[Comprehensive British and American] The villain was forced to whitewash

[It's urgent, it's too late to explain. 】

On the streets of New York, a figure ran past at a high speed, braked and turned into a dark alley, the visitor accidentally kicked over a green trash can, and the fat giant cat standing beside the alley jumped high in fright Got up, nimbly climbed up the high wall and left without a trace.

As the voice said, but this situation is true... Ashe ran all the way and collapsed and shouted: "What are you! Are you going to choose me as the dancer?"

"What the hell is the street that suddenly changed? I went to the sky and just flew over a person in red pants, did he hang on to Wia for filming?!! More importantly! Why is a dead talker in tights chasing me behind me? ! I beep - he can shoot silk!!!"

After turning another narrow street corner, the voice was unusually calm: [Because you stole a passerby's wallet just now, girl. 】

"It's not that I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

[Then look at what's in your pocket. 】

Ashe ran panting, listened to the voice and lowered her head to touch her pocket. Sure enough, there was a black leather wallet inside. After opening it, a photo of a blonde beauty was pasted on it.

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"Why am I an American, why can I understand the information on the certificate, isn't it in English!!!" Ashe went crazy.

[Call your exclusive panel, you can use unlocked skills, but the skills have a cooling time, please use your IQ to repel Spider-Man, girl!] The voice encouraged.

"Pigman?" Ai Xi calmed down quickly, and heard the dexterous figure behind her chasing her as if playing with her, during which time she spit out a lot of witty words arrogantly, Ai Xi asked: "Look at what he said Is it pig talk?"

Doubts are questionable, the urgent situation is also true, although Ai Xi didn't know why she was able to run so fast without being caught by the pigman who could spray silk behind her, but she obediently called the personal panel .

Ashe had run out of energy, she didn't care about anything, she opened the panel and saw several lit icons, she clicked one randomly, and saw a pink heart popping up behind her and threw it on Pigman.

A miraculous thing happened, he stopped in place, as if he had been immobilized, and the next moment, "Come and play with Daji!" The voice was sweet and charming.

Hey wait... This skill seems a bit familiar, hey!

A moment later, Ash: "...Is that what I said? I'm so flirtatious."

In just one and a half seconds, Ashe quickly threw off the pursuit and ran away without a trace.

Peter Parker chased him out with a depressed face, only to find that the clever little ghost was gone. He said, "What???"

What was that just now, magic? ? ?Suddenly he couldn't move!

Panting, she took off her sweater and hat, and Ai Xi fanned her hands back and forth like a fan, exhausted like a dog, "Brother, explain?"

"I remember that I was still playing Yedi just now, the mouth of the little milk dog was about to be kissed, and the next second I became a thief who stole someone's wallet and was turned into a dog???"

Ashe began to doubt life.

[I am a superhero system, choose a host to perform tasks in the world of superheroes, and you are the host chosen by me. 】

Ashe leaned against the wall, stroked her hair with her hands, and managed to calm down for a while: "Then?"

[The task you want to perform is called [Killing a Superhero]. Of course, you can use the game skills provided by the system. If the task is successful, you can return to the original world. 】

"Who is the superhero?" Ashe frowned.

【The one who chased you just now was one of them. 】The system answers.

"Oh, that pigman." Ash thought thoughtfully.

[He is Spider-Man. 】

Ashe: "Whatever, then how many of your so-called superheroes are there? Also, the name sounds decent, so you don't want me to be the villain." Ashe looked skeptical.

The system is silent.

[The game skills selected for you are definitely the ones you are most familiar with. Please work hard and strive to go home as soon as possible. 】

Ai Xiyiyan opened the control panel again, and saw a head portrait of a beautiful girl with orange hair on it, and the name of the character was marked on the bottom: Daji.

There are three skill icons on the side, all of which are pink in color.

After taking a breath, Ashe said: "I thought of it just now, why is it a pesticide skill, hello!"

[After investigation, I found that you are the strongest king. 】

Ashe was silent for a while: "Are you from the American system?"

[Yes, is there a problem? 】

"Practice Chinese well, the king with the strongest mouth is not the same concept as the king with the strongest mouth."

【What's the meaning】

"I'm not very good at the game."

The system asked: [Then what is so powerful? 】

Ai Xi is very calm: "I curse people the most." She adheres to the principle that the question marks are fast, and the doubts of her teammates can't catch up with her. When the team battle is completely wiped out, she is the first to call the question mark, and quickly throws the blame on others, and finally says: You can't move it, you are really good, haha.

Then, Ashe happily stayed on the Eternal Diamond for a year.

The system was silent for a while, and then said: [With the blessing of skills, you will definitely be able to defeat superheroes, I am optimistic about you, girl. 】

Ashe asked, "What if I don't? Is there any punishment?"

The system replied: [If there is no punishment, I will untie you and find the next host. 】

Ashe asked back, "You don't want to take me home?"

The mechanical sound of the system has no ups and downs. 【Sorry, this system only has one time-travel ability left. If you don’t want to perform the task, I can only choose another host. The natural ability can only be used on the next host, and redundant functions cannot be activated. The ability to send you back, I am very sorry. 】

Ai Xi was angry: "Is there no sincerity at all?!!" It was this anger that made her notice something, she suddenly reached out and grabbed a strand of her hair, the light golden color came into view, Ai Xi took a deep breath , muttering to herself: "I know my name looks like an English name, but I'm really not a foreigner." She touched her face indiscriminately.

Very good, I touched a tall nose bridge, the small mouth is quite elastic, and the eyelashes are surprisingly long, but I didn't grasp the strength well, Ai Xi accidentally pulled one off, she felt pain: "Ouch, I'm sorry." Subconsciously Bring the lashes back onto the eyes.

System: [... Now, this is your own body, so you don't need to be so careful. 】

Ashe rubbed her eyes, crossed her hips and sighed, "So I have no choice, right? If I don't agree, you will put me into this American body and let me fend for myself."

"Believe it or not, that Pigman will find me soon and throw me into an American prison."

[He is Spider-Man. 】

"Whatever!!!" Ashe went crazy, staring at the air.

[Yes, girl. ] The system finally gave the answer.

Ashe paced back and forth in place for a long time, tugging at her hair in frustration, and finally took a deep breath, "Okay, I promise, but will you just give me a Daji skill? No one can kill this."

Seeing Ai Xi's promise, the system's voice became strangely enthusiastic: [No, you can use all the character skills in the game, but only one character is unlocked so far. You can unlock the character icon by doing side quests. . 】

Ashe was relieved to hear this, and muttered, "It's not too bad."

"Oh, by the way, what's the matter with that line, I won't just say a line when I use a skill!" Just now when she used the skill to Spider-Man, she uncontrollably read out Daji's fixed lines, now Think about it, the embarrassment of a good star.

The system paused for a while, and the tone actually weakened: [Sorry, that's a system bug, and it can't be fixed for now. 】

"Oh, it's okay." Aixi walked forward absent-mindedly, thinking that it's okay. Anyway, among the game characters, only Daji's lines are more shameful. Aixi decided to do more side tasks first, and unlock the skills of the other characters. You can ban it and never use it again.

In the next hour, Ashe thoroughly understood her current identity and background.

Her name is Ash Felt. She is 17 years old. There are two naughty younger brothers in her family. Her parents are middle-class people with low wages. She is often busy with work and neglects to take care of her children. Ash Felt Although Te is an older sister, she actually acts as the mother of two younger brothers.

In an accident, her parents died in a collapsed building, and Ash Felt was responsible for taking care of her younger brother. There was no need to worry about tuition fees, as the country and the school could exempt her. Felt worked a lot of odd jobs to make a living, and finally embarked on a different path. way back.

Ashe thought of this, she took out the black wallet from her pocket again.

There was quite a lot of money in the wallet, Ai Xi sneaked a look at it for a while, took out a few and stuffed them into his pockets, went to a nearby supermarket, bought some daily necessities according to Ai Xi's original habit, and borrowed money from the supermarket owner I wrote a note on the banknotes and stuffed it into my wallet.

Then he took out the business card in the wallet and took it back, and threw the wallet in the corner according to the memory location.After all this, Ashe slipped away quickly.

On the other side, Peter Parker searched for the thief for a long time, and when he returned to the original place, he found the owner's wallet at the same place. When he opened it, a note fell on the ground. He picked it up and opened it. He raised his eyebrows: "emmm...?"

There is only one sentence on the note: Mr. Trump, I'm sorry, I didn't intend to steal your wallet. I borrowed five hundred dollars for one use. I took your business card with your contact information on it. When I earn enough money Will return it to you right away.

Signed with only one letter: A.

Ashe's family is already so poor that they can't afford to eat. If it weren't for this, she wouldn't go to the street to steal money.Ai Xi also understands, but this kind of behavior is illegal after all, but now the wallet has been stolen, and she really has no money on her, so she has no choice but to use this method.

The United States is not the same as China. There is actually a lot of spare time. It is a good idea to use it for odd jobs. Ai Xi planned it in her mind for a long time. When she arrived at the door of the house, she wanted to cry without tears: "Why am I so proficient? !"

The system said at the right time: [Maybe you worked part-time in your previous life, Lord Demon King. 】

Ashe: "...Stop watching Japanese manga."

【OK. 】

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"[Comprehensive British and American] Beauty bloggers save the world" by Shan Dazhuzi

Copywriter:

Ming Keke wakes up and finds that the world has merged

[This is the beginning of all comprehensive British and American novels! ] She thought excitedly, and even began to look forward to her super power.

However, she found that when she got excited, her skin would turn purple(?)

"Could it be that I'm a purple... a purple giant?"

"No, cutie, in this article, you are the avatar of Mie~:)"

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Legend has it that a certain super villain will destroy the earth, and all the heroes gather to strictly guard against it

Ming Keke: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Avengers who received the mission:  …

Justice League called to help:  …

Some X-Men ready to fight:  …

In the end, for the superhero he loves and to protect world peace, Ming Keke resolutely chooses to fight against Thanos...

"Bridge bean sack! Can you let me do some makeup first!!"

[I have the motivation to fight with makeup on! 】

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1. The heroine's ability is related to beauty makeup!

2. The heroine is a "humanity" abandoned by a villain

3. The logical timeline has been eaten by the author