Allergy Man [Zhongyingmei]

Cloth allergies can be tough.

Tony's allergy this time was much worse than Steve's.

The most important thing is that Steve returned to Washington DC within a short period of time. Yuli was forcibly detained here by Hydra, and the ability to unconsciously radiate basically radiated to Tony.

You mean Dr. Banner?

He is fighting wits with onychomycosis.

He first went back to his room and took a shower, and there were red marks on his body where he touched his clothes, but the funny thing was that his pants were made of pure cotton, which created an embarrassing situation.

The skin on the fat side is still white and tender, but the side where the shorts are worn is terribly red.

It was as if Superman was wearing white trousers.

Of course, only Jarvis knew about this kind of thing.

"Old Jia." He sat on the toilet with a 'thinking' look, "When will the clothes arrive?"

"At least it will take a while, but the pants are not completely made of pure cotton."

"Then... I can't just wear..." He sighed, only wanting to scold the Kirita people in his heart.

Kirita people: We can't afford this blame.

"The best way is to..."

"What is it?"

"..."

"Jarvis!"

"Sir, the best way is..." Jarvis hesitated, "wear a skirt."

Tony: ...

Tony: "... What kind of good idea is this?!"

"But the cotton pants are only sweatpants and not many are made of 100% cotton. The same is true for shorts. The only best way is a skirt."

"So that's why you asked me to borrow a dress from that chick?!"

"...I can order you a new one, too."

"...Stop talking, let me be quiet for a while."

Tony has a severe headache. He is a majestic man, but he is going to be reduced to wearing a skirt?Isn't this bullshit? !

His fame has been ruined by the damn Kirita!

Kirita: No, no, don't blame us, we can't afford it.

"Mr. Stark?" Yuri knocked on the door several times, "Mr. Stark, are you there? Dr. Banner asked you to come to the studio and said that there is something new, Mr. Stark, are you here?" Did you hear that? Mister Stark!!!"

"Jarvis, get her out."

"Ok sir."

Yuli knocked on the door several times but did not see this guy open the door. It is indeed something wrong to be bored in the room and not come out even though she is not taking a nap. She planned to go in directly but was stopped by Jarvis.

"Miss Stray, sir...he's not feeling well, I'll tell Dr. Banner later."

"Oh, okay." She didn't think about it at all, Stark returned to the room, and the whole living room was hers!

She put a quilt on her stomach, leaned on the soft cushion and stuffed snacks into her mouth, staring intently at the floating screen, occasionally laughing because of the TV content.

Until Banner anxiously went to Stark's room.

She just felt something was wrong.

But she didn't come close, and after a while she would almost know what happened.

She was concentrating on watching TV, but when she heard the burst of laughter from Stark's room, she lost the slightest "desire" to watch TV.

So curious.

She turned her head and stared at the door of Stark's room. After 2 minutes, the laughter in the room still hasn't stopped. What's going on?

After hesitating for a while, she still went to Stark's room, but the bathroom door was closed tightly, and Banner sat on the bed laughing and tears came out.

"Doctor?" Her voice was full of doubts, "Doctor, what's wrong with you? Why are you laughing like this?"

"Miss Stray hahahahahahahaha!" He wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Tony, he hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"You can't tell her!!!" Tony's heart-piercing roar came from the bathroom, which made Youli even more curious.She blinked, hesitated and moved towards the bathroom door, but was stopped by Jarvis before opening the door.

"Miss Poshtley." Banner suppressed a smile, "Do you have a pure cotton skirt?"

Hearing him ask You Li like this made her even more puzzled.

"Yes, what do you want?" She blinked, "I have a full skirt and a half skirt, do you want to use them?"

"Yes." He coughed lightly, because the expression on his face with a suppressed smile was particularly rich, "Can you lend it to me?"

"Okay." She frowned. "But what are you doing with this?"

"There's one poor guy with no clothes, you're the only woman in the building with that."

"oh oh."

She thought they had rescued some suffering woman, and came to borrow one from her without any clothes. "Underwear and trousers?"

"This is unnecessary."

"Then wait for me to get it." The moment she turned to leave and closed the door, she shuddered when she heard the burst of laughter.

"...What the hell is going on?" She mumbled back to her room to look through the skirts, and picked out two, one was a white full-length skirt and the other was a white half-length skirt, and Yuli wore a shirt on top of the half-length skirt.

Three to five minutes after she handed it in, another burst of laughter made her whole body messy.

She went in this time, and she understood why Banner was laughing so hard that he was about to die.

It's not some woman who wants to wear her dress, it's a displeased Mr Stark.

A half-length cotton skirt that reaches down to the calf, and the outer layer is still wearing a hollow out ‖lace‖silk‖flower‖ edge, plus Mr. Stark's buttocks... It's quite interesting without looking at the upper body .

It's kind of funny with the upper body though.

Stark only had cotton racerbacks, and they were black.

A certain man wearing a black racerback vest, the exposed skin on his body is still red and swollen, and the white cotton gauze skirt with a waist...

Yuli froze in place as if struck by lightning.

This is so...

So exciting!

Mr. Stark, are you still a bigwig in women's clothing? !

She spit out these words unconsciously, and successfully saw the faces of the delicate piggy old man and the big guy in women's clothes turn black instantly.

Banner was about to die from laughing, and Yuli reacted and joined the ranks of dying.

"If you look for it again... I'll throw you two out!!!"

Stark's face was flushed with anger, and his caramel-colored eyes were watery. With his now much younger face, he seemed like a shy little girl.

But the two couldn't stop laughing seeing him like this, Yuli's legs were weak from laughing, and she fell to the ground, Banner didn't get up from the ground at all.

Stark, who was ashamed and angry, went straight into the bathroom, leaving only the two laughing lunatics outside laughing wildly.

"Oh, no, no, haha, my stomach hurts from laughing." Yuli wiped away her tears and struggled to get up from the ground, and sat down on Stark's bed. She reached out to grab Banner.

The man couldn't help laughing either, he got up from the ground with Yuli's strength, sat on the bed, and the two of them looked at each other.

Then burst out laughing at the same time.

After all, Iron Man, the big man in women's clothing, is rare.

Yuli felt a little pity. If Steve had been like this back then, with his "breast" size, it would look good in her fat cotton dress.

"You think so too?" Banner raised his eyebrows, he grabbed a piece of paper and handed it to Yuli, letting her wipe away the tears from the corners of her eyes, "I also feel sorry now."

"Hey hey." She smiled wretchedly, "I think if the "media" knows about it, Mr. Stark will definitely be in the headlines."

"Yes."

"Mr. Stark, come out." Yuli squatted at the door of the bathroom, "The bathroom smells so bad."

"Shut up and get out."

"Mr. Stark, the bathroom is too humid, what if your eczema reappears?"

Stark: ...

Yuli opened her eyes and made up nonsense, "Think about it, if eczema and fabric allergy come together, my pure cotton skirt can't save you, then you're going to die."

Stark: ...

Stark: "...you go out first."

"Good good."

Tony let out a long breath when he heard the door closing. He stood in front of the large mirror in the bathroom, looking at himself in a white gauze dress.

Very heartbroken.

If he had the chance, he would definitely beat Loki and the Kirita to death.

If it weren't for them, could cosmic rays have reached him? !

Rocky: Nothing to do with me.

Kirita people: We have said that we cannot afford to take the blame! !

Yuli and Banner had been waiting for him to come out on the sofa, and it took a long time for Tony to pluck up the courage to come out of the room.

The man turned his eyes away, with an obviously arrogant look, long eyelashes and big eyes, and a well-maintained face that has been well-maintained recently and matched with this skirt on him...

It's almost like a man screams when he sees it.

You Li blushed and patted her chest, and secretly took a few photos of evil evidence with her mobile phone. This is simply the dark history of Iron Man! ! !

She set up a secret photo album on her mobile phone, and the name of the photo album is .

【Women's clothing boss】

"Well... it's actually quite suitable." Banner said, his eyes were not on his face, "If you were wearing that pure cotton shirt from Starley, it would be even more perfect."

"Big man, do you think life is too good?" Tony smiled, and he looked like a little angel with this skirt, "Why don't we talk about life?"

"No no no."

Yuli has been squatting behind the sofa and laughing, just secretly took a photo of Tony smiling like a pure little angel, and sent it to Pepper along with the previous photo.

Soon the video call came over there.

Jarvis basically answered subconsciously, and Tony didn't even have time to stop him.

In an instant.

The only sounds in the living room were Pepper's laughter and Iron Man's roar.

Well... It seems that staying in this building is not a bit of fun, hehehe.

Yuli silently kept the photo of Tony's angry expression.

This black history will be used to stimulate him later, hahaha.

The author has something to say: The second update is here! ! ! !