Inhuman World Front Desk Reception

Jiang Shen and Fang Xiaonian were entangled with the arrested evil spirits, fighting to meet Qin Feng, and saw Zhang Xiuhua squatting at Qin Feng's feet, crying like a ghost.

Shi Hongzhi, who was trying to resist arrest just now, immediately imitated the example, squatting on the ground with his head in his arms, and he was very experienced at first glance: "Comrade policeman, I will never smoke again, give it another chance!"

Jiang Shen: "..."

Fang Xiaonian touched the marks on his face scratched by the ghost's claws, and he was completely subdued.

When Zhang Xiuhua saw him, he immediately began to complain loudly: "It's all you! It's you who abducted me to take drugs, causing me to be arrested by the police while I was alive, and even when I was dead, woo woo woo——"

Shi Hongzhi couldn't help but break down like Zhang Xiuhua: "Who knew that the police are so awesome now, he can still arrest him if he dies!"

Jiang Shen: "..."

Fang Xiaonian: "..."

There's a big difference between bad and bad.

Qin Feng is very strict: "I'm just a consultant, and occasionally give them guidance."

After crying for a while, Zhang Xiuhua began to pretend to be pitiful: "Comrade, I know I was wrong. I accept criticism and education."

But Qin Feng didn't speak, Fang Xiaonian snorted: "There is no such punishment as criticism and education in the underworld."

Zhang Xiuhua pointed at Shi Hongzhi: "He is the main drug dealer! I just smoke, he is the main culprit!"

Shi Hongzhi's face was ferocious, and just as he was about to scold back, Qin Feng suddenly spoke, his voice carrying the unique soul power of the ghost, ringing like a bell in the ears of the evil ghost:

"No noise!"

The two ghosts regained their head-embracing postures in an instant, and their legs shook out of the mosaic. Fang Xiaonian gave Qin Feng a thumbs-up in admiration, and then said: "Don't blame each other. In the underworld, taking drugs is a felony, not less serious than drug trafficking."

Zhang Xiuhua was dumbfounded: "Ah? It doesn't make sense!"

Fang Xiaonian: "Haven't you heard of 'If there is no sale, there is no killing'? No one smoked it in the first place, so how could there be human traffickers?"

The causal logic was quite smooth, and Zhang Xiuhua turned pale all of a sudden.

"Don't laugh too early." Fang Xiaonian patted Shi Hongzhi's sallow and green face, "You induce others to suck, it's even heavier."

Qin Feng: "Pay attention to your words and deeds."

Fang Xiaonian pretended to be a tiger: "Pay attention to your words and deeds!"

"What about you!"

Fang Xiaonian shrank his paws: "...I was wrong!"

Shi Hongzhi went to work in the city after graduating from junior high school, not because his family didn't allow him to study, but because he didn't want to study, so he became addicted to drugs, and the more he smoked, the more advanced he became. It developed to the point of selling, raising and smoking, and if the drug dealer was caught, he would be sentenced. So when his family found out, they hurried to find Zhang Xiuhua, a fellow villager, thinking that she would help manage the ignorant children. The willpower is not firm, and they are led astray after going back and forth. The two of them summed up the high risk of drug trafficking, and they didn’t smoke enough by themselves, so they started stealing and conspiring with a counterfeiter to sell copper as fake gold. Jewelry, then trade in the real thing at the counter to sell it.

Fang Xiaonian smacked his lips after reading the case materials: "It's really good, you guys can actually imitate jewelry by hand? You can fucking metal wire drawing and carving? Don't you know this skill is amazing?"

Shi Hongzhi was frightened earlier, and now he is even more at a loss: "Is...very awesome?"

Fang Xiaonian: "On the necessity of education."

The man who made the counterfeit goods is not dead yet, so he is not under the control of the evil spirits, and the two evil spirits were so angry that they said, "Why are we only arrested, and he will also share the spoils! If he hadn't made fake jewelry, where would we have lost the bag?" go?"

Fang Xiaonian felt that he was so poor: "The amount of gold you have is really amazing. It's the first time I've seen kg used as a quantifier of gold. Can you use it to shape a golden body? But, big brother and big sister, people are not dead, they are dead I'll take care of it!"

The two evil spirits turned to Qin Feng together.

Qin Feng took out his notebook: "Tell me, name, age, address, occupation. By the way, your golden body has been sold. Also, how did you deceive the quality inspection of the mall?"

Fang Xiaonian: "..." The difference between the bad and the bad is almost a Mariana Trench! ! !

Entering the underworld again as a ghost, everything will be different.

The building where the entire underworld office is located is indeed an ancient building, but it has been rebuilt to keep pace with the times. It is equipped with electric lights, air conditioners, and electronic screens, and the colleagues who come in and out of the underworld are full of computers and briefcases, and some of them are holding coffee. Looking down at the phone, it was not much different from an ordinary office building.

Jiang Shen scrupulously escorted the evil spirits away, while Fang Xiaonian enthusiastically taught Qin Feng how to use his mobile phone——

Qin Feng's mobile phone did not know when there was an extra app called "front desk online service platform".

Fang Xiaonian was proud: "It is convenient to have spells. The mobile phone automatically receives tasks from the book of life and death. You don't have to work hard to back up when you change phones, and spells can easily solve it!"

Qin Feng: "...Why does the underworld use mobile phones to issue soul arrest orders?" Is the underworld also doing paperless office like the underworld?God knows that the police online platform is simply a platform for buying bugs and giving away, how many old comrades have been tortured until they become bald.

"It wasn't before. It used to be that the soul restraining order appeared out of nowhere and screamed on your face." Fang Xiaonian shrugged, "But most young men think it's too supernatural."

Qin Feng had an expression on his face that "the world is more supernatural if there are errands in the world".

"So, the SMS notification on the mobile phone is actually a virtual form, and the essence is that the life and death book gives instructions to the on-duty errands. But after all, in modern society, everyone is familiar with mobile phones, and a sudden text message will not be startled. Before the boss used In two days, the paper airplanes will make the underworld look like they have traveled to Harry Potter, and then they will change to the SMS format." Fang Xiaonian gave a thumbs up and added——

"You can still receive it without power, shutdown, or signal!"

Qin Feng: "..." The last one is much more frightening than the soul-destroyer's face!

When they arrived at the door, the two evil spirits were picked up by another group of colleagues who had been waiting for a long time, and they were said to be taken for interrogation.

Fang Xiaonian is proud: "The times are developing! The air conditioner was proposed by me at the annual meeting last year! The number of permanent jobs in the underworld is almost the same, and there are more contract assistants and clerks. They basically have no mana, and it is unrealistic to use magic to adjust the temperature. So the boss installed a central air conditioner in the building."

Qin Feng: "What is the contract system?"

Jiang Shen replied: "Their authority depends on signing a contract with the Ministry of Personnel, and they are not blessed by the ghost power, so they cannot use the soul arrest order, have no right to consult the book of life and death, and cannot peek at the life of ghosts. They are still ordinary ghosts in essence. , because I don’t want to be reincarnated to work in the underworld for the time being, there are five social insurances and one housing fund when I join the job, and I can also accumulate success points in exchange for success, so that I can have a good birth in the next life, which is considered an employee benefit.”

"...According to what you mean, there is no five social insurance and one housing fund for a regular job."

Jiang Shen's face turned pale: "...No...No..." He paused, and explained, "My powers are granted by the Dao of Heaven, and the ghosts are no longer ordinary ghosts, but ghost immortals, who can mobilize the power of the netherworld. .”

Fang Xiaonian was more straightforward: "How can God understand such an avant-garde civilization achievement as five social insurances and one housing fund!"

Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves: "Okay, then what do these eight characters mean?"

The transparent gold characters flashed past like a bracelet, and both Jiang Shen and Fang Xiaonian stepped back a little imperceptibly.

Qin Feng looked at them suspiciously, Jiang Shen licked his lips: "Ah, I don't have enough authority—"

"Xunhunting on behalf of the sky, the world is peaceful." Qin Feng interrupted him, "I wrote it down and posted it on Weibo to ask. Are you sure you don't want to give an official introduction and let me search online?"

Jiang Shen: "..." In the new century, success and failure of the Internet.

Seeing his frightened expression, Qin Feng continued: "Daitian Xunhun is an idiom used to describe imperial envoys going on tour for the emperor in the past, but my day has nothing to do with the emperor... So, I guess it means to replace the 'Day of Heaven' to maintain the world Order? The Heavenly Dao grants the power to the underworld, but it doesn’t have to be accepted. According to you, the soul who can be granted the power is very rare, so if you can’t keep me, your boss who is on a business trip will come back—”

"We're going to die—" Fang Xiaonian knelt without hesitation and hugged Qin Feng's thigh, "Saving a ghost's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda! Besides, the resurrection process is really long, and ancient corpses can lie on barren hills for a long time." The moon is not discovered, and the modern society directly pulls the crematorium. If you don’t get a job, you want to directly put on the national flag and reincarnate? Although based on your merits, you will probably be the son of the richest man in your next life..."

Qin Feng raised his eyebrows, and Fang Xiaonian almost buried his head in the sand: "I'm sorry! I was wrong! I shouldn't be sophistrying, and I will never hide it on purpose again! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow Bar!!!"

Qin Feng: "..." This child is so cowardly that I can't get angry!

No wonder there is no assessment and no entry procedures. The golden letter in the life and death book is the contract. The moment Qin Feng agreed in his heart, the order of heaven and earth automatically recognized him as a ghost of the underworld, and he was not afraid of breaking the contract.

Fang Xiaonian pleaded guilty to the "salary", and exchanged the salary of the next 100 years for Qin Feng not to sue him for cheating and kidnapping. Feng went to visit the working environment.

Qin Feng said indifferently: "I don't have time, my body is still in the toilet cubicle."

——Staying there for too long, Chang Pengyuan and the others might have their brains wide open, wondering where Qin Feng was injured.

Because the two cases in a row happened under Qin Feng's nose, so he went back to the bureau.

When I went there, Dai Mengyuan, a subordinate of Qin Feng's company, also followed. Dai Mengyuan and Qin Feng are very similar in nature, and they were injured and retired. They used to be snipers, and Chang Pengyuan also worked as an observer for her. Coincidentally broke a tendon in the right hand.

On the way, she shook her wrist with a little melancholy: "If it were me, I would be much more accurate than that."

Qin Feng patted her on the shoulder and said nothing.

In the mobile phone call records of the two suspects, Qin Feng found the person they confessed to, a person named Yu Wenbo. After checking with the communication company, his colleagues from the household registration and anti-drug department checked his information.

"This person has no criminal record, and has never been involved in drug abuse or drug trafficking. He runs an antique shop in a commercial street and sells miscellaneous things, but this is not our business. This is a matter of business." Puzzled, "Why does Consultant Qin think that this person is an accomplice?"

"I don't know if you're new here. Old A, er, is Brother Qin. When he was the captain, he was right in his judgment. In private, we all call him Criminal Radar..." Chang Pengyuan muttered, and when Qin Feng entered the door Standing at attention for a moment, he concentrated on reading the information on the computer. Not far away, Qi Wen saw that Qin Feng was not paying attention to him, and quietly gestured with his thumb——

Is old A a criminal radar? Say another thing, Chang Pengyuan, you are old A radar!

Another colleague struggled for a long time, and raised his hand: "There is a police report from the police station a month ago, saying that this Yu Wenbo was reported for engaging in feudal superstition activities to disturb the people. This is the only case that can be found in our system."

Qin Feng was stunned: "Superstitious activities?"

"Well, it is said that he saw him bring a lot of joss paper money home, and put a 'scary' talisman paper on the door. The enthusiastic neighbor felt uncomfortable and reported it."

"Caught it?"

A bunch of people came together to look at the information.

"No, it's not against the law to close the door of your own house. The police have educated the peeping neighbors."

"Hmm... wait, the previous page." Qin Feng said suddenly, took the mouse and turned back by himself.

In the record on the previous page, the neighbor said that "a number of guests came to the house, one of whom was dressed as a Taoist priest, brought bodyguards, and rode in a luxury car."

Chang Pengyuan: "This enthusiastic neighbor is so idle, he sees what kind of car his guests take every day."

The person who transferred the information said: "Oh, I asked my colleagues at the police station, and the neighbor is not too much of a voyeur, it's because Taoist priests with luxury cars are too weird, and that luxury car is a bus with a company logo, and it has been more popular recently. Sheng."

"I've heard of it." Chang Pengyuan raised his hand, "The richer you are, the more superstitious you become. I've heard that big bosses like to hire Taoist priests and monks."

With a thought in his mind, Qin Feng said in a deep voice, "What company?"

"Just last year, our city had a newly promoted top [-]. The name is nothing new. What is it called... Jinxiu Huanian Group?" The intern exclaimed, "The annual turnover is tens of billions. Such a large number counts the stars in the sky."

"Jinxiu Group?" Dai Mengyuan, who had been listening all the time, suddenly said, "Do you play Weibo? Their boss announced last week that he will retire early, and the male god is going to be the real, domineering president!"

Qin Feng turned around: "What male god?"

Dai Mengyuan turned on her phone: "Here, the new national husband, he has a high education, good looks, and his legs are longer than my height!"

Chang Pengyuan: "That's a compass!"

The sniper made a shooting gesture: "I hit you!"

The Weibo avatar on the phone screen is indeed young and handsome, wearing rimless glasses, more like a scholar than a boss.

The wording on Weibo is also as exquisite as that of Jiang Shen. The latest one is: "I hope to live up to my trust. @陈秀华年集团"

Account Name:

@陈秀华年-He Jinnian

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Qin Feng: Sometimes, solving a case is as simple as that.

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