Allergy Man [Zhongyingmei]

"Tony, let's get a divorce."

Just this sentence woke Tony up from his dream. He was sweating profusely and struggled to sit up, covering his forehead with his big hands, panting heavily.

The room was pitch black, only the ticking of the clock could be heard, and the sleeping girl who was carrying him on her back was not awakened by him sitting up suddenly.

Tony sat blankly for a while before turning his head and looking at the small alarm clock on the bedside table, it was only one o'clock.

Close your eyes and still remember Yuri's expression in the dream.

Desperation‖=‖Love and disgust, Pink Lips resolutely spit out that she wanted a divorce.

The two children behind him were crying, which made his heart ache.

Lie down again but can't sleep anymore.

The scene in the dream was so real that he almost confused it with reality.

He moved around and finally woke Yuli up.

Youli sat up in a daze, rubbed her eyes and asked him what's wrong.

Tony shook his head and hugged her tightly into his arms, "I want to hold you to sleep."

"Don't you hug me to sleep every day?" Yuli muttered and lay on his chest, hugged him, and patted his back like a child, "Okay, okay, go to sleep."

Yuli was so sleepy that she didn't have the energy to think about what happened to him, so she hugged him so that his head rested on her chest, and patted his back lightly.

I don't know how long it took before he fell into a drowsy sleep, and when he woke up, Yuli was no longer in his arms.

Tony was startled, and hurriedly pulled the bathrobe on the side and ran out, Yuli was making breakfast.

It's just the two of them at home these days.

The two children were picked up by Steve, and it is estimated that they will stay with him for about a month.

"What are you doing?" Yuli turned her head when she heard the sound and saw the disheveled Tony, "Why don't you get dressed?"

Tony didn't have time to reply her, strode over and hugged her body fiercely, Yuli looked puzzled, raised her arms and hugged him back, "What's wrong?"

"I... had a nightmare." Tony said in a muffled voice, "Um..."

"Can we talk after dinner?" You Li patted his back and kissed him on the face, "I'm hungry."

"it is good."

Tony went back to his room to wash up briefly, changed into casual clothes before coming down to eat breakfast, Eggs Benedict made by Yuli.

"Why don't you eat it?" Yuli tilted her head and looked at him, "Does it taste bad?"

Tony shook his head, cut off a piece and put it in his mouth, his thoughts slipped away along with the yolk of the candied egg.

"You said you dreamed that I was going to divorce you?" Yuli stared at him with rounded eyes, they both sat cross-legged on the big bed, it was cloudy and cold today, Yuli planned to spend the whole day in bed It's better.

"Yes." His big hand held Yuli's small hand tightly, "It's also on a cloudy day, and I also eat Eggs Benedict for breakfast."

"Pfft." Yuli chuckled, crawled over and hugged him in her arms, running her slender fingers through his hair‖=‖inserting‖=‖, "You yourself said that dreams are opposite to reality , why are you afraid of this?"

"I'm just afraid." He muttered, hugging Yuli tightly, "You are leaving here with two children, I was so frightened by your words that my hands and feet were cold."

"Let me touch you, are you still cold?" She stretched out her small hand to touch it, but before she touched it, Tony grabbed it and stuffed it into his chest.

"It's frightening here." Tony touched his chest aggrievedly, "What do you think should be done?"

"Hmm... do you want to be cooler or warmer?" Yuli hesitated and said, "Do you want to hear me say that you are divorced or... woo woo woo..."

"How could you do this!" Tony covered her mouth, extremely aggrieved.

"Let go!" Pushing him away, Yuli took a deep breath, "Listen to me. I mean, do you want to hear me say, I love you."

"I want to." He lowered his head and kissed her cheek, "I want to hear it."

"Then let me tell you." She cupped Tony's face, "I love you."

"Say it again."

"I love you."

"Again..."

"If you talk nonsense, you will get a divorce."

Tony:QAQ

Seeing his aggrieved face, Yuli couldn't help being funny, she hugged him and whispered in his ear.

"I want you." She bit his earlobe, "let me feel you."

The next thing happened naturally, the two of them tumbled for more than 40 minutes before they stopped, Yuli was so tired that she lay in his arms panting slightly.

"Are you still afraid now?" She muttered softly, and leaned over to kiss his face, "I'm yours now, what are you afraid of?"

"Ah."

"We both have children. I told you when we got married that no one can separate us, except death." She rubbed her waist, "Maybe you are tired of me."

"How could I get tired of you." He turned around and rubbed her waist. "Letting you leave while pregnant was the most regrettable thing in my life."

"At that time, I thought you didn't want me anymore." She couldn't help chuckling when she thought of that time, and then began to complain. "I have been submissive to you for four months. You didn't say a word to me. The only thing you said to me was so serious that I snatched it. If it wasn't for Little Mango being so strong, I would have miscarried a long time ago. "

"Sorry honey."

"To be honest, after you left, I always wanted to abort the child. Dr. Bruce kept telling me at that time that my body did not allow it, and it was dangerous now." She looked up at Tony, her little hand Still subconsciously clutching his stomach, "Until that time, I felt him moving, and I was reluctant to knock him off."

"Your choice was right." He hurriedly kissed her cheek. "Otherwise we wouldn't have such a lovely son."

"Yes." Thinking of how cute and cute Little Mango is, Youli felt extremely comfortable, "I think giving birth to Little Mango is the most correct thing I did in my life."

"Isn't it correct how to marry me?"

"The concept is different." She waved her hand, "When I was pregnant... no, before I planned to give birth to him, my heart was indeed on you, but after I was pregnant with Little Mango and gave birth to him, I Half of my heart was taken by him."

"Then you lost half of your love for me." He rolled his eyes. "After you give birth to Little Strawberry, you won't love me at all."

"Who said that, I reserved a place for you." She smiled slyly, pressing her thumb against her little finger, "Look, I have reserved such a big place for you."

He snorted softly, and his hands became irregular again, "I'm going to collect debts."

"Really." Yuli sighed, and then accepted the man's proposal‖=‖love.

Even if Yuli said so, Tony still felt uneasy.

It was that nightmare again.

He got up to wipe off the cold sweat, turned around and put his arms around the woman beside him, buried his head in her chest, and let Yuli hug him. The woman fell asleep in a daze, but she continued to sleep with her arms around him.

He has had this dream several times, and he feels very guilty. Even though he keeps comforting himself, he still feels uneasy.

Soon, his anxiety changed.

Early one morning, the breakfast was still the familiar Eggs Benedict.

Yuli's complexion has been bad since she woke up in the morning, she has no expression, and she doesn't speak.

Seeing her like this, Tony couldn't say anything, but what he didn't expect was that after the meal, Yuli was just like in the dream, with utter love and disgust, and pink lips uttered those two words that scared him.

"divorce."

It took him a long time to find his voice.

"why?"

"I'm not interested in you anymore." Yuli took a sip of coffee calmly, her face expressionless. "Life is too peaceful, without much excitement."

"But before you..." He took a deep breath, "You obviously didn't say that before."

"I think you should be happy that I said divorce, you can continue to change girlfriends." She chuckled, "There are all types, why follow me."

"But... Lily, don't you love me?"

"What do you think?" She put down the coffee cup and met Tony's pupils, his eyes were painful. "Do you think I still love you?"

"Love... right."

She sneered and leaned on the sofa, "I'm really confident."

"So you insist on divorcing me." He thought for a while, "son, what about the child? They are still so young."

"It's up to me, as long as you pay the child support on time every month, the child sees you twice a week, oh, maybe you are too busy to see the child."

He sat down on the sofa, thinking about it with his head down, completely ignoring the smirk on the woman opposite him.

"Then when are we going to go through the formalities?"

"...I do not agree to divorce..."

"what?"

"I still love you, I agree to divorce."

"Puff, hahahahahahahahaha." Tony looked at the woman who suddenly laughed and lay down on the sofa in puzzlement. Tears came out of her laughter. She pointed at Tony's face and couldn't utter a word. Keep laughing.

Tony had no idea what was going on until the woman spat out a word.

"Happy April Fool's Day hahahahahahahahaha."

Tony: ...

Gritting his teeth angrily, he walked over and held You Li down, saying every word. "You are dead, you must be dead."

"It's because you don't remember what day it is today!!"

"Then you can't use this as a joke!"

Seeing that Tony was really angry, she felt that the joke was too big, Yuli leaned over and hugged him, submissive.

"I was wrong. I shouldn't have made such a joke. Don't be angry."

"..."

"I'm yours for the rest of my life. I can't live without you." She got into his arms and raised her head to kiss his lips. "Really, I swear, don't be angry."

"You have to make it up." Tony said suddenly, Yuli immediately felt something was wrong, and there was something hard underneath her against her, "You have to make it up to my satisfaction."

"Wait... Hey woo woo..."

The author has something to say: Everyone, Happy April Fool's Day hahahahahahahahaha