Ming Xiu Yi hides

Chapter 118 Civilization

"Ah! My expensive butt!" In the training room, the baboon clutched its kicked butt and screamed.

"What's it called! I know how to come back!" Lin Cong put down his lifted foot and rubbed his foot, "It really hurts...".

"It still hurts when you kick me? It's too much!!!", the baboon's eyes were wide open, and his face was full of disbelief as he hugged his buttocks.

"Father soaks his feet with imported milk every day, with luxurious royal essential oils on it, supplemented by exquisite massage techniques. You should thank the Lord Ron every time you touch you!" Lin Cong hugged his legs, glanced at the baboon, and then looked at the still The scattered red seal was heartbroken.

"Fuck! Then you have to smell it quickly, my buttocks are baptized by twelve stages of excrement and fart every day, and absorb the essence of the moon for three hours every night! It doesn't matter who loses!", the baboon picked eyebrows, tilted his head while hugging his buttocks, and touched Lin Cong, his face full of dissatisfaction.

At this time, a Qu Ruitian just took a glass of water from the water dispenser and sat down, took a sip and then sprayed it.

If he hadn't moved his mouth quickly enough, the keyboard would have been useless because the paper was too far away. Qu Ruitian wiped his mouth with his hand, then quietly rubbed his hand on the jacket on the gaming chair, muttering, "You two All of them may not be more than three years old together, they are immature and naive, and they are still so uncivilized and full of shit, as public figures, we have to take the lead ~ you know?".

baboon,"……".

Lin Cong, "...".

Still civilized, we've seen it all, dirty dog.

Who knows who is the most naive, let me show off my IQ here!

If it weren't for the Joe team!

It seems—they seem to be unable to do anything about him...

Then, Baboon and Lin Cong heard Qiao Qian cough lightly, and a malicious voice sounded, "Everyone who has free gifts, you can go."

Only then did Baboon and Lin Cong remember that everyone was broadcasting live today, and they looked at each other, huh, huh, so embarrassing.

Because of Qiao Qian, other people who started the live broadcast also received bombardment with various gifts.

He Shu squinted his eyes at the funny couple who accidentally brought waves of traffic, and also missed eight 360-degree clean teeth. He smiled politely before turning back, and the voice of thanking the gift sounded, "Thank you everyone and What about the gifts brought by the baboons and the coach~"

The baboon walked a few steps, walked to Xue Mu who was closest to him, put one hand on Xue Mu's computer desk, looked down at the barrage, just saw a few...

"I knew you weren't the kind of man monkey you said, we're down-to-earth hahaha!"

"This rocket only represents my tribute to Coach Lin and the Baboons!!"

"Why can you be so funny when you play professionally hahaha"

"Would you like to laugh in line or how to laugh, hee hee"

"When did ATF debut as a comedian?"

"The coach was badly taught by the baboons hahaha"

Why wasn't he taught badly by Lin Cong!This unfair and dark world!

"Ah!!!!!! I don't want to live anymore~ I don't want you to see me now~" Baboon covered his face and ran out of the training room with his crappy Taiwanese accent, heading for his own shelter So-toilet.

If God gives him another chance, he must not say such shameful words, at least not in front of so many people...

Who is he?Where is he?What is he going to do?

At this moment, he suddenly remembered the thousands of hours he had endured so hard in order to create a character and talk...

And what I couldn't help but say——

"My shortcoming is that I don't like talking..."

"This person's words are too unqualified. We want to be the pioneers of the civilization of the times..."

Hehe━┳━━┳━

The persona he created in front of his fans is noble and elegant (not), gentle and polite (not), deep and low-key (not to mention).

Who was that person just now?Who took away his body!It must be a demon!

Lin Cong stared at the baboon who was riding a horse. He was stunned for a while, then quietly picked up his coat, and walked steadily to sell the door of the training room with embarrassment and style.

Just after going out, everyone except Qiao Qian couldn't help bursting out laughing.

Suddenly, Lin Cong turned his head and scanned the training room, trying to find the person who laughed.

However, the laughter stopped abruptly, as if no one had made a sound just now, everyone's facial expressions were very natural, as if the laughter just now was Lin Cong's hallucination.

Lin Cong turned his head back again, and suddenly——

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hiccup!"

Lin Cong-_-#, "...", so angry.

Lin Cong used his unique skill of jumping backwards and forwards, flashed to the door and turned around, pointing at Qu Ruitian, "It's too much to hiccup while still laughing! Be a human being and stay on the line, so we can meet again in the future!".

"Sorry", Qu Ruitian stood up and bowed seriously, and then - "Hahahahaha!".

"Grass!"

"Smile for me! There's still half a month left before the finals. During this half month, increase the amount of training! Hmph!" After speaking, Lin Cong tossed his hair back, and his pursed mouth could hold a bottle of oil. He strode forward and forced his respect.

After the baboons came back, they joined the team, and the five-row team started.

The entire training room was filled with only the voice of Qu Ruitian conducting.

"Baboon, slowly draw closer to the opponent!"

"Xue Mu, pay attention to your position!"

"Ah Qian, the confuse tactic..."

"He Shu, pay attention to cooperation, the desire to win is too aggressive!"

Lin Cong was in the office studying FD's tactics and hero changes in the past few years and in the near future. While doing the research, he suddenly remembered something.

No matter how dissatisfied, how could he make a move during the game? Besides, that kid had repeatedly stated in the live broadcast room and after the game that he joined FD because he admired Lin Hai.

How can I feel that my idol's strictness to me is not specially cultivated, but unfair, which is simply absurd.

FD's top laner Xuanyu's name sounds soft and cute, but his technique is not sloppy at all, on the contrary, it has a bit of sophistication.

As a commander, his treacherous and changeable decision-making, and decisiveness in his actions have shocked countless people.

He is the first top laner in the past ten years, and he is also the youngest player in the e-sports circle.

The jungler Qingliu is also the No. [-] character. As soon as he entered people's field of vision, he was scrambled by many teams, which shows his strong strength.

The bot lane combination of FD's shooter Yunlong and support Dobby is less famous than the other two lanes. The operation is stable in all aspects. It is so mediocre, but it has not been replaced by generations of dark horses.

It's all because of their irreplaceable super tacit understanding with their teammates, knowing each other's every move, and keeping up with every operation of their teammates.

Before Baboon's former teammate Liangren transferred to FD, FD's original mid laner Ameng, who was a prime-time professional, suddenly punched their coach Lin Hai the day before the game and sent him to the hospital.

While everyone was sighing, they couldn't help being surprised that Ah Meng had such explosive power in his thin and well-behaved body.

Lin Cong had seen that child before, with soft hair that could even shine in the sun, fair and well-behaved, how could he act recklessly on the stage regardless of his care.

Strangely, this stone that should have turned up huge waves did not splash a few waves, and finally ended with Ameng's suspension.

In the end, the club explained to the public that the player was dissatisfied with the coach's rigorous training, young and energetic, and finally fought hard on the field.

Ridiculous, really ridiculous, logic burst, full of loopholes, playing everyone as a fool.

Regardless of the past—

If ED is compared to water-filled pork, then FD is an unusually firm and chewy beef tendon.

Although it is true that the ATF needs a sharpening, Lin Cong still has to lament Qu Ruitian's unlucky luck.

It can be said that there are no examples, listening to sadness, smelling tears, and paying attention to it.

However, they are not afraid.

I vaguely remember that day, when there was a thunderstorm, Qu Ruitian turned his back to him and left, leaving behind a memorable sentence, "We are heading towards the throne, and the stones we encounter on the road may be big or small. But for us, There is only one road to the throne, and all we can do is to remove them one by one, there is no other choice."

Yes, didn't everyone come to the e-sports arena with the same dreams and desires?

No one wants first to belong to someone else, competitive!Competition is the first, the battlefield without fighting can only be regarded as a gorgeous performance!

Their goal is number one!First!First!

Therefore, it doesn't matter whether anyone, any team, is strong or weak on the road!

If the opponent is weak, it can only mean that they are stronger than the opponent; if the opponent is strong, they will definitely use the enemy to kick their legs to climb up step by step!

Lin Cong, who was deep in thought, was awakened by a knock on the door.

Lin Cong thought that he should have brought over what Zhang Chun had brought, and continued to stare at the computer without moving his eyes, and said, "Come in!".

Following the sound of the door being opened, after a while, Lin Cong couldn't help but raised his head when he didn't hear footsteps or voices entering the door, but saw someone who shouldn't have appeared now.

"Really? I'm dazzled?" Lin Cong rubbed his wide-open eyes, his eyebrows furrowed upwards, and his brown broken hair hung on his eyelashes because of his wide-eyed eyes, "Ah, what are you doing?" coming!".

Lin Cong hurriedly stood up, calling for the visitors to take their seats.

It turned out to be Li Paipai and Han Ye, standing together is really a match made in heaven.

After hearing Pai Pai's words, Lin Cong's emotions, which were already high when he saw Pai Pai's sister, gushed out like magma.

Pai Pai has no intention of coming back. After all, there is still a baby in the womb, so he should not touch computers or other radiation-emitting things too much.

Besides, the list of starters has been handed over to the organizing committee, and unless there are some unexpected circumstances, the starters are not allowed to be changed at will.

It's not fair to the baboons either.

Pai Pai smiled, hugged Lin Cong, and looked beautiful, "A few days ago, Team Qiao discussed with me if he could come to help and come to see everyone."

Looking at Sister Pai Pai's smile as before, and the seriousness in her eyes.

Lin Cong imagined the scene of being raped by Pai sister in the past—Xiao Yuan, the good times are coming...

After all, Miss Pai Pai always hits straight balls.

The author has something to say:

Baboon: "Why is my back a bit cold???"

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