[Comprehensive British and American] The villain was forced to whitewash

"You don't even know that every time he ends, he spreads his hands calmly and admits his mistakes frankly. This is what makes me suffocate the most."

Ai Xi: "??? Why, admitting that you can't cook anymore these days?"

Peter Parker: "No, I can still vent my anger when he refute me a few words, the key is that he allows me to say, without retaliation, it makes me feel like a punch in the cotton, I really want to ask if I can kick How about his sexy butt?"

Ashe laughed loudly: "...then why didn't you ask."

Peter Parker: "Need to say? I dare not."

It's also justifiably funny.

How did Ashe never find Peter Parker so cute? She laughed and laughed with him all the way to school.Fortunately, I am not late this time, after all, it is the final exam.

Time flies, arrived a week later.

Thanks to a certain CEO named Stark, Ashe and others did not need to buy air tickets at all, and flew directly to the metropolis of Kansas in his private jet.

After getting off the plane, Ashe breathed in the fresh air, cheered and ran in the empty grass.

She is wearing a very simple dress today, a small floral suspender skirt, revealing her fair collarbone and shoulders, her long blond hair was dyed black some time ago, slightly curly and floating behind her, wearing Tony's sunglasses and looking up Chin laughed at the crowd.

"Look how happy she is smiling, I can see her little tongue," Tony said.

Banner glanced at him, "You're exaggerating."

"Who cares?" Tony asked. "Jarvis, is the hotel booked?"

Jarvis replied, "Yes, sir."

The wind blew off Ashe's straw hat, and the hat stuck to the little spider's neck. He grabbed it with one hand and put it on his chest, staring at Ashe's bright and sweet face non-stop.

Natasha who passed by patted his chest with one hand, and the little spider came back to his senses, his face turned red with a 'bang', and he felt a little embarrassed.

Natasha: "Hold on, kid."

The little spider muttered subconsciously in denial: "I don't have one."

Ash asked Peter to get the hat back, and then felt that something was wrong, "Did we forget something?" She asked strangely, looked at the door of the plane, and wrinkled her face, but after thinking for a long time, she couldn't help it. I can't remember what I forgot.

Thor came down lazily, "Stark, the wine on your plane is delicious, can I have a taste?" He asked casually.

Tony replied: "The taste is really good. It is a fine wine in my collection. I will ask Jarvis to buy it again."

Natasha glanced at Thor and said: "Drinking will make you big, especially men, don't drink your abs away"

Thor waved his hand: "Impossible." Just kidding, is he the kind of man with a big belly?

At the same time, Rocky, who didn't get up until noon, walked into the circular living room in gray-blue silk pajamas. He felt that the place was so quiet today. He raised his eyebrows and stood by the living room door, tentatively. Ask: "hello?"

What about people? ? ?

Why is none of them gone! ! !

Until the evening, in the chat group of Fulian, the evil god Loki, who has been diving all the year round without bubbling, suddenly sent out a sentence annoyed:

—Damn it, did you guys move away and forget to tell me?

The Avengers and Ashe who received the news: ...Oops!Finally know what to forget! !

Afterwards, Hawkeye asked Thor: "Isn't Loki your brother? We are forgiven for forgetting, but you are unforgivable for forgetting."

Thor sat down on the comfortable sofa, "Comeon, I told you he can be adopted."

Banner: "Come on, you've already used this reason badly. You tried to stop us from beating Loki last time, but when you learned how many people he had killed, you also used this reason to distance yourself from him."

Natasha added the knife appropriately: "Did he tell you that he likes you and hates Hulk, but what he actually said to Haoqi is that he likes Hulk and doesn't like Banner, and the two sides belittled you both."

Thor sat up immediately: "Hey, Natasha!"

Banner: "??? Look, is this a myth you're talking about?"

Thor: "I was exiled." The implication is that he is not a god now.

Tony followed up: "Ha, have you forgotten that you were injured shortly after arriving on Earth, and under the pressure of the nurses in the hospital, they shouted 'How can you treat Odin's son Thor like this! Bold!'" Tony deliberately rude and imitated Thor's angry and panicked voice.

Little Spider: "In the end, I was pressed against the window, took off my pants and got an injection."

The room burst into laughter, Yu Aixi's laughter was the most presumptuous and loudest.

Thor: "...Okay, I know, I'm definitely ostracized by you." They actually bullied him together.

Ashe said: "So there's no reason for Rocky's secondary school, right?" She laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, she nestled on the sofa like a shrimp and rubbed her belly.

"Come on, that guy is too bad." Banner said.

Natasha said: "Tor is cute, Loki is hateful."

Before Ashe could speak, Thor interrupted: "I heard you right, are you calling me cute?"

Natasha: "Yes, you heard me wrong, I didn't praise you."

Thor got excited: "No, I heard correctly."

Natasha: "Then what are you asking?" Then you ask a ball!

Ashe said, "Am I the only one who thinks Loki is a sand sculpture?"

Tony frowned: "Sand sculpture... what does that mean?"

Ashe thought about it for a while, but she was at a loss for words and couldn't describe it, "emmmm... the eagle of the desert?"

The system said at this moment: [You might as well not explain brother. 】

Ai Xi was shocked by this elder brother's voice: Are you acting like a baby? ? ? ?

System: [Let me know about Zhang Fei and Li Kui's thick mulberry 'brother'?Brother, take the family to win points, brother! ! 】

Ai Xi's face was blurred by the bearded description, goosebumps rose, and she was distraught: You go, I don't have a brother like you!

Ai Xi: But, where did you learn this accent? If you learned it badly, did you go to China and become friends with sand sculpture netizens?

The system is very calm: [Don't ask, if you ask, you don't have it. 】

Ash: Believe it or not if I beat you to death?

System: [Come on, I can't hit it~ I still can't hit it~]

Ashe was so angry that she almost vomited blood, her face was twitching.

The little spider Peter Parker said worriedly: "Ash, what's wrong with you? Could it be that Loki is really going too far and you are mad?"

Ai Xi endured it for a while, and then she didn't care about the cheap system, and said, "You only got the last sentence right."

But everyone here was at a loss and did not understand the meaning of Ashe's words.

After a while, Ashe suddenly asked Tony: "Tony, do you remember the first time I fought against you, you chased me from New York to Gotham, and from Gotham back to New York, but you didn't catch me, then I went Have you ordered a banner with three Chinese characters written on it?"

Those three words are provocative terms: Are you angry?

When Tony heard Ashe mentioned this, the corner of his mouth twitched for a while, "...Remember, what's wrong?"

Ashe asked again: "What mood were you in at that time?"

Tony paused for a moment before looking into Ashe's eyes, "I want to hack you to death."

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