The host is a slime [Quick Transmigration]

The sorceress felt that she was full of grievances, but unfortunately she couldn't open her mouth now, she couldn't even hum, and she was anxious and afraid.

But what did they say just now?Their son said that he would not marry a shady marriage?Isn't their son dead?

Ohm heard the words and looked up at the male ghost. I don't know if it was because he saw his family members, or because he was used to seeing it. The male ghost with incomplete facial parts looked a bit serious, but he met Ohm. When he looked at him, he was shocked——Mom, what kind of terrible guy is this? He beats the living and the dead together!

The male ghost's mother didn't mind her son's shabby appearance with missing arms and legs at all, instead she dragged him to tears, she was definitely her own son.

He was too lazy to pay attention to the group of so-called relatives who were greedy for profit, and the male ghost's parents didn't listen to Ohm's accusation against the witch. He thoughtfully touched the red rope around his neck—was it his illusion?The jade pendant seemed to flash a red light just now?

Among the jade pendants, Xiao punished the man who was weak and weak after a while: "..." He was about to marry another male ghost just now, and touched me again.

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For Ohm, those relatives who were originally identities were not a problem, and they could be resolved in a few clicks. However, when he left the mansion of the male ghost, there were two more "tails" behind him.

At this time, midnight was past, and it was almost four o'clock in the morning. Ohm returned to the original house and looked at a person and a ghost on the left and right: "Say first, what are you doing with me? Our shady marriage ceremony Don’t count, I think a consensus has been reached, right?”

The male ghost trembled: "Yes, I was stunned, but I didn't do it for this." He paused, and seeing that Ohm didn't look impatient, he tried to straighten his tongue, " The main reason is that I didn't expect that I would wake up one day after I died, but I know that people and ghosts have different paths, and I don't want to stay with the old man to affect their health, so I want to ask There is no other way... let me not stay in the world?"

Ohm thought for a while: "For this kind of thing, the person who tied the bell needs to be untied. I can't wake up the ghost, but I can try to see if the ghost can be killed...Okay, okay, I'm joking."

The male ghost shaking into a sieve: I see that your expression is very serious!

Ohm looked at the witch: "I think that since the witch woke you up, she should also know how to let you rest in peace."

The sorceress who was named was shocked. Although she was open to money, she was not so evil. Since it was impossible for this shady marriage to continue, she didn't have to fight to the end, and she thought she was going to be called out. The compensation was also because the existence of the male ghost did not make her feel too heartbroken, so she actually didn't mind giving him a ride when faced with the male ghost's request.

But the key is... If she wants to do the Dharma, she has to chant the mantra!She hasn't reached the level where she can cast spells with just one look and one thought.

Unfortunately, she still can't open her mouth!

"Oh, yes, I forgot that you can't speak now," Ohm saw her anxiously gesticulating, "Let her speak, anyway, she can't beat me."

The sorceress was in anxiety, and she didn't realize that Ohm's words seemed to be discussing with others. She only knew that after Ohm's voice fell, her mouth could be opened at once: "I..." The sorceress opened it blankly. Mouth, like a toad, "I can talk!"

But the ecstasy is the ecstasy, the sorceress is still very winking, and dare not be a demon again: "Old woman, I will send him to the place where he should go now."

"Wait," just when the witch was about to start shaking, Ohm interrupted her again.

Seeing that a person and a ghost were all looking over, Ohm made a fist with one hand and approached his lips to cover up and cleared his throat: "Cough, I want to know, what does this person's ghost look like when it dies, after becoming a ghost?" Just keep it like that?"

The sorceress nodded first, then shook her head: "Most of them look like this."

Ohm frowned: "Most?"

The sorceress carefully looked at Ohm's face: "I don't know what is so special about the appearance of the ghost you saw?"

Ohm raised his eyebrows—hey, this witch's mind is very fast, no wonder she can be a witch: "Only the upper body."

The man in the jade pendant: ...

The sorcerer pondered for a while: "The situation you mentioned happens to be outside the majority—this situation can be divided into two types. One is that there is only the upper body left before death, such as being cut in half... the other is, It is the soul out of the body, because it is not considered a real death, so the soul of the half-life and half-dead will only be divided into two halves."

Hearing this, Ohm's pupils shrank suddenly.

At the same time, the jade pendant on his chest suddenly became icy cold.

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At dusk, the Wu family compound was full of people, from old to young, as long as they could breathe, no one would leave.

As the eldest, the old man of the Wu family was solemn and solemn at the moment, and lit three sticks of incense one meter high and the thickness of an arm towards the west, and then poured eighteen bowls full of liquor, talking to himself while pouring, greeting many lonely souls The wild ghosts drank with him: "Big-headed ghosts, small-headed ghosts, hanged ghosts, drowned ghosts, bent dead ghosts, unjust dead ghosts... Come, come, drink, drink!"

This incomparably weird behavior, coupled with the dark and gloomy coffin placed in the middle of the hall, not to mention the horror that made all the women in the family look pale, and even the men looked ashen - because they clearly See, every time the old man pronounced a name, there was a ripple in the wine bowl!

At this time, there is no wind, and there is no dust or leaves, which will cause ripples for no reason, and I know it is not a normal existence!

However, given that the old man is domineering at home on weekdays and keeps his promises, even if the big guys are muttering in their hearts, even if they are timid and want to retreat, they dare not show a little bit of it, and can only act like a Wooden stakes generally stand there motionless.

The sky had turned completely dark at some point, and everyone could no longer see the old man's actions clearly. They could only vaguely hear the old man's non-stop chatter calling for lonely souls and wild ghosts.

Someone with a heart calculated it secretly, and it has been almost an hour since the old man said in the evening, and the old man did not stop during this period of time!

It was July and a half, the midsummer was scorching hot, and the weather was sultry, but everyone's backs were already covered with cold sweat unknowingly.

Seeing that the old man seemed to be talking non-stop, the youngest grandson of the Wu family yawned impatiently, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and when he opened them again, he was in the dark Under the dark sky, I saw a little light.

The child is still young, and he doesn't understand a lot of things, and because he is usually favored by the old man at a young age, he saw the stars in the darkness at this time, his curiosity suddenly arose, and he couldn't help saying: "Mom, look, firefly!"

The child's immature voice was like a thunderclap amidst only the old man of the Wu family's babbling in the background, which woke everyone up from their numbness. In an instant, the lanterns in the yard suddenly lit up!

The mother of the little grandson of the Wu family was so frightened that she almost lost her soul, and subconsciously grabbed her son tightly.

The others didn't have any joy of regaining the light. Instead, their scalps were numb under the pale light-all the family members were standing in this yard, together with the servants and maids, who would light it up? lantern?

Everyone didn't dare to think deeply, and the old man of the Wu family didn't give them time to think too much. His gaze swept over the faces of all the family members and servants. After a long sigh, he stopped inviting the ghosts, and said in a hoarse voice. : "Oh... I dreamed of a black cat squatting beside my bed last night. Today is July and a half. It seems that the days of my old bones are coming to an end. I have enjoyed all the blessings, and I have suffered the offense that should be suffered. It stands to reason that I have no regrets. However, I did a fortune-telling this morning and found that after my death, our Wu family's vitality will be exhausted. The karma will be destroyed overnight, and you will suffer all kinds of sufferings in this world, even if the old man is under the Nine Springs, it will be difficult for him to rest in peace!"

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The old man of the Wu family was originally a Taoist priest, but after being a Taoist priest for more than ten years, he encountered a melee between warlords. Warlords have existed in many dynasties, and basically his Taoist temple collapsed when dynasties changed. , so he also returned to vulgarity by the way and married a wife and had children.

In this world, it is already difficult to live in peace, but Mrs. Wu not only lived well, but also accumulated a lot of wealth in just a few years, becoming a local rich man.

But such a fast accumulation of wealth has also attracted the envy of other people-those bandits and bandits are nothing more than the warlords.

After all, these days, a large amount of money is needed to fight a war, and it is the most convenient for a family like the Wu family who is rich and has no foundation.

Who knew that the warlord had clearly sent invitations to the grand master Wu's banquet, but it was cold the night before.

And it still died on the belly of the woman he robbed that day, so it has nothing to do with anyone else anyway.

These days, there are hundreds of warlords, big and small. There are big warlords who are famous all over the country and have 10,000+ people under their command, and there are also those who gather two to 3000 people and deploy some local guns and knives at random to occupy the territory. The little warlord who is going to attack the Wu family this time is the latter.

It was precisely because he was a small warlord like a wave, so when he died, the random mob gathered under him dispersed at once, and the Wu family also escaped a catastrophe.

It is strange to say that after the death of the little warlord, the Wu family has never encountered other catastrophes, and has been developing smoothly until now.

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Old Mrs. Wu's words are so scary, it is weird in itself to be able to accurately calculate when he will die when he is not sick or in disaster.He's clueless, everyone is at a loss, but no one dares to ask more questions at this time, considering the old man's usual yin and prestige, and his eldest son even bowed to old Mrs. Wu: "Let's Father, you have bothered, it is really unfilial for us to be children and grandchildren."

Mr. Wu was not flattered at all, but his eyes were wide open: "It's good to know that you are not filial! Then you have to do your best and meticulously complete the things I ordered, old man later! Only in this way can I protect myself." The Wu family has been prosperous for generations!"

Unexplainably, the corner of the mouth of the elder of the Wu family who was labeled as "unfilial" twitched, but he was still respectful: "Father, just give orders."

Old Mr. Wu breathed a sigh of relief. He tried not to let his eyes look at the strange image beside the thick-armed incense sticks. He took out a dark statue from his arms with his old wrinkled skin, and everyone struggled to look at it. It turned out to be a carved toad, but what makes people feel strange is that this toad only has three legs?

The toad statue is about the size of the palm of a palm, but it is carved very finely. Not only are there big money and ingots the size of a little finger around the toad, but there are also engraved words on the big money that read "Lucky and rich, Gong Xi Fa Cai, all the best, "Smooth sailing, abundant financial resources, and surplus year after year" are dozens of characters—these characters are not engraved on a big coin, but these 24 characters are engraved on every big coin, and the lines of each character are thinner than a hair. Even thinner.

Combining these, the elder of the Wu family realized that this was not an ordinary statue, but a statue of Jin Chan.

However, what he didn't understand was why the golden toad was not golden, but black, especially the pair of half-closed frog eyes. I don't know if it was a color problem, but it always felt gloomy.