Inhuman World Front Desk Reception

In the middle of the ancestral hall, the girls who had been meticulously dressed by the villagers stood aside collectively. The gentle and handsome young man held up the bright red flower and said loudly as if giving an academic report:

"This is the rule just mentioned. Whoever takes this flower will be Bai Wuchang's person for life and death. If you haven't passed 3 minutes, you want Master Bai to break the contract?"

The entire ancestral hall was silent, not to mention ordinary villagers, even Aunt Bai on the chair opened her mouth and turned into a statue in shock.

For a long time, the village chief was trembling and furious: "You... you young man, what's wrong with you!"

Qin Feng nodded solemnly: "Lovesickness, I want to get a certificate with Master Bai Wuchang now."

Everyone was numb when they heard that Professor Xie next to him shook his head and said: "No, no one in the underworld can issue a marriage certificate to Wuchang, just pay respects to heaven and earth after paying homage."

Qin Feng corrected him politely: "Well, I want to pay homage to Master Bai Wuchang right now. How about the village chief be the master of ceremonies?"

The village chief rolled his eyes, as if you were going to say one more thing and I'll die on the spot to show you.

Second Master Zhang, who is still the oldest in the village, held back for a long time, and said tremblingly, "You... your affection for Grandpa Wuchang is very rare, but Grandpa Wuchang has to agree to marry a wife no matter what..."

What is this called?Beware that in case outsiders come to find fault and make trouble, who would have thought that they would come to snatch the marriage?

Can anyone's relatives snatch it?

The village chief was trembling, for fear that Grandpa Wuchang, who was unhappy at first, would be furious. Unexpectedly, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the sorceress on the grand teacher's chair was staggering, her big white eyes rolled back and forth, and she said hoarsely: "Did you open the bow?" Turning around, how can I be impermanent and go back on what I say. Besides, what he said is also reasonable, the person is suitable, men and women are not a big deal. That's him."

So the village chief took a deep breath again, and abruptly replaced the "two men's worship is inappropriate" that he was about to reprimand Qin Feng with: "Grandpa Wuchang likes to be beautiful... Lang, I admire you for his advanced thinking." !"

Anyway, Grandpa Wuchang is not angry!The village chief was overjoyed.

A dark wind blew up around the beams, and all the candles in the ancestral hall were instantly extinguished. Aunt Bai laughed silently with a gloomy tone, her mouth parted, and she could clearly see the golden light of meritorious deeds on Qin Feng's body with her miserable eyes.

The villagers can't see it, but anyone who has a little cultivation can see that the young man has merit and a faint aura, and he dares to stand up in this kind of scene-how obvious, such a great merit , either a plainclothes pretending to be a professor, or a cultivator with practice.

Merit is a good thing.

"Aunt Bai" licked her lips, and said: "Since I have received the dowry, the engagement has been fixed and cannot be changed. Tonight is the auspicious hour!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the gloomy wind stopped abruptly, and the sunlight from outside the window suddenly shone in. All the copper bells on the beams of the house stood still for an instant, the candles were lit again, and Aunt Bai's white eyes turned back to normal ones. There were two gurgles in his throat, his head tilted, and he passed out.

The elders in the village are very familiar with it, which means that the spirit of "Grandpa Wuchang" has gone. Several apprentices of Aunt Bai hurried up to help her down to rest. The village head and the matchmakers in charge of wedding etiquette looked at Qin Feng and found that Qin Feng even wore the flowers on his chest, and he was showing off to the smiling young people beside him, so their faces were white, purple, and purple, which was quite exciting.

Some of the "matchmakers" were big and rough, originally to prevent the selected girls from making a fuss, Qin Feng met their gaze, and immediately came over as soon as his eyes lit up, so scared that the matchmakers took two steps back.

In the chaos, only Chang Pengyuan muttered: "It's too stingy to hire our old A with just a paper flower."

"Then what do you think is appropriate?"

Chang Pengyuan replied subconsciously: "They are all gods. If you have the ability, of course you can send a big plane. Old A likes planes. He used to be able to drive the helicopters in our team, but the helicopters usually don't let go."

"Airplane..." Xie Qilian nodded and patted his shoulder.

After a while, Chang Pengyuan blinked and scratched his head at Xie Qilian's back: "I'm talking nonsense... But can the salary of a forensic doctor afford an airplane?"

At the end of the ceremony, Qin Feng and his party stayed in the ancestral hall. Aunt Bai, the goddess, was very weak at the moment because she invited "Grandpa Wuchang" to come. Pure white linen clothes are pasting white happy characters on the windows of the ancestral hall.

Because Qin Feng is a foreigner and his hometown is not in the village, the ancestral hall is regarded as the "natal home" when "picking up the bride".

After a while they brought up a "bridal sedan chair" - a crimson coffin.

The coffin was [-] centimeters thick, and it was difficult for eight strong men to lift it. The wood had a strange crimson color from the inside to the outside, and I don't know what was used to paint it.The inside of the coffin was dark and deep, but the lid and body of the coffin were painted with festive patterns such as dragon and phoenix showing prosperity. At first glance, normal people would feel chills down their spines.

Qin Feng didn't seem to feel that something was wrong at all, as if all the weddings outside used coffins as sedan chairs for new couples.With a normal face, he even got into it happily and lay down for a while, then sat up again, with a relieved tone: "The wood is precious, the size is just right, and it's very good."

Not to mention the matchmaker, even the apprentice of the sorceress took two steps back in fright.

The faces of the people in the room were distorted, only Xie Qilian went over to pat the coffin lid: "It's really good to lie down and carry a big coffin to the church."

Everyone's expression has gone numb, including the living people who know the truth.

In the next room, Aunt Bai, the sorceress, was drinking a bowl of cloudy Chinese medicine, leaning on a chair with a sallow face, the village chief was sweating profusely, and Erye Zhang was smoking with his eyes closed and gloomy.

The village chief couldn't hold back, and said anxiously: "It's all my fault. Now the more I think about it, the more wrong I am. That person surnamed Qin is his mother's bullshit professor. Seeing that posture, he is probably a plainclothes, pretending to be stupid to collect evidence to arrest us Ah, how can there be a university professor who is so innocent that the coffin is lifted out, and he still doesn't understand what it means to marry in the dark? He still takes the initiative to drill into it?"

Aunt Bai put down the medicine bowl, and wrote on a piece of paper: [No matter what he is, Grandpa Wuchang has already agreed, he is Grandpa Wuchang's man, and when midnight comes tonight, he must be nailed into a coffin and sent to Grandpa Wuchang to get married! 】

"But..." the village chief was sweating profusely, "If it's really a plainclothes person who disappeared from our place, the higher-ups can't track her down? I said that Zhang Qianqian has already left the village so don't call her back. It's hard to control, now But, she came back with her plain clothes, and the plain clothes... oh, why is she still lying in the coffin and can't get out..."

Zhang Erye trembled his gray beard, and said with a white face: "According to my aunt, Grandpa Wuchang is much more powerful than plainclothes. We have killed him and never seen this person. Those who came together will also be dealt with... …At that time, no one will be able to arrest us without evidence, but if Grandpa Wuchang’s order is not obeyed…”

The village chief had a mournful face, his entire back was drenched in cold sweat.

"The little girl Zhang Qianqian has never seen the miracle of Grandpa Wuchang, so she ran to outsiders to mess around." The more Zhang Erye said, the more determined he became, "Outsiders don't understand. The reverence for the gods is completely lost. When they see the power of Grandpa Wuchang's living dead, flesh and bones, no matter who it is, they will kneel and kowtow."

After the village chief heard it, he gradually stopped shaking. He also nodded and sighed: "Yes, more people should write to Grandpa Wuchang."

Soon after eleven o'clock at night, Aunt Bai appeared again in person, bringing a retro-style Chinese wedding dress, but the whole thing was white, the village head bit the bullet and asked Qin Feng to put it on. Qin Feng wore the traditional clothes just past his knees, but the village chief pretended not to see them with his eyes closed, and immediately brought a bowl of "wedding wine" for Qin Feng to drink first.

There is no need to cast spells, and it can be judged from experience that this is something like anesthesia.

Qin Feng took it and drank it without hesitation. The medicinal wine also contained yin energy, so you can drink it directly without turning the yin technique.

——It just tasted bad, Qin Feng smacked his lips and endured it.

Aunt Bai's eyes were gloomy, and she compared the coffin to Qin Feng. Qin Feng got in cooperatively, lay flat, with his hands on his chest, and his eyes were very peaceful when he closed his eyes.

The corners of the witch's eyes twitched, then she sneered and gestured to the apprentices.

The village head politely invited Xie Qilian and the others outside the house, saying that he would explain to them the rules of the natal family's ceremonies. When they went out, they clearly heard the sound of the coffin being nailed behind them.Li Jiahui suddenly turned pale, but when she looked up and saw Xie Qilian's expression was flat, she had no choice but to bite her lip to pretend to be calm.

At twelve o'clock on the hour, Mr. Zhang came with a team to see off his relatives. There were not many people in the team, and most of them were from the older generation in the village. Everyone was quiet and solemn, and the young people who felt inappropriate and wanted to make trouble were all taken away by their parents. locked at home.The send-off team held white lanterns with big happy characters written on them, lifted the coffin, sprinkled paper money and wedding candy all the way, and staggered towards the back mountain.

The sorceress followed, but her apprentices and those particularly strong matchmakers did not leave, blocking the others at the door.

"My natal family can't follow, this is a rule." The matchmakers rolled up their sleeves, showing their biceps.

After being stiff for a while, there was a strange smoke in the air, which was not very noticeable. When they turned around, Chang Pengyuan and Dai Mengyuan found that they could not move, and Li Jiahui couldn't even open their eyes.

The village head poked his head in from the door: "Solved?"

"It's down, it's down, Aunt Bai personally dispensed the medicine...Wait, where is the other professor?"

The matchmaker in the room exclaimed: "I just fell here just now, why didn't I disappear?"

"Damn it! Run away?"

The heavy coffin was swaying all the way, leaving the ancestral hall was a winding path, not too far away, but in an extremely hidden place, there was a temple.

The temple is not big, but it is well repaired, surrounded by neat farmland, and there is a national road nearby.The yang energy of passing vehicles on the national highway can easily become a cover, and the surrounding crop fields are taller than people. If the villagers hadn't carried it here, the small temple would be very difficult to find.

Hanging on the plaque of that small temple was a ridiculously large plaque, with the imposing words - "Hall of Reincarnation".

The send-off team sent the coffin all the way into the temple. Mr. Zhang led the people to kneel and worship at the door, keeping silent the whole time, and left respectfully after distributing the paper money.

Zhangjia Village has been enshrining this "Grandpa Wuchang" for many years, so the old people are very convinced of him, and young people like Zhang Qianqian have never been here twice, so no one has noticed the weirdness of this temple at all.

It is said to be the Temple of Impermanence, but the statue in the middle is a fat figure with a long beard, wearing an ancient official uniform, and although a white cloth symbolizing white impermanence is draped over the body, the statue below itself does not look like impermanence at all.

The small temple is not as big as a classroom, and it is actually very crowded inside: the famous underworld scene is carefully depicted on the wall, Ghost Gate Pass, Fengdu City and Wangchuan are connected together, and the Great Emperor of Beiyin Fengdu, Wufang Ghost Emperor and Luo Feng Liutian, facing Yama of the Ten Palaces, judges, Fujun, etc., you are next to me and I am leaning on him, and everyone who is worthy of the name is stuffed in.

Qin Feng waited quietly in the coffin for a long time. In the darkness, something patted the coffin.

The Yin wind was whining like a ghost, and a hoarse male voice said from outside: "You ignorant little thief, you are pretentious, but I have a question for you - do you know that the underworld also has underworld officials? It is different from your underworld. , My authority is granted by the way of heaven, if you offend me today, it is tantamount to disobeying the will of heaven."

Unlike the imaginary panic and collapse, the voice in the coffin was extremely calm: "Of course I know that there are public offices in the underworld. But you—" He stopped talking, but the unfinished meaning was obvious.

The ghost outside the coffin was stunned for a moment, and even choked for a while, and said angrily for a while: "You treat me as a joke with you, and I will tell you to die immediately, and you won't even have the next life!"

The inside replied: "I also have a question for you.

Ghosting paused again, Sensen said: "You ask."

The person in the coffin said in an extremely sincere tone: "You are so ugly, there is nothing else to look like except that you are good at hiding, how dare you pretend to be Bai Wuchang?"

The ghost went into a rage, and the whole temple was shaken by his yin energy. The Emperor Fengdu and Luo Feng Liutians by the wall were staggering to and fro, smashing to pieces.

Yin Qi inflated his figure: "Boy, I am Si Yin Gui Xian, you don't know the word Si Yin Gui Xian, you should also know the word death, right?"

The author has something to say:

We have to believe that Bai Wuchang is an impermanent man of good reputation. He will use eight to carry a big coffin in a splendid manner... um... let's carry him to Mr. Qin's house... Spread your hands, I can't help it, thank you You can't get a house in Yangjian.

It is not recommended to burn Mingcoins and Mingcards for money. Now we advocate environmental protection and sweeping graves. Everyone can give old A a kidney-tonifying nutrient solution~【Villain-style evil smile.jpg】

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By the way, in case of misunderstanding, let me tell you something. Someone asked what the four characters above Bai Wuchang’s head are. There are folklore versions. There are also those who say "It's safe at first sight", and there are also those who write "You are here too" and "I'm arresting you".but!I wrote "get rich at first sight" because - don't you think it's funny that the writing of getting rich on the top of a male god's head is very contrasting and funny? To make a fortune, he himself wrote "Four Seas Clear Brightness", my private design! ! !Don't get entangled with this, baby, if you completely copy folklore, then why write new articles?