Cannon fodder "attack" system

Song Guan felt incredible when he heard the system prompt saying "task not completed".

Except for the unfortunate trip to the hospital, everything went very smoothly for him this week. Seeing the protagonist attacking and suffering, he also flirted and scolded me and me in the game for a long time. This is obvious to all in the online game. , such a rhythm of every minute, how could the task fail?

——This is unscientific!

On Song Guan's side, he was still in shock and doubts, and Mr. Eggy was also suffering in his heart and couldn't tell.You said that Zhoumu Songguan cooperates with the system?Of course it is very cooperative!Did you say that Song Guan had a good plot?Of course there are!But even so, the mission failed!Mr. Egg simply wants to cry up to the sky, oh my god, the way Song Guan collapses the plot is changing with each passing day, it simply can't keep up with the speed of the opponent's innovation!Who would have expected that everything was going well this week, and the bad was at the end, when the sulfuric acid biubiu splashed out, the penis that the protagonist attacked was wiped out by the living biu!

Mr. Egg was so sorry that his heart ached, he couldn't help asking Song Guan: "Why did you hit people with a bucket of sulfuric acid? Isn't it good to kick and trample people or hit people with your fists? Actually, it's more convenient to use your hands and feet. "

Listening to what Mr. Egg said, Song Guan understood that he probably had a problem with the protagonist Gong at the end. He felt uneasy because he couldn't guess why he failed this week, and his reply slowed down: "At that time The protagonist's attack hurt me so much, I wanted to fight back when I got angry, hitting someone with a bucket must be more painful, so..."

Mr. Egg understands this truth. At the end of each week, it can analyze and review what happened in this week through the perspective of Song Guan.So it knew what Song Guan was thinking at the time, but sometimes people would still ask questions knowingly. Mr. Egg thought that this was really a crime. Said: "The thing is like this. Didn't you turn out some sulfuric acid in the end? Although the amount was not much, it did not cause life-threatening to the protagonist Gong, but his lifeblood was unfortunately lost by you."

Song Guan: "........."

Song Guan was shocked, this shock was absolutely not mixed with any water, it was a shock from the heart.

Song Guan said: "It can't be..." He really felt so, recalling the scene when he fought with the protagonist and unfortunately spilled sulfuric acid, he said, "Obviously, only a little bit of sulfuric acid was poured out at that time..."

Mr. Egg had a bitter expression on his face: "But the jj was still thrown away."

Song Guan: "..."

Mr. Egg looked up at the sky, the naked egg body was almost overflowing with bright sadness, and he didn't know whether it was comforting himself or Song Guan, it said: "Oh, maybe this is fate."

"Isn't this just missing a piece of meat?" Song Guan spoke again after a long while, "Isn't it true love? Even if the protagonist loses jj, if it's true love, it's okay for two people to be together problem."

Mr. Egg said sullenly: "It's true that we are together..."

"Together?"

Because the system gave him an evaluation of "Mission Failure", Song Guan had always thought that the protagonist Gong Shou was not together, and that after the protagonist Gong jj was thrown away, he was rejected by the protagonist Shou, and then the two broke up to see each other again; After the jj was thrown away, the drama of "no, no, no, I am a person without jj, you are so beautiful, I am not worthy of you" began to be staged, and finally the two parted ways.But he really didn't expect the two to be together, so——

"Since the two of them are together, how can it be considered a failure of my mission?!"

Song Guan really doesn't understand how the system judges the completion of the task, and why he can be considered a failure when they are together.

Mr. Dandan choked for a while, and said for a long while, "The protagonist Gong was pushed down by the protagonist Shou because he lost his jj..."

Song Guan didn't understand the point: "What's the matter?"

Mr. Egg: "..."

Egg King said earnestly: "We systematically judge whether the task is completed, and there is a golden rule-have you heard that there is a saying called 'cp can be dismantled and irreversible'?"

Song Guan: "...I haven't heard of it."

Egg Jundao: "It's two people together, occasionally counterattacking, which is called fun, and being counterpressed all the time, that is 'reverse cp', this is something that the system does not allow to happen. This time, the jj that the protagonist attacked is gone However, this week's level of technological development cannot allow him to regenerate his jj, and he can no longer be a man who looks like a god, so naturally this mission has failed."

Song Guan: "..."

Natural hair!

Song Guan was speechless for a long time, he had never heard such a foolish theory.

He wanted to argue that "It's fine for a young couple to have love, as long as they're together, why do you care so much about who goes up and who goes down", but the system itself exists like an overlord's clause, even if he fights like this, he can't It's better to save some effort and keep your mouth shut.

Song Guan held his breath in his heart, feeling very aggrieved.But aggrieved and aggrieved, he suddenly thought of another thing, and patted Mr. Egg: "Tell you something—just my 'Huiyan', you really can't help me get rid of it?"

Mr. Egg is still sighing in his heart. If he lost something, he never expected that Song Guan, who is the person involved, has such a good attitude.It suddenly had some admiration in its heart, thinking about Song Guan's mental body fluctuating so much during the fourth week, although the fifth week was indeed a relatively easy one specially selected by it, in order to let Song Guan relax Slowly, but Song Guan's mental state recovered so quickly, it did not expect...

Mr. Egg was half in admiration, and panicked again in his heart. Could it be that Song Guan has not stabilized, and the peace in front of him is just an illusion before the storm...

It worried in its heart: "This is really irreplaceable, what I said earlier didn't lie to you."

Song Guan couldn't help cursing: "Did you see my face this week? I was disfigured and ruined like this, but the artifact actually helped me to get back plastic surgery. Isn't it dead? And I am so handsome. Alarming the Party Central Committee? I am a cannon fodder, and you say it is unscientific! In case the protagonist suffers..."

Song Guan stopped suddenly when he said this, and felt that he really didn't expect it, he didn't expect that one day, he would say such a series of thunderous words, but the situation was special, so he couldn't care less: "I mean Yes, I, the cannon fodder, was made into such a ghost by that artifact, if the protagonist can’t hold it anymore and falls in love with cannon fodder Gong, what do you want me to do?”

Mr. Egg was shocked: "..."

Song Guan squinted at Mr. Egg: "You are talking."

Mr. Egg didn't say a word for a long time. With tears in its eyes, it finally spit out: "I don't know what to do."

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan raised his forehead and sighed: "I knew..." After muttering this sentence, he turned to look at Mr. Egg, "Then can I discuss the matter with you again?"

Mr. Egg: "?"

Song Guan sat upright and said sincerely: "Do you mind if I give you a beating?"

Mr. Egg: "?!"

So for the next time, Mr. Egg, the leader of the dignified generation, just rolled his chubby egg body in the space, and was chased by Song Guan to hide and scurry around.Because of the emptiness in his heart, it didn't dare to directly use the power of space to tie Song Guan tightly like it did at the beginning, so Mr. Dandan had to run away with tears streaming down his face, and shouted tremblingly, "Song Guan, calm down, don't you!" impulse".

To be honest, Mr. Egg doesn’t mind being beaten very much, but it is still in its infancy and its shell is very brittle. If it is broken, everything will be bad, so you still have to hide. With Song Guan.

After finally waiting for the red awn's teleportation array to emerge, Mr. Egg has run all over the egg shell and there is a layer of wet water stains. I don't know if it is its sweat or its tears.

In fact, Song Guan didn't really want to hit Mr. Egg, it's just that he was very upset and wanted to find a way to scare people.

The red light floated, and the teleportation array was opened. Through the halo pattern, Mr. Egg, who was three feet away, knew that he was safe. He lay on the ground sprawled across the ground. It looked at Song Guan who was about to be teleported away, and he kindly told him He said: "Song Guan, if the plot requires it, if you have to fight with Xiao Gong, this time, Xiao Gong jj must not lose!"

Song Guan: "..."

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When consciousness recovered together with perception, Song Guan had only one thought, which was cold.

Surrounded by water, it was bitingly cold.

Song Guan shivered from the cold, opened his eyes, and really saw that he was at the bottom of the water this time.

Looking up at the water surface from the bottom of the water, the light and shadow are swayed and swayed by the water waves.The water color gives the picture a sense of distortion, the interlaced light and shadow, broken and reunited, the beating of the waves, and the flickering of the sparse.

But no matter how beautiful the picture is, if the person looking at it is about to freeze into a dog, it will be meaningless.

Song Guan felt very cold, and tried to swim upstream. He found that his vision was a little strange at the moment, and he also found that his posture in the water seemed to be different from that of normal people. Of course, the most important thing is that he was in the water. He was able to breathe—it was just that the bone-chilling cold prevented him from thinking too much for a while. Although he found something abnormal, the most important thing at the moment was to leave this place that was so cold that he would freeze him into an ice cube.

"Bang".

Song Guan thought he would be able to surface unimpeded all the way, but when he was still some distance away from the water, he was blocked and hit the thick ice with a "bang".

"Ow..."

The huge collision sound covered up Song Guan's subconscious cry of pain, so he didn't realize that his voice at the moment was so similar to the cries of those young beasts broadcast on TV.Above the water surface is a continuous ice surface, which is a kind of transparency that Song Guan has never seen before, almost like window glass.Song didn't watch carefully all the way up, in fact, he might not be able to tell the difference if he looked carefully, so he bumped his head into the ice with such a swift posture, screaming in pain.

Nima, why is it freezing!

His paws couldn't break through the solid ice, because it was too cold. Song Guan pressed against the ice and desperately wanted to find an exit. Fortunately, he was lucky this time, and he found the exit quickly. The ice surface was too deep, and after the breach was opened, it seemed to be surrounded by a small transparent deep well.

Song Guan floated up to the surface of the water and used his claws to climb one side of the ice. The ice was too tall for him, and it was like an impassable ice wall. He put his claws on the ice wall, thinking about how to how to climb up...

Ah, yes, paws.

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan was in a mess.

Why claws?Why claws!

Where are his hands? !

Looking down again, the whole person suddenly became even worse.

Both of his legs are gone!Limbs become claws!Help, what is this snake tail? !

Song Guan was stunned for a moment by his body shell that he didn't know what had become now, and at this time, he heard a clear and clear child's voice saying to him: "Hey, why don't you come up ah!"

As the voice fell, a rope hung down in front of him, and the child's voice continued: "Come up quickly, don't you stay here, isn't it cold?"

Song Guan was in a trance, and he really felt very cold, so he subconsciously stretched out his hand... Oh no, he stretched out his claws to hug the rope, and then he was easily fished out

Just listening to the soft and waxy child voice who talked to Song Guan before, at the moment he said happily: "Sister, sister, I caught it, I caught a four-legged snake!"

As he spoke, he pinched two fingers together and picked up Song Guan, who was no longer human.

The speaker is still a child, and it is not accurate to say that he is a child—he has a pair of fluffy pointed ears on his head, and there are a few small whiskers on his face that look like a cat’s face. His big eyes are not human-like in shape, the golden pupils are like flowing liquid, almost occupying the entire eye socket, leaving only a little bit of the white of the eye.Behind this child is a big fluffy and fluffy tail, a little excited because of catching Song Guan, the tail behind him is wagging, it is very happy.

Having said so much and described so much, in fact, to sum it up in one sentence, it would be - this baby looks like a monster at first glance.

Then Song Guan heard this little monster of unknown species wiping his saliva and looking at him bewilderedly: "Sister, sister, let's eat snake soup tonight, although this snake is small Fortunately, it is still plump, and it is certain that you will not be full, but it is also very good to try something new."

Song Guan: "...!!!"

What a cheating world!

As soon as we meet, we must drink Guan Ge's stewed soup!

Little monster, do you want to be so cruel!

"Sister, sister, come quickly!" The little monster with big ears was born with a beautiful appearance, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as a fairy boy.It's just that at this moment, this little monster with such a cute face is staring at Song Guan with such a face that is about to saliva, wishing to immediately take out the knife so that Song Guan can be "rectified on the spot" in his hand, and then throw it away. Put it in the pot and cook it immediately. Just thinking about the deliciousness of the snake soup, wow, I can't stop my mouth watering.

Song Guan was hairy from the little monster's naked eyes, and struggled violently, but his waist was pinched, and he couldn't use his strength. His current appearance was not as thick as the little monster's finger, and he was stunned. It twisted into a twisted shape, but couldn't break free from the little monster's grasp.

And the little monster was still shouting happily: "Sister, sister, look, look. It's this four-legged snake."

Song Guan heard a young woman's voice, and his tone was very gentle: "Ah Zheng, you are messing around again. Didn't my sister tell you that things in this lake cannot be fished casually."

The little monster jumped up and down: "Sister, you just think too much, this is just a four-legged snake, it doesn't matter." He handed out Song Guan who was struggling desperately in his hand as if offering a treasure.

Song Guan thumped in the hands of the little monster, almost rolling his eyes. At this moment, he looked up at the woman who spoke—that is, the sister of the little monster.

Sister Youkai is dressed in white, with a wide robe and wide sleeves.Song Guan raised his head and saw the piece of white clothes, and the piece of wilderness snow behind the woman.It was a ten-mile glacier, which had not melted through the ages, and the whiteness of the sky and the earth almost melted the woman's white dress.Undoubtedly, this is a beauty.She was so beautiful and cold that it was inhumane, but in the end there was tenderness in her eyes, so she eliminated the feeling of coldness that seemed to be absent.

This kind of beauty does not seem to exist in reality, because it is too perfect, even after so many weeks, it is said that Song Guan has seen many beauties, and seeing this woman at this moment, he still has a feeling of being attracted by the other party. The appearance gave a feeling of being shocked.

The beauty in white didn't take a look at Song Guan. She looked at her youngest naughty brother, and said helplessly, "Forget it. I will forgive you this time, next..." But her eyes fell on the little monster Baba holding him by accident. On the four-legged snake, the words in her mouth stopped for a moment. The beauty was a little puzzled at first, and then showed an expression as if she remembered something, and then her voice trembled a little, "Ah Zheng, you... Show the one in your hand, the one in your hand... to take a closer look at."

The little monster didn't know anything about his sister's strangeness, so he grabbed Song Guan and stuffed it directly into Sister's hand: "Sister, let's cook it and eat it later, okay?"

After Song Guantuan was fished out of the water in the hands of a beauty as white as Magnolia, he felt cold all the time. At this moment, he couldn't hold back, and sneezed with a "ha chirp".Now he has turned into a small four-legged snake, and even the sound of sneezing is weak... Wait, can snakes sneeze too? ...

Following Song Guan's sneeze, the body of the beauty in white trembled imperceptibly, then she turned her head and sternly reprimanded the young brother beside her, "Ah Zheng, hurry up and kneel down!"

"Eh...eh?" The pair of ears on the little monster's head moved, and the expression on his face was an incomprehensible surprise, "Sister, why..."

"Don't kneel down yet!"

The little monster's elder sister was originally cold, but now she has a gentle look on her face, and she is as cold as an ice sculpture.

"Sister..." The little monster felt a little aggrieved after being scolded by her, but he finally knelt down.At this moment, the woman in white with a solemn expression put Song Guan on the ground, took a step back, knelt down beside her younger brother, bowed down, and it was a great gift to see her lord.

"Bei Yiguang of the raccoon clan of Queshan, Xiaoxian has met the emperor."

When the little monster heard Sister's words, his little face turned pale instantly.His ears and tail have not been removed, and the human form he transformed into is incomplete, not yet a hundred years old, leaving the world alone, he is just a young child.At this time, he seemed to be terribly frightened, and all the blood on his face faded away. This little raccoon called "Azheng" followed his elder sister's example and bowed down. With a pale face, he stuttered and couldn't see what he said: "The magpie...the raccoon clan of Queshan Beiyizheng, see...the emperor..."

Fairy Yiguang next to Little Lizi maintained her kneeling posture. In fact, if you look closely, her body is still trembling, but her voice is unexpectedly calm: "My brother is young and ignorant, and he offended the emperor. This time No matter how the emperor punishes the matter, it is not an exaggeration. It’s just that my raccoon clan only has my brother and sister, and the blood in the clan is passed on, and only my brother is awakened. Xiaoxian is bold and hopes that the emperor will be magnanimous and spare his brother. Fate." She raised her face, with a vague look of determination in her eyes, "Xiaoxian is willing to take over my younger brother's faults, no matter how punished, I will not regret accepting it, I just ask the emperor to forgive me and forgive my younger brother. "

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan looked at the pair of siblings kneeling in front of him, and felt that his inner emotions were very complicated. He wanted to speak, but a gust of wind blew by. Before he could speak, he curled up and sneezed.

"Ha - chirp -"

Song Guan had a runny nose and shivered from the cold, thinking that the weather was really too cold, too cold.Look at this wind blowing, it's very, very, unsuitable for outdoor conversation.Just as he was thinking about it, his body trembled twice, and another sneeze came up.

"Ha chirp-"