[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

Soon Spider-Man himself will become a superhero boy who doesn't write homework, doesn't hand in papers, and skips classes to save the world, but at this moment he is still a boy who only dares to do things after school, go home to do his homework, and finish his work. The boy in pajamas who likes the YouTube Spider-Man video with a trumpet.

So after he recovered from the three smiles, he knocked on the door with a note in his hand.

At that time, Phoebe was preparing to feed bubble beads to the seven-color fairy in the suitcase, and the tea to be used for a while was boiling in the teapot. Qian Qi's two Lantern monsters crouched on the coffee table with their arms crossed and their shoulders pressed against their shoulders, wrestling with each other. There were also a few sheets of analysis of the suspect's circuit that were taken from Reid and Sam respectively.

But when Peter was really welcomed in, the whole room was clean, only the boiling water against the lid made a "crack" sound.

Thanks magic, thanks Merlin, thanks Hogwarts.

Phoebe took the chemistry notes solemnly and asked Peter to sit down on the sofa and eat some fruit.

I remember the notes very carefully, with clear organization and clear focus, and I even picked up my own wrong questions in some places.She was inexplicably moved as she flipped through the pages, and she couldn't help blaming herself secretly: Why care about whether a Muggle boy is timid or not, even if he is timid, so what, she is the representative of divination class, and she has seen a lot in class The little wizard who got the shit out of Professor Trelawney?

Thinking of this, she looked at Peter apologetically, and decided to treat this coward well in the future, at worst, protect him just like protecting her younger brother Colin.Professor Dumbledore said well, treat harmless Muggles as warm as spring, and treat Death Eaters as cruel as winter.

Probably because her eyes were too hot, Spider-Man felt his hairs were about to stand on end.In order to divert attention, he held up a half-eaten apple in his hand, and praised it very exaggeratedly:

"This is so sweet."

Phoebe took a closer look.

...Holy shit, this seems to be the pixie fruit that I forgot to put in the fruit bowl just now, and it only bears a few in a year!

My heart hurts so bad I can't breathe!

"By the way, what do you mean you are saving the world this afternoon?" After eating one in two or three bites, Peter threw the fruit core into the trash can and wiped his mouth.

When it comes to business, implementing Taylor's policy of "the more you behave, the less people will believe you", Phoebe didn't stop at all: "I'm preparing for divination to see what will happen to the world. You know the mess on the Internet recently, every day Open Twitter and you can see a hundred ways to die on the earth, being submerged in sea water by Neptune, invaded by Asgard, destroyed by Iron Man technology, turned into plastic toys by the Green Lantern Corps..."

Peter looked suspicious of his ears.

"...There are even people who swear that Hulk will become the ultimate giant and blow up the earth." Phoebe continued without changing her expression, "I still want to study hard and find a job in the city , The headquarters of the Avengers is in New York, and the headquarters of the X-Men and the Justice League are not far away. If there is a real chaos, it will be dangerous, and I have no future."

"But, but everyone knows that the Hulk can't grow that big." Peter seemed to have a problem with his focus.

"So I voted for 'Rolled into the sun by Superman'." Phoebe said with her most serious expression.

Peter:? ? ? ? ?are you serious? ? ? ? ?

The water in the Nakajima teapot boiled and began to make a "woo-woo" sound.The teapot is rounded all over, with a handle in the shape of a perfect ear and a disc-shaped grip on top of the lid.It can be seen that it is of high-quality silver, pinched with gold edges, and the dense lines form various patterns. From Peter's eyesight, it almost looks like some kind of writing.The water vapor sprayed from the spout formed a lingering mist in the air and permeated the entire room—compared to the size of the teapot, it was strange to spit out so much air.

With the scream of the teapot, the retro suitcase placed beside the sofa moved strangely, as if something was about to come out in a hurry, but when Peter heard the noise and looked over, it became docile again Post, it seems that just now is just an illusion.

Peter: ...Am I dazzled again?

What's going on with this house, why does it feel like everything is wrong, even the occupants?

Seeing the coward's expression of fantasy, Phoebe quickly got up from the sofa, gave the suitcase a fierce stare, and then carefully took out two small bone china teacups from Nakajima's drawer, and poured the tea.

When she came back with the silver tray, Peter was still wandering, subconsciously took a sip from the empty teacup, and then found that the other party was holding the teapot and was about to pour water, and he gave him a questioning look.

......

Self-consciously humiliated, Spider-Man began pretending to look around.

"My grandfather planted these tea leaves," Phoebe changed the subject. "After he and grandma retired, they would raise small animals and plant flowers and plants in addition to serving as consultants for others after retirement."

Sure enough, there was some strange sweetness in the tea. After Peter drank a cup, he immediately refilled another cup. Then he found that the girl sitting across from him picked up the teacup with her left hand, shook it carefully three times, and used the cup holder to put the remaining teacup in it. Drain some tea and pour it dry.

He put down the porcelain cup in his hand and turned into a curious baby.

"What is this doing?"

"Divination, didn't you just say that?" Phoebe answered naturally.

Indeed.

She has no other advantages in this person, except that she keeps her word.If you say you haven’t finished your thesis, you haven’t finished your thesis. If you say you’ve taken the astronomy test naked, you’ve taken the astronomy test naked. , and got an "O" to show off.

Grandpa said, to be a wizard, you must keep your word.

"You use tea leaves for divination?" Peter was stunned, and asked again hastily.

"What's wrong with the tea leaves?" Phoebe disliked his fuss. "Although there is no crystal ball to measure it accurately, tea leaves are more convenient."

...So the little girls nowadays don't even let off tea in addition to crystal balls, tarot cards, and lucky bones?

The young Spider-Man couldn't complain.

He held up his glass and watched as Phoebe rummaged through a stack of textbooks on the carpet and pulled out an old book with a rolled-up cover—"Through the Fog" by Cassandra Vabraski. Future"——seriously flipped through a few pages of the book, opened it, and flattened it, then stared at the teacup with frowns.

Really... can't complain.

The author has something to say: Thank you little angel Ah Er for mine!

Speaking of it, I actually like Trelawney very much. Although she is unreliable 99% of the time, she has made many correct predictions in the Harry Potter series. She used Tarot cards to foresee Demb Lido's death and more.