Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

If an opponent whose intelligence is lower than yours wants to defeat you, he first needs to bring your intelligence to the same level as his, and then use his rich experience to defeat you.

Commonly known as: vegetable chickens peck each other.

Its horror is completely beyond the imagination of "Sherlock Holmes actually fell in love with a woman".

Sherlock felt that he could understand each word separately, but he couldn't understand the meaning of the word when put together. He was sure that no matter which book it was from in the past 30 years (including his most disdainful astronomy) He had never seen any words related to "strengthening intelligence", which made him doubt the authenticity of what the woman opposite said.

——He never admits that there is also the reason why the knowledge is questioned.

Sherlock thought for a moment.

"You mean, like Anderson, with the ability to lower the IQ of an entire street?" he asked.

Wow.Jane was startled, and expressed amazement without hesitation at the detective's ability to understand beyond ordinary people.Or how to say that the brain circuits of geniuses are different from others?He can't understand common sense, astronomy full of mysteries and moving love stories he thinks are nonsense, but he can quickly deduce similar meanings from extremely difficult and obscure things, which is always unexpected.

"I'm impressed, Mr. Holmes." Jane praised him logically, "I almost thought that an explanation would be a great insult to your IQ."

Sherlock straightened his collar calmly, without moving his face, "You can speak louder," he said, and it would be better for the whole building to hear her compliments.

"But compared to that poor Mr. Anderson, our common enemy is much more remarkable." Jane changed the subject and successfully aroused the detective's interest. He couldn't help but leaned slightly, showing an eager expression.

"I'll venture to guess what she will do," Jane said slowly, "First, maybe she will try to be your friend or the people around you—of course, the identity of 'your friend' is more challenging and more Maybe she will choose those you care about, such as the shrewd and kind lady downstairs."

Sherlock showed a strange expression, his index fingers faced each other, but he didn't make a sound.

"Next, a bit of romantic mystery is essential - given that Sherlock Holmes is known to be obsessed with the unknown and dangerous, it can be surmised that curiosity is the nature of genius, and you're bound to go for some suspenseful bait And easy to take the bait.”

Sherlock refuted loudly from the bottom of his heart, but remained calm on the surface, listening carefully to every word Jane said.

The woman with unknown intentions turned her head and thought for a while, then continued to speak slowly, "This sense of mystery may be achieved through some wise words that you did not expect, or it may come from clues to puzzles that you cannot solve... In short, it must be necessary. A few finishing touches, or an illuminating flash of inspiration, can help you solve an unsolved mystery and leave a lasting impression."

Like "that woman".

Hearing this, Sherlock finally couldn't bear it any longer. He categorically rejected Jane's deduction, "It's impossible!" The grown-up self will never be moved by one or two sentences of poisonous chicken soup—not to mention, the people in this world who can inspire him to solve the case can be counted on one hand.This is an absolute crush on IQ, with no room for maneuver.

Regarding Sherlock's certainty, Jane was silent for a moment, then suddenly sneered, and with one sentence, Mr. Detective returned to his original form——

"Really? Then you tell me first, what are the nine planets in the solar system?"

Sherlock Holmes "..." Watson!

Jane observed the slightest change in his expression, and couldn't help laughing, "It seems that, as the blog said, the famous consulting detective doesn't even know the common sense that elementary school students know-if the next case happens to be As far as they are concerned, is it possible that Mr. Holmes has turned to the almighty Google again?"

The detective whose heart was hit again, "..."

Sherlock, who could not refute this at all, was silent for a moment, and then spit out two words neatly, "Continue talking."

Jane raised her eyebrows.

"Then it will be a matter of course - uncontrollably, you will be curious about her, you will want to know everything about her, investigate her origin, she is different... Then you will find that she is not It's the one you're deducing—she's more capable, smarter, and more dangerous."

Danger is the primary factor that attracts Sherlock Holmes.

"A rival," said Jane, "a worthy rival—isn't that the love of our kind?"

The detective examined her, but said nothing.

"Okay, the strike against intelligence is almost done." Jane rested her chin and slowly added a perfect ending to the story, "Suddenly, an explosive event happened, forcing you to stand on the same front , and then you will find that that person not only attracts you, she even attracts an enemy that is much more dangerous than you, the so-called behind-the-scenes instigator—”

"Of course, there is no doubt that in the end, you will work together to solve this case. On the downside, maybe you will show your love to each other... and from now on 'the most difficult man in the world is not one of' yours There will be a mysterious and beautiful Mrs. Holmes beside me, like a perfect partner, traveling around and solving mysteries-it's perfect, isn't it?"

After Jane finished speaking, she looked at the curly-haired detective with downcast eyes and thought, and smiled, "Do you like this story, Mr. Holmes?"

Sherlock raised his eyes slowly, staring at her.

"Stupid, superficial, exaggerated, full of loopholes." He commented, "It simply lowers the IQ of the entire solar system."

After taking it for granted, he paused for a few seconds and said expressionlessly, "I'm starting to regret the 15 minutes I wasted in this room. This is more unbearable than reading Watson's blog."

Jane didn't seem to hear the sarcasm in his words, she nodded as if thinking, and said, "Indeed, in my opinion, apart from using the full-screen indiscriminate range skill of 'Depressing Wisdom Strike', there is nothing in this world. There is probably no woman/man in the world who can completely capture the heart of 'Sherlock Holmes'."

Sherlock felt that this Jane Doy might have a grudge against him.According to the usual situation, at this moment he got up and left without hesitation, fully expressing his boredom and disgust.But Sherlock is not very human, he has his stubbornness, the more ordinary and even playful person, the deeper he hides.And this stupid story, which sounded extremely absurd, was said from Jane Doy's mouth, with a joking tone, but it rarely aroused his vigilance.

While keeping his face calm and unwavering, he quickly analyzed the characteristics of the possible future enemy she mentioned in his heart, and he summed it up in the following points: female, fond of Sherlock Holmes, good at pouring poisonous chicken soup, expressing desire It is inversely proportional to the actual IQ, obsessed with anti-social personality, and has a strong sense of utilitarianism.

If what Jane Doe said is true, then there is the most important point——

Anyone who claims to be smart and has sociopathic tendencies undoubtedly likes the public spotlight.It's like a perverted serial killer, while playing the police around, occasionally kindly leave one or two clues for them to climax, watching the media like a clown pampering and reporting, and he is Keep silent in the dark, smile and enjoy the pleasure of stepping onto the altar with a halo added to your body.

And such people, in order to get first-hand information from the police or the media, will usually become one of them, and even after solving the case many times, they will find out that the murderer was once an interviewee, or was hit accidentally Passers-by, unknown cleaners.People are always the easiest to ignore the details around them, and the murderer can just take advantage of this to escape the hunt safely and get away with it.

Jane Doy is not an idiot, Sherlock thought.Although it is also a goldfish, at least it can jump higher than her kind.She must have come prepared, and it is unlikely that what she said was just a lie.If we analyze that boring and absurd story as true, and combine all the above characteristics, his name has frequently flashed in front of his eyes in recent years. There are no more, no less, and only three people who meet the characteristics.

Among them, there is only one and only one who has a direct and indirect interest relationship with Jane Doy——

Participated in the investigation of the "Secretary Sexual Assault Murder Case", and quickly rose like a dark horse in the media industry, and was hailed as "taking over the next Pulitzer Prize". ITV female reporter, Joy Adams.

Although Sherlock didn't take much time to come up with the answer as usual, he still had a doubt.

"Why me?" he asked bluntly.She is an excellent special soldier. Unlike those retired soldiers, she can receive very good treatment after being recalled.Even if her brother's imprisonment will affect her future, ZF will not give up this humanoid killer easily. There is a 60.00% possibility that she will be under supervision for a period of time, and then be secretly called again. Perform special tasks.

——As long as she is willing to give up reversing the case for her brother, she can live a better life than now.

To be honest, if Sherlock is willing to ask Mycroft for help, there is no chance of a retrial in this case.And he also knew very well that with Jane Doy's ability, the military would pay attention to her request to a certain extent.But since the other party doesn't understand the relationship between him and Mike, from her point of view, asking a private detective to help is really not the best choice.

So, why him?

Regarding Sherlock's question, the other party did not hide much, and answered the question very frankly.

"Before I returned to China, I received a job invitation from MI5. Obviously, I have no reason to refuse such a great opportunity." Jane said flatly, "Until it came out that my brother was a murderer, some people had to Began to reconsider this potentially risky invitation—I lost my chance to work for ZF and started four months of disguised supervision.”

She spoke without any emotional ups and downs, as if the dark memories of living under the monitor for more than 100 days did not belong to her.

However, to her, this was nothing at all. What really hit her was the unexpected exposure that followed. Human flesh, abuse, and curses came all over the sky, and her privacy was stripped away overnight.The information that should have been protected spread on the Internet, and even alarmed the upper echelon for a while, and it was considered "the lowest level of error."

I found out later that it was the female reporter who "had no regard for life and death, and took great risks" to sneak into the residence of the "murderer" one night to find clues. By the way, she saw the information about his sister that he locked in a drawer. He is very concerned about her recent situation.When the female reporter saw Jane's identity, she was shocked: special forces!Coupled with the fact that he is the youngest congressman in history, people have to think of sensitive words such as "eradicating dissidents" and "superior".

It didn't take long for Jane's information to be "accidentally" released to the public. For a while, public opinion was a sensation, and various conspiracy theories were flying everywhere.And after Angus Doe's identity as the murderer was confirmed, Jane Doy, the "special soldier of the criminal's sister", was on the cusp. Personal safety".

"You know what that means to a sniper?" she asked Sherlock.

A venomous snake hiding in the grass, locking its prey, and waiting for a fatal blow, if it is suddenly exposed to the sun and loses the chance to strike first, it will completely lose its threat, just like having its fangs pulled out.People are always afraid of the danger hidden in the dark, not to mention that no matter in war or peacetime, snipers are never praised by others, their existence should be lonely, and it is in the best interest of snipers that no one pays attention arms.

And now, with this happening, no one will call her unless she "suddenly dies of illness"—a soldier abandoned by the state, worse than the bums on the street, who will live under custody forever , no honor, no liberty.

"I know Angus is innocent," Jane said calmly, "no one should bear the infamy and imprisonment for a crime he didn't commit. I am a soldier, and the existence of a soldier is a knife and a shield. Always face the enemy and turn your back on the land."

She looked at Sherlock, "And I've lost that power."

Sherlock looked at her, but said nothing.

"Your existence, Mr. Detective, is to prevent justice from missing the best opportunity and become a permanent regret."

So she came to Sherlock Holmes.

Public opinion can only incite those who are weak-willed. For those with firm beliefs, they are good at digging out pearls from the sand.In this world, not only time can verify truth and lies, anyone who keeps their eyes clear can easily distinguish.

"I know that you will not be bought by a mere violin, nor will you be moved by an unfounded story. To you, I am just a stranger who has never met, and I have no obligation to help me at all." Jane stared His voice was low and clear.

"I have come here to ask the help of Sherlock Holmes for a reason, a reason that may be quite the opposite of what you have become a detective for—"

She didn't even blink, every single word touched people's hearts.

"For the dead."

"—Right to the living."

The author has something to say: PS: "Speak for the dead, right for the living." This sentence is mostly used in the forensic profession.But I think detectives and police officers are also useful.

The Fried (Jane) Roll Alliance was formally formed.

[The author is so crazy that even his old articles are not good enough