Inhuman World Front Desk Reception

The yang energy was so strong that it covered up everything, even if Xie Qilian stood here, he couldn't immediately find out who was wrong.

"The group of performers who fell down were also very powerful. They were so high, and they turned over beautifully when they landed. They stood up as if nothing happened. They were stunned for a while before they twisted their waists, but they seemed to be completely fine." The photographer sighed, "It's okay It was a blessing in disguise, the director saw the action of her landing on the camera and thought she had a future, so he changed her role..."

The photographers were gossiping half-truths, Xie Qilian and Qin Feng looked at each other, walked past to look for the fallen actress.

Falling from a high altitude, unscathed, and beautiful in action - if this is a fairy tale costume film crew, perhaps there are martial arts actors who can do it, but this is an idol drama, and the vase ensemble actors of idol dramas cannot have this ability.

But Qin Feng silently looked at the phone for a while, then waved his hand: "There's no need to investigate this group performer."

Xie Qilian tilted his head: "What?"

"This actress is indeed not human." Qin Feng turned his phone screen, "It's Hu Yanyan."

"Huh?" Xie Qilian was somewhat surprised.

The crew's official blog immediately released an announcement that the actors were fine, with a picture of Miss Fox sitting on a chair and eating chicken legs in a daze.

Because at the same time, a wave of animations of Hu Yanyan landing lightly and gracefully, a large number of fans of passers-by gathered under this Weibo:

"Wow, such a good-looking young lady is Wu Ti? Unscientific?"

"Where is the martial artist in the urban idol drama? What kind of drama is this? Miss Sister is a fool to watch it, ouch!"

"Does anyone think that the young lady looks like a vixen? A vixen in a positive sense, the look in her eyes that turns her head is really charming! She is prettier than the heroine, wow wow!"

"Hu Yanyan finally realized that dishwashing and MLM are not the most promising high-paying professions in the world." Qin Feng raised his forehead.

After the ghost got married, Deng Qiu'e, the president of Yili Group, still released the ghost documentary she planned to recover the loss. The trailer has been released in the past two days. Next, the memory of the rest of the crew has been modified, thinking that it was done by the villagers, only director Yan and Bai Lianhua remembered that it was true, so this director Yan will also play, adding in front of the trailer A line of words——

"All of the above are real people, real monsters, real ghosts, real events, and real-time shooting!"

After saying this, no one would believe it, and the netizens were full of hahaha.

Among them, Hu Yanyan and Huang Moxian have a lot of shots, and their conflicts because the vixen is hotter than the weasel are also edited into it, which immediately amused the netizens. The whole trailer is full of "hahaha what a plastic fairy sister relationship" , Why are you all in the mobile game, and I'm still stealing chickens!"

The image of Huang Moxian, to be honest, is completely inconsistent with the traditional impression of "Weasel" given to people, but Hu Yanyan is very vixen, with a super good figure and hot make-up. The audience who didn't know it shouted, "This young lady's acting skills are amazing! "

After getting acquainted with Bai Lianhua, Hu Yanyan and Huang Moxian, the two little demons in the countryside, finally realized that the monthly salary of 800 yuan for washing dishes in a black shop...is illegal labor to squeeze the labor of love!

"Huh?" Qin Feng raised his eyebrows, "I don't know if you don't look at—"

On Weibo, there is a trending search. Although it is not high, it is very surprising that no one is deliberately marketing it, and the person involved is not aware of it. This trending search is——

#Rely on the face to exorcise evil spirits#

The accompanying picture is a screenshot of the documentary trailer, where the characters are introduced. There is a handsome guy in black clothes with a stern temperament, and a handsome guy in white clothes with a gentle temperament. The introduction subtitles read "Tianshi No. [-]" and "Tianshi No. [-]" respectively.

The first popular comment:

"Director Yan, do you know why you shot serious idol dramas until you died, but in the end you can only make gimmicks and ghost movies? Just fuck you to subtitle this pretty little brother and set the position for this person, and you deserve it for the rest of your life." Throw to death! Tianshi No. [-], why don’t you go to Tiangong No. [-]?”

At that time, several photographers were called by the ghost official to follow the team of sending off their relatives. They followed the ghost official's mansion. The camera that fell in the corner was very lucky that it was not damaged, and the whole process was filmed conscientiously.

When he brought it back to edit, Director Yan covered his mouth and almost slapped him.So of course I didn't dare to dismantle the official combination of black and white Wuchang, but the priests of Miaolianguan told me not to use Wuchang's identity as a stunt indiscriminately, so Director Yan forced to change the character design. In the whole film, only The duo of celestial masters, Lu Lin and Chu Yu also pretended to be celestial masters, but when they typed the subtitles, they clearly wrote "Plainclothes Daoist", and they resolutely refused to arrange themselves with the group of impermanent bosses.

"No wonder it's so easy for Bai Lianhua to recommend me, a layman, into the crew." Qin Feng hooked his lips.

Not only is it easy, the crew simply took advantage of it!

This trending search for relying on face exorcism is full of scolding director Yan of the documentary.

"Well, two handsome guys, it's obvious from the promotional video that they are still the main force to fight the boss, so you gave me such a perfunctory character name?"

"The company of these two little brothers is poisonous, so I'm looking for this trash documentary for their debut work? I need to know the information of these two little brothers in 3 minutes. The key point is their company address. I have already bought the blades."

"Let me educate passers-by. This documentary is not a real documentary. It's just a real estate developer who dug up an ancient tomb. He had to stop work and was unwilling to lose money. He randomly pulled a variety show under the banner of archaeology. The quality can be imagined. .”

Director Yan was in pain - because the priests of Miaolian Temple told him that those two were the incarnations of Master Wuchang in the world, if you dare to disclose their personal information, Master Wuchang will be disturbed , When you die, you can only go to the animal world to be a flea!

But a judge from the underworld passed by at that time, tilted his head and said, "Hey? We don't arrange reincarnation in the animal world now. Recently, it's the microbial flora. That big mushroom is so beautiful."

Director Yan looked at the comments, and his hair fell all over the floor—it's not that I don't want to publicize the handsome guy, but that if I over-promote, I will be stewed with the chicken into a famous dish in Northeast China in my next life!

The crew of "Urban Crazy Honey" who had never been threatened by the Taoist leader naturally didn't have such concerns. Qin Feng posted a photo of his makeup, and quickly attracted a lot of attention to the crew by taking advantage of the momentum of netizens raving about Director Yan.

@Director-宋菲菲: "Your vision is so good—this is a newcomer who has just been discovered. He has a great temperament, and his figure has been practiced at first glance! I confirmed it when I entered the group to set the makeup——I have eight abdominal muscles!"

"Oh oh oh oh——" netizens exclaimed, "Little brother's clothes are dirty, quickly take them off and I'll help him wash them!"

Xie Qilian's long and narrow eyebrows almost flew into his hair, he lowered his head and rubbed Qin Feng's stomach: "The idol drama crew also checks the actors' abdominal muscles?"

Qin Feng pressed his hand to prevent him from taking it away: "That's a gimmick, of course no one has seen it, and besides, don't you know how much money I have?"

Eight-pack abs is just a meme. In reality, if you really train for eight-pack, the muscles in other parts will also become the size of a bodybuilding competition. Qin Feng is training for combat power and not bodybuilding. Naturally, there is no standard eight-pack. Although it feels good to the touch, it actually has obvious ups and downs when counting carefully.

Xie Qilian poked them one by one, as if the pastry chef was checking the freshly made cakes.

"Don't, don't, don't." Qin Feng shuddered and grabbed his fingers, "It's still bright, it's not the right time."

After finishing speaking, he blinked deliberately: "How about waiting in the middle of the night?"

Xie Qilian raised his hand and punched him on the abdominal muscle, Qin Feng groaned cooperatively, hugged his stomach and pretended to be injured internally.

The crew didn't resume work all morning, and Director Song didn't believe the staff's words—a director who looked like her suddenly asked to hang Wia, and even threw the actor?Doesn't that mean it's haunted?

Not many people saw another director on the set, but after the news spread, it was somewhat disturbing. In addition, the prop team frequently lost things, so more than one person thought of hitting evil.

It’s impossible not to believe it at all, otherwise, why is there always a ceremony like burning incense at the start-up ceremony of the crew? After discussing with Director Song, the assistant felt that whether it was for peace of mind or to really pray for good luck again, please ask the two priests It is feasible to come and do some Buddhist rituals.

So in the afternoon, I invited people back, and the assistant who hired people was also quite funny, saying that the director is a female director, and it would be more effective to hire a female Taoist priest for practice. A female Taoist priest in her 30s, surnamed Ji, who seems to be a practitioner, looked at the jade unicorn with some doubts when he passed by the door, but Xiao Mi's ability to disguise was no less than that of a film king. The Taoist priest looked at it for a long time, but found nothing.

Xie Qilian glanced at him from a distance: "Well, he is a practitioner, probably from Lu Lin's sect."

There were too many people in front, and the yang energy was too strong. The two impermanences who came out with their soul bodies did not squeeze into the crowd of living people, but only observed from a distance.

There was an assistant director in the group who believed deeply, and he claimed to have seen another Song director at the time, so besides finding a regular Taoist priest to pray for blessings, he also found an extra folk celestial master who catches ghosts. He was able to stay on the set, and the celestial master and Taoist priest were arranged to be staggered to avoid embarrassing meetings. However, the celestial master met Qin Feng head-on on the set, and the scene was much more embarrassing than meeting other colleagues.

"Hei...uh, Qin..." Liu Tianshi came down in a cold sweat, opened his mouth and shouted for a long time, not knowing what to call it, Song Dao was so happy, this master opened his mouth and called Hey to say hello, which is quite fashionable .

"This is Xiao Qin, an actor from the crew." Director Song said.

Liu Tianshi opened his mouth, the word "Xiao Qin" was like a reminder, how dare he shout it!

"Hello, Mr. Qin." Liu Tianshi thought quickly, and then directly bowed at ninety degrees.

Song Dao was very surprised: "Master, why are you so polite, do you know each other?"

When Qin Feng raised his eyebrows, Liu Tianshi immediately came back to his senses, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, Mr. Qin... saved me once."

It’s not really appropriate to say that, Qin Feng didn’t care about Tianshi Liu on purpose at the time, he just happened to appear when the zombies attacked Tianshi Liu, and he still took away the chains of his predecessor Hei Wuchang, but that can’t be told to ordinary people, so I want to To explain why he is so respectful can only make up nonsense.

So Director Song was even more surprised: "Why, Xiao Qin, you also know how to exorcise evil spirits?"

Qin Feng said calmly, "Of course not. Don't you know that I used to run a bodyguard company, and there were gangsters who wanted to attack Liu Tianshi. I happened to help him beat the gangsters."

The thugs—comrade zombies at that time were indeed beaten badly. Liu Tianshi nodded hastily: "Yes, that's right."

Director Song didn't take it too seriously: "Haha, it's all because of Director Yan's supernatural movie. I thought you really knew how to order it."

The crew quickly led the master to rest, and Liu Tianshi breathed a sigh of relief and left sweating profusely.

But Qin Feng stood still, looking at Liu Tianshi's back, frowning.

Xie Qilian leaned over: "What?"

"He has a guilty conscience." Qin Feng sharply pointed out, "The footsteps are vain, and the expression is flustered."

Xie Qilian narrowed his eyes and took a look: "I can't tell. He was also nervous last time, after all he scolded you and me last time."

"Last time it was a normal reaction to being frightened, but now I am dodging, my face is pale, and there are small movements of rubbing my hands all the time." Qin Feng said, "I have a pleasant face today, and I am surrounded by ordinary people, but he saw me. Still scared like this—who would be afraid to meet a polite law enforcement officer?"

"If you ask this question, then the answer must be——I have a guilty conscience." Xie Qilian nodded, "Or I am going to have a guilty conscience."