Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

After escaping from the previous world, Jane managed to take a little time off from sleeping to attend the annual experience summary meeting of the scavengers.

Colleagues are old acquaintances with each other, and after greeting each other's systems, they started the main topic of the meeting - complaining.

The sick and tender loli from the Two-dimensional aborigines pouted her pink and tender mouth, and complained to everyone in a childish voice: "Death has long been troublesome, huh, so that people are now nine-year-old sick every time they do missions." Doll... how long does it take to grow up, and I'm always being complained about. My grandpa, dad, uncle, and uncle are all □□—is it my fault for looking like a doll? Is it a disease to be cute? It's really—"

The blackened young man who firmly believes in the theory of world destruction snorted coldly, "That's because they don't know what it means to cut the black. Look at the one next to me. Anyone who sees her will know that she is a cruel person." A selfish, selfish femme fatale..."

The femme fatale showed her scalpel and narrowed her eyes dangerously, "The mouth is still as tight as ever, why, do you still want to taste the feeling of crying until you can't speak?"

"You!—" The blackened boy frowned, his cheeks turned red suddenly, and he was about to slap the table from embarrassment!

"Hey hey hey!" Jane, who was watching the excitement with relish, saw that the atmosphere was becoming tense, stood up and quickly pressed the shoulders of the two of them, with a good voice, and dutifully played the role of peacemaker, "Is there anything you can slow down?" Fight slowly, don't talk about everything."

Loli Boy Beauty, "..."

The handsome and gentle scholar, who has always been handsome and gentle, couldn't help but chuckled. He stared at Jane with lingering eyes, and his voice was as soft as water, which was irresistible. I am so envious..."

One sentence provoked everyone to glare at her.

Jane turned her head and returned the scholar's affectionate smile, "Don't talk to me, dear. I have a cleanliness."

The scholar choked up.

"And," began Jane, slowly, "who did you hear that I was having a good time?—really, it's all nonsense."

Luo Li snorted, and mocked unconvinced, "Don't think that you look down on everyone because of your good background—what's the use of being noble, you still die a miserable death."

The femme fatale covered her red lips and smiled lightly, "That's right, it's not as good as me, at least I'm still enjoying the joys of the world before I die..."

As she spoke, she glanced lightly at the gloomy blackened boy and raised her eyebrows, "—the same is true after death."

The boy's ears were red, and he glared at her back.

"It's too much." Lori, who was slapped on the face by the cold dog food, stomped her feet, as if she remembered something, and immediately cast an innocent and pure smile at the scholar next to her, and said in a childlike voice, "Okay Uncle, handsome uncle, otherwise... let’s also try the popular group of young people? ——I’m pretty good at playing a good girl.”

"Sorry." The scholar smiled faintly at Lolita, warm as jade, but he refused people for thousands of miles, "For the time being, I don't want to talk about it. If Miss is interested, you can find someone else to try."

Loli curled her lips boredly, then ruthlessly stabbed Jane's chest with her elbow, and hummed softly, "I don't believe you have nothing wrong with you—tell me quickly, it will make me happy."

Jane rubbed her chest, thought for a while, and replied sincerely, "It's not that I don't want to say it, it's just that I have nothing to say."

Upon hearing this, everyone straightened up with interest, stared at her brightly, and showed a charming smile full of threats.

"...Cough." Jane cleared her throat, looked up and thought for a moment, "Well, let's start with the most interesting part—"

Thinking of this, she couldn't help laughing, tried her best to keep her face sullen, and pretended to be serious and asked everyone one by one, "Do you think I'm beautiful?"

Loli frowned slightly, and turned her head unbearably, "emmmmmmm..."

The young man snorted coldly, "For an ugly person, it's cruel to look closely."

The femme fatale had a half-smile, "Why do you bother to humiliate yourself?"

The scholar pondered for a moment, then nodded gracefully, politely said, "...Miss is born beautiful, not stained with beauty, it is unforgettable to see."

Jane laughed out loud, "That's right, with my appearance, I can hardly be a female fourth, but I can still be recognized as the heroine Su. Hahahaha, I have almost contracted my jokes for the entire season——"

"Just you?" The femme fatale sneered, "First, you don't have a middle name with more than ten digits, and second, you don't have colorful hair, color-changing eyes, and diamond tears, and third, you can't attract the emperor, general, prince, and domineering president Jack Su to fall in love with you, to be jealous of you, or even OOXX. Not to mention the golden fingers, superpowers, cheating bloodlines, secret life experience, troublesome physique, natural charm... the heroine Su??"

She rolled her eyes gracefully, "Hmph, are you worthy?"

Jane beeped softly, "Hey, isn't this too real? What can I do if I don't like men, and I don't have your 84, 62, 86 and 36E—"

The femme fatale raised her red lips, "Why, do you want to learn charm with me? Which man do you want to please? Do you want me to help you find out first?"

"Don't dare," Jane quickly waved her hand to refuse, "I can't please you, a great god—for the sake of the health of men and women in the whole world, I won't bother you, my heart, my heart."

"It's good if you know." The femme fatale smiled evilly, and put her hands domineeringly on the neck of the blackened boy who was half a head shorter than her, and licked her lips suggestively, her voice was hoarse and seductive, "Don't follow me!" You guys are talking nonsense, I have business to 'do' - see you next year."

Then he hugged the red-faced young man who kept struggling and wriggling forcefully, and left gracefully.

Seeing this, the scholar nodded and said with a smile, "See you again, Miss Jian, Miss Luo, I wish you all the best."

Then he left here too.

Only the sickly Lolita and Jane were left at the scene looking at each other. After a long while, Lori endured and endured, and finally she couldn't hold it back anymore. She snorted arrogantly and turned her face away.

"Hey," her tone was as coquettish and self-willed as ever, squinting her eyes but not looking at her, muttering to herself, "Don't die so easily—there are not many thick-skinned guys like you, Don't be like your idiot predecessor, because a stinky man has forgotten his identity and original intention..."

Seeing that loli's chatterbox attributes were beginning to be revealed, Jane quickly interrupted her before the situation got serious, "Dancing is worse than falling in love, so don't worry—I'm leaving, tell your future grandpa, grandpa, dad, uncle, and uncle for me say hello--"

Then with a bang, it disappeared in place as if fleeing for its life.

Sick Loli pursed her lips and complained angrily, "You are all beasts, scoundrels, big asses! I won't talk to you anymore! Hmph!"

……

……

Jane spent several days in the virtual space, eating and waiting to die, until she saw Life One floating over like a ghost holding an IPADPRO. She knew that the wonderful holiday was over.

Before she had time to lament her lost youth, Life No. [-] spoke up, 【New Mary Sue, do you want one? 】

Jane, 【retire without incident】

Life No. [-], 【...well, let’s get down to business,】 it glanced at the information in its hand, 【This time the situation is a bit special...】

Jane raised her eyebrows curiously, [What do you mean? 】

Life No. [-] glanced at her, and said tactfully, [This time, Mary Sue is the style of 'beauty conquers the world'... Well, of course, if you are not interested, I can give it to the femme fatale...Her beauty is in the All the Mary Suli are still very capable of fighting——]

Jane sneered, 【Do you want to take a seven-day trip to the Little Black House? 】

Life No. [-] immediately looked at the nose, the nose, and the heart, [World: Twilight; Target: Ma·Literature·Fu Ndai·Li·Don't care about the world·Young Women·Su; Related people: "Cairus the Paranoid and Beautiful" of the Volturi Big Three...]

It is also very speechless at this point, but I still have to emphasize one point, [Mary Su's way of self-reliance, um...she opened a store by herself...]

Jane's first reaction was, [Eat? 】

Life No. [-], 【well, not strictly speaking... you will know the answer soon】

……

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"Before meeting Gloria, Caius never thought that after thousands of years of trials and hardships, his soul was dying, and he would fall in love with a fragile human being.

It was a rare rainy day in Florence, there was no sunshine, and the streets were empty, and he walked alone in the silent streets, enjoying the tranquility without being disturbed.At that moment, he walked quietly around the corner, raised his eyes, and saw her on the other side of the road at a glance, lowering his head slightly, lowering his eyes and sniffing the lilies.

She stopped alone in the rain, her long hair was soaked and fell gently to her ears.She stared at the fragrant pure white petals blooming in the rain, with a vague smile on her lips, her long and white fingers gently brushing her ears, and she pulled up her broken hair, revealing a soft and thin side face.She was wearing a long white dress, and her slender shoulders were wet by the rain, revealing a straight collarbone. The dripping water droplets meandered silently along her picturesque browbones, flowed over the delicate tip of her nose, and her gentle and delicate lips. The horns, the slender and slightly raised neck, quietly disappeared into the soft shadow...

At that moment, Caius' heart tightened suddenly, as if fresh blood was injected into his limbs and bones, making him feel the sweetness and pain of rebirth again after thousands of years-he knew that everything was over: his pride, his His self-esteem, his blood-stained memory, his glory of looking down on all beings, his arrogance of holding a scepter...all left him at this moment-he met the one he was destined for, and she was gentle and fragile... , Beautiful, pure and flawless like a lily, not stained with blood.She is the sharp sword that pierces his heart, and has the power to cut off his head and make him kneel and bow his head.

On this day, in the drizzle, Caius clearly heard the beautiful sound of flowers blooming.

And this is the origin of all irreversible. "

……

When Jane saw this description, she had only one reaction——

"puff."

The author has something to say: Can anyone explain what the sound of flowers blooming?

"Puff", "Bo", "咻"?