[Comprehensive British and American] The villain was forced to whitewash

【Sometimes friendship is really strange...】

[You clearly know that the other party has some shortcomings that you cannot bear, but just because it is her, you can tolerate it.No matter how unbearable she is in the eyes of outsiders, you still think she is your little cutie. 】

Ai Xi lay on the bed and ate ice cream: ... What, have you become a life mentor to make money?

System: [I did earn two orders. 】

Ash sat up in shock.

System: [It's used to buy matcha-flavored melon seeds, don't even think about it. 】

Ai Xi looked at the ceiling sadly, and said to herself: "Sure enough, the child is old enough, the mother of the child will hide money from the house."

System: [I am very happy to be Rocky's mother, but have you not contacted Luo Xiaoji for a long time?He will grow crooked. 】

Ai Xi sneered: "It's different when you're older, your wings have grown hard, you dared to refuse even Dad's video, and you refused twice!"

As soon as Ashe was reminded by the system, she contacted Thor when she had nothing to do. Ashe found that he was a little addicted to the fine wine Tony Stark gave him recently, and that handsome face full of anger was not so charming anymore.

Ashe asked, "Where's Loki?"

Thor took a sip of his wine and said casually, "Oh, he went dancing."

Ashe: "Boom----!!!" Bompie! ! !

After half an hour.

Ashe was still in a trance, and asked the system: Is this person really fragrant to the earth?

System: [Obviously, yes. 】

At the beginning, a wicked god was still owed of a deed tone. Order takeout, like to wear pajamas late at night to chase variety shows, and now go to Bungyedi...

Ashe was very worried, so she called Loki, this time he got through, there was piercing music on the other side of the phone, as well as the deafening cheers and screams of people, the voices of the people over there were a little overwhelmed. Half-drunk after drinking is not drunk.

He sounded a little excited.

Ashe asked silently: "Is it more fun than killing people?"

Loki: "It's so fun."

Ashe sighed, "Hey, just dance, don't pull everything into your arms, Papa will be unhappy, Papa found you a good-looking man in Asgard a few days ago Lady, she is very happy to be your fiancée, Papa hopes you get married early, and then have..."

Loki took the phone away, looked at the note again, and it was indeed the four words 'Pickled Pepper Chicken Feet', and the next second, he hung up the phone mercilessly, put down the wine glass, and freed up one hand to change the note Became an 'idiot showman'.

The black buddy on the side came over, "Hey bro, what do you mean with chicken feet with pickled peppers?" Obviously he noticed Loki's previous remarks to Ashe.

Rocky hiccupped drunk, "Do you know that the Chinese on your earth call a certain group of men big pig's trotters?" After speaking, he snapped his fingers and left.

The black buddy was stunned for a while: "Our earth???" Monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, and he couldn't understand why men are called big pig's feet. Does it have anything to do with women being called pickled pepper chicken feet?

Ai Xi held the phone, and after a while showed a weeping expression: "Nie Zi!"

The system said: [Do you know what you look like right now? 】

Ashe cried: What?

System: [Cucumber. 】

Ai Xinu: You owe it to me!

The system looked serious: [No, I mean, there is someone whose whole body is green, including the invisible hat. 】

Ashe: Too miserable, who the hell.

System: [You, brother. 】

Ashe: ...

After a while, Ashe was not reconciled: what about the seeds?It's still yellow!

System: [It's you, brother, green on the outside and yellow on the inside. 】

Ash: ...I suspect you're driving but I have no proof.

System: [No evidence is needed, I'm just driving. 】

Ashe was blocked for a while... Then she said in a nasty tone: "Let me play a game with you, dear."

The system asked: [What game? 】This guy's tone is a bit gentle, is there a bomb?

Ashe said: "If we are at a racetrack now, there are five horses racing here, number one Elizabeth, number two Werner, number three Liena, number four Serbia, and number five Aisha."

"You're a racer, you're going to bet on one of the horses, and if the horse you're betting on wins the race, you get a huge amount of money.

"Now, which horse are you going to bet on?" Ashe asked.

The system thought, this guy can cheat. It took a while before it tentatively thought, let me just say something casually, so it said: [Number one, Elizabeth. 】

Ash immediately showed a bright smile, "Oh, sorry, Elizabeth bumped her head against the guardrail, so."

"You 'horse' died."

system:【……? ? ?You are definitely taking the opportunity to scold me! 】This woman actually found an opportunity to beat around the bush and use the game to scold it openly!

Ashe sneered and clapped her hands: fight with me, huh.

System: [I hate it! 】

Ashe hummed a song and happily turned on the light to sleep.

The next day, Ashe had a rare sleep in. It was all because she was too busy yesterday, she didn't go to bed until dawn, and she didn't have time to reply to the text messages from Little Spider, Tony and Natasha. .

It wasn't until the afternoon of the next day that Ashe was called up by Harry to have dinner. After taking a shower, Ashe was in her pajamas. As soon as she opened the door, she saw Harry's white hair rippling behind her outside the open kitchen. The clothes on her shoulders were almost completely taken off, she was directly hugged and sat on the stage, and a man with green hair stood in front of her. He had his eyes on Harley, and he noticed the movement and looked over. And one of Harry's legs was wrapped around his waist.

Ashe immediately sensed what the two of them were doing, 'Teng' blushed, "Excuse me, excuse me." She immediately slammed the door and sat back.

System: [It's just a breeding movement between two sexes, in fact, you——]

Ash: Shut up, you.

Ashe's cheeks were about to explode with heat.

After taking countless deep breaths, Ai Xi finally calmed down a little. She coughed twice, trying to calm down the embarrassment in her heart, took out her mobile phone and started to look through her unread text messages, one by one, and then replied.

Little Spider is more chatty, even if no one answers him, he can still beep a long list of content by himself.

Natasha just asked how was she doing?

Tony was concerned about whether she met a good guy in Gotham, and brought them back for everyone to see.

Turning to the end, Ashe suddenly frowned, it was from Professor X, and he only sent one message: Lorna is in danger.

Ashe moved her hand slightly, a little puzzled, but also felt a sense of crisis in an instant, and immediately called Lorna, but no one answered as expected.