Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

"It has become a universally acknowledged truth that all wealthy bachelors always want to marry a wife."

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When Jane got the task reminder, she was silent for a full ten seconds.

【pride and Prejudice? 】Her tone of voice began to rise visibly, 【——Are you serious? 】

Life No. [-] couldn't help shrinking his neck, and quickly blamed the world's willpower, muttering and complaining, [You don't know, I don't know why there are so many little Susu wearing world classics. , "Pride and Prejudice" is one of them that has a greater upward momentum...but compared to the next door, your task is much easier~]

For example, "Dream of Red Mansions".Give another chestnut, the works of Jin Yong and Gu Long.

Most of them are the kind of "It's a pity to witness the decline of the once prosperous and prosperous Duke's family. Why don't we go through the book and support Rong Ning's family with our own strength, and strive to be a kind and qualified man?" slave owner", or "I don't think Zhang Jiejie is worthy of Chu Liuxiang, but I know she is Chu Shuai's true love, so I will imitate her and replace her as Chu Shuai's beloved wife"——etc. Mary Sue thinking.

It made these scavengers in charge of the oriental classical section have big heads one after another.And whenever the system assistants start to communicate, and those friends are envious of the "simple and rough" British and American sections in charge of Life No. [-], Life No. [-] will imitate the master, put on an unfathomable paralyzed face, and retort with arms folded. Go back: Anyway, the world you go to belongs to the scope of small troubles. At most, you can have a powerful monster from "Feng Shen Bang" or "Shan Hai Jing" as a shit-stirring stick, at least the world is still peaceful.

Looking at it in turn, it is commonplace to talk about "the life and death of the earth", or even "the destruction of the universe", "restart of time" and so on.And isn't Purple Sweet Potato Jing, who was recently named "Marvel's Best Livelihood Committee member", also worried about her sudden extra daughters/sons running around all over the universe?Not to mention the DC hodgepodge next door, Gotham Metropolis is going back and forth on the verge of being bombed to the sky every day, and there are "Clash of the Gods" and multiverse chaos at every turn.Did it say anything?ah?Did it complain about anything? ——Compared with the crisis of standing shoulder to shoulder with the sun anytime, anywhere, the competition in the Grand View Garden and the intrigue on the Lantern Festival night are simply pediatrics! !

As for why the style of wearing western classics similar to The Phantom of the Opera and Pride and Prejudice has suddenly emerged...Life No. [-] scratched his head and couldn't help guessing, [Probably because...the characters are relatively Su, the environment is relatively peaceful, and it looks aggressive and elegant. Why is it higher? 】

Jane squinted at it, [You will be beaten if you speak too clearly, understand? 】

Life Number One immediately made a gesture to zip up his mouth.

Jane rubbed her chin, thinking, 【To be honest, I had it in the first few western classics I came into contact with after I became a scavenger, except for "War and Peace" and "Gone with the Wind". 】

Speaking of these two books, Life No. 21 is even more embarrassing.The situation is nothing less than the same as mentioned above: either think that it is trendy to pass through with the lofty thinking of modern people in the [-]st century, and then despise the "backward and decadent" class view of that era, and strive to be the first to set off equal rights in the first year New women of movement and independent reform.Or tell yourself not to be assimilated in your heart, and then accept the identity you passed through without any obstacles, copy the plot and follow the path of love that the original protagonist and the male protagonist walked.

The above two are still within the acceptable range, and the most unbearable thing is the typical practice of "whitewashing the villain, discrediting the protagonist, slandering the original work".It is simply one of the unavoidable ills of most Mary Sues in ancient and modern China and abroad.

[I feel sorry for Darcy] Life No. [-] clutched his chest, out of breath, [I feel even more sorry for his official partner Elizabeth]

One was completely unrecognizable by the female ticket, and the other was even worse. He was simply reduced to a wallflower and background board to set off the protagonist, and even worse, he was trampled on his feet before he stopped.Not only did the name of "Mrs. Darcy" be handed over to others, but it also became synonymous with "right from wrong", "sarcasm", and "reasonable and unforgiving", which made it wonder whether this Elizabeth was also imprisoned. .

But what Jane was puzzled was not this, but another more obvious question.

[The highest difficulty in this world will not exceed three stars, right? ] She raised her eyebrows, 【Isn't it better to practice for novices?Why give it to me? 】

Life No. [-] also felt very strange, rubbed his nose, and muttered softly, [You know that I have always been called 'born by a stepmother'... Among the assistants in the entire system, I have the lowest authority and I can't even get all the background information of the mission— —]

[Very good] Jane shrugged, [Silly couple, quite cute]

【…】Life No. [-] suddenly covered his red and hot face, his heartbeat was so fast that he couldn't speak a word, he was so happy that he was ecstatic, and his heart was in full bloom.

Jane patted the fluffy head of the system assistant, cleared her throat, and resumed her seriousness, 【Enough rest, let's get down to business~】

【What is your identity this time? 】

Life No. [-] leaned over, [Let me take a look...huh? ... Huh huh huh? ! 】

Jane suddenly had an extremely bad premonition.

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"Anna!"

One after another, high-pitched shouts got into her ears like bugs, buzzing, buzzing, non-stop, so that she couldn't even get a moment's rest.She couldn't help but bury herself deeper into the pillow, pretending not to hear the scream that gradually became shriller.

Yet Anna knew it was impossible.Accompanied by the rapid and loud footsteps, the door of this luxurious bedroom with closed curtains, dark and quiet was unceremoniously pushed open, and it was exquisitely and luxuriously dressed, like a proud white peacock woman standing at the door holding her skirt, At a glance, he saw the brown-haired girl who was still buried in the satin quilt, turning her back to her.

The woman frowned, and she winked at the butler beside her, who retreated knowingly.Only then did she walk into the room with her head held high, instead of sitting on the edge of the bed, she condescendingly looked down at the person who was pretending to be asleep, cleared her throat, and her slightly faster speaking speed and high-pitched voice always seemed a bit aggressive, although she herself Don't think so at all—

"You should have woken up long ago, Anna! Have you forgotten that you have piano lessons this morning? A well-educated lady shouldn't stay in bed until this time, let alone greet her mother with such a disrespectful gesture! If Someone knows but... did you hear me, Anna!"

A stern reprimand caused the painful person on the bed to tremble, and sighed silently in his heart. Finally, he chose to turn around slowly, sit up, straighten the shoulder straps of his pajamas that had slipped to the side, and stare at the The mother, who was holding her own body, was silent.

That's right, this elegant woman with breathless momentum and expression is the famous Mrs. Catherine de Boer, who owns the entire Rosings Manor!And her daughter, who is the owner of the body she wears, Miss Anna de Boer, a beautiful girl with a weak body and no opinions—of course, she has a more well-known identity.

—The titular ... fiancée of Mr. Fitzwilliam Robinson Henry Darcy.

Anna blankly listened to Mrs. Catherine begin to talk about how she behaved impolitely and irregularly, how she would not be able to find a good husband because of the disgust of the gentlemen, and so on, which was dizzying. The scene of wearing here on the first day——

Until now, she didn't understand how it all happened: she just borrowed a copy of Jane Austen's manuscript from the library the day before, and before she could read it carefully, she found herself in the In an extremely strange room, the decoration is gorgeous and retro, very rich in British luxury and elegant style, even she who came from the Department of Literature can recognize the extraordinary brilliance and value of the vase in the corner.Before she could figure out what was going on in front of her, the sudden high fever and dizziness knocked her down——

She was sick, and the attack was violent. She tossed and tossed for three days and three nights.Although she has been in confusion and pain, she still vaguely learned all the truth from the conversations between the woman, the housekeeper and the maids——

She couldn't believe that she had actually transmigrated into the world of Jane Austen's classic "Pride and Prejudice"!And it's the domineering and pretentious daughter of Mrs. Catherine Anna in the novel who exudes a villainous atmosphere all over her body!

When she was reading this novel, "Anna de Boer" was a character with a very weak sense of existence.As the daughter of Catherine de Boer, she was frail and sickly since she was a child, lived in reclusive life, and rarely attended parties in the upper class, and Jane Austen did not pay much attention to this role.Therefore, in her impression, Anna is not so much a noble girl as she is the mother's private property and vassal.In the few descriptions, she appears timid and weak, submissive, and has no assertiveness. Although she does not agree with her mother's many arrangements, she does not have the courage to resist the other party at all.The person who left the deepest impression on people is probably her nephew "Darcy's fiancée" that Mrs. Catherine said in her mouth.

In her opinion, this noble-born Miss Anna de Boer is a typical female tragic role in the epitome of this era.Lady Catherine wants to find a suitable son-in-law for herself, and her best candidate is her nephew Darcy.It's a pity that Darcy has never looked down on this cousin with mediocre qualifications and no bright spots. She usually only treats each other with courtesy and has no other ideas.

Although the original book did not clearly state what Miss Anna de Boer thought of Darcy, she guessed that the form was handsome, elegant, personable, and happened to be of the same background. Naturally, she would have some admiration. It is likely that Casseff knew that It was her daughter's thoughts that she was ashamed to say that she wanted to match the two with all her heart... Thinking about it like this, she felt even more overwhelmed.

Let’s not talk about whether the original Anna has any other thoughts about Darcy. She once inexplicably traveled to England at the end of the eighteenth century. The nobleman, as a single woman in this era, the possibility of abandoning everything and running away from home is extremely slim.Not to mention, in the 21st century, her parents are healthy, her family is harmonious, she has an ideal career, can maintain her lifelong hobbies, and has a few close friends who can talk to her... So she doesn't understand at all, why did she travel through time?Where is the meaning? !

Is it the phone that doesn't look good?Isn't the computer fun?Or is the toilet air conditioner and wifi not working?Accustomed to living a modern, convenient and comfortable life, she doesn't want to go back to England two or three hundred years ago to experience the so-called British elegance and a strange life with actual shackles!

And this body does not belong to her!This clear understanding made her sleep well every night, and even when she woke up, she always felt an indelible sense of guilt.

She didn't understand the meaning of her time travel at all!Is it like in other novels, Mr. Darcy, who is close to handsome and restrained, replaces Elizabeth and becomes his beloved wife? —she admits that Mr. Darcy is very attractive, better than many modern sluts with empty appearances and brains full of straw and trash.It is difficult for most women to resist this kind of handsome, wealthy, slow-heated and affectionate high-quality man, not to mention that the other party was once under great pressure to abandon the gap between classes and marry a woman he loves—who can refuse like Darcy? Where is your diamond king?

She had been in love twice in modern times, one time she died because of a different place, and the other time she found out that the three views of each other were different and they parted ways.Every time she read "Pride and Prejudice", she would be moved by Darcy's forbearance and affection for Elizabeth, and she also imagined what she would do if she could really meet such a man.But fantasies are not equal to reality. When such things happen without warning, the cruelty from reality will only shatter the beautiful imagination——

I don't want to guess how depressing and painful life will be with a mother like Mrs. Catherine, and I don't dare to imagine what kind of man Anna de Boer will meet. Very high disrespect sand pigs who despise women.You must know that as an independent woman with a modern education, it is really difficult for her to find a partner who can agree with her, let alone a rare species like Darcy.

In comparison, arrogance is not a disadvantage at all, and even has its advantages in one respect.At least, it made it difficult for many frivolous women to get into his eyes, and naturally there were fewer potential rivals in love.

Anna couldn't help sighing softly. On the way being forced by Mrs. Catherine to go to the "Heaven Room" (Heaven Room) to continue learning the piano, she looked up at the murals on the ceiling, which were called exquisite works of art, and her heart was full of confusion about the future.

In the absence of being able to travel back to modern times, if one wants to get rid of this visible painful life, is it really the only way to break up Elizabeth and Darcy and marry into Pemberley Manor?

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When Jane opened her eyes from the darkness and stared at the white ceiling, she immediately felt something was wrong.

This strange touch...

Jane lay on the bed, took a deep breath, and after making enough mental preparations, she stretched out her hand tremblingly, and touched down——

well.

very good.

Everything became clear from this moment.

"Mr. Dennis," a strange woman called out in a low voice, "You should get up and wash your hands. You and Mr. Edgar will have an equestrian competition later, and you will be late..."

Jane closed her eyes, unable to believe that all this was actually true.

[Did you hear that just now? ] Jane asked the system assistant who had been silent since she opened her eyes, 【Did I hear it wrong?Shouldn't she be calling 'Denise' instead of 'Denise'? ! 】

[…] Playing dead.

"Sir?" The maid outside the door called again, completely shattering Jane's last hope, "Are you inside, Mr. Dennis?"

After a moment of silence, the young man finally heard a low and gentle response, "...I'm here, wait a minute, I'll be right out."

After receiving the answer, the maid felt relieved and placed the packed clothes neatly on the cabinet at the door before turning around and leaving.

As everyone knows, in the sunny morning, in the quiet and gorgeous room, a nuclear war of the century between streams of consciousness has just begun——

The author has something to say: PS: "It's a pity to witness the decline of the once prosperous and wealthy Duke's family. Why don't we go through the book and use our own strength to prop up this red house for Rong Ning and strive to be a kind-hearted man?" Qualified slave masters.” This is what I saw in the comments of my colleagues in the Red Chamber before, but I can’t remember the original text, but it probably means this.

This world is not long in length, mainly I think the most exciting and moving part of Jane Austen has been clearly expressed in the original work, my writing skills are limited, so I won't make mistakes.

Hmm... After writing this chapter, I looked back at the label... The romance bg is right ヽ(￣▽￣)?