone is as stupid as Captain America to hold stars in front of their chests?

To be honest, does this star really not have its own sarcasm: Come on!Hit me!Hit here!

"...It can also be made into a streamer effect. Do you see that the uniforms of those superheroes are more cool than the other? Let me make you look like Doctor Strange. Do you like it?"

Admit it, are you envious and jealous when you see the business in the store downstairs is so good.

"I see, you let me think about it," said Phoebe weakly.

"Oh, it's so chaotic outside now. If you just want to concentrate on doing things, choose one. If you want to make something out of something, choose the second. Anyway, the initial steps are the same, and the labor cost is also the same."

"I'll think about it, I'll think about it." Even weaker.

Seeing that she was still circling around in the store, the old man began to push her out with a long hand impatiently.

"Okay, okay, go back and think about it, don't squat in my shop and affect the business."

...You old man, open your eyes and see where there are people walking here within a hundred steps!

When she got back to the apartment building, Phoebe was still a little breathless and unable to swallow. She sifted through the lice on her struggling red buttocks, then took out a roll of parchment and wrote a letter to Grandpa Newt in England. Eloquent roaring letters.

The author has something to say: Thank you little angel Ah Er and Mingyue at the little angel's landmines at that time, huh!

If it were me, I would choose to buy the full set of Nini and get a sledgehammer...but think about it, the full set of the master is also very good...(￣▽￣)

In fact, the common currency in the American magic world is Zhuoguo, but there are not many books written about this, so I wrote Jin Gallon for convenience