[Comprehensive British and American] The villain was forced to whitewash

Ashe was attracted by that woman, no, it's more like fascination than attraction.There was an air of freedom and madness about her, so that Ashe stared at her intently, and slowly put her hand on the glass window to move closer.

The streets were filled with people's screams and cries for help. The woman with the pink and blue ponytail suddenly tilted her head and raised the corner of her lips at Ashe. She was chewing gum non-stop, and strode after blowing a bubble. Walk this way with a mallet in hand.

"What." It was obviously a question, but she asked in a very flat and descriptive tone, glanced at Ai Xi up and down, then put on a sweet smile that was so fake, and suddenly approached Ai Xi's face, the distance from her Only through a layer of glass windows, despite the screams behind her, she said, "Dug out your eyes, littlebitch."

Ashe smiled with her mouth raised and her eyebrows raised, her jaw moved slightly, indicating that the police on the left were approaching, and the siren sound became more and more harsh.The woman with the pink and blue ponytail stopped blowing the bubbles, and the bubbles burst. She probably didn't expect someone to remind her to run, instead of screaming in fear, she stretched out her tongue and nimbly rolled the gum into her mouth,' Ha' sound, "OK..."

The gust of wind from the helicopter above the head sounded like a giant beast, and the hair of the woman with pink and blue ponytail was scratched. She took two steps back, raised her hand suddenly, and raised her beautiful eyebrows: "Hey, Strawberry Sweetheart, my name is It's Harley Quinn." The next moment, the ladder of the helicopter descended, and she grabbed Fei Kong with her hands, making a cheering sound.

Ai Xi looked up at the helicopter curiously, and saw a man standing at the door of the plane. His complexion was terribly white, but his eyes were pitch-black. His green hair was docilely pushed back, and he only glanced this way lightly. That terrifying aura rushed over in an instant.

Then Ashe heard Harley Quinn's joyful voice, "Pudin! I miss you so much."

Ashe thought, Pudding's pet name really didn't match that man's aura, she shrugged her eyebrows, curled her lips and turned her head.The car was in a mess, and Teacher Anna was on the phone, probably contacting the organizer of Gotham's drawing competition.

The children have been calmed down, but Alan and Aini didn't make much noise. Alan was more lively, and kept asking Ai Xi: "Ai Xi, do you know that person just now?"

Ashe thought for a while: "Harley Quinn? emm... I don't know her. I don't even know how to spell her name."

Aini said softly: "She called you Strawberry Shortcake, Ash, I think it suits you very well."

Ai Xi: "...Where does it fit?" Strawberry, isn't that exclusive to soft girls?

The situation stabilized quickly. Before the school bus started again, Ashe saw that the media reporters had already arrived at the scene, and vaguely mentioned 'that woman'. It seemed that this person was still a vicious habitual offender.

After taking a shower at the hotel, Ashe lay on the bed and searched Wikipedia. Unexpectedly, there was an entry for Harley Quinn. Her glorious achievements were listed in a long list. The one connected to her was an Ashe Very familiar name, Joker.

Ashe murmured: "Fuck, the villain clown in Batman?" She didn't know it, but Batman and Superman are so popular, so Ashe inevitably heard a few terms.

It turns out that Harley Quinn is Harley Quinn, who used to be a famous psychiatrist in Gotham. When she went to the prison to treat the captured clown, she was bewitched and fell in love with him instead. Since then, she was willing to become crazy for him and get rid of her former quietness Her ladylike appearance turned into a pervert who can show wanton laughter to the extreme even if she kills someone.

Ash held his chin and complained: "Well, the person who suggested that Harley Quinn should be treated for the clown probably regretted it to death."

Just as he was complaining, someone suddenly sent messages, one after another. The typing speed was unbelievable. Without thinking about Ashe, he knew that it was definitely from a certain chatterbox.

As expected, it was really him who talked a lot, but the main content was just one sentence, and he asked her why she didn't go to school all day. He was very worried about her.

Ashe simply replied a few words to stop the little milk dog's clingy behavior.

Xiao Chong Chong Chong: what! what! what! !are you in gothamGotham, where the crime rate is extremely high

Ashe replied: I also met Harley Quinn today, she is so cool.

Bug Chong Chong: Well, she's pretty cool, but superheroes are super super super super cool too.

Chong Chong Chong: Ashe, which superhero do you like best?

Peter Parker almost slammed the word Spider-Man in Ashe's face through the screen of his phone.

Ash: I don't like superheroes, I like supervillains.

Little Chong Chong Chong: [Poor]

Bug Bug Chong: [frustrated]

Of course, just teasing him, which superhero do you like?Ashe lay on the big soft bed with her arms under her head, contemplating for a long time, but in the end she couldn't make a choice. She liked them all.

To be honest, when I didn’t know that superheroes could enjoy the spring water mechanism at the beginning, Ashe was really sad. She was not a murderer, so of course she couldn’t pass that hurdle. After she found out later, she felt very lucky in her heart.

Ashe can treat all of this as a game, just a PVP 1VN, but in fact... When Spider-Man was killed by her skills in the street, Ashe had insomnia all day during that time, she was not what she appeared to be. Behaving so heartlessly.

There was a slight 'bang bang' sound from the window, a bit like someone was knocking, Ai Xi was startled, put down the phone after blinking, sat up and walked to whichever way, just opened the beige curtains, a piece with A face with exaggerated makeup appeared by the window, and she wore a blue and pink ponytail with slightly curled hair.

A heart is drawn on the cheek.

After seeing Ashe, she showed a bright smile, and the corners of her lips were particularly malicious, "Hey, look who I found?"

Ashe was surprised: "Oh, Harley Quinn!"

Harley Quinn laughed, "You still remember me, I'm so happy." She took the initiative to smash Ashe's window, and the glass shards almost hurt Ashe, she took a small step back, Harley Quinn Jumping in from the window sill, "Strawberry Shortcake, are you free?" After scanning the room, she turned her head to look at Ashe and extended an invitation.

Ashe smelled something, she frowned and smiled sweetly, "Of course."

Half an hour later, Ashe and Harley Quinn, who had changed their clothes, appeared in the largest bar in Gotham Lowlands.The clown, who has been in control of Harley Quinn's movements, naturally knew of it immediately.

The mechanical iron plate was slowly lowered. The man in the white casual suit sat on the sofa, revealing a pair of dark eyes, and his lips were also black. Ever since Harley Quinn entered the bar, his eyes had been on her. On the body, he stared at her, watching her show a big smile to the sweet girl with her head bowed behind her, then she untied her hair, rubbed it, and the big powder-blue waves hung down her shoulders, jumped up, hands He held it on the iron rod and spun it around, and cheers erupted from the audience.

Pole dancing? !

Ashe was dumbfounded, but after seeing Harley Quinn's proficient and sexy body, she swallowed all her words. She first looked down at her flat body, and there was a moment of entanglement and envy.

Ash: I think-

System: [No, you don't want to. 】

Ash: I want 36D big breasts.

System: [Big breasts are not good, really. 】

Ash: I have only one wish in my life.

System: [What? 】

Ash: I want to know what it's like to run with chest bumps, are there really two water balloons thrown in front of your chest?You don't even know that when I was in school, there was a girl who was always in a daze by the classroom window. I was curious for a long time, and one day I finally asked her. I asked her what she was doing. Do you know how she answered me?

System: 【...how... did you answer...? 】

Ash: She said she was so tired, she put her chest on the window sill to rest.

Ash: I hate it! !

System: [Aren't you willing to help others? Why don't you support her. 】

Ashe: Honey, I'm going to be taken for a pervert.

During the bickering, Ashe heard a commotion next to her. She turned her head to look, and it turned out that a man came out, and everyone around her was flattering. That man... Hey, it seems that he picked up Harley Quinn during the day people.

He was staring at a man now, "What do you think of her?" He was talking about Halle.

That man was extremely scared, but he didn't dare to show it, because that would make him die faster, so he chose to tell the truth, "Very, very beautiful, very beautiful, worthy of being the Clown Queen."

Not sure if he was satisfied, the clown smiled when he heard the answer, but his eyes were still staring at him like a piercing and cold poisonous snake, "Then how about I give her to you?"

"But she is your woman."

In the next second, he was shot in the head with a 'bang', blood spattered, and Ash was taken aback for a moment.But it's not over yet, the clown is not satisfied after firing a shot, shooting him in the face and chest one after another, expressionless.

Halle was still dancing, she seemed to have gotten used to it, hugging the iron rod, showing a charming look.

Ashe heard someone whispering beside her: "Comeon, he has asked this question to several people. There is no standard answer, and the result will be death. It's just that today is too stupid. Why did he say 'but she is your woman' What about this sentence?"

Ai Xi thought: She is so possessive.

Thinking of this, Ashe suddenly smiled, raised her eyebrows and looked at Harry, took a sip of wine, and hummed to the music. Harry on the stage suddenly extended his hand to Ashe, and Ashe hesitated for a while before putting his hand on it .

God, Harley's strength is really great, she can actually pull Ashe directly up, and now Ashe believes that she can kill a strong man with her bare hands.

The author has something to say: The clown and clown girl here, I use the one in "Suicide Squad", I prefer the relationship between the clown couple in Suicide Squad, it is a bit twisted and perverted, no matter where the clown girl is, the clown will find it She took her away. After the clown in Suicide Squad was caught, the clown kept looking for her and said he would take her home. In the end, he even escaped from prison to save her.

ps: Ashe's girlfriends, let's build it up.