Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Then Jane witnessed the transformation process of Claudia from being stunned, regaining consciousness, shocked, ashamed, blushing to stiff all over, and it was not until she finished watching this pleasing scene with relish that she seemed to notice that the other party was extremely ashamed and indignant With a serious look on his face, he suddenly opened his mouth and said——

"Oh, what I mean is—as we all know, Ravenclaw's bathroom is the largest and most comfortable of the four houses, and it is specially used for students who are tired from studying magic during the day to relax."

Speaking of this, Jane smiled, "Of course, compared to luxury and refinement, I think Slytherin's common room and bedroom are second to none. My suggestion will probably make you laugh--I just think maybe you I would be interested in the collection of books in the Ravenclaw common room, where I can drop by to rest after studying an interesting subject together—”

I have to say that she is very good at focusing, Ravenclaw is the gathering place for the smartest minds in Hogwarts, not only their collection of books is extremely valuable, at the top of the long and curved stairs of Ravenclaw Tower , there is an enchanted door with a bronze knocker inlaid with an eagle shape. When a person knocks on the door, the eagle ring will ask him a question, and if he can answer correctly, he will be allowed to enter.And for nearly 1000 years, no one except Ravenclaw could pass this simple barrier.

So the so-called "bathroom" and "book collection" are just high-sounding excuses, and what can really arouse the interest of the proud girl is the eagle who asks the question.Claudia Friedrich could understand it this way: if she really got through that door with her own brains and intelligence, then she would have the approval of Jane Doe, and indeed Ravenclaw as a whole.There is nothing more fulfilling than being recognized by a smart person—as long as you think about it, your ambition and desire to challenge will overcome all restraint. Try to maintain a noble and elegant nod, "In this case... I accept your invitation, and I will make an appointment on time tomorrow night. Good night, Jane."

She smiled, "Good night, Claudia, I will be waiting for you at Ravenclaw Tower at eight o'clock tomorrow night."

The blond girl nodded, turned around and left here with brisk steps.

Jane watched her walk away, her figure disappeared at the end of the corridor, and then she walked slowly towards the lounge.

Life No. [-] finally spoke, sounding a bit puzzled, 【Wait... Do you mean that you are going to really become good friends with her? 】

Jane didn't refute, and spoke slowly, 【You say, if she really solves the riddle and enters Ravenclaw's territory... what will she do next? 】

Life No. [-] thought about it seriously, and suddenly realized, [Oh——so that’s the case——]

It seems to understand what Jane's intentions are in such a big circle - first throw an olive branch to Claudia, express her intention to make friends, and use the temptation of the "Ravenclaw riddle" that she can't refuse as the starting point of their friendship.As a descendant of Friedrich who is "orderly, meticulous, courteous, and chaste", even the aristocratic girl who will be rewarded solemnly for Jane's little effort will definitely be rewarded with equal value.She is a smart person, she would never give Jane a gift that money can buy, most likely it is the same as her behavior today, inviting Jane into her life.

And that means: she will have the opportunity to enter the Slytherin common room, and have a reasonable "encounter" face-to-face with the task object.

[Too scheming! ! 】Life No. [-] sighed, 【In order not to arouse the suspicion of people who doubt here, I really took great pains——】

The friendship between Slytherin and Ravenclaw as a whole is neither good nor bad. Most of the time, the two colleges maintain an indifferent attitude of friendship between gentlemen and appreciate each other's irreplaceable qualities: shrewdness and wisdom , ambition and vision.Of course, there is not nothing in common. In fact, the literal translation of "R□□enclaw" is "Raven's Claw", which is a metaphor for "greedy predators". Frame people in mean ways - this is nothing like the "nerd" academy that the outside world has been known for.

However, many of them are also the inventors of potions and spells, the birthplace of scholars, second only to the home of politicians in Slytherin.There is no doubt that forming a friendship with a Ravenclaw is a very smart choice, at least, it is much more worry-free than talking to a fool.

"Using the local people to deal with Mary Su is really a familiar method," Life One murmured, "I still remember how you used Mrs. Purple to provoke the doctor and his 'sister' Mary Su in the world of Hannibal." It has to be said that with the help of smart people, tasks can always be completed quickly and well~]

[There is always Mary Sue who thinks that if she holds the weakness of the protagonist in the palm of her hand, everything will be all right, just like Hannibal's sister, the singer of the vampire,] Jane's eyes are calm, [Interestingly, as long as the means are right, The original advantage will become the Achilles' heel at that time - especially for the 'villains', they are always careful and suspicious, which can help us save a lot of effort]

Life No. [-] held his face, [Well... I have to say that we were very correct in choosing you to complete the mission at the beginning - only the same kind can understand the same kind better]

Jane laughed silently, 【Yeah, who made me the 'big villain' in that world—at least, no one has more experience than me on the subject of 'how to deal with the protagonist'】

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The next day, Claudia arrived as scheduled.

When she was well dressed and walked into Ravenclaw Tower, and walked up the stairs to the top, she immediately saw Jane Doy standing in front of the window with her hands behind her back and staring out of the window.

Claudia stood by the stairs silently, took the opportunity to look at Jane carefully for a while, and found that this Ravenclaw, who was two years older than herself, really didn't look like a witch from an ordinary family.Although her standing posture is not like what she was taught to keep her back straight all the time, the angle of her neck and shoulders, the small movements of her fingers, her relaxed standing posture and her subconscious habits all make people feel surprisingly comfortable and natural. Without the bad posture that most people have developed since childhood, the whole person looks very pleasing to the eye, as relaxed as breathing.

Doe?She thought carefully about the surnames of famous British noble families that she had looked through before coming to Great Britain, but she couldn't find one that could be identified—could it be a very old hermit family, the kind that was not recorded at all?

Claudia's thoughts began to diverge to the far side. Jane noticed her arrival at the beginning, and turned her head after waiting for a while, and saw the German girl with a worried expression at a glance. She raised her eyebrows, I stood there calmly and waited for a while, seeing the other party's eyes getting more and more out of focus, I couldn't help laughing, and said, "There are 46 seconds until eight o'clock...you are waiting for the moment to be on time." Are you coming, Claudia?"

The German rigor is famous all over the world, and she took this as a small joke, obviously to give the other party a step down.Claudia quickly came back to her senses, blinked a little embarrassedly, gave a low cough, and walked towards her as gracefully and calmly as possible. First, she greeted Jane politely, then turned her head, curiously Staring at the eagle-shaped bronze knocker on the door, he whispered, "Is that it?"

Jane stood aside and smiled, "Yes, that's it. Be careful, Claudia, if we can't answer its questions all the time, we will have to stay here all night. In that case, we'd better bring enough snacks -"

The blond girl raised her eyebrows, and was so excited by her that she immediately wanted to win. She stood up straight, faced the eagle on the door, and said confidently, "I'm ready, come on."

click.The door knocker rattled lightly, and the eagle moved and spoke to them—

"In this world, which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

simple:……

Life No. [-], [...huh? ! 】

Wait, shouldn't we be asking: "Phoenix or Fire, which one came first"?

This magic doesn't follow the routine!

Apparently the confident girl from a German family was also stumped by this philosophical proposition that has been difficult to explain for thousands of years. She stood there for a few seconds, thinking hard about the answer, from bright lights to silence, from simple Standing straight until she leaned against the wall and yawned in boredom, finally, she mustered up the courage to say the answer——

"Which came first, the father, or the mother?—that is my answer."

With that, she stared nervously at the door knocker, awaiting the verdict.

As soon as Jane heard Claudia's answer, she immediately recovered from her drowsiness and raised her eyebrows with interest.

[Hmm... not bad, I can answer rhetorically.Now I’m afraid it can’t judge whether it’s right or wrong by itself]

Sure enough, after thinking hard about philosophy, the door knocker finally gave up and admitted this clever and cunning answer. After a click, the door finally opened in front of them silently——

"Congratulations, Claudia," Jane smiled, "you've done what no one but Ravenclaws have been able to do for hundreds of years - it's worth celebrating, isn't it?"

Claudia showed a rare bright smile, suppressed the joy that was brimming all over her body, and nodded reservedly, "Indeed...do you want to eat sponge cake, Jane?"

Five minutes later, in the brightly lit Ravenclaw common room, Jane and Claudia sat in a corner, eating delicious cakes, while discussing the questions asked by the door knocker in the past——

"'A white horse is not a horse' - I remember this is a logic riddle from the East, can anyone actually answer it?" Claudia covered her mouth and murmured in disbelief, "There's still time Is it true'... Honestly, I'm curious what their answers are? You know, Jane?"

Jane braced her face and said lazily, "In fact, no one can give a real answer—just like your decision today, Claudia, they all chose to answer from another direction—"

That is to ask rhetorical answers of similar nature, as long as the eagle-shaped door knocker can be passed, it will be considered as a pass-this is the unspoken rule of Ravenclaw, and usually on the day of freshmen's admission, the prefects will hint that they use this method to open the door. The door, otherwise it will be difficult if you really can't enter the lounge.

I just didn't expect that Claudia would think of such a method to open the door without getting any prompts - what a cunning and clever little snake.

"I heard that you once invented a famous potion, Dream Weaver." The two walked through the gate of Ravenclaw hand in hand, and the distance between them was obviously getting closer. Claudia expressed her curiosity straight to the point, "Dream weaving? Is that what I understand?"

"It's not quite the same as the Hallucinogens and the Love Potions," Jane admits generously, "but it's a lot more exciting than the Felician stuff - but at the end of the day, they're all just 'false imaginations' Another interpretation, like the Mirror of Erised, only makes us more obsessed with illusions in the illusion."

Claudia was taken aback, probably because she didn't expect Jane to answer herself so bluntly. After a moment of silence, she suddenly murmured in a low mood, "You're right... those things that are really worth our efforts to obtain are It cannot be brought by expensive potions. What's more, you said that it has been a long time since you made it..."

Jane looked at her expression, and said meaningfully, "That's true—but, I still have a bottle left, for the person who really needs it urgently."

Claudia raised her eyes, met Jane's gaze, she was silent for a few seconds, and then showed a beautiful and elegant smile, "I believe someone will want to get it, and... in order to keep in shape, I think we have to stand Get up and walk around, don't you, Jane?"

She immediately followed up the steps, "Of course—like a hot bath smelling of roses, Claudia?"

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Soon, news of the friendship between the new transfer student and the returning "Senior Doe" spread to the ears of Hogwarts gossip lovers.

Tom kept hearing from people around him that "Claudia entered the Ravenclaw common room!", "Claudia went to the library with that Jane Doy", "They were the best students in Potions class." Good partner", "It seems that this year's number one is hopeless again" and so on.Not only that, but the little snakes also teased that this is "one of the most memorable events of this century", "the great friendship between the eagle and the snake," and "the perfect combination of brains and practicality."It is indeed rare for Slytherin and Ravenclaw to get so close, not to mention one of them is a famous family, and the other is unknown-considering the nobles' usual interpersonal standards, they will get so many The attention seems to be justified.

But Tom doesn't care about these worthless gossips at all. He is trying to get a spell about immortality from Yan Ji. They refused to disclose the most crucial information, as if they had spotted the young man's desire for eternal life, and kept using it to confuse him, seduce him, and even—

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah master look ah the snake demon has started to make trouble again this time it is definitely not a trivial matter ah ah ah - 】

At night, Jane was preparing for the OWL exam as the Romans did when the voice of No. [-] Life suddenly rang out in her mind. She paused and asked, 【What's going on? 】

Life One immediately played the screen synchronously, so Jane clearly saw: In the bathroom of the prefect in Slytherin, the handsome young wizard is leaning against the pool, enjoying this rare leisurely tranquility, the mist is transpiring from the water surface, dense And above, his face was blurred, and he could only vaguely see a thin light blue snake hovering around his waist, the snake's head silently and slowly poking into the water, continuously going deeper, deeper...

The final picture is fixed on Tom Riddle's wet and flushed cheeks, looming, slightly frowning, with pain and joy, as if he is enduring an irresistible temptation.

Jane immediately picked up the double-sided mirror and sent a message to Claudia over there——

"I suddenly remembered how to use black entrails to divination the future, are you free, Claudia, I'll go find you now."

A few seconds later, the other party answered her words.

"Okay. I'll wait for you at the door of the Slytherin lounge. Ps: Tonight's dessert is your favorite bee sting cake."

【Oh oh oh! 】Life No. [-] clapped and cheered excitedly,【Is it finally ushering in my most anticipated catch-rape-in-bed? ! 】

Jane put away the double-sided mirror and smiled meaningfully.

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