Allergy Man [Zhongyingmei]

"I heard you remembered everything?" Charles turned the wheelchair around and turned his back to the French windows. "How much do you remember?"

"All the hints have been restored." Yuli's complexion was not very good, and the pain caused by the memory recovery made her uncomfortable.

"You should be resting." Seeing her complexion, Charles couldn't help but say, "Since you have found the hint, don't insist on it."

"But I already know where it is, and I don't know what to do if I procrastinate." She twitched the corner of her mouth, "I want to solve it with peace of mind."

"Your current body does not allow it. After lunch, Hank will check your body. With your current physical fitness, you may not be able to wake up if you try again."

"...Then, then I'll just rest for two days." She puffed her cheeks, "I'm a little too excited to be able to get rid of this distressing thing soon."

"I heard that Wade went to look for you." He smiled, "Well...he asked you to use your ability on him?"

"Well, that's true." She scratched her hair, "Did it bother you?"

"Oh no, I was just worried that Wade would say something..."

"...Those words that were harmonized?"

"That seems to have been said." He was a little helpless, "His character is like this, don't worry about it."

"Well, thank you."

Yuli left Charles' office and went to the kitchen to get some biscuits and pastries and a pot of black tea. Before she was found by Charles, Tony asked her to come back and bring back some snacks.

After thinking about it, she went back to get two nectarines.

The old man was sitting cross-legged on her bed and scrolling through Twitter, taking it for granted.

"Have you taken so much? Can you still eat at noon?" Tony raised his eyebrows, "What does Charles say?"

"He told me to try again after my body recovered." Yuli pushed Tony towards the head of the bed, sat cross-legged at the end of the bed, and put the tray between the two of them, "I have been tired for a long time, and breakfast is not Not full."

She tossed a nectarine to the man, picked up another and opened her mouth to take a bite.

The nectarines were crunchy and juicy, and You Li ate to her heart's content, but she regretted not taking one more.

Tony looked disgusted at her eating, handed her a piece of paper and gave her the untouched nectarine in his hand.

"When are you leaving?" She licked her lips, got out of bed and ran to the bathroom to wash her hands, "Tomorrow?"

"Is that why you want to drive me away?"

"If Steve came to see me, I would be very happy and keep him here." She smirked and drank the red tea, "Oh, this black tea tastes really good."

Tony rolled his eyes, "I didn't expect you to hate me so much."

"That's not true." She picked up a biscuit and stuffed it into her mouth, "You always bully me."

"Miss Elzhen, sir bullied you because..."

"Mute." Tony interrupted Jarvis before he could speak. "You're talking, and I'll delete your system."

Jarvis: ...

Yuli:→_→

"You always bully Jarvis every time he wants to say something." She rolled his eyes at him, "Sooner or later, Jarvis will reveal all your dark history!"

"Jarvis?"

"No, sir." Jarvis quickly expressed his sincerity, otherwise there would be nothing he could do in the future.

"Jarvis, how can you give in to his pain!!!" Yuli patted the back of the man's hand, "I was wrong, I was wrong!!!"

Tony let go of his hand and looked at the flushed face pinched by him, and couldn't help but rub it again, "You Li, you won't be able to marry in the future."

"It has nothing to do with you if you can't get married!" She snorted coldly, and patted a piece of cake into her mouth angrily, "Always bully me!"

"Has Deadpool come to you again?"

"... Yes." She swallowed the black tea in her mouth, with an embarrassed expression on her face. "I opened my eyes and saw him standing in front of my bed and I thought I was scared to death."

Yuli touched her chest, thinking about it now, she was a little scared.

morning.

Deadpool lived in two rooms away from her room, and when he opened his eyes early in the morning, he was possessed. The black and red mask and his voice made Yuli scream in her throat.

When she realized that she was about to scream, wrapped in the quilt, Deadpool quickly covered her mouth with his eyes and moved close to her.

Yuli rolled her eyes.

"Oh cutie," the tip of his nose was about to stick to hers, "Your ability is really interesting, can you try it for me?"

"Some new tricks make me happy! I can accept any [beep], [beep], [beep beep] allergies~"

……

This memory was so beautiful that the girl couldn't help but flinch.

"And you showed him?"

"...I quickly dumped an ability to him. If I don't dump it, I will be suffocated to death by him." She patted her chest, thinking about it now, she still has lingering fears.

"I'm curious what he's going to do now."

"...I'm also a little curious."

After all, the ability yesterday afternoon was so amazing that Tony couldn't help but wonder if that guy cut the J [beep] all night by himself.

If Deadpool knew that he thought so, he would probably feel a little regretful.

He can't wait to grow his head back so he can see the scene of cutting hemorrhoids :).

The picture is too beautiful, let's harmonize it.

Otherwise, it will be hot on the eyes.

However, these two guys were very curious, they glanced at each other and got out of bed to find out.

At present, only Youli and Tony are in the staff dormitory, and Deadpool seems to be staying here as well.

All the other teachers are out of class and not in the dormitory.

Before the two of them reached the door, they heard Deadpool's unique exclamation.

"Beriberi! It's athlete's foot!" Deadpool exclaimed, "I'm allergic to my thighs too!"

"J[beep] a penis [beep] has grown again! I thought it wouldn't grow again after cutting it! Bag‖=‖skin‖=‖too‖=‖Long will also cause allergies?!"

"Wow! I have pimples on my face!!!"

"What else hasn't come?!"

Tony: ...

Yuri: ...

The man pointed at the door with a puzzled face, his voice was very soft. "Is he sick?"

Tony looked skeptical about life.

Of course, Yuli is not much better.

It was the first time I saw someone ask her to use her ability to ask for allergies.

"...It seems so." Yuli swallowed, "It seems that she is not seriously ill."

"He doesn't look very satisfied. I guess he will come to you tomorrow morning."

"...how do I feel...he will wake me up in the middle of the night."

"...When you say that, I also think... yes."

Yuli: "Oh."

The two of them went back to Yuli's room, she took out the tray and planned to send it to the kitchen, she opened a glass of soda and leaned against the bar, "Well...we won't have lunch, we can discuss it in the afternoon."

"It's really hard to hear that from your mouth." Tony complained about her, "Are you going to check it out in a while?"

"Correct."

"Oh."

……

"Is there something wrong with my leg cramping these days?"

"It's just too tired." Hank looked at the list and concluded. "I'm taking a CT scan for you, go lie down."

"Ah."

The brain CT examination was no different from the previous one, except that the girl fell asleep in just a few minutes.

After all, the treatment room is a bit cold, if left alone, this girl will definitely catch a cold and have a fever.

"Is it okay for her to sleep like this all the time?"

"It's just because of physical reasons, Mr. Stark." Hank handed the medical examination form to Tony, "Miss Elgin is different from us, she is just an ordinary person, before she is seriously injured and has not completely recovered, she has a lot of blood. Using the ability and trying to get into your own brain is very draining."

"As long as you rest well, it's not a big problem, is it?"

"That's true, Mr. Stark, you can rest assured."

"Did you hear that? Old Popsicle." Tony glanced at his watch and drew an interface, it was Steve.

'Well, it's fine. ' He breathed a sigh of relief, and then there was the sound of a wooden warehouse, and he hid behind a tree. 'We set off early, you can bring her here after she gets in touch with the hint. '

"Wait. You didn't take me with you?"

'It's just a small stronghold, don't bother you, we can solve it ourselves. '

"..."

'Bring Yuli a treat for me, then goodbye. '

Tony still tried to say something but was hung up, he gritted his teeth angrily.

"Damn."

He walked over and tore off Yuli's coat and handed it to Hank, and gently picked up the girl himself.

"It's lighter again."

"Miss Elzhen hasn't eaten much these days, she probably misses you, and she doesn't quite get used to this place."

Hearing what Hank said, Tony's complexion improved somewhat. He said goodbye to Hank and carried Yuli back to her room.

When passing Deadpool's room on the road.

As expected, I heard his exclamation.

"Oh my god! I have prickly heat on my chest! Is it because I [beep] are too big?!"

Tony: ...

"There is also prickly heat in the groin! It seems that my buttocks are quite warped!"

There were also two crisp slaps from inside.

"Oh? Will prickly heat grow on the hemorrhoids on the fart [beep]? It's a pity that I can't see it."

"It would be nice if the head was in the back."

Tony: ...

He didn't know what to say to calm the shock, so he had to take the girl back to the room first, guessing that Yuli might be frightened these days.

After all, Mr. Deadpool's curiosity has not been satisfied.

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