After transmigrating into a cannon fodder, I married a villain

Yu Sheng was scolded by Jiang Huamei for half an hour, until Yu Ge came over and said that she wanted to play with her second brother, and she turned the blame on her daughter, "Your second brother is going to take an exam soon, you go and play by yourself, don't worry about it." Delay him from studying."

"Mother, the master said, you shouldn't be too nervous before the exam, you should relax more." Yu Sheng pulled Yu Ge and walked out, "I'll play with Xiao Ge for a while, it's okay."

Jiang Huameila couldn't hold back either, so she had to let them go.

Yu Ge is already 13 years old, an age at which she can get married in this era, but she doesn't look like a big girl at all. It was Jiang Huamei who broke the only daughter, and the two often had conflicts over this matter.

Both Yu Ce and Yu Sheng are naturally on the mother's side. Yu Ce has always favored his younger siblings unconditionally. As for Yu Sheng, it's okay for a little girl to be lively and cheerful as long as she has three views.Now Yu Ge has no prejudice against Yu Lu's mother and son, and occasionally plays with Yu Lu. He is pretty and cute, and he calls "brother" every time, so that Yu Sheng is almost half a sister.

Yu Sheng accompanied Yu Ge to kick the shuttlecock in the yard for a while, and he was relieved that his hands were useless, but his feet were still usable, and he could play even with Yu Ge if he worked hard.After the two siblings had lunch together, Yu Sheng went back to his yard and took a nap.In the afternoon, he dismissed his servants and went to the study room. He planned to practice, but he felt dizzy when he saw the pen and paper.He endured the discomfort and picked up the pen. After only half a stick of incense, his hands began to shake non-stop. He could only stop to rest, move his fingers and wrists, and continue to draw.It took him an hour to complete a simple picture of a chicken pecking rice.At this time, he was already sweating profusely, and his whole body was limp and weak.He was very frustrated, the picture of a chicken pecking rice has become hell, so can he still draw a picture of a drunken beauty for Yan Weilan in his life?

The door slammed softly, and Qiu Nian's voice came from outside: "Master, Madam ordered someone to bring tremella and lotus seed soup, do you want to try it?"

Yu Sheng crumpled the chicken pecking rice picture into a paper ball and threw it aside, saying, "Okay."

Qiu Nian opened the door and walked in. Yu Sheng noticed that his face was not very good-looking, and there were bruises under his eyes, presumably because he didn't sleep well last night.Yu Sheng guessed: "Did you come to the climax yesterday?"

Qiu Nian nodded embarrassedly.

"Why don't you tell me? How did you survive alone." After Yu Sheng finished speaking, he remembered that he hadn't returned home at all last night, and said, "You can go to the third young master when I'm not here, he will help you. "

Qiu Nian looked sincere, "Without the two young masters, Dongdong and I would have starved to death on the street long ago. We would have never imagined our life today. The two young masters have shown us father and son a mountain of kindness. You can't repay me like a cow or a horse, so why bother the young masters?"

After Qiu Nian blew a wave of rainbow farts, Yu Sheng was a little flustered. "We are all brothers, and we should help each other." Yu Sheng said, "I remember that your crazes are very punctual, once every two months, then the next time will be July, and I will write it down in a small notebook. It's time to help you through."

Qiu Nian was apprehensive, "Don't bother the Second Young Master." He stopped talking for a while, and said, "It's you, Second Young Master, who hasn't had a hot tide for half a year. Do you really want to take some medicine to recuperate?"

Yu Sheng's climax has always been erratic, he is used to it and doesn't take it to heart.Coming to the climax is not a fun thing, he would rather not come for the rest of his life. "By the way, Qiu Nian, last time you said that if the orgasm is inaccurate, it may affect fertility. My orgasm is more inaccurate than my mother's temper, then..." Yu Sheng's fair face was slightly rosy, "Then If I was in normal times, that is, when I didn't have an orgasm, with ordinary men... what, wouldn't it be so easy to get pregnant?"

Qiu Nian said: "It's not necessarily true. Many brothers' hotspots are not allowed. Some of them come only two or three times a year, but they can still conceive a child."

Yu Sheng continued to ask: "Is there no way to make it easier for me to get pregnant?"

Qiu Nian's face also turned red, and she whispered: "You can let him...don't stay inside."

"Don't stay inside?" Yu Sheng's expression was innocent, "What do you mean?"

Qiu Nian blushed, and he whispered something in Yu Sheng's ear.

Yu En was stunned for a moment, and said, "A good way."

Qiu Nian: "This also depends on luck, no, it may not work."

Yu Sheng: "...Oh."

Qiu Nian struggled for a long time, feeling that he shouldn't interfere with his master's private affairs, and was really worried about Yu Sheng, so he asked, "Second Young Master, is there a man you like?"

Yu Sheng has always regarded Qiu Nian as a confidant big brother, and trusts him very much, and doesn't mind telling him what's on his mind.Now that Yu Lu is busy preparing for the exam, Yu Sheng doesn't want him to be distracted by his own affairs, so he can only share the secret with Qiu Nian. "Yes," Yu Sheng said, "I have someone I like."

"Then do you want to confess your identity to the old lady?"

Yu Sheng asked, "Why do you say that?"

"Marriage matters are decided by parents. If you don't tell them, how can you get married?" Qiu Nian said, "My brother had an affair with an ordinary man before marriage. If it spread, it would be bad for your reputation."

What Qiu Nian said makes sense.Back then, he made a fake order to avoid the fate of marrying and having children, but he didn't expect that now he would willingly want to marry a man without having children.But he didn't regret it either, after all, if he had been designated as a brother at that time, he would have been robbed by several unmarried men in the royal family long ago, and it would not be Yan Weilan's turn at all.Here comes the problem, Yan Weilan will definitely not be able to hide the fact that he is the elder brother, and he can confess to Yan Weilan at any time.But if he wants to be with Yan Weilan in an open and honest way, he must pass the barriers of his parents, but once Jiang Huamei and Yu Mengqing know that he is a brother... Just thinking about that scene gives Yu Sheng a headache.

When the scene fell into unspeakable silence, Li Xiang came over and told Yu Sheng that Yu Ce had just returned from the government office, and Jiang Huamei asked him to go to her yard for dinner.Yu Sheng came to Jiang Huamei's yard and saw his favorite sweet and sour pork ribs on the table. He wanted to twist a piece to satisfy his cravings, but as soon as he stretched out his claws, Jiang Huamei beat him back, "Hold on, Wait until your elder brother comes to eat."

Yu Sheng had no choice but to sit at the table and wait obediently. Fortunately, Yu Ce didn't keep him waiting, and came soon after.As soon as Yu Ce sat down, he shared the news with his family: "Wang Junru is dead."

Upon hearing this name, Yu Sheng's right hand shook violently, and he almost lost his grip on the chopsticks.Jiang Huamei was surprised: "Dead? How did you die?"

"I heard that he was walking on the road and was hit on the head by a vase from nowhere, and died on the spot."

Jiang Huamei said happily: "It's a good smash. It's true that the wicked will be rewarded with evil. The law of heaven is reincarnation! At that time, Sheng'er was injured like that, and she almost died. As a result, the bastard surnamed Wang was just beaten and disabled. I have always been unhappy in my heart, but luckily the villain will take it one day..."

Yu Ce noticed that Yu Sheng's expression was wrong, tugged at Jiang Huamei's sleeve, and said, "Mother, let's stop talking, let's eat."

Jiang Huamei came to her senses, put a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs for Yu Sheng, and said distressedly: "Sheng'er, it's all over, it's okay, ah."

Yu Sheng smiled, "Yes."

Jiang Huamei looked at him lovingly, "Good boy."

Then, Yu Ce talked about the war in the south.General Guide has won several battles recently and regained several cities from the Destiny Regiment. Now the two sides are at a stalemate in Jinling.Jinling City is easy to defend and difficult to attack. General Guide has attacked several times but failed to capture it. The Holy Lord intends to send reinforcements to Jinling City to reinforce it.King Qin took the initiative to invite Ying, but was refuted by the Holy One on the grounds that there were many things in the court and he needed to stay in the capital as an assistant.

Jiang Huamei said: "It's only been a long time since King Qin narrowly escaped death, the emperor and empress must be reluctant to let him risk his life again."

Yu Ce disagreed, "It's possible to say that the Queen is reluctant, but as for Your Majesty... I think he has other reasons."

Yu Sheng listened absent-mindedly, and when he heard them talking about the emperor and empress, he had an idea, and said, "I heard that Empress Lin was designated as an ordinary person when she ordered the gui. After a few years, when he became popular, everyone would know that he is a brother." Mother, do you think I will be like him?"

Yu Ce shook his head when he heard his brother's words. This guy is still dreaming about his brother.

Jiang Huamei rolled his eyes at him, "Empress Lin's situation is rare in a hundred years. You think everyone will be like him. Besides, you are almost seventeen. If it was my brother, the climax should have come."

"You can't say that, isn't it true that some brothers come to the climax at eighteen?" Yu Sheng said, "Mom, if I really suddenly become a brother, what will happen to you?"

"Of course, we should spread the good news first, so that those who think that the Yu family can't have a brother will open their eyes and take a good look. It's best to hold a fixed banquet again and invite them all to the house. Face to face one by one." Jiang Huamei became more and more excited as she spoke, her expression fascinated, "When the news of you being a brother spreads throughout the capital, the threshold of our family will definitely be broken by suitors, but usually No noble lady from the noble family can look down on any of them, and there is only one who is worthy of you."

Yu Sheng asked cheaply, "Who is it?"

"Of course it's King Qin!"

Yu Ce almost spit out a mouthful of clear soup, and Yu Sheng's face was darkened, completely giving up the idea of ​​confessing to Jiang Huamei.

"The second prince is gone. King Qin is the only grown-up prince of the sage, and he is also the eldest son. I know which brother will be so lucky." Jiang Huamei said enviously, "Recently, the right servant has appointed a brother in Xu's mansion and Prince Ning's mansion, and everyone said that Princess Qin is one of the two brothers. I can't run away."

Seeing that Yu Ce's expression was not very good-looking, Yu Sheng hurriedly picked up a chopstick of vegetables and put them in Jiang Huamei's bowl, "Mother, this squirrel mandarin fish is not bad, you should try it soon."

After dinner, Yu Mengqing called Yu Sheng and Yu Lu into the study, and gave them a lecture, which probably meant that the exam was approaching, and asked them to put down everything else and concentrate on preparing for the exam, and they were not allowed to leave the house unless there were special circumstances.Yu Lu has nothing to do with this, anyway, he has fallen into the pile of books and can't get out; Yu Sheng is a little depressed, being banned means that he can't go out to find Yan Weilan, although he also understands in his heart that the current situation In particular, Yan Weilan can feel at ease only if he stays far away from Yan Weilan.

After the training, Yu Mengqing dismissed the two sons, and Aunt Dou came in with the bird's nest, and said with a smile: "The second young master and the third young master are the most sensible ones, so you don't have to worry about it."

"I don't worry about Lu'er," Yu Mengqing frowned, "It's Sheng'er, his mother is used to getting into trouble every day."

Aunt Dou persuaded: "Master already has such an outstanding eldest son as the first young master, why should he be so strict with the second young master? Anyway, the second young master will have his elder brother to take care of him in the future, and the days will not be too bad." She paused and frowned. Said: "It's Dier..."

Yu Mengqing interrupted her, "Di'er is the young master of the Hou Mansion, so will life be bad?"

"I don't mean that by being a concubine." Aunt Dou walked behind Yu Mengqing and gently squeezed his shoulders for him, "Speaking of which, Di'er was very envious when she saw that her two brothers were going to take the exam, and she kept saying that she hoped that she could go for the exam too. Woolen cloth."

Yu Mengqing closed his eyes and enjoyed Aunt Dou's service, and said: "With Di'er's hard work, he will definitely be named on the gold list in the future. It's just that he is too young now, and the capital has not yet been determined. We should wait until he reaches the age of fourteen to decide first." talk later."

Yu Di will only turn fourteen in a few months, no matter his figure or appearance, he is out of everyone's eyes. Although Yu Mengqing doesn't expect him to be a brother, the ceremony still has to go.

Aunt Dou said softly: "What the master said is true."

For the next short period of time, Yu Sheng stayed at home and didn't go anywhere. Yan Weilan wrote to him every other day, and occasionally ordered someone to bring some snacks and food. Yu Sheng couldn't draw comics, so he had to write and reply.It's just that his handwriting is so ugly and crooked that sometimes he can't read it himself.At his level, it is almost impossible to pass the imperial examination.But no matter what, the attitude must be correct, which is also respect for the imperial examination.

With only a few days left before the scientific examination, Yu Sheng became the most important protection object of his family. He felt that he just wanted stars, and Jiang Huamei would find ways to find them for him.Because of Yu Lu's hard work, he lost a lot of weight, and his chin became thin and pointed. Yu Sheng shared half of the tonic Jiang Huamei sent him, and persuaded him earnestly: "Lu Lu, the body is the capital of everything, If you break your body, it’s not worth the loss.”

Yu Lu smiled and said: "Thank you for your concern, second brother, I know it well."

The day before the exam, Yu Sheng told Yu Lu not to study, and took him to walk around the garden a few times.After breathing in the fresh air, Yu Lu was still not in the mood, his whole body was tired, and he was still sweating while standing in the shade.Yu Sheng felt that something was wrong, felt the pulse for Yu Lu, his heart sank, and asked: "Lu Lu, how have you slept these few days?"

Yu Lu shook his head and said, "I've often woken up in the middle of the night these days, and found myself sweating all over." He hesitated for a moment and asked, "Second brother, do you think I'm about to have my period?"

Yu Sheng comforted him: "Not necessarily, such symptoms will appear if you are too stressed or too angry. Lulu, don't scare yourself. You forgot, you also had the same symptoms last time. Qiu and I I thought you had a hot fever, but in the end you just caught a cold."

Yu Lu forced a smile on his face, "Well, I always listen to my second brother."

"It's definitely fine." Yu Sheng said firmly, "Let's go, go to my place, Qiu Nian has made a bunch of delicious food and is waiting for us."

The two ate together, and Yu Lu went back.Yu Sheng and Qiu Nian talked about today's events, and said worriedly: "If Lulu is really going to have a climax, how will he take the exam?"

"I think it's better not to take risks." Qiu Nian said, "I heard that the imperial court explicitly forbids my brother to take the scientific examination. Once the third young master has a climax in the examination room, not only will he not be able to take the exam, but he will still be in danger after his identity is exposed." Get caught."

No wonder brother is also a man, but he can only stay in the inner hall. This physique that may be in heat anytime and anywhere is really too late.Yu Sheng said unwillingly: "But, Lulu has worked so hard for the exam for so many years, is he going to give up because of his broken body that he can't control?!"

"If you don't take the exam this year, the third young master will still be able to take the exam three years later..."

Yu Sheng was aggrieved, "Then what if he happens to have a climax just before the exam three years later?!"

Qiu Nian said sadly: "There is no way to do this."

Yu Sheng was running around in a hurry, but he couldn't think of any way to do it. He could only comfort himself with words to comfort Yu Lu: How could it be such a coincidence, Yu Lu is the protagonist of the original work, and the aura of the protagonist must still be there. successfully complete the exam.