Inhuman World Front Desk Reception

Yin and Yang are in order, and the world is clear.

Hunting on behalf of the sky, the world is peaceful.

Qin Feng stretched out his hand to hold it back, and raised the corners of his mouth imitatively: "In the future, I will rely on my seniors to cover it."

Sixteen gold characters emerged one by one when their palms touched, and intertwined into one piece, as if their hands were entangled together.

Although Xie Qilian is a ghost, his hands are always warm to the touch, Qin Feng unconsciously squeezed the slender fingertips in his palm.

So soft.

Not to be outdone, Xie Qilian scratched Qin Feng's palm.

Qin Feng: "Hey, senior, pay attention, I'm young and my concentration is not good."

There was a sound of breathing in the distance, Fang Xiaonian and Jiang Shen bit their ears: "As expected of the new boss, he dared to flirt with Boss Bai, do you think he has seen Boss Bai's real face?"

Jiang Shen... Jiang Shen still wants to kneel.

After a long time, Qin Feng suddenly recalled: "No, I'm—"

Black impermanence? ? ?

For the first time, his calm expression slowly cracked, and he asked after a while: "Good partner, do I need to change my surname?"

Xie Qilian blinked: "You don't need to have my surname, of course you insist on changing it, I welcome it."

Qin Feng retorted: "Xie Feng doesn't sound good, can't you be called Qin Qilian?"

"It's even worse." Xie Qilian dug his ears.

So Qin Feng couldn't hold back his joy: "I mean, everyone knows that Bai Wuchang's surname is Xie, and Hei Wuchang's surname should be Fan. You see that your surname is indeed Xie, so should I change it?"

"...It's a coincidence that my surname is Xie."

From the day of reincarnation, there has been the underworld, and the authority of impermanence is granted by the heaven, and it has existed for a long time longer than the time when human legends became popular.According to Xie Qilian, the spread of allusions to the human world was planned by the underworld. The purpose is to make criminals fear the underworld when they are alive, and to facilitate law enforcement and questioning after death.

"The one who was in office at the time happened to be named Fan, and the folklore hasn't been changed for so many years."

He reassured Qin Feng again and again that he would not be forced to change his surname when he was impermanent.

Qin Feng let out a long breath: "Fan Feng is not as good as Xie Feng."

Xie Qilian nodded: "Actually, I really have no objection, I welcome it."

He Jinnian was temporarily taken away by the yin messenger. His situation was very complicated. His crimes were so thick that he couldn't see his face clearly, but none of them belonged to him.He Jinnian needs to be placed in the underworld first, interrogation is obviously not necessary, but reincarnation is also not acceptable, his reincarnation like this will undoubtedly become a textbook demonstration of "how miserable the evil spirits can be", so Xie Qilian and Qin Feng decided to wait until the processing is over and run away Evil cultivators who are outside, spare time to deal with him.

Qin Feng watched him leave, and the Soul Execution Order on the phone flashed one last time unwillingly and stopped.The Mo knife behind him suddenly turned into a golden light, which merged into the eight characters in his hand.

Qin Feng shook his phone and asked, "I can't kill He Jinnian, he is innocent, so God wouldn't strike him with lightning, would he?"

"No." Xie Qilian said with a smile, "On behalf of Tian Xunshou, you have the right to act on behalf of justice in the world. Eliminating crimes is justice, and not accidentally injuring innocent people is also justice."

Qin Feng sighed: "It's so stressful, I'm an ordinary retired policeman, why was Tiandao personally arresting coolies?"

Xie Qilian smiled even more. He grabbed Qin Feng's wrist and rubbed it lightly: "Where are you normally? This is a god-given priesthood. Those evil cultivators are so powerful that they can change life and death books, but they didn't suppress your heavenly merit. Fortunately, if it wasn't for your great merit, you would be the one who would be destroyed by heaven and earth. Although Jiang Shen and the others are ghosts and immortals, they don't have gods, and they can't see through the hoodwinked secrets."

The heaven and the earth are orderly, but the way of heaven is more like a machine, unable to maintain itself, and always being deceived, so the underworld needs impermanence.

"Where does my great merit come from?" Qin Feng was a little at a loss, "I don't think I have done anything special?"

Xie Qilian asked very seriously: "Have you never read your own meritorious service record?"

It's a pity that Qin Feng didn't agree very much: "That's where to go."

Xie Qilian looked at him for a long time, then laughed for no reason.

"Speaking of Jiang Shen." Qin Feng said solemnly, "The law enforcement of the underworld is too irregular. Now it is the new century. The old-fashioned official airs and ghosts and snakes can't scare the criminals of the new era. The terror of the Hall of Interrogation It’s not as good as the Internet celebrity haunted house, the judge’s speech is like C, and there is no majesty at all.”

Xie Qilian nodded thoughtfully, "Is that so?"

"Therefore, it is imperative to establish a new image of the underworld." Qin Feng said, "The law enforcement process must be standardized, the law enforcement language must be standardized, and at least the uniforms should be unified. Why did I see people wearing sports shorts just now?"

Not far away, a errand ran away clutching his shorts and hole shoes.

Xie Qilian praised: "You are more professional in this aspect."

Qin Feng: "How about this, let's organize the servants first and have a concentrated training?"

The two life-threatening impermanences in the underworld hit it off immediately, and the new training plan was quickly put on the agenda. During the audition process, the erroneous look of despair of "I want to reincarnate".

Xie Qilian suddenly said: "Where did you put your body just now?"

"...It's still the toilet." Qin Feng said with a dark face.

The bus wobbled through the dark dense forest and into a dark mountainous area. The road was straight and unlit, like some kind of out-of-province highway.

But drivers who drive on the highway out of the province will not lose their eyes.

Chang Pengyuan read all the promotional slogans he could think of, and began to create by himself.

Dai Mengyuan was still sitting on the seat, took out the disassembled guns from all over Chang Pengyuan's body, assembled them in half a minute, held them in her arms, and swept the guns around. The ghost passengers really dodged subconsciously. Nothing threatening.

Chang Pengyuan crawled back to her side: "Sister, there are ghosts, and there really are ghosts! I probably got A's in my university Ma Zhe Mao... Damn sister, you can use a sniper gun to beat ghosts, how can that be good?" make?"

Dai Mengyuan's face turned pale: "Then what do you say, wait to die?"

Chang Pengyuan thought for a while: "Why don't I call out again?"

Among the passengers, a grandfather with age spots on his face suddenly whispered: "They are alive, let them go down..."

All the passengers in the car flinched.

The ghost driver suddenly turned his head, and his neck stretched out more than two meters long, stretching out into the car like a big snake. He opened his bloody mouth and yelled at the old man: "If you don't stop halfway, are your ears just for display?"

After finishing speaking, the ghost driver bit the old man's ear, and the old man cried out, but he didn't dare to struggle, for fear that if he moved, the driver's fangs would pull his ear off.

The surrounding passengers covered their faces in horror.

"Let him go!" The gun in Dai Mengyuan's hand pointed at the driver's neck, her right hand trembled slightly, Chang Pengyuan was silent for a while, and firmly held her wrist.

So the fingers of the sniper Lily were once again as steady as a rock.

Chang Pengyuan said: "Let go of him, we'll just stay here!"

The ghost driver chuckled twice, sneered at Dai Mengyuan's gun disdainfully, let go of the old man's ears, turned his empty eye sockets around the two strangers, and slowly shrank back.

"Get into my car, but I won't let you get off halfway." Guitou smiled triumphantly, "If you don't understand what you're hearing, you'll have your ears shut!"

Half of the old man's face was stained with the driver's saliva, bruised and purple with traces of corrosion, the skin and flesh were rolled up, revealing pieces of white bones, and age spots turned into corpse spots, but fortunately the ears were still there, seeing two strangers looking over, I hurriedly covered it with my hand.

"It's okay, it's okay. After a while, it will enter the gate of hell, and it will heal soon when the yin is thick. Sigh... the gate of ghosts..."

A girl sitting behind Dai Mengyuan was also wearing a Hanfu, and she came over quietly: "Sister, are you the police? After passing the gate of hell, you will be in hell, and you really can't go down. The policeman has a lot of yang energy, and you might be able to smash it with a gun." Open the glass, try jumping off the car..."

"Jumping a car is easy to get stuck in the haunted area and you can't get out. When you get on this car, you will enter the underworld with half a foot. Who has the ability to take you out? Other cars may be fine, but the driver of this car is too Missing...cough..." The fat aunt next to the girl was worried, and frequently peeked at the driver from the corner of her eye, and accidentally squeezed her eyeball out with too much force.

The driver turned his head, and all the passengers fell silent immediately. He "looked" twice, and then turned his head back.

Turning back, the driver cursed——

In front of him, in the gloomy light of the car lights, suddenly there was an extra person.

All of a sudden, ghosts appeared in front of people driving, and people suddenly appeared in front of ghosts driving. The driver didn't react for a while, and actually braked to stop.

It was indeed a person, with a body, a heartbeat, a body temperature, and a shadow. He was making a stop gesture, and when he saw the car stopped, he walked towards this side.

The driver opened the door maliciously, and everything in the door looked like an ordinary bus for a moment. A young man in uniform came up and quickly showed him his ID: "Check the bus." .”

The driver lowered his head and took out his driver's license: "Check it out."

The visitor nodded and walked directly into the car without looking at his driver's license carefully.The ghost driver opened his mouth in front of his back, with a gloomy smile.

The first passenger whose ID card was checked said anxiously: "What's there to check? Get off!"

It's a pity that the person who checked the car didn't seem to understand their eyes, and didn't notice the abnormality on the car. While flipping through the ID card, he said, "It's just a routine inspection at the high-speed toll station. After all, we have to pass through the gate. I hope everyone will cooperate with the work." .”

A passenger couldn't help saying in a low voice: "You also check this car."

The young man smiled and said, "What kind of cars can't be checked? Why don't you pay the toll according to the regulations on the highway?"

Dai Mengyuan and Chang Pengyuan in the back row immediately raised their heads and exclaimed in unison: "Old A?"

I saw Qin Feng with a friendly smile on his face, checking the ID cards of the ghosts one by one, and the ghostly driver was behind him, staring at his unsuspecting back, stretching his neck silently.

Dai Mengyuan and Chang Pengyuan were terrified immediately, and their captain looked down at the passengers in front of him, as if he was ignorant of everything behind him, and the ghost driver's face once again showed a cruel and complacent look.

The author has something to say:

Old A: I learned from my partner, keep a low profile.

Please let us have some sympathy for the cannon fodder villain and give him 24 hours to prepare the candle display case.

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I adapted the sixteen characters of black and white impermanence, not the original version hahaha don't misunderstand!The original version is that there are four characters on each hat. Heiwuchang means peace in the world, and it is very domineering. I didn’t change it too much. I added an idiom on behalf of Tianxunshou. Going on a tour to deal with the injustice of the world...but Bai Wuchang, the top of his head should be...um...when he sees making money...it's...so happy!So Mr. Xie's eight words are purely made up by me...