Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Gotham City, the wind is beautiful, the sky is clear, the sun is shining, and it is another beautiful day.

Aisha raised her head, and the warm sunlight fell gently on her apple-like plump cheeks, so that the small fluff on her face could be clearly seen, looking as fresh and lovely as a peach, and there were shallow pear dimples at the corners of her mouth .She has black hair and black eyes that are rare in Westerners, and half of her oriental blood makes her facial contours softer, making her appear extremely young, but she is 1.5 meters tall, petite and exquisite, and she looks more like a A high school student full of energy.

Her crystal-clear eyes seem to be reflected in the entire sky, without a trace of haze, her small lips are bright and ruddy, plump and lovable, she looks like she wants to be kissed.She has smooth long black hair hanging over her shoulders, wearing a plaid scarf, and a white sweater dress, pure and sweet as a painting that is not stained with mortal dust.With a smile on her lips, she looked up at the Wayne Tower, the most iconic building in the city, and her crystal clear eyes revealed the best expectations for tomorrow and the future.

Aisha, whose surname is Aisha and whose English name is Asia, is of mixed Chinese and American descent. She grew up in country M, and her mother is of Chinese descent.Just this year, her IQ was as high as 250 after being tested. She graduated from Eton College this year with a major in "Cooking and Health Care". With the wonderful inspirational chef, everyone prefers to call her "the kind and warm ice queen".

But Aisha thinks she is nothing like the Snow Queen.She left home and came to this city alone, wanting to venture out and see this beautiful and vast world.I have heard that the folk customs here are simple and honest, talents come forth in large numbers, and the stars are shining. She came here not only to realize her ambition of becoming a cook, but also to fulfill a grand dream that was out of reach in her previous life——

That's right.Aisha is a time traveler. When she woke up one day, she found herself lying in a strange mansion, surrounded by countless servants, bringing her tea and water, washing her face and wiping her sweat.After getting to know her, I found out that she came to the world of DC comics. She was originally the only daughter of a billionaire in country M. Coincidentally, she was also the blood relative of Gotham Police Chief James Gordon. According to her seniority, she She is Director Gordon's distant niece and "Batgirl" Barbara Gordon's cousin.

Although Aisha was born in a wealthy family, and her inherited property will never be spent in her lifetime, she has lofty ambitions: her biggest dream is to become friends with a hero whom everyone admires, and to have a chat with a charming villain Unforgettable love.And the most suitable place to fulfill your dreams in the DC world is Gotham City, and the most popular and challenging heroes and villains are nothing more than Batman and the Joker.So she chose them, and by the way, she wanted to make some good girlfriends, Harley Quinn and Catwoman are very good candidates.

So Aisha packed her bags and took a private plane all the way to this famous city with hopes for the future.She has no other relatives, so of course she must seek help from Uncle Gordon if she wants to settle here.In addition, she wants to find a satisfactory job with her own ability, because if she fails, she will have to go back and inherit hundreds of millions of property.This is not the life Aisha wants, people, you have to rely on yourself, don't you?

What's more, she discovered the difference in this body the next day after waking up: she is a person with superpowers.This is a matter of course, how can you make friends and fall in love with heroes and villains without a superpower in the comic world?Unlike Batman's super power is rich, Aisha's ability is very special, and it happens to be very suitable for her——

She is very talented at cooking.And her superpower is that the dishes cooked by herself have a magical power, which can involuntarily relax people's emotions, and produce an indescribable intimacy, which can increase customers' favorability towards themselves within a certain limit.I have to say that as an ordinary person who just wants to live an ordinary life, this superpower is perfect for Aisha.

Aisha looked at the towering Wayn Tower in front of her, and cheered herself up in her heart: Don't be afraid, Aisha, you can do it!You can do it for sure!Only dreams, you have nothing to be afraid of!As long as you work hard, your dreams will come true~!come on! Come on!Believe in yourself, you are the best Elsa!

The black-haired girl showed a bright smile and stepped into Gotham City.

As everyone knows, a name that will be whispered in the streets and alleys in the near future, a young girl who will be remembered by countless superheroes, villains and passers-by, an inspirational girl with a small person and big dreams, is here very An ordinary sunny day came to this strange city. From then on, an unspeakable legend quietly emerged. Her smile and her meal became the only beam of warm sunshine in the hearts of people under the rule of darkness and terror.

Elsa, that's her name.

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Then here comes the sub-question.

[Question, the father is a purebred Europa with blond hair and blue eyes, and the mother is a mixed race Chinese, what is the probability that their offspring will be black-haired and black-eyed? 】

[Question, what seasonings are added to the dishes she cooks, so that the wonderful experience can be surprisingly consistent regardless of the differences in tastes and eating habits between the East and the West?Even a glass of boiled water from her hand can make people feel refreshed and happy, like a spring breeze? 】

[Is this the legendary "mysterious power from the East"? 】

[A certain bold guess, since eating is better than smoking mama, will everyone be lucky enough to eat a meal from Aisha, drugs will disappear from the streets and alleys, and everyone will be refreshed? 】

[Why are the top students of Eton College going out alone, and are threatened that if they fail to start a business, they will go home and inherit hundreds of millions of fortunes? ——]

[Is this a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality? 】

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In the deep suburbs of Gotham City, at night, Pamela Lillian Eisley, a beautiful woman nicknamed "Poison Ivy", was lying on the single bed nailed to the floor, just about to close her eyes, After hearing the noise from the next door, the corners of his brows couldn't help but the veins twitched. He resisted the urge to kill and buried his head under the pillow, but he still couldn't resist the beautiful midnight singing of the patient next door——

"My God~~~~Hate~~~~Hungry~~~~

In the middle of winter in Dalian, in the middle of winter in Dalian, the eggs are big~”

F*CK!Poison Ivy made a rare swearing, and suddenly many small green flowers grew on her cheeks, tightly blocking her ears, but the magic sound had already entered her ears, and the brainwashing melody kept echoing in her mind, Almost really drove her crazy on the spot!

"I play mud in the Northeast

Although the Northeast is not big

I have no home in Dalian~

Dalian~~~~

Midwinter in Dalian

Midwinter in Dalian

Midwinter in Dalian

big balls~"

Damn!

Poison Ivy hammered the wall hard, unable to hide the anger that was about to burst out of her chest, completely disregarding her usual glamorous, vicious and elegant image, she shouted viciously and warningly to the next door, "—can you be quiet? For a while?!—You are insane!"

There was a pause in the singing, and then the patient next door answered as a matter of course, "Yes!"

Not all those who come to Arkham are really mentally ill, murderous, terrorists, and neuropathy.

So she felt that her answer was not wrong at all, and she was completely justified.

Poison Ivy was once again choked by this really mentally ill neighbor who chatted across servers all the time. If she hadn't considered the ability of the other party's unknown condition, she would have let that guy die on the spot without hesitation and become her partner in popularizing greening. Another fresh pot.

Everyone in Arkham knew that a new patient came to the hospital recently, and she was called Miss "Anonymous". 25 years old, female, sexual orientation and abilities are unknown, her biggest hobby and specialty is chasing stars, and she even appeared on TV news in Gotham City for this.Unlike most of the various patients here who get caught by Batman for various violent crimes, this guy is really sick, the real thing, a demented psycho, literally.

As for why she was sent here instead of other mental hospitals, it is due to the glorious deeds of this Jane Doe patient-as I said earlier, she likes to chase stars, not just sitting at home and typing with her fingers, it is amazing The kind that takes a plane to send guns thousands of miles away, people are more sincere.

She was a fan of the clown, and when he was kidnapped and threatened by Batman to tear up the ticket, she loudly showed her love to the screen, and almost died on the spot; she was a fan of Superman with a beautiful body, and offered a high price for his underwear for collection, and was finally caught in an alley by unknown people He used a sack to cover him and beat him violently; he was a fan of Batman, he publicly held a banner on the tallest building in Gotham City to show his love, and even threatened him to kidnap Director Gordon, and was forced to go to psychological treatment by Batman who came after him. .This guy still didn't give up, and threatened the psychiatrist and his assistant physician during the treatment process. He was finally judged as a "severe paranoid personality disorder patient" and "has a very high threat to the society and people's personal and property safety", and he was sent away properly. Into the Arkham Asylum, in the company of many of Gotham's rising stars.

And on the day when Jane Doe was tied up and carried into the car, the reporter who came with Superman also issued an article to "commemorate" this true warrior who put his life aside for the sake of idols, claiming: " The superwoman was sent in most likely because she, too, was seriously suicidal—given how dangerous all of her past stars have been."

And on the day Jane Doe became the neighbor of Poison Ivy, she made up her mind to take off her fans and turn back, and now she has become a staunch companion of the Gotham stars. The holy baptism, to persuade them to change their minds, abandon the dark and turn to the bright, from an unqualified and failed criminal to a successful, real, neurotic.

Judging from Jane Doe's understanding and execution of "Music Without Borders", her dream is not far away.

Before meeting Jane Doe, Poison Ivy never knew that there were still such things in the world as "the girl with braces is so beautiful", "you are a dick, pretending to be cool", "that wooden house that is built, that fake that Gai's wooden woo woo woo woo woo woo~ that fake" can hit the depths of the soul and bring people a fatal divine comedy that tortures people from the heart.She is also the first brilliant and great milestone character in the history of Arkham who can interpret "psychopathy" to such an extreme that future generations cannot surpass it——

An indomitable, competent, serious, dignified and especially edible... black fan.

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