Allergy Man [Zhongyingmei]

Mr. Iron Man, who had relapsed acne, slumped on the swivel chair as if deflated, obviously not expecting much from his face.

Seeing him like this, Yuli also softened her heart, but she couldn't control where she would be allergic.But it would be bad if Iron Man couldn't go out because of facial allergies.

Then he would keep complaining about his illness and would have no time to go out at all, so there would be no way for him to die a 'normal' death.

Although Mr. Iron Man said that I'm sorry for you, but I hope you go directly to heaven, don't pester me to give me dreams... everything is wrong, it's Hydra's fault, it has nothing to do with me... Please let me go ……Amen.

She huddled on the sofa wearing a nightgown, hugged her knees, folded her hands and bowed her head sincerely, praying sincerely. The scary Mr. Iron Man who lived a regular life recently came up from the studio to see her praying.

"What are you mumbling about?" He folded his arms around his chest, somewhat puzzled by her appearance, "Are you afraid that what I will say to S.H.I.E.L.D. will cause you to deduct your salary or be fired?" He raised his eyebrows and put his hands on both sides of her head. On the back of the sofa, "Well, you can please me, do something suitable for now to stop what I want to do?"

Yuli raised her head slightly and looked at this person who was trying to tease her, but she was not interested at all.

Guess... now any woman will not have any - sexual - interest like him this and that.

It's not that Mr. Iron Man is unattractive, it's just that he looks a little hot-eyed now.

This guy still has her pink bow tie on his head, and the bangs reveal a different color from the rest of his face... and those two big, brazen hairs that show off their might.

The pimples on other parts of his face had been crushed by him, and had scabs of blood, but they still looked slightly swollen.

Hmm... Even Yuli with his bald face is not interested in him at all, after all he is one of her mission targets, and she will be satisfied by killing him quickly so that she can escape from Hydra.

"……gentlemen."

"Huh? How did you think about it?"

Yuli swallowed her saliva and stretched out her fingers tremblingly to point at the tip of his warm nose. Tony's first feeling was Yuli's slightly cold fingertips, but this feeling quickly dissipated, and then What came was a slight pain.

He looked at the tip of his nose almost subconsciously, Yuli kindly told him before he was about to see himself as cross-eyed.

"First, sir." She shrank her neck very well, "You have a pimple here."

Tony: ...

"...WTF?!" Immediately, the mood of molesting this little girl disappeared, and he directly grabbed Yuli's phone. There was a small mirror behind the girl's phone case, and this photo...

The red, red, huge head on the tip of the nose once again greeted Yuli brazenly, and joined hands with its other two acne-prone friends to take root and grow on Mr. Iron Man's face.

"Fuck!"

The deafening scolding gave Youli a shiver, she huddled in the corner of the sofa and thought, luckily Iron Man didn't know it was her hands and feet, if she knew it, she might go to see God and her parents directly.

She closed her eyes and shrank back, listening to the voice of Iron Man furiously ordering Jarvis who was getting farther and farther away.

Sure enough, it was just looking for any products for acne, she couldn't help laughing, although it was too much fun to say that she did something bad herself.

But you still have to put your strength on him, and if you lose your appearance, you won't be able to appear in public, and you won't be able to do bad things.

But it looks good to see him now.

Youli covered her mouth and sneered, she coughed a few times after laughing enough, and then went upstairs humming a ditty. Now she found that this ability is also pretty good, and if anyone doesn't like it, she can do it directly without being discovered.

She took a shower and then took a bath in the bathtub, as if her mood couldn't be better. Since Mr. Iron Man is already unlucky and can't be more unlucky, then she should be merciful and stop bullying him.

Besides, who told him to molested her just now, it would be good to teach him a lesson.

Yuli only canceled the acne buff on her face, but her athlete's foot hasn't let him go. She fell asleep - Tony's feet didn't itch anymore. Of course he didn't know that this was Yuli's masterpiece. Tony is breaking his feet now Pick up the blisters and apply 999 Piyanping.

There's no time to think about molesting Youli.

"MMP, Lao Jia, do I have some more blisters on my feet?" He squinted his eyes and gritted his teeth.

"It seems to be sir." Jarvis paused, "It seems to be two, this time there are not many."

...they haven't grown much, emmmmm...it's true that there aren't many, wouldn't it be better if none of them grew? !

"Is there no good way for Lao Jia to completely cure it?"

"Not yet. Tinea pedis is a very stubborn skin disease, which will flow with the liquid of the squeezed blisters."

"..."

"Sir, as long as you insist on squeezing the blisters and applying ointment in time, it will be much better." Jarvis comforted him, "You have controlled it well now, from about ten blisters a day at the beginning to two , it's perfect."

"……do not talk……"

"Sir, you are paying attention to foot hygiene now, and you don't often wear leather shoes to clean your feet. It has been perfectly controlled." After thinking about it, Jarvis still encouraged his creator, "I will also adjust my work and rest habits. The condition of athlete's foot is well controlled."

"……I hope so."

He sighed and went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He lay on the bed and looked at the ceiling with his toes stretched out, waiting for the ointment to dry.

Although Yuli said that the facial allergy buff had been withdrawn, there were two kinds of buffs on his face and those hidden under his skin.

Those that have already appeared and made him squeeze out have a certain chance to grow from there, and they will also run out during the period that has not come out.

Withdrawal is withdrawn, but what is still coming will still come.

But Mr. Iron Man doesn't want to see any mirrors in the room at present. The big stuffy head on the tip of his nose makes his whole nose sore and sore. He often bursts into tears suddenly, and he can see it on his nose just by looking at it. This huge bubble.

This is really maddening.

The swollen head on Tony's nose is the same as that of a kitten or dog stung by a bee.There was simply no way to look at this handsome face.

Yuli slept soundly here, while Tony slept aggrievedly all night.

At present, the disinfection and cleaning process of Malibu villas has become a daily routine.It was just a matter of rinsing Yuli in the disinfectant like sliced ​​mutton.

Without the oppression of the Hydra, or temporarily away from the oppression of the Hydra, Yuli has lived a very contented life recently. She has no job, so she makes breakfast for Mr. Iron Man in the morning and then goes to work. You can go back to sleep.

The gymnasium on the second floor, the sauna room and various facilities are free of charge, and there is a swimming pool outside.Yuli's little life is still very good.

Since it is to make Iron Man weak, then she should think about how to be allergic.Mr. Iron Man wears a battle suit when he fights, if his body suddenly itches, he can't scratch it, right...

It's soft when it itches...it's easy to get it when it's soft... Hehehe, this is very good.

Yuri is grinning so badly with a cookie in her mouth, it's pretty darn good.

The whole body is itchy... Then the eczema will be cured. If you have eczema, the itching is unbearable.

Mr. Iron Man, who was doing scientific research in the underground studio, didn't know that the half-assed assistant upstairs had started to play tricks again.

Tony, who had just soldered a circuit board, wiped off the sweat from his forehead, and accidentally touched the two dull spots on his forehead, and immediately grinned in pain.

Suddenly his arm was itchy, but he didn't notice.He scratched a few times casually, but he couldn't stop after scratching. His back was itchy after scratching his arm. He scratched his back while thinking about the problem of the circuit board. He seemed to feel something was wrong while scratching.

But he didn't take it seriously, wondering if he should take a bath, but he didn't know that the new allergy team was ready to set up camp.

At this moment of lunch, Pepper came, and as expected, seeing the big smirk on the tip of his nose, he couldn't stand up straight.Pepper wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and handed him the good acne-removing ointment he bought.

Pepper was sitting opposite him drinking coffee, Yuli was nestling in a chair beside her, sipping cold cocoa, and Tony sat there after eating and asked Pepper some questions.

Hasn't he been disfigured recently, and he is not very familiar with some things in the outside world.Scratching an itch while listening to Pepper.

This is not very beautiful, Pepper looked speechless as Iron Man Tony Stark grinned and grabbed his back and arms... Emma even reached into her pants and grabbed her thigh.

"...Tony..." Pepper took a deep breath. "Did you not take a shower or did you have fleas? Are you an orangutan and have endless meetings and scratching???"

"I don't know what's going on." He grinned and scratched his lower back vigorously, "Suddenly itches so badly, I can't help but scratch."

He raised his arm and Pepper saw a few small red spots on the skin at the front of his elbow, and he seemed to feel that something was wrong.

Grab it and look at the dense red dots and a few red marks on the arm, the red marks mixed with his scratches are particularly eye-catching.

"...Huh? When did this come out?"

"...Tony, are you allergic to something?"

"I can't." He frowned, Yuli lowered her head and hooked the corners of her mouth, this time it was very successful.

"Jarvis, look at what Tony got?"

"...Well, sir." Jarvis sounded a bit embarrassed, "I've already found out."

"What is it?"

"...Yes, it's eczema plus atopic dermatitis."

Tony: ...

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