[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

Phoebe is completely unaware that there is a big drama going on in the cafeteria.

She stayed in the classroom throughout the noon, trying to compare the information collected in one day with the knowledge she had learned for so many years.Lunch was a bag of biscuits of the same brand and taste as breakfast, and by the way, I used a glass of cold milk to practice the warming spell without a stick and without sound.Michelle, who was out for dinner, came back and said that Eugene had fallen solidly at the door. She secretly didn’t know how many people would laugh at her, so she remembered that she had exchanged the chocolate candy in the other party’s pocket for the honor of the Weasley brothers. Produced unlucky candy.

Ashamed, I did a little work.

On the way home in the afternoon, she saw Spider-Man, the good neighbor of the people of New York. The owner of the stolen item.

"Excuse me, is this the bike you lost?" It was the day before yesterday.

"Excuse me, is this the backpack you lost?" It was yesterday.

"Excuse me, is this your lost owl?" It's today.

...something seems wrong.

Spider-Man, who was already very depressed today, crouched dejectedly on the platform in the middle of the apartment building, holding a big snow-white bird in his arms, frantically untangling the spider webs around his body.No way, with his super vision, he could see something on the owl's feet from a long distance. Worried that some tourists in the park were robbed by robber birds, Spider-Man carefully glued it off.

In the end, he was not a robber, but a good citizen, and he just came to deliver a letter.

Letter from Phoebe Scamander.

My god, there are still people using birds to send letters these days, and it's not in "Game of Thrones", and what kind of owl is actually sending letters. ——This was the little spider's first thought.

Do you want to send it to the liar, but she and I are still in a cold war. ——This is the second thought of the little spider.

After a long battle between heaven and man, he chose to put the letter and the owl on the windowsill of his neighbor.

Where does Hedwig usually go to deliver the letter? Doesn’t she offer delicious food and drink? It’s the first time someone knocked her down from the air when she grows up so big. , and pecked fiercely with his beak.When Phoebe came into the house, it was still angry, with a stinking bird face, and it didn't even pay attention to the owl's food, which made Phoebe wonder for a while, and rubbed its nose before opening the letter to read.

......

Dear Phoebe,

Spread the letter good.

Merlin, I hope Hedwig can really fly this far, and can deliver this letter to you at the right time, instead of being intercepted by some superhero in New York.Mr. Weasley told me that wizards in America don't like dealing with crises in the Muggle world, but who really does, and I remember Fudge's face when he accidentally inflated Aunt Marge in third year.

I went to Professor Dumbledore's office last week and there was this weird animal crouching next to the Fox, oh my god it was so strong, I was told it was a candle beast, the exact one you took back in the US , Mr. Scamander generously lent it to the Headmaster for relief.Professor Dumbledore's left hand is completely scorched (like magic can't heal burns), for this reason, some people who are not usually seen frequently appear in the school, and Mr. Scamander is one of them .

The magical weather in the castle became cloudy, and the ceiling of the Great Hall thundered during dinner the day before yesterday, which was even more spectacular than the day Crouch appeared on the stage, and everyone who was eating was taken aback.The movement of the Death Eaters is getting bigger and bigger. Although the new professor Slughorn is not as divisive as Umbridge, he is forming gangs among his classmates in the form of a slug club.

And the ferret, who broke my nose on the train at the beginning of school (I burned his parchment the next day, thank goodness dad at least left me with the invisibility cloak), I always knew he was a bit arrogant, but Lately he's been getting nervous.Ron told me more than once that all Malfoys end up licking the hem of their master's robes, but I've seen him secretly write home to ask if something big happened - as if after... resurrection No big deal like that.In any case, the students who eat together in class every day, even the most hopeless one, are marked with the Dark Mark, just thinking about it makes me sick to my stomach.

I still remember Cedric, I remember Sirius.I can't stop thinking about them, but I'm starting to stop dreaming about them.Thank you for sending me the Dreamweaving carp, after the tired period of the long journey and being fed every day, it is doing well now, and the common room almost regards it as a mascot.Maybe everyone needs a dream weaving carp these days.

Thank you also for the Superman pic, I love it, Hermione put a spell on it, and now the Superman in the picture can fly all the time.Swear to Merlin this was the hardest Ron had laughed in months, because he didn't appreciate the red cape very much.As for Dean, I should have known he was the number one Avengers fan, and Seamus was completely engrossed in his new explosion-proof toy wand.Thank goodness at least I don't have to see sad faces in my dorm room.

Just send your complaints here, I hope you will be careful in everything in the United States. "The Quibbler" said that the saints who have disappeared for a long time are about to move again, and some people in the travel section of the "Daily Prophet" said that they saw traces of dementors on the other side of the ocean.Could this be true?But, I mean, we all know the dementors are the guy's minions, and if they're running around, it wouldn't be a good sign, would it?

I hope you are well.

PS: Hermione and I are looking for a "Half-Blood Prince", if you have any clues.

with best regards

Harry

......

Phoebe read the letter once, and again, and pressed her lips together.

Things have gotten so bad?

Grandpa Newt would not send an addictive candle beast to the principal's office for no reason, let alone frequent Hogwarts. He has lived in seclusion for many years, and it is usually impossible to make a hermit go out to work. Not bad.And this time it involves Professor Dumbledore, the only wizard that the Mysterious Man fears, and the protector of Hogwarts. If something happens to him, the British wizarding world will become a mess in an instant. What will we do then? Are you really going to let the young "Savior" save the world?

There is also the United States, where mysterious people want to confuse the water, saints who have long been silent have emerged, and magical animal incidents are emerging one after another. What is the connection between them, and what is attracting these forces? It has something to do with superheroes ?

Phoebe had a look of anxiety between her brows and eyes, and she wrote a reply letter to Harry, telling some of her own experience, and then explaining that she knew nothing about the "Half-Blood Prince".After the angry Hedwig flew away, she thought about it, took out another piece of parchment, and drafted a letter to Grandpa Newt.

This drafting lasted all night, and I finally let out a sigh of relief when I finished writing, but my worries about the future were still in my heart.

If you're in a bad mood, go get something.

Half an hour later, Phoebe crawled out of the suitcase with a round pussycat in her arms, sat down on the sofa and turned on the TV.

The cat raccoon is a magical animal bred by the early British wizards themselves. This animal looks very much like a Muggle lynx, with big ears, long beards, a white chin, and spots all over its body, except that it has an extra lion's tail.Maolizi can detect corrupt or suspicious people, and can also guide the owner to find the way home, which is very smart.

Crookshanks raised by Hermione actually has the blood of a cat raccoon, but because its big face is really not similar to a normal cat raccoon, not to mention Hermione, even Phoebe herself is skeptical.

This is a kind of magical animal that she doesn't know that can only be raised with a license. There is a drawer in the cabin in the suitcase that is used to store the license, or animals that are so dangerous or rare that they are rarely seen at all. There were so many that any Department of Magical Creatures staff would have passed out if they had gone inside to see it - either from excitement or panic.

Compared with those delicate and rare species, cat raccoons are easy to raise, the only thing to pay attention to is not to let them out during the estrus period, because they are called Teddy in the cat world.

The Maolizi who was carried out had a good appearance, with two light-colored spots between his eyebrows, almost like the four gold-clad eyes of a Tibetan mastiff, with two small suns on his head.Phoebe hugged it, and flicked it from its thick neck to its powerful tail for a while, until it fluffed up and made a purring sound before letting go of it kindly.Unexpectedly, she let go, but the cat and raccoon began to roll around in a coquettish manner with its belly spread out, staring at its two big black eyes and asking questions:

What, don't you jerk off?

Other Maolizi: Get out of the group!