[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

Located in the center of Manhattan, Central Park was built in 1856. As the green lung and back garden of New York City, it not only attracts citizens for leisure and entertainment, but also attracts tourists from all over the world throughout the year.

As far as Phoebe is concerned, she has only one memory of Central Park: Grandpa once retrieved a poisonhorn female here.It is said that Grandpa Newt performed a courtship dance very dedicatedly in order to attract the poison horn beast that was in heat/estrus/period, and the scene was once extremely spectacular.

This experience is basically a meme in the Scamander family. Every time there are guests from anywhere, the family members will talk about it for fun. Sometimes Grandma Tina will take the Pensieve with great interest. take it out.It was only later that she realized that this "precious" memory did not come from Newt himself, but from Jacob, whose worldview had been reshaped at that time.

To be honest, it is not surprising that Kabbah would choose Central Park to inhabit. The environmental conditions required for the survival of magical animals are often harsh, and some are even harsher than Muggle protected animals.In the thousands of years that humans have continued to expand their territories, countless species have disappeared from the earth.But when it comes to extinction, it leads to a joke: What is the most familiar magical animal to Muggles?

The answer is the ball chasing the bird.

Ball escape birds have a charming appearance, plump, soft, and colorful fluff. Although they can't fly, they have strong escape skills.Like a phoenix, a ball-stalking bird can disappear from one place and then reappear in a completely different place.The Muggle world calls them "dodos", and they are considered extinct, and they are written in textbooks.

On the way to Central Park, Phoebe rephrased the joke, but the people in the car were skeptical and had no intention of laughing at all.

"You seem to be in good spirits today." Embarrassed, Phoebe said politely to Rhett who was also sitting in the back seat.

"Thank you," Rhett put away the books he was reading along the way, "you look... different today, amazing."

Can it be the same? The appearance of the compound soup depends entirely on where the added ingredients come from. Last time Phoebe used ingredients from a Tennessee housewife. This time she used ingredients from an Asian immigrant. Nobody knew it was the same person at all.But then again, if it wasn't for "working" and having to go to a Muggle high school in peace, why bother to cover up your identity.

"What species are you, doppelganger?" Dean, who was driving, looked at the rearview mirror and narrowed his eyes.

...What the hell is a shapeshifter?Disguise Magus?

"As long as you don't know who it is, it doesn't matter who you see." Taylor didn't come, and Phoebe gave a thoughtful answer.This is to give BAU a message so that they don't have to bother to find out the identity of the transformation. After all, the usual sources of materials are Muggles, and wizards usually don't know how to use them in the non-magical world, so there is no need to make trouble for others.

Anyway, the inventory in the material library of the Magic Congress is so large that it can be changed every day for a lifetime. Sometimes she wonders where she got so many materials and opened a chain of barbershops across the country?Or is there an unspeakable deal with some nefarious donation bank?

Force yourself to forget what the "materials" are in the potion every day, think about the caterpillars, leech juice and mouse spleen in the shrink potion, think about the slugs and porcupine quills in the scabies potion, think again Scarab and armadillo bile in intelligence boosters...

Forget it, she told herself.

The ingredients of Polyjuice Potion itself include lacewing insects, leeches, African tree snake skin, and horn mill powder from bicorns, a monogamous magical animal that has only one source of food in its life—— virgin.

... Forget it, really forget about it.

Think about hurting yourself again.

Phoebe rubbed her nose, and took out the materials distributed to the action team from under the seat to sort them out.

The contents of this file bag were sent to BAU by CSI in the morning. The technical staff of the Crime Scene Forensic Section described the situation on the scene as scientifically as possible, and pointed out a fact: the victim was killed in the evening of the previous day. Half hidden in the green belt by the lake, it was not discovered until the next day.The cause of death was also excessive blood loss, and there were still traces of dragging on his body. It seemed that the murderer had tried to drag him into the water, but gave up for unknown reasons.

Very much in line with Kabbah's behavior pattern.

She stroked the magic wand on her right arm, carefully recalling every key point that her grandfather had said about dealing with Kabbah, and looked out of the window without focus.

As we get closer to our destination, the scenery outside the window recedes more and more slowly.As soon as the two cars drove into Manhattan, they encountered a tragic traffic jam, and it was already high in the sun when they arrived at their destination.

Dean parked the car driven by the black beauty next to Morgan, and picked through the trunk with his brother. The FBI people are quite kind. When the black beauty drove back, not a single piece of the paint was scratched, and the weapons in the car were also the same, but the location had changed.He knew that the group of people probably registered everything one by one, maybe even took apart the bullets and looked at them, and temporarily returned them to their original owners because of the suspect's special identity and Hodge's guarantee.

No one knows what will happen after the murderer is caught.

Phoebe put the file bag on the back seat and walked around the back of the car, only to see the two brothers put on a serious face, frowning so much that they could kill mosquitoes.

"Don't worry, we can take care of this. Worrying means you will suffer twice." As a well-traveled...wizard at a young age, she is still very confident in herself.It’s just Kabbah, which is more dangerous than the poisonous leopard or the fire dragon. It is said that Grandpa Newt also dealt with Momoran. For wizards, the only thing in the world that is more terrifying than Momoran is the Dark Lord. It doesn’t matter which generation , maybe some people think that silence is more terrifying. After all, there are often Dark Lords in the twentieth century, but silence is not common.

Although the Winchester brothers were not entirely worried about evil forces, they still accepted her sympathy.Sam was carrying a dagger, and Dean made a joke while casting a disapproving look.

"Whose words of wisdom are these?"

"My grandfather's."

After a moment of silence, Dean shrugged deliberately. "Not bad." Phoebe could still hear him muttering to his brother behind his back as he turned to chase the troop. "After all, it's not like anyone's grandpa would suddenly pop out of a hotel closet so unreliably, right?"

Wrong, she thought in her heart, what is it to drill into the closet, my grandfather is unreliable, and there is such a trick as "robbing" a jewelry store.

A group of people hurried to the crime scene.

The nearby place has been completely closed, and there are two carriages carrying tourists on the road a little farther away. You don't need to listen to it to know that the tourists are also talking about the "park murder case" quickly disclosed by the newspaper.This is a country where serial killers frequently appear, a metropolis that is devastated by all kinds of super villains every year, but it is also one of the areas with the highest density of superheroes in the world. There will be no widespread panic.

It wasn't them that caught Phoebe's attention, but the horses pulling the cart. Because of the short distance and the ever-changing wind direction, their sounds reached her ears only occasionally.The horses walked side by side, and at the beginning they complained about the guests they had pulled over in the past two days, and later they turned into aimless gossip.

"You remember Bonn? That lame mallard? I heard—"

"—couldn't be wrong, it was scared to death, poor Bonn—"

"I don't understand Twolegs, what's so interesting about the big pool—"

"—I don't know how the monster came here, it must not have come by flying."

Phoebe stopped.

That's right, she just remembered that Kabbah lived in the water, and all the crime scenes were near the water, but she forgot to cross several states. These waters are not conceivable at all.Kabbah can't survive on land for a long time. How did it manage to operate interstate?

Suddenly a thought hit her:

All the cases were committed by Kabbah, but no matter how magical the magical beasts are, they cannot escape their identity as animals.Before she joined, all BAU case analyzes assumed that the unsubs were all human beings, and the presumed crime location was also based on human beings, because human beings can be profiled, and human behavior can be traced and can be traced. inferred.

But the kaba is still an animal after all.

How could an animal's crime line coincide with a crime line inferred based on humans?

"Red, how long have you been taking over this case? Has anything happened since you took over?" She glanced at the team members who had dispersed at the crime scene, and asked Rhett who was still recording something in a low voice.

"For about two weeks, nothing happened." Reid adjusted his glasses and paused, "But unfortunately, the detective who investigated the case earlier had a car accident, and the detective who took over later transferred the case to the police without investigating for a few weeks. Gave it to us."

"A car accident?"

Was it an accident, or...

Thinking of this, she pursed her lips, facing Rhett's puzzled eyes, quickly took out her mobile phone and sent Taylor a text message.

[I need detailed information on the sources of the materials for these two operations. In addition, it is best to send more Aurors to protect them. 】

"Did something happen?"

Xu Shi saw her suddenly stop in place, her expression changed again and again. Sam, who was squatting by the lake to observe, came over with deep feet and shallow feet, and asked worriedly.

"I was thinking... I need a uniform."

Phoebe answered.

The author has something to say: Thank you little angels for your concern. Actually, I have already pulled it out, but because this one is very deep, it hurts terribly_(:з」∠)_

In "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them", the ball escaped bird appeared for a few seconds. After the venomous leopard squatted down and then used its claws to tease (heavy fog!), it was the ball escaped bird. The group of mothers and babies were so cute !

The recipe for bicorns is that virgins really burst out laughing. I have been thinking about how they judge whether someone is a virgin or not?Is there such an operation in magic?

Wen Jia Shuangsha's whole family is handsome. I screamed when my grandpa came out. I didn't expect my grandpa to be so handsome. Bei Family