Cannon fodder "attack" system

No matter what Song Guan thought, anyway, the cannon fodder Song Baozi was shocked when he saw the baby who had just hatched, and fell in love with the protagonist of this week's show deeply.After seeing the protagonist Shou for the first time, he made up his mind to take good care of this child in his life.However, he remembered his mission and the mess left by his ex-boyfriend and uncle.He, a man destined to die early!How can we possess and protect such a pure and flawless treasure in the world?

God is cruel, and fate always plays tricks on people like this. Why, why? !Yi(?) Seeing(?) Zhong(?) Love(?) Song Baozi was very painful in his heart, but even though it was very painful, he still made a decision. Since it was a relationship destined to be hopeless and have no ending, he would silently bury his love From now on, as an elder, he will quietly raise and protect this heavenly pearl that has fallen into the world.

Let him bear all the pain alone!

——by Song Patriarch of the Buried Love Family

After that, it is a relatively ordinary daily routine of raising a baby. The protagonist Shou is a little dragon.Just kept raising and raising until Xiaolong was 16 years old, the protagonist Gong, who was far away in the sky, suddenly made people defenseless, and "whoosh" came, and he still had his own bgm and flower background kind of.The patriarch of the cannon fodder saw the protagonist's attacking posture, and then thought about the few things he had left, so he asked the protagonist to be taken away.Patriarch Song stayed in the valley alone. He counted the time, and in a few years, it was time to fill in the pit.

In fact, Song Cannon Fodder can still live for several years, but he lost his beloved Xiaolong, and he was so sad that he didn't want to live for a few more years.So on the third day after Xiaolong was taken away, he went to the "Left Eye" valley alone, crossed the River of Sighs, and ended his short life.Although he didn't choose a new patriarch, the former patriarch was still alive, and the next patriarch could be chosen by the previous patriarch. He just wanted to die peacefully.

THEEND.

The plot of this week's show is very concise, and it looks very relaxed and ordinary. It's just raising the children, and it's in such a closed small valley, so it can be said to be very safe.It's just that Song Guan is a bit troublesome when he first arrives, he doesn't know anything, he doesn't even know where his own home is, so it seems that he can only visit other people's homes at the moment, and then gossip with them to gather some useful information.

I don't know who owns the wooden house in front of me, so go in and have a look first.

Thinking of this, Song Guan stepped forward and knocked on the door of the wooden house, paused, said "excuse me", and pushed the door open.

Well, doing this is a bit uninvited.

However, he suspects that the wooden house is his home, but he is not so sure, so now he opens the door and takes a look.

Unexpectedly, this wooden house looks so shabby from the outside, but unexpectedly everything inside is quite complete.There was no one in the house, Song Guanli glanced around at the door, and noticed that there was a bamboo basket on the bed of this family.Inside the basket was a very conspicuous, white, round, small object the size of a basketball, and looking at it, there was a ninety-nine percent chance that it was an egg.

... If his guess is correct, this small shabby wooden house should be his home.

Song Guan didn't go in either. After looking around at the door, he withdrew and closed the wooden door again, and then wandered around in the valley.This place has beautiful mountains and clear waters, and the scenery is good. Song Guan walked there in a leisurely way, and when he saw a house, he visited the house under the banner of "heart-to-heart talk". Then he saw such things as foxes, dogs, chickens, sheep, horses, cows, etc. A series of small animals.

Some of these small animals are very human-like, and some are more like animals. Anyway, none of them are completely human-shaped. They all show some animal characteristics, and people can guess what the prototype is.

Moreover, every household will put a big wooden sign at the door, what is painted on it, and the corresponding head of the household is also the ghost painted on it.

At this time, Song Guan was chatting with Aunt Yang, who was a kind-looking aunt, with wool instead of hair on her head.As soon as she saw Song Guan, she stuffed Song Guan with a bundle of green grass first, and then touched Song Guan's head lovingly—yes, Song Guan's shell this time is indeed not short, but Mrs. Yang He is quite burly, already one and a half as tall as Song Guan.The aunt Yang took Song Guan's hand and touched the back of Song Guan's hand: "Brother Guan, your condition is much better today. A few days ago you... hey, we were all very worried about you. That kind of thing has hurt you too. You child, aunt, I watched you grow up. You, you are too soft-hearted, so you are bullied by those shameless people. Next time, let me see that dog boy , I will definitely help you fan the two of them into walnuts—"

Aunt Yang spoke sincerely and was filled with righteous indignation. Seeing Song Guan in front of her silently tilting her head to look at her, the emotion in her eyes was not obvious, as if she was just looking at her, she suddenly woke up, quickly changed her words, and said something A string of silver bell-like magic voice laughter: "——oh hehehe," said Mrs. Yang, "I just lied to you, how could I hit them, I have always been reasonable." The credibility of these words How high it is is not easy to evaluate, anyway, Aunt Yang forcibly changed the subject, "By the way, Brother Guan, are you all right now?"

"It's not very good." Song Guan started to make up nonsense very calmly, "My egg cub... I don't know how to hatch it. It always doesn't respond, and I'm scared."

After hearing this, Mrs. Yang slapped Song Guan on the shoulder fiercely. The strength of this miss almost missed Song Guan into the ground: "I don't think that egg is a good egg. Why do you care so much? Just cook it!"

Song Guan really didn't expect that Mrs. Yang would be so bold and powerful. After eating Mrs. Yang's palm, he barely managed to show a "very painful" expression. He breathed a sigh of relief and said slowly: " ...children are always innocent."

It can be said that it is very in line with the character of the original owner, and it is a line that the original owner will say.

Aunt Yang shook her head: "Oh, what do you want me to say?" She patted Song Guan's shoulder again, this time her strength was under control, so it didn't hurt, Aunt Yang said with a helpless expression, "Forget it You are happy. In fact, hatching eggs is the same thing.” Mrs. Yang taught Song Guan her experience, “Although I am not born with eggs, I do know a little about hatching eggs. Different eggs hatch differently. Same, before you locked yourself in the house by yourself and didn't talk to anyone, I didn't have time to talk to you, but now you ask, I just happened to tell you a few words. Your parents hatched you back then, aunt I also helped, so I know a thing or two. Like this, during the day, you find a warm sandy place where the sun can shine, bury the egg in it, and when the sun goes down at night, you take it with you. Go home, and then you dragon clan will coil up, you coil up around the egg cubs. I can't say how long it will take for the baby to hatch, but in short, there is definitely nothing wrong with hatching like this."

——If this egg is really your own.

But, of course, the kind-hearted Aunt Yang didn't say the last half of the sentence to the young green hat patriarch of their valley, but held it back in her stomach. After all, if she really said it, it would hurt her feelings too much.

Song Guan thanked Aunt Yang, and went out to meet the remaining spirits.He visited all the way and got a lot of gifts, all kinds of weird things, everything.When he walked back to the cabin again, the sun was already setting.As he had expected at the beginning, this wooden house was indeed his residence.The stick figure drawn on the wooden sign at the door is still the same as what I saw at the beginning, it is a fat lizard with a horn on the top of the head. Song Guan thinks again that Mrs. Yang said that she is from the Jiao clan, and she also feels a little drunk.

It was the egg-shaped protagonist Shou, who was lying quietly in the bamboo basket on the bed.Song Guan walked over slowly, carrying the basket and looked it up first.

This is a very standard sphere. Song Guan thought of Mr. Egg for a while. Although both are eggs, Mr. Egg looks very like an egg. It is said to be round and round, and it also looks like an ellipsoid. It looks the same as the eggs bought in the vegetable market, but the egg in front of me is very different, a ball that is too regular and standard, and it is so white, it looks like a big pearl. breeding eggs.

Stretching out his hand to touch the egg shell, suddenly the shell that touched Song Guan's palm suddenly lit up.

The sudden appearance of blocky light spots did indeed startle Song Guan for a moment.He simply sat on the bed and took the egg out completely.At this time, a clear crackling sound resounded clearly in the quiet room.Song Guan stared helplessly at the surface of the egg in his hand, cracks slowly emerged, and the cracked lines became one piece, the scope was getting bigger and bigger, and the trend was getting faster and faster.

It is true that Song Guan saw this egg for the first time today, and of course he does not have any feelings for it, but this kind of birth accompanied by a broken shell does have an inexplicable appeal.How should I put it, it feels like standing on a thin ice surface. The movement of the shell breaking is like the ice breaking under the feet, making people so nervous that they even hold their breath.

clack.

A small meat claw shattered a corner of the eggshell and protruded from the inside.

The little paw was fleshy and pink, and seemed to be covered with a little white fluff.

--Um?etc? ? ?Meat claws? ? ?

As a person who used to be a dragon, Song Guan of course knows what a dragon's claw looks like. That claw is similar to a bird's claw. What's going on with the claw protruding from the broken shell in front of him?No matter how you look at it, it is not a dragon claw.

It's like...

With a bang, the egg shell was completely cracked.

The little animal inside the white egg rolled out with a "hiccup", and was hugged firmly by Song Guan.

Not a dragon.

Staring at the newly hatched little guy in his hand, Song Guan was expressionless.The ominous premonition that rose in his heart when he saw the little claw sticking out of the eggshell was just confirmed at this moment.

The little guy in his hand is raw and tender, and his hair hasn't even grown. What kind of dragon is it? It's a mouse!