After transmigrating into a cannon fodder, I married a villain

As the wedding day approaches, Yu Sheng suffers from the legendary pre-marital anxiety disorder, and he begins to understand why some girls become a little nervous before marriage.He thinks that he has a physique that can't eat fat, and he has never cared about his mouth. Now, for the first time, he wants to lose weight, and he can only live on vegetables and radishes every day.

Knowing this, Yu Ce couldn't laugh or cry, and said to Yu Sheng, "On your waist, Yan Weilan can hold it with one hand, so you don't have to worry about yourself."

Yu Sheng had a dull face, mechanically nibbling a cucumber, "Hmm..."

"It's really hopeless." Yu Ce sneered, "The Hanlin Academy of Painting exam is half a month earlier than your wedding, are you prepared?"

Yu Sheng complained: "I want to prepare too, but I can't calm down at all now." After this period of treatment, his hand has improved significantly, and Mo Wengui also said that he can draw more and practice more now.But every time he picks up the pen, he starts to lose his mind within a short time of painting. When he comes back, Yan Weilan's appearance has already appeared on the paper. He is gentle as water, restrained, cold as ice, and even vicious. Both he and Yu Sheng are obsessed with each other for no reason.Fortunately, drawing Yan Weilan can be regarded as practice, it is better than just thinking about him and not drawing anything.

Yu Ce tapped his head with a folding fan, "Dead wood cannot be carved."

"Oh, brother, you won't understand." Yu Sheng rubbed his head and muttered.

Yu Ce laughed, "Okay, I don't understand the romance, but you do."

Yu Sheng paused, and said slowly: "Brother, since His Majesty has set a precedent for the marriage of two ordinary men, have you ever thought...you can also marry...a man's wife?"

Yu Ce was silent for a moment, gently pinched Yu Sheng's face, and said with a smile: "You still have time to take care of my affairs, it seems that you are too free."

Yu Sheng's free time will soon come to an end.Jiang Huamei secretly invited a woman from somewhere. It is said that this woman is a good trainer in the capital. The brothers who have been trained by her, after marrying into her husband's family, can keep her husband in his belly. If you have to be obedient, you will definitely conceive and have a child within a year.

Jiang Huamei said: "Mother Liu's two sons are both in charge of the Biezhuang in the Yu Mansion. They are absolutely trustworthy and will not gossip outside. From today onwards, you will learn from her in the morning and come to mother's place in the afternoon. The Duke's Mansion It’s a big family in Beijing with hundreds of people, and it’s basically useless to rely on your current ability to manage the family properly, and my mother will give you everything I’ve learned in my life, so you’re good to learn.” She stared angrily again as she spoke. Yu Sheng glanced, "If you didn't assume Gui, Mother has a few years to teach you, and now there is only more than one month left. You did it yourself."

"Mom, who said I'm going to be a housekeeper? A man's ambition is everywhere, I..."

"Are you a man? You're a brother!" Jiang Huamei glared and said, "I still want to stay in Sifang. What should I do if the climax comes when you are in Sifang? You're talking nonsense."

"..." Yu Sheng wisely chose to remain silent.From Jiang Huamei's point of view, elder brother should stay at home and take care of husband and son. This kind of thinking is deeply ingrained in her mind, and it cannot be changed overnight.

Yu Sheng was forced to start his pre-marriage course.Jiang Huamei's side was fine, but for Liu Ma, Yu Sheng's three views were shattered in the first class.

"Second young master, you know, if you want to grab a man's heart, what should you do first?"

Yu Sheng replied: "Catch his stomach?"

"No, it's not." Mama Liu said, "This man is an animal with a lower body. If you want him to be interested in you, you must physically be physically attached to him."

Yu Sheng made an expression of swallowing an egg - wait, he seems to smell the car?

Seeing that Yu Sheng was speechless, Mama Liu smiled and said, "Second young master, don't be shy. My brother has orgasms and has a special physique. He is already very talented in sex. This sex skill is just icing on the cake."

...you go away ah ah ah ah!What a goddamn intercourse technique!I have never eaten pork and I have not talked about pigs running!And why do you teach me alone, Yan Weilan doesn't need to learn, he obviously has no experience!Not fair, he refuses!

Naturally, Mama Liu couldn't hear the roar in Yu Sheng's heart. She calmly took out a cylindrical and long object, and said with a smile, "This class is the secret technique of the room technique - ventriloquist."

Yu Sheng: "...Farewell."

Yu Sheng wanted to run away, but Jiang Huamei knew her son's temperament well, and was waiting at the door with a cane, when Yu Sheng braked suddenly and almost hit her.Jiang Huamei was expressionless, like a jade-faced king of Hades, pointing at the room with a cane, and said, "Go back!"

Yu Sheng stiffened his neck and refused to move.

"Come on, put the second young master in!"

"Yes!"

Two women with thicker arms than Yu Sheng's arms rushed up, restrained Yu Sheng from left to right, ignored his screams, and dragged him back in a daze.Jiang Huamei shook the rattan in satisfaction, and said: "Take care of the second young master, don't let him run away."

I don't know if he was forced to listen to the car, Yu Sheng was stimulated, and the climax of the night finally came again after half a year.Yu Sheng woke up in the middle of the night and found that her heart was beating hard and she was sweating all over, so she knew that she was probably going to have an orgasm.He hurriedly asked Qiu Nian to bring anti-dampness medicine, brew it with water and drink it.

Qiu Nian said anxiously: "Second young master, if you take too much of this anti-tide medicine, it will hurt your yin orifice. You are going to get married, so it's better to take less."

Yu Sheng waved his hand weakly, "It's okay, just once in a while." From now on, Yan Weilan will relieve him.

"This craze really didn't come at the right time." Qiu Nian sighed, "It would be great if it can be held in January, preferably on the young master's wedding night, and it can also add to the fun."

Yu Sheng smiled wryly, "Don't do it, I can't bear to play such a big game on the wedding night."

Qiu Nian smiled shyly, "Do you want me to ask the third young master to accompany you?"

"Since you've taken the medicine, you should be fine." Yu Sheng said, "Qiu Nian, you should go back and rest too. I'll call you if something happens."

The anti-tide medicine given by Empress Lin really worked. Yu Sheng curled up on the bed, feeling the restlessness in her body fade away little by little, and the eager lust gradually returned to tranquility.In the middle of the night, the heat subsided completely, and Yu Sheng seemed to be fished out of the water.He dragged his weak legs out of bed, wanting to change clothes.

A gust of wind blew by, blowing the paintings on the desk to the ground.Yu Sheng bent down to pick it up, and happened to meet the eyes of the person in the painting, and his heart felt a little hot.No matter how much he endured, Yan Weilan would accompany him through the climax in the future.

Yu Sheng has been forced by Jiang Huamei to learn some messy things, and he was not relieved until two days before the exam at the Hanlin Academy of Painting.For the past two days, Yu Sheng didn't dare to be lazy and was preparing for the exam.On the day of the exam, Yu Ce deliberately asked the government office for leave, and sent Yu Sheng to the exam room with Yu Lu.

Unlike the last scientific examination, there were not so many people taking the examination of Hanlin Academy of Painting, and Yu Sheng arrived at the examination room smoothly.Yu Lu seemed a little worried, held Yu Sheng's hand and said, "Second brother, your hand...is it really all right?"

Yu Sheng said with a smile: "Do your best and obey the destiny. Not this year, but next year."

Yu Lu knew that his second elder brother was optimistic and open-minded by nature, and he was very open-minded about everything. He was very envious, but he wanted to learn but couldn't. "Second brother, thank you."

"Hey? Thank you for what?"

Yu Lu said sincerely: "The marriage between you and Cousin Wei Lan doesn't need to be so troublesome at all. You have hidden your identity so far because of me. I know, I know all about it."

Yu Sheng was embarrassed by what was said, put his finger on his forehead, and said, "I'm not necessarily for you. Think about it, if I hadn't shown myself as an ordinary person, I would have been forced to marry those royal nobles long ago. , let alone take today’s exam. Lulu, you don’t owe me anything, just do what you want boldly.”

Yu Lu smiled and said firmly, "Second brother, I will definitely not let you down."

Yu Sheng got out of the carriage and looked around. Yu Ce knew what he was looking for, and said, "The war in the south is at a critical juncture. Wei Lan has been ordered to stay in the palace for the past few days. She is on standby day and night. She has no means to spare, so she won't come to see you of."

Yu Sheng was a little disappointed.He comforted himself that he and Yan Weilan were going to get married soon, and they could see each other every day from now on, and they didn't care if they saw each other.Yu Sheng was about to enter the examination room when he suddenly heard someone calling him, "Second Master Yu!"

Yu Sheng's eyes lit up when he saw someone coming, "Duma?! Where's your seventh young master? Is he here too?"

Du Ma shook his head, "The seventh young master is still in the palace, he asked the younger one to give this to you." Du Ma took out a brocade handkerchief from his bosom and handed it to Yu Sheng, who couldn't wait to open it, "This is... Peace talisman?"

"The seventh young master said that you begged him for him when he went south to Xunyang. He has been carrying it with him all these years, so that he can save himself from danger and escape from death many times. Now he returns this safety talisman to you. You just need to bring it It will surely bring you good luck.”

Yu Sheng looked at the half-old peace talisman and said with a smirk, "He's so superstitious."

Yu Ce urged: "The exam is about to start, Sheng'er should hurry up and enter."

Yu Sheng put away the safety talisman, looked at Yu Ce and Yu Lu, and said confidently, "I'm going."

There is only one exam in the Hanlin Academy of Painting, and the form is single, and they are all for reading questions.This year's title is a good couplet - the falling flowers are independent, and the little swifts are flying together.A picture emerged in Yu Sheng's mind: Chunyu Weiwei, a young man in black standing among the colorful fallen flowers, with a peach blossom face.

Yu Sheng smiled slightly, and wrote the first stroke on the paper.

September, late autumn.The scorching heat recedes, the autumn wind is clear, and the fallen leaves gather and disperse.On the first day of September, the Duke's mansion was filled with red, red cotton carpets were spread from the entrance to the new house, happy words were pasted on the windows, and even the trees were covered with carmine veils.

Yan Weilan was sitting in the courtyard, playing chess with Mo Wengui under the tree.Mo Wengui said, "It's your turn."

Yan Weilan looked down at the chessboard, then lightly threw the white characters into the chess box, "I lost."

Mo Wengui grabbed a handful of broad beans from the side, and threw them into his mouth one by one, "You're so absent-minded, it's no wonder you don't lose. What are you worried about? Are you afraid that the cooked duck will fly away?"

Yan Weilan looked at the big red happy letter on the window, "I was just thinking, I have done so many bad things, when will come the retribution."

Mo Wengui twitched the corners of his mouth, "Apart from killing your brother and father, seeking power, and playing with people's hearts, and you still have a few lives in your hands, you haven't done anything bad. God won't do anything to you. "

"more than."

"what?"

Yan Weilan said indifferently: "There are more than a few."

"How much is that?"

Yan Weilan glanced at him, "How do you think Xueya grew so big?"

Mo Wengui gave him a thumbs up, "You are ruthless."

"I've waited for so long, done so much, and finally waited until today, and I actually..." Yan Weilan looked at her hands and smiled softly, "I'm a little scared."

He is not afraid when someone steps on his feet; he is not afraid when blood is on his hands for the first time; he is not afraid when his life is on the line.But just the day before he was going to get Yu Sheng, he was afraid.

"I understand." Mo Wengui patted him on the shoulder, "It is said that the disaster will last for a thousand years. You and I are not good people, and we will surely live a long life."

Yan Weilan nodded lightly, "I accept your good words."

"No more chess," Mo Wengui said, "I'll have a drink with you."

"Alright."

The two had a few drinks, and a servant girl came to report: "Seventh Young Master, Madam... She cut the kimono to be worn tomorrow with scissors, and said..."

Mo Wengui didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he asked, "What did you say?"

The maid trembled and said, "Even if she dies, she won't recognize an ordinary man as her daughter-in-law."

"This woman is also really strange." Mo Wengui said, "She has no children, yet she values ​​Yan Mansion's reputation more than her own life, it's so sad."

Yan Weilan said coolly: "I don't need her to show up tomorrow. Since she doesn't like it, she doesn't need to show up in the Duke's mansion in the future. There is a villa in the suburbs of Beijing. Let her tidy up and go there. Tell her, if she dies, she will die." Don't die in Yan Mansion."

Mo Wengui Youyou said: "Your father is only half breathed, and he can't even get out of bed. You are driving your aunt away at this moment. What are you going to worship when you worship Gaotang tomorrow? Besides, you are not afraid that this matter will spread." Go out and be impeached by the speaker?"

There was a hint of hostility between Yan Weilan's brows, "They dare not."

The night before the wedding, Yu Sheng didn't sleep well all night.Before dawn, the maidservants of the Yu Mansion began to dress him up.Because there is no precedent for the wedding of two ordinary people, all matters are handled according to the rules of elder brother's marriage.Sitting in front of the mirror, Yu Sheng said nervously: "You can transform yourself as you like, but don't transform me into a girl."

The maid who put on Yu Sheng's makeup covered her lips and smiled, "Don't worry, Second Young Master, the servants put on male makeup for you, and they will never turn you into a girl."

The so-called masculine makeup is to trace the eyebrows, apply powder, and add rouge to the lips.After the transformation, Yu Sheng looked the same as usual, but her face was peach blossom, her lips were a little vermilion, and she was magnificent and charming, with an indistinguishable beauty.

At the end of the transformation, the servant girl was a little unsure about noticing, and said: "After I set the gui, I will put a red seal on my forehead. When I get married, this red seal must not be missing, and it is called "Acacia Red". Do you want to order this acacia red when you get married according to the etiquette of your son?"

Another maid said: "But the second young master is not a brother after all, in my opinion, it's better not to order this acacia red."

When the two were hesitating, Jiang Huamei came with her servants and made up their minds for them: "Let's order it for him."

After ordering red, Jiang Huamei stared at Yu Sheng for a long time, and sighed in her heart: I really took advantage of that boy Yan Weilan.

Jiang Huamei sent the servants away, held Yu Sheng's hand, and said, "Are you nervous?"

Yu Sheng nodded.

"Want to cry?"

Yu Sheng was puzzled, "Of course I don't want to." Why would you want to cry on such a beautiful day?

Jiang Huamei pointed to his head, and said: "You really are a little heartless. After today, you will be a member of Yan's family. You will live in Yan's mansion every day, and you may not be able to go home once a month. " Jiang Huamei choked up as she spoke, "You just... don't you miss your mother..."

"Mother... Mother, don't cry, I feel bad when you cry." Yu Sheng hurriedly found a handkerchief to wipe Jiang Huamei's tears, "Yan Mansion is in the capital, I go home once every half a month, ah no , I will go home once every ten days! Or, Wei Lan and I have agreed to go home for a short stay if there is nothing to do."

Jiang Huamei said angrily: "Look at what you said, the married son lives with his husband, you are not afraid of being laughed at by others."

"Mother, don't always think that I'm married." Yu Sheng persuaded earnestly, "Didn't Wei Lan say that he could also come to our house to be your daughter-in-law? Just act as if you are marrying a daughter-in-law today." , I feel much better this way.”

Jiang Huamei smiled through tears, "It's alright, it's alright, you're going to get married and you still like to talk so much. It's almost time, mother let them come in to change your clothes."

Yu Sheng finally put on his wedding gown, which was a bright red wedding gown, embroidered with auspicious clouds and mandarin ducks, which was more self-cultivating than a woman's wedding gown.Yu Sheng seldom wears such a bright color, the straight red and the acacia red between his eyebrows complement each other, making him look like Wodan, charming and charming.

Jiang Huamei took the phoenix crown from the maid and put it on for Yu Sheng herself.The phoenix crown is much simpler than that worn by women when they get married, more like a man's crown.After a lot of tossing, Yu Sheng didn't look sissy even though he was a phoenix crown, which made him secretly relieved - just because he fell in love with a man, it didn't mean that he became a master of women's clothing.

Jiang Huamei looked at him with twinkling eyes, "My son is so pretty."

Yu Sheng was fine at first, but when he heard this sentence, his nose felt sour for no reason, "It's not because my mother gave birth to me well."

Jiang Huamei held back her tears and said, "Sheng'er, the rest of your life...if it was someone else's."

Yu Sheng felt stuck in his throat, "Mother..."

Jiang Huamei wiped her tears, took the Xipa, and put it on Yu Sheng's head.Yu Sheng couldn't see anything but a patch of red, the room he lived in for many years, and his mother, who was in tears.

After everything was ready, Yu Sheng came down to the front hall with the support of his servants to bid farewell to the elders of the Yu clan.Yu Mengqing said to him: "Since you are married as a husband, you should put your husband first in everything in the future, and take care of your husband and family, so you can't do anything willful."

Yu Sheng didn't have much affection for Yu Mengqing, so Yu Sheng just listened to what he had to say, and said casually, "My son respects his father's teachings."

Then, Yu Sheng heard Yu Ge's voice again: "Second brother, if someone bullies you in Yan's residence, come back and tell me, and I will vent your anger on you!"

Yu Sheng secretly smiled.Yu Mengqing scolded: "What nonsense, why don't you take the lady back!"

At this time, there was a faint sound of firecrackers outside, and the servants came in to report: "Master, madam, the people from the Yan residence have come to welcome the relatives."

Jiang Huamei hurriedly said: "Hurry up, send the second young master out of the house!"

Yu Sheng walked out of the lobby with Xi Niang's support. Because of the hipa, he couldn't see anything except the ground.There were voices from all directions, and almost all the clan members of the Yu clan came.Although it is not a glorious thing for an ordinary man to marry someone else as a man's wife, Yan and Yu were married by the emperor after all, and Yan Weilan is a favorite minister of the emperor.No matter how the Yu clan's relatives viewed this marriage in their hearts, they still did a good job on the surface, saying congratulations on their lips, and all of them were smiling.The uninformed bystanders will only think that this is a normal wedding.

The bridal sedan chair of the Yan Mansion stopped at the door, and Yu Sheng arrived with joy.Xi Niang whispered in his ear: "Second Young Master, the Xi Niang is just in front of you."

Yu Sheng nodded and was about to walk forward when he suddenly felt a familiar figure walking in front of him.