Allergy Man [Zhongyingmei]

The "middle-aged" Mr. Iron Man who was judged to be very old sat on the sofa in the living room with his arms folded and stared at the colorfully labeled boxes of calcium tablets on the coffee table.

The superhero who grew up so big and took calcium tablets for the first time due to physical reasons is of course in a bad mood.

He didn't eat it because he needed to replenish the lost calcium when he was getting older!It's just to prevent the loss of calcium in the future!

Youli ran back to the room and laughed for a long time, her whole body became limp from laughing, she curled up on the big bed and kept laughing.

"...In case I reveal my truth one day..." She shuddered suddenly, Yuli didn't dare to think that she made Iron Man so miserable, if she lost her vest in the future, it would be...

Dead.

She swallowed her saliva and stopped smiling. What if extreme joy turns into sorrow?

Thinking of Iron Man's dark and angry face, Yuli felt scared, and she became more determined that she couldn't lose her vest even if she was killed.

The acne on the face is basically completely gone, leaving only some acne marks that have not been completely eliminated. If I appear in front of the public and wear a thicker foundation, it is still passable.

However, the three flamboyant big heads on the forehead and the tip of the nose are not so easy to deal with. In addition, one of his nails was accidentally scratched, and the entire tip of the nose was red and swollen.

The big stuffy head on the tip of his nose would often give him a sore feeling after being scratched by him, maybe it was his psychological effect, after all the scab had scabbed over so it couldn't be so painful anymore.

Too bad he was wrong.

When I looked in the mirror and shaved early the next morning, the half-dead head on the tip of my nose was reborn!

In the original place, a new red and big head is 'reborn from the cocoon'!

The one that hadn't matured and was scratched made it easy to grow a new one in its original place, so he managed to tear the one that didn't grow well.

Iron Man, who was originally scheduled to attend a certain ceremony, had no choice but to make Pepper cancel the action again.

If Pepper wouldn't gloat and laugh at him on the phone, Tony would be in a better mood. This damn guy can be regarded as seeing him make a fool of himself. This woman, Pepper, can laugh at him for years.

Yuli came down from the room on the second floor to drink milk, and saw a sullen Mr. Iron Man sitting on the sofa with his arms folded, staring at the floating screen in the air with a displeased expression.

"According to insiders, the 'Iron Man' Tony Stark, who was going to attend, suddenly canceled the opportunity to attend this ceremony. The insider didn't explain the specific reason. Mr. Ke is unwell and cannot attend.” The female reporter is now gesturing outside the banquet hall to explain the report, “This is already the No. 12 banquet that Mr. Stark has rejected in the past two months. Every time, they refused to attend the banquet on the grounds of being unwell, and sent the new CEO Pepper Potts to attend the banquet.”

Yuli blinked and leaned on the railing of the stairs, stretched her neck and stared at the screen curiously.

"Then may I ask Miss Potts, what happened to Mr. Stark that made it impossible for him to attend this ceremony?" The camera turned to Pepper, "As far as I know, Mr. Stark originally planned to attend this ceremony. I was unable to attend the ceremony due to some physical reasons, I wonder if Miss Potts can reveal something?"

Pepper kept smiling. In fact, she had already burst into laughter in her heart. To be honest, she really wanted to expose Iron Man who had beriberi and acne on his face, but it was not good to treat her friend like this.

"Mr. Stark is only unable to attend because of his own physical reasons. It is inconvenient to disclose the specific physical reasons."

Well, he couldn't attend the banquet and was reported by the media, which can be regarded as an urgent need for her again.

Hydra will definitely watch this show.

Although it was said that the task that Hydra asked her to do this time was just to make Iron Man weaker again, and then died accidentally when he was attending the banquet.

In this way, one of the more dangerous characters who hangs in the insight plan is solved.

But the surprise is that Iron Man didn't attend this time, and it just didn't get the idea that Hydra expected.

But the result was pretty good, Iron Man wasn't physically weak, but he couldn't appear in public, which satisfied Yuli's heart.

If you can't die, you can solve this problem for her.

'Crack! '

Yuli looked towards the place where the sound came from, but couldn't find the place where the sound came from. She was extremely puzzled, but she was roughly sure that the sound came from the sofa, where Mr. Iron Man sat.

But he didn't make any movement that would make a sound at all.

Yuli didn't go down, but continued to watch while holding on to the railing.

Jarvis changed the channel, which was not too good to look at. The entertainment media had already learned that Iron Man claimed to be sick again and said a few unsightly words.

Some people even said that he couldn't attend the banquet because of 'impotence' and couldn't moles those delicate and beautiful ladies.

'Crack! '

Yuli glanced at Tony again, where did the voice come from?Could it be that there are mice in this villa?

She shivered, and decided to go down to have a look. When she walked over, she realized that something was wrong with Mr. Iron Man.

She didn't pay attention to what Jarvis said about Tony in the entertainment program, but it seemed that she heard a bad word.

'Premature/ejaculation. '

...Well, this word is indeed not very good.

'click. '

This time, it was closer, and it was only then that Yuli realized who was making the sound like a mouse grinding its teeth.

It's Tony.

The man's face was ferocious, and he gritted his teeth as if he could bite off the neck of that nonsense media member.

Yuli swallowed her saliva, her voice was a little trembling, "Sigh, Mr. Stark, don't bite your teeth so hard, it will break, what if you have a toothache?"

"No." He didn't give Youli a look and stared at the screen.

"Then, Mr. Nastak, what do you want for lunch, I'll prepare it."

"Cheese."

...Then I'll give you a box of Cheese Chews.

Of course Yuli didn't dare to say it, she looked at the time and it should be enough for her to get something casually, so she nodded and got up and went to the kitchen.

The time is just right for her to make a pizza crust by herself. There are still some cheese slices in the refrigerator, so she rolls up small sausages and wraps them in batter and deep-fries them. good.

Although it is said that all fried food is not good for health, it is still very good to have a meal once in a while to relieve hunger.

Yuli has been eating the nutrition package with Tony for a long time, and she really can't bear the life without fried food, so it's good to satisfy her craving today.

Tony frowned slightly when he got to the table and looked at half of the fried food on the table. It smelled delicious.

He hasn't eaten this kind of food for a long time, and he is very greedy when he smells it. Yuli satisfies his requirements for cheese, Chicago thick-bottomed pizza full of cheese, potato balls and beef balls with cheese, and sausage cheese .

These snacks are obviously very appetizing to You Li, but Mr. Iron Man barely thinks that they are still appetizing to him. He coughed lightly, "I will not take this as an example."

You Li ate very happily, she was in a good mood.

In such a good mood today, Yuli let go of the mentality of giving Mr. Iron Man an allergic buff. After all, he is so miserable, so she can't make him worse.

She was full and drank Coke in her fat milk cup.

Originally planning to drink milk, when she saw these fried foods, she felt that Coke was the best match for these things.

Seeing her drinking happily, Tony also felt that he hadn't touched this carbonated drink for a long time, and just about to reach for the bottle to drink some, Yuli quickly took the bottle over.

Before he spoke, Yuli spoke first. "Mr. Stark, you should drink milk, after all... calcium supplement."

iron Man:……

Iron Man: "...shut up."

With a look of resentment, he took the carton of milk and poured a full glass of milk, staring at the milky white viscous/thick/liquid/body in the glass, feeling completely devoid of appetite.

He stared at him for too long, and Yuli couldn't help complaining.

"...If you stare at it, it won't fall by itself." She really couldn't help complaining, "Sir, you can drink it easily by suffocating it in one sip."

"..."

He looked at it for a long time before drinking it in one gulp, and drank a lot of water before he felt the milky smell in his mouth disappear. He didn't know how this woman drank so many glasses of milk a day.

"Agent Stray, I have something to ask you."

He rested his chin and looked at Yuli who was sitting opposite him, "You should probably tell me what S.H.I.E.L.D. sent you here for?"

Yuli's hands trembled, her eyes wandered.

Looking at her like this, she is not a serious agent, not even a half-baked agent.

"It's, it's..."

"He came to monitor me, right?" He sneered, "To monitor my recent actions, after sending that red-haired woman back, he sent you, a person with amnesia and no threat, to monitor me, right?"

"But I'm curious." He shook the water in the glass, and the traces of milk and water merged together, leaving some unfused flocs. "What exactly did you pass to S.H.I.E.L.D.? After all, you haven't been to the underground studio a few times."

Facing Yuli's pretended calmness, he tilted his head, "I guess the new Mark you saw yesterday is still useful to S.H.I.E.L.D., right?"

Yuli kept silent, mainly because she didn't know how to reply to Stark's words, and she was glad that Hydra didn't expose the matter.

"Well, it's nothing to expose Mark, they will know sooner or later." He shrugged, "I'm a little confused about your amnesia now, whether you have real amnesia or fake amnesia."

……Ruined!

"Of course I really lost my memory! I have been in the SHIELD hospital for more than half a month!" She was obviously a little excited, "There is a record on SHIELD!"

"Then why do you wear colored contact lenses?" He pointed to her eyes, "Although these are colored contact lenses that have undergone some changes, right?"

"I remember what was written in my auscultation record." She swallowed her saliva and met his eyes, "'The blood clot in the patient's head was impacted, although it has dissipated, but it still affected vision.' If you If you suspect that I am not from S.H.I.E.L.D., you can ask Mr. Director, after all, he sent me here."

Yuli remained calm and kept staring at his pupils, but she was panicked for a long time. She guessed that Stark was so busy all day, how could he have the time to confirm this small matter with Fury, and besides, she was really sent by S.H.I.E.L.D. of people.

Tony didn't question it, "Tell you, wearing glasses is better than wearing colored contact lenses. Anyway, you are not a field agent and you don't go out to work. You just read a book in your room."

Youli breathed a sigh of relief, after thinking about it, it would be better to go back.

"...I didn't expect Mr. Stark to know this?" She asked, "Sure enough, older people know a lot, and they have been taught."

'Older and more knowledgeable. '

Tony has a bruised vein in his head, it's a sarcasm, isn't it?

How could he be so old when he was just in his early thirties? !That's the age when he's at his most attractive, okay? !

He snorted coldly and ignored her.

"But thank you, Mr. Stark," she smiled, "Thank you for your advice, I will go out and get a pair of glasses someday."

"I also tell you, in the future, make less junk food and eat more nutritious things." He subconsciously touched the big head on the tip of his nose with his hand, "Old Jia, has the mask been delivered yet?"

"Just sent Benben to the coffee table. It is said that this is a very effective acne-removing mask, and it also has the effect of moisturizing and whitening."

Yuli kept her fish-eyed appearance silently drinking the Coke in the cup, pretending not to hear, ignoring Mr. Iron Man who was talking about the mask with her housekeeper.

I am also puzzled, why the few allergic symptoms that Mr. Iron Man has are all such simple diseases.

Obviously when they were forced to conduct experiments at Hydra, those guys got much more terrible diseases than Iron Man.

Maybe it's really a relationship between the superhero's better physical fitness?

Yuli couldn't understand it.

That's when she didn't know that Iron Man got athlete's foot in the buff she thought he didn't succeed.

The author has something to say: I remember a long time ago when a reader asked me what would happen to the heroine after she lost her vest.

I'll tell you now hahahahahaha

She will be beaten to death [serious face]