Inhuman World Front Desk Reception

Early the next morning, Chang Pengyuan received a call from Qin Feng, asking him to help him go home.

"Help me move that thing out of the closet." Qin Feng on the phone may have a cigarette in his mouth, speaking vaguely.

"Okay old A, what's that?" Chang Pengyuan asked. It sounded like a car horn was coming from the phone, so he asked casually, "Where did you go? Vacation?"

Qin Feng: "I have something to go to other places, about a week, and you help me water the flowers by the way. I have a tank of fish in my bedroom, and I feed it once every two days. I put the key under the floor mat when I go out. You help me when I leave. I'll keep it."

He hung up after speaking.

Chang Pengyuan didn't think much about it, and found the key under the floor mat that Qin Feng said. The key was stuffed into the floor mat, which was a high-risk behavior that Qin Feng had repeated. It seems that this time, old A is really in an emergency.

When he entered the door, Qin Feng's house was much warmer and more comfortable than before. Instead of people and walls, he began to place soft sofas and decorations, especially in the bedroom. Qin Feng's personal life in the past was really simple and casual. There is a hard board bed casually, and I don’t know when it was replaced by a two-meter-wide Simmons. There are also a pile of cushions on the bed that are comfortable at first glance, but they are still neatly arranged. It seems that even if old A learns to enjoy, he forgets No clean and tidy living habits.

"Old A has finally begun to know how to treat himself well after all these years." Chang Pengyuan sighed with satisfaction, and opened the closet door casually.

After half a second.

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

The angry roar almost knocked the building down, and Chang Pengyuan even heard the sound of neighbors poking their heads to check in the corridor, so he hurriedly shut his mouth tightly.

——But it’s really not his fault!He just hung up after receiving a call from his ex-boss. Who would have thought that as soon as the cabinet door was opened, the body of the ex-boss would fall straight into his arms, and those with poor mental quality could die suddenly on the spot!

"Brother Qin, did you do it on purpose..." Chang Pengyuan hugged Qin Feng's body with tears in his eyes, and it took him a long time to realize that Qin Feng had left his body for a mission.

Once you open the door and meet the dead head, you will have a heart attack!Especially this dead man has the face of Qin Lao A, the crazy demon who was trained by himself, which is doubly terrifying!

The soul is too far away, the corpse looks very dead, the skin is cold and pale, and the blood vessels are black and blue after the blood has coagulated, but even if this is the case, Chang Pengyuan still self-examines his instability, and because of this, he has hallucinations "Additional training" two words.Tremblingly, he picked up Qin Feng's body and dragged him out of the cabinet. After thinking for a long time, he dragged him onto the bed with difficulty. handcuffed himself.

I received a message on my phone at the right time, it was from Fang Xiaonian, with a row of crying faces, and it said: [Brother Yuan, our business has been exposed, be careful, I have been dragged by old A to train for [-] kilometers with weights Forced march, you wish for luck. 】

Chang Pengyuan sat on the ground, staring at the message blankly. He was horrified that his boss's body was lying on the bed. His hands were not steady, and he slammed it down with a slap, knocking out his phone. Chang Pengyuan was so frightened. He jumped out with a bang, accidentally knocked over Qin Feng's fish tank, and stepped on the phoenix tail inside.

Half an hour later, Chang Pengyuan carried the newly purchased fish tank and fish into the door, and began to wipe the floor.

"Old A, I don't dare to write novels anymore." Chang Pengyuan was holding a rag, sobbing uncontrollably, thinking seriously about whether he should oil and maintain Old A's body.

After hanging up Chang Pengyuan's phone call, Qin Feng couldn't help laughing, so much that the smoke trembled in the car, and the smoke was lingering.

"Give him courage. The reason Xiaoniao is called Xiaoniao is because that kid is not much more courageous than Fang Xiaonian." Qin Feng commented vaguely, "Sometimes, mental quality determines success or failure." .”

Xie Qilian took the cigarette and bit it in his mouth: "Driving blocks the view. You don't usually like smoking very much."

"It's said that a cigarette afterwards is better than——"

Before he could finish speaking, Xie Qilian put the cigarette back into his mouth, adjusted the cushion on the back of his waist, and stared at him half-truthfully out of the corner of his eyes.

With a smile in his eyes, Qin Feng clicked his tongue, took a mouthful of the cigarette holder that Xie Qilian had bitten on, and stepped on the accelerator to the high speed.

At 04:30 this morning, Qin Feng had just finished helping Xie Qilian solve the "special impact", when he received a call for help from Chu Yu.To be exact, it wasn’t a phone call. Chu Yu didn’t know Qin Feng’s phone number. He used the spell of inviting the gods to communicate directly with the impermanence of the underworld. Although he used the magic spell of a three-legged cat, he had a friendship with Qin Feng, so the spell worked perfectly. Now, Qin Feng could even see Chu Yu's kowtow in a puff of incense smoke through the spell.

But to be honest, it's more like a feudal legacy than Jiang Shen's kowtow.

The matter is actually very simple. Miaolianguan received an order for a religious ceremony, a resort construction, and a group of tombs were dug out of the foundation.

The cultural relics protection department and the archaeological team quickly took over, so the resort could not be built, but the owner of the resort was very business-minded, and felt that it was a shame that it was so dirty, so he immediately invited a few starlets and a documentary filming team to prepare Produce a series of documentaries that are half entertainment and half popular science, and invite Taoist priests to perform rituals for the sake of gimmicks for the documentary.

But who knows, the Taoist priests and the documentary film crew of Miaolianguan did not come out for three days after entering, and the mobile phone never got through.

Chu Yu said that at the beginning, Miaolian Temple didn’t know the purpose of the boss’s gimmick. The boss was well-connected and rich. He found Miaolian Temple through the Taoist Association instead of ordinary Taoist priests nearby, so Miaolian Temple thought it was true. To exorcise evil spirits, the few people who went there were all practitioners with high Taoism, but they also fell down.

Chu Yu was young and was put outside to look at his luggage, so he had the chance to ask for help.

Because the city gods from all over the country have already left their posts, the underworld servants can't directly take the fast track to the underworld. Qin Feng and Xie Qilian flew to the scene of the incident on an early flight, got off the plane and rented a car. On the highway.

"Now there are no such big ancient monsters or demon cultivators who were prone to chaos. The local ghosts are in charge of their own jurisdictions, and there are very few major cases that require multi-regional linkage. Moreover, for ordinary ghosts, airplanes are faster than their spells. Xie Qilian said, "In the past, there was a 'Yin-Yang Trail' that directly connected the town god's mansions in various places. Not only ghosts and immortals can walk, but also human practitioners who have obtained permission. How much you can walk depends on your spiritual power, so there is a story Now I can still open the entrance of the Yin-Yang Trail, but like an abandoned national highway, no one knows what the road ahead will be like and whether it can still be used.”

Qin Feng was driving the car, and there were quite a few cars on the highway, and a few cars caught his attention.

"Practitioners in the world." Xie Qilian pointed out one by one, "The black SUV is for practicing Buddhism, and the minibus next to the right should belong to a Taoist priest, but there seems to be a ghost-hunter in the Taoist priest's vehicle."

"They have a good relationship!" Qin Feng sighed.

Xie Qilian smiled: "Have you read the kind of cultivation novels where people kill people, seize treasures and seize opportunities?"

Qin Feng was noncommittal, but said instead: "You know it so well, you must have seen it."

"Current practitioners in the world have set up a practitioners' association, and they also issue work permits. It is audited every year, which effectively reduces the casualties in the celestial master industry. From one to six, there are six levels. Sometimes the association will openly develop tasks to prevent Those who are not good enough go out and do things in disorder." Xie Qilian nodded with a smile, "Organization and discipline are the modern concepts."

Qin Feng recognized it very much.

"Follow them, they found us." Xie Qilian said, "They should think we are folk celestial masters."

——This is the change that Qin Feng discovered this morning. The time he can get together to pretend to be a stranger has been extended, and he feels that he can persist for nearly eight hours.

To this, Xie Qilian at that time replied lazily lying on the cushion: "The dual cultivation of yin and yang is a serious practice method."

So when Chu Yu asked for help, they quickly booked a plane ticket and left the body in the cabinet by accident.

Qin Feng's new bed is really big, but for private activities with his partner, the number of "people" involved must be strictly limited. Turning his head and lying next to his own dead body is unreal, so Qin Feng stuffed himself into it without hesitation. Wardrobe.

This led to Chang Pengyuan's tragic experience this morning.

The car got off the highway and drove more and more remote. Finally, several cars drove to a construction site together.

The missing ones are the five colleagues of Miaolian Temple with high morals. This matter is enough to attract attention. Fortunately, the boss of the developer believes that he was not optimistic about the geomantic omen before digging the ground, which caused the haunting. They couldn’t even sell the documentaries, and they didn’t even dare to call the police. Every day, they sent people to squat outside to block the reporters, creating the illusion that the stars were still filming with the archaeological team.

It saves everyone the trouble of finding a way to cover it up.

The SUV stopped first, and several monks got off from it, and went straight to Qin Feng and Xie Qilian's car.

"Amitabha, the two benefactors." The monk said politely, "Did I ask if the two of you have accepted the support task of the association? Can you show the qualifications of the two celestial masters?"

Qin Feng turned his head to look at Xie Qilian, sure enough, Xie Qilian took out a very ordinary light blue notebook from his pocket with a smile on his face, it looked no different from a work certificate such as a tour guide certificate.

"This is my newly recruited assistant. I plan to train him as a partner, but I haven't verified it yet." Xie Qilian casually pointed at Qin Feng.

"Third-level celestial master." The monks hesitated, "The level is a bit lower. If there is any change in a while, you should mainly protect the other ordinary people on the scene. If you need to fight, we will do it."

Xie Qilian is as good as a follower: "Okay."

The monk returned the certificate to Xie Qilian, and after reciting the Buddha's name again, he turned and went back to his companions. Qin Feng quietly lay beside Xie Qilian's ear: "How many certificates have you passed?"

"I have passed all the exams that may be useful, and I still have English CET-[-] and CET-[-] and computer CET-[-]."

"Don't you know how to use a computer?"

Xie Qilian was confident: "Just memorize the questions in the exam. Passing the second level does not mean that you are proficient in programming."

After all, the two of them are full-time hell ghosts. Qin Feng now feels that it is better to keep a low profile. He did not hide his identity before, which made the old master of Miaolian Temple always want to get close to Qin Feng-after all, this is the god he worships. In order to "please" Qin Feng, the old Guanzhu even sent Chu Yu to Qin Feng's company to lead him to play in the rankings.

There were a lot of Taoist priests getting off in the car, Xie Qilian said, there are a few Taoist priests whose magic masters communicate with the underworld and borrow ghost power from the underworld.

The Taoist priests looked at the two "loose people" celestial masters with some curiosity, and said nothing, but two of the celestial masters who drove over with them unceremoniously called them in large numbers.

Qin Feng vaguely heard several key words, mainly young, reckless, and dragging his feet.

A goatee celestial master shook his finger at Xie Qilian with a look of disgust, Qin Feng immediately turned cold.

Xie Qilian was still cheerful: "Normally, folk celestial masters feel that the older they are, the more capable they will be, and some people are willing to spend a lot of money to beg them, so it's inevitable that their nostrils will be turned upside down."

Goatee is well-known among many real estate bosses among the people. This time, the boss spent money to invite him here.

"Excessive inflation will explode." Qin Feng commented bluntly.

He happened to hear Qin Feng's words, heheed, turned to his apprentice and said, "Which idol drama are these two actors from?"

His apprentice replied: "Master, that is a colleague."

Goatee shook his head: "Exorcism relies on experience, judgment, and the ability to deal with situations of danger. If you get the wrong material for casting a spell in a panic, the ghost will jump on your face. Ghosts don't just look good and show mercy." He pointed at Qin Feng, "This one looks a bit forceful, and the other pretty boy would faint from fear if he saw a ghost."

Qin Feng let out a nonchalant sigh.

The leader of the Taoist priests was a little embarrassed. He also felt that these two young folk celestial masters were too bold. For an unknown mission, a third-level celestial master dared to bring his assistants who had not finished training. Rating, so the young celestial masters are all enthusiastic, and it is not easy to drive them away directly.But he didn't like the attitude of the goatee celestial master very much either.

"Master Liu, the juniors all grew up through learning, they are only in their twenties, so naturally they can't compare with seniors like you who can use the seductive rope." The Taoist priest said coldly, "Let's just mention it. "

Erotic rope?Qin Feng was slightly surprised, and turned sideways: "Dare to ask, which school of spells does Master Liu learn?"

Master Liu didn't speak, but his apprentice replied proudly: "My master encountered a great opportunity when he was young, and got the black magic rope, so he was able to borrow the power of ghosts from the underworld. Stay away! My master's soul seduction rope belongs to the former master Heiwuchang who has completed his merits and virtues and abdicated. It is my master who has repeatedly exorcised evil spirits and saved people from fire and water. Only after he gained merit can he control this soul seduction rope.

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Seeing Qin Feng's unbelievable expression, the goatee Tianshi Liu added piously: "You have always heard of the black and white in the underworld, right? That is the righteous immortal who has guarded China for thousands of years and has immeasurable virtues. Even if he can It is a very honorable thing to borrow a little ghost power from them! You two reckless young children, hide behind me later, and I will let you see the ghost power of impermanence!"

After finishing speaking, he deliberately rolled up his sleeves, showing off a plain black bracelet on his wrist.

Qin Feng: "..."

Xie Qilian: "..."

The author has something to say:

Brother Qin: Actually, if I want to see the ghost power of impermanence, I can just look in the mirror.

Brother Xie: What a coincidence, me too.