The host is a slime [Quick Transmigration]

Ohm chose Jinjila and didn't really expect her to make the potion he wanted. After all, he didn't know what level of pharmacists would be needed to make it if he could achieve the effect he wanted.

He wanted to use lady's help to learn about the basic principles of medicine in this world. At that time, with lady's data-oriented analysis, coupled with his previous knowledge of pharmacology, he might be able to achieve the desired results.

Of course, it would be better if Chinchilla could do it directly.

However, what Ohm never expected was that Jinjila finally made his ideal corrosive potion, but it was not made of potion materials, but... a kitchen?

In fact, Ohm has also heard of the existence of "kitchen killers", and knows that some people are born with insensitive cooking skills, so he doesn't think there is any discrimination against poor cooking skills at all.

In addition, the food culture in this world is not very developed, so he didn't have any expectations for Jinjila's cooking skills.

Therefore, when Jinjila was eager to try and said that he wanted to try and learn two basic cooking skills to feed little Eddie, Ohm agreed without hesitation-he didn't have the idea of ​​cherishing his own broom at all.

It's just that he doesn't know that because Jinjila is a rabbit orc, he eats all kinds of raw vegetables and fruits on weekdays. As for little Eddie, because he is too young, he can't eat too many complicated dishes. She only needs to throw the meat into the pot to cook the soup, and pay attention to the fact that the fire will not extinguish the soup and it will not dry out.

In other words, she didn't expect her cooking skills to be so dark.

Although it wouldn't be "earth-shattering" like frying pans and frying kitchens, the plates of black, purple and purple things exuding a strange and pungent smell, even Jinjila himself could not call it "food" without conscience.

However, when Jinjila was ashamed and angrily dismissing the failed work, Ohm noticed sharply that the plate of horse bread that was in full bloom had been melted with a hole in it!

Ah, the crowd looks for him thousands of Baidu!Isn't this a corrosive existence!And it's all made of ingredients, so it's not more poisonous than those medicinal materials such as spider legs and scorpion tail thorns, right?

Chinchilla: No, I actually don't want this kind of sudden "success"!

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Thanks to the social ethos of this era where subordinates absolutely obey their superiors, although Jack and the others don’t know why they spare no effort to collect all kinds of dead branches, dead leaves and weeds, since it is the orders of the masters, they are very honest. , no one cheated and played tricks.

It is precisely because of this hard work and simplicity that in just one week, a small "garbage mountain" has been piled up outside almost every farmer's house, like the kind that Jack's family and three children usually help out. bigger and higher.

This is when the weather is gradually getting hotter, and there is a lot of wind. The sun is blowing, and it is really hard to breathe.No matter how poor they are, they won't live with garbage day and night!

But this was the order of the lords, they didn't dare to make any protests, they just silently prayed to the gods to end this kind of life as soon as possible.

I don't know if the gods heard their prayers. This afternoon, Liya was looking at the "garbage dump" outside the house and sighing, when she saw her husband running back with sweat profusely: "Liya! Liya! "

"What's the matter, Jack? You came back a little early today, I haven't prepared dinner yet... Ah, why did you run into the house!" Liya stared blankly at her husband's furry big hands that were covered with a lot of mud. I stepped into the room directly, and the whole person screamed, "It took me a long time to clean the house! Didn't you say to wash your feet first when you come back!"

Because there are many children in the family, it is unavoidable that it is not easy to keep the house clean and tidy. Others have many children like them, and they are so dirty that they cannot be seen.Because Liya is still doing starching and mending work, she will use the afterglow of the setting sun to clean their thatched house every day.

But this is not an easy job, so seeing Jack destroy the fruits of her hard work all of a sudden, she is really angry.

She threw the broom angrily, and was about to talk to her husband, but she was interrupted by Jack who jumped out of the house just two steps away: "Leah, the few dollars at home Where's the furoshiki?"

After getting angry, Liya replied subconsciously: "I washed it..."

Oh, I see, let's hang it in the old place!

Jack nodded, and then blew it away like a whirlwind, and took back the few pieces of cloth that were still wet, and then spread them directly on the ground, and began to pile up the "garbage mountain" on it.

"What's wrong with you!" Liya was completely confused by Jack's operations, especially when she saw that the furoki she had finally washed was stained with dirty things, she was no longer A little angry, but very angry.

But immediately, Jack's next sentence dispelled all her anger: "My sweetheart, Leah, the village chief said that the lord just issued an order to send these at home, and they can be exchanged for the corresponding flour beans according to their weight. face!"

Liya... Liya was stunned for a moment, then let out a short exclamation, and then took off the patched apron on her body without hesitation!

Jack: "What are you doing?"

At this moment, Liya has changed from her aggressive appearance just now, but she has changed into another kind of high-spirited attitude: "How much can you hold in these pieces of burden cloth? I'll look for what can be packed at home, let's go early It’s better to get things in exchange for moving there sooner! I’m not going to lose them in the future!”

Feeling that her analysis was correct, Liya didn't think the pile of things was dirty and smelly, but just thought it was very cute and cute!Not only that, she also yelled loudly that the three children who were looking for wild vegetables and collecting firewood nearby came back, everyone can work together so fast!

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The villagers don't care why the lord ordered them to collect these rags, and they don't care what the use of gathering these rags is now. They only care about what they can see with their eyes and the real benefits they can get in their hands.

So when they found that there were not only oatmeal, bean noodles, but also meat, almost everyone couldn't keep calm!

If it weren't for the two knights with spears on horseback standing next to the three oxen laden with food, and the village chief to help maintain order, the scene would have become chaotic immediately.

What kind of fairy lord is this!It's not a year or a festival, but they actually give meat to farmers like them!Although it's just some hooves and bones, it's enough to make them feel grateful!

Even so, there are still not many villagers who choose to exchange meat, only a few sporadic ones-after all, meat is expensive, and the meat of the same value can only be eaten for one meal, but they can eat oats or bean noodles for many days up!

None of the villagers who are struggling on the food and clothing line will tighten their belts and starve for the next few days for the sake of a temporary appetite.

Jack is one of the rare people who has a little bit of meat replaced—one is because his family's "grades" are not bad, and the other is his two sons and daughters who look sallow and emaciated. They have never smelled meat when they grow up. , the old father really couldn't bear it, so he gritted his teeth and exchanged for a piece the size of a palm.

As a thrifty housewife, Liya has already planned how to eat this piece of meat - first remove all the meat and dry it, then the bones can be used to cook soup, which should last for a week, and then break the bones Continue to cook... When you're done eating, slowly cut the meat into small pieces each time to make porridge...

In this way, you can still live a long time eating meat!

Ah, how good the new lord is!

Jack is one of the few who still has a clear head, and he has a good relationship with the village chief, so he boldly stepped forward and asked: "The village chief, the lord, he collects these pickled things... What's the use for it?" He really couldn't imagine that the lord who lived in the castle would have anything to do with these dirty things.

"Of course it is used as fertilizer." It was not the village chief who spoke, but one of the relatively young knights. I saw that he picked his nose and wrapped it in a cloth at some point, and then carried the meat from the other end. He took a jar from the cow, and then walked to the deep pit where a lot of dead branches and leaves had been dumped, and unplugged the jar.

In an instant, an unimaginable pungent smell made Jack, who was close, turn pale subconsciously, and then he saw the young knight trot and sprinkle the contents of the jar evenly into the pit, followed by the sizzle. The sound of lah, everything in the pit gradually dissolved, and after about half an hour, it turned into a cloudy viscous liquid.

Whether it was those who hadn’t had time to leave or those who stayed to watch the fun out of curiosity, seeing this scene, they were all warring and froze in place: "This, what kind of scary thing is this!"

"It's not something scary, it's fertilizer!" Although it was the first time the village chief saw it, he had already learned about it from the knights before, and he couldn't be timid in front of the villagers, so he cleared his throat Popular science for the villagers: "In the past, we had to pour manure when we planted crops! But each of us has only a few people, how can there be enough? So our lord lord showed mercy and came up with a new method of making fertilizer! "

People in this era already have the concept of fertilization, but because of the absolute control of the lord, manure like cattle, sheep and pigs is provided to the lord's private farm. "production" fertilizer, but because of the small quantity, it is basically a drop in the bucket.

Therefore, when they heard the words of the village chief, almost everyone showed expressions of gratitude, and some emotionally moved tears.

As for why the Lord Lord chose to use this method instead of directly distributing the feces of cattle, sheep and pigs to them, there was no such question in their heads at all-the Lord Lord should be grateful for providing them with convenience, how dare he push an inch? !

Although Andrew was not very satisfied with letting Feitelie witness the composting process, he couldn't help but stroked his beard and nodded in satisfaction as the farmers' praise was conveyed through the crystal ball monitored in the castle—— In vain, the lord distributed a large part of his rations.Alas, speaking of this, he might as well go back and hunt some more prey.

As soon as this idea came to mind, a tall and strong farmer stood up in the crystal ball: "The village chief, knights, do you mean that we can also use this fertilizer?"

The village head snorted: "That's natural! Otherwise, why did you ask you to collect as many of those things as possible!"

Unexpectedly, when Jack heard it, he immediately fell to his knees with a "plop": "If this is the case, then we shouldn't accept the Lord's gift!"

Ohm and Fetley, who saw this scene through the crystal ball, looked at each other: Huh?

The other villagers over there also said in twos and threes: "Yes, yes, the lord has only been here for two months, and he has chosen the seeds for us and arranged for us to fertilize. It is really merciful! We did nothing for us. It's really shameless to accept the contribution of the lord!" Compared with him, the previous lords are really scum!Although it is disrespectful to think so, almost everyone has one thought in their hearts at the moment-thanks to the gods for being so enlightened that the former lord was eaten by a big bear!