After wearing a book, I fell in love with an old man in the fairy world

Tianyuan Continent has a vast area, but the distribution of Lingshan blessed land is very clear and very characteristic.

The left is the cultivation world, and the right is the mortals. There is a clear distinction. It is not a special matter that the monks will not go to the mortal world.

Lian Mourn took advantage of the fact that monks do not easily go to the mortal world, so he proposed to let the demon cultivator go to avoid it.

After all, even if you meet monks in the mortal world, you must be low-level, so don't worry. On the contrary, in the cultivation world, a six-winged golden dragon walking alone on the human territory during the fusion period with serious injuries is simply an act of death.

Last time, Lian Mourning also went to a mortal town, but it was not really a place of mortals, and it was still under the jurisdiction of monks.

But this time, what they are going to is thousands of miles away, the real worldly place for mortals.

Although Yao Shisan agreed, but he still felt a little uncomfortable when he was asked to go to the place where the mortals stayed, especially when Lian Mour asked him to cover up his appearance together, which made him even more unhappy.

It's okay to hide his appearance by himself, but it's regrettable and unwilling to even cover him up. As a monster dragon who loves beauties, the maids who wash their feet in the monster clan must be beautiful.

It turned out to be good now, let’s cover it even if it’s a cover-up, but let’s make it more pleasing to the eye, because Mao wants to be thin and ugly with birthmarks and pockmarks on his face!It hurts the eyes too much, okay?

"I like it, I'd love to..."

Lian Mourn ignored the ghost cultivator's grievances, played ugly and cheerfully, and changed his tricks every day.

Today Wang Mazi, tomorrow Xiao Heitan, and the day after tomorrow there will be a disfigured zombie face, so that Yao Shisan's eyes are almost full of needles. For a majestic highness who only likes to look at beauties, this is simply too much torture.

Therefore, Yaoxiu, who has always had the principle of being a gentle lover, couldn't help but decide to eat people, and use the warmth and happiness of nephrite jade to save his injured eyes and soul.

I can't pamper the little bastard any more. Before I return to the Yaozu, I'm so pampered that I don't pay attention to him. Will I be able to return to the Yaozu in the future?

But, is Lian Mourning the kind of person who can carelessly put his own butt in danger?

So Yao Shisan soon discovered in horror that his little brother seemed to have a problem and couldn't stand up...

"Ah, ah, Yue Xixian! What did you do to me!"

"Calm down, those who get hurt should abstain from sexual desires. I know Your Highness, you have always been romantic and sentimental. Looking at a beauty like me all day long, you will definitely burn yourself. Although I have no morals, if your Highness is seriously injured But it’s a sin, so I can only give His Highness some pills, and let your brothers retreat for a while, and have a few desires for a few days, don’t worry, the effects of the medicine will be cured after they are digested.”

"Despicable and shameless, I'm going to kill you!"

"Then come on, I don't want to live in this world anyway..."

"..."

The sad Yaoxiu clutched his limp and unresponsive brother, with tears streaming down his face and hatred: He should have known that the little bastard was a bastard, how could he relax his vigilance!

Seeing the resentful and resentful eyes of a certain demon cultivator, Lian Moo felt relieved, very unconscionable gloating in his head with the demon who offered the elixir for friendship.

To deal with Yao Shisan, a flirtatious person, he decided to attack him mentally and squeeze him physically, so that the other party could deeply understand the truth of the famous saying 'there is a knife on the head of sex'.

【This narcissistic guy should be discarded directly. This deity can kindly provide you with a prescription with stronger medicinal properties...】

The sympathetic and comfortable Feng Motou did not forget to continue stabbing in the back.

【really?That's a good relationship, although I don't need to be so cruel to the flower cock for the time being, but if anyone wants to fuck me in the future, I will give him one! 】

The excitement that is about to move, the vicious expression.

Feng Motou paused, and decisively decided to let this insidious and inhuman pill be buried forever.

[The deity seems to be unable to remember for the time being, I will tell you when I remember. 】

【Then hurry up...】

The Yaonan took a particularly regretful and expectant tone.

The devil did not speak, and was determined not to bring up this topic again in the future.

……

A journey of ten thousand miles is out of reach for ordinary people, but for monks, as long as there is a good flying magic weapon, it only takes two or three days.

Three days later, Lian Mourning and the two arrived at a bustling capital city.

Simply inquiring, it is the capital of a mortal country known as the Yan Kingdom, the imperial city at the foot of the emperor, naturally it is bustling and bustling.

Lian Mourn was very satisfied and happy, presumably there should be a lot of delicacies in this prosperous place, after staying for a long time in the world of cultivating immortals with spirits, fruits, clear soup and little water, he felt as happy as a mouse falling into a rice bowl at this moment.

The description is indecent, but his mood is indeed like this, no one can stop a person in the end of the world from being obsessed with food!

As soon as he arrived at the place, Lian Mour took the reluctant Yaoxiu to the most famous restaurant in the city and ordered a table full of food and wine, preparing to feast on something special to comfort his stomach.

"It's just a table of vulgar things without half aura. What's there to taste? When you get back to the Yaozu, what do you want to eat? The temple will make it for you. It's all high-grade animal flesh fairy fruits with a lot of aura. If you eat these things, they will be delicious. Impurities, you have to wash the marrow after eating, it’s troublesome..."

Yao Shisan was originally a hedonist, and he never tabooed about eating, drinking and having fun.

But at this moment, he can't enjoy the things of mortals, and things without aura are like garbage to a cultivator, and he can't get half of them.

"Your Highness Yao, I don't have any other hobbies, I just like to eat this. I like dragon liver and phoenix gallbladder. I also don't like ordinary people's delicacies. If you think this table food is not good, then you can cut two taels of meat. , I cook it for you, the dragon meat is very precious! It is also full of aura!"

Lian Mourning is the one who can't see who puts up a show in front of him, and immediately fights back ruthlessly.

Yaoxiu was so angry that he couldn't help but pat the table, "Can you be more gentle and considerate!"

"I'm not a woman, your request is too sissy, I can't do it..."

Lian Mourn gnawed at the pig's trotter, rolling his eyes.

Yao Shisan felt that the blood on his body was almost burnt with anger.

Fortunately, even mourning is now focused on eating it, and did not continue to stimulate him, otherwise the capital of the Yan Kingdom may be destroyed, and then there will be a myth and legend of "Yan Kingdom Golden Dragon Flying to the Sky" spread among ordinary people...

After eating and drinking enough, Lian Mourning began to make preparations for a temporary stay.

It only took two days for them to travel thousands of miles, but Yao Shisan notified the subordinates of the Yaozu to come to meet them, and it might take at least a month's delay. Only a frame or something can pass.

During this period of time, Lian Mourning simply treated it as a tourist holiday. He didn't go to luxurious inns, and he didn't spend money to buy a yard or something like a local tyrant, although the monk was not short of money.

But leisurely and happy is to experience the local folk customs, so he found a family to stay and experience ordinary life.

The borrowed family is a warm family of four, a young couple, a six or seven-year-old son, and an old mother, surnamed Li, who are ordinary people who do business in a small cloth village.

To this, Yao Shisan once again violently expressed his disapproval!Very disgusted!

To actually ask his majestic family to squeeze the yard with a few mortals, really... Anyway, he couldn't find an adjective!

Of course, the final result of this kind of objection was nothing, and it was no wonder that Lian Mourn was able to reason with him. Since he had made up his mind to attack him, how could he follow the wishes of this narcissistic and arrogant guy.

Anyway, he really wanted to stay at Li's house for a few days, because he liked the warm atmosphere of shopkeeper Li's house, something he hadn't experienced for a long time.

But Hua Rooster's reluctance expression is quite troublesome, how rude it is for you to put on a bad face while borrowing someone else's house.

In order to prevent this guy from making a bad face and offending his master, Lian Mourning could only use his trump card,

"Yao Shisan, I won't go back to the Yaozu with you if you put on a bad face again, and you can do whatever you want. How many times have you slapped in the face in just a few days? I don't even have a room and a bed with you." Talking, you still hate it, that’s okay, if you really want to take out your mustard palace, but you can’t sleep in the same room..."

"No, don't leave me!"

The demon cultivator firmly disagrees, the little brother has been cheated into a temporary strike, and the benefits of sharing the same bed must not be lost!

"Then you have to do as the Romans do, bear hardships and stand hard work, and you have to respectfully call your master brother, sister-in-law and aunt."

Lian Mourning smiled, why don't we just sleep together, anyway, the demon cultivator can't do much, and it's not like there were no people who squeezed into the same bed when the conditions were poor in the last days, and it's okay to be men.

"Hmph, this hall would like to leave the blessings of their lifetimes here."

The demon cultivator was very reluctant, and it was fine not to let a group of mortals kneel and kowtow to him, and even let him be honored, it would be too embarrassing to spread the word.

"It's fine not to call, but don't put on a show to offend the master, or I will immediately notify Feng Yan to save me."

"You can still contact that devil?!"

"That's natural. Anyway, we have a good time, and we can't be too unfeeling when we break up..."

"Sooner or later, I will tear that demon into pieces! Now I will serve the main hall and go to bed immediately."

Yao Shisan gritted his teeth and patted the table, then stretched out his hands, and signaled for him to take off his clothes with a big horse golden knife.

"I still need to sleep during the fit period? Chasing someone and still waiting for him? Tomorrow I will call Feng Yan to save me. If there is no comparison, there will be no harm. It is better to be the devil. Don't say it, I really miss him..."

Lian Mourning can only be blamed, and after the contempt and exclamation, he pulled the quilt and closed his eyes.

A certain demon cultivator's face turned from white to green, from green to iron, and after a few rounds of success and defeat, he was so angry that he condescended to take off his clothes and go to bed by himself.

She didn't even intend to sleep with the Wenxiang nephrite in her arms, her two fire-breathing eyes almost burned through the curtain on top.

But I don't know if he was injured too badly, or because he was pissed off by the little bastard. After a while, he felt a little tired. He who hadn't slept in hundreds of years suddenly felt a little sleepy...

A quarter of an hour later, the two friends on the bed both fell into a deep sleep.

Suddenly black energy rose from Lian Mour's body, and a black shadow primordial spirit floated out.

Heiying stood by the bed and stared at a certain demon cultivator for a few seconds, then mercilessly stretched out his hand and punched that evil and handsome face a few times, and then took the demon sect token thousands of miles away as The medium sends out secret messages.

[Stand still, let it develop, and the Japanese respect will take the head of the traitor.In addition, tell the elders of Zhengdaomen that Yue Xixian was arrested by the thirteen princes of the monster clan, and his life is in jeopardy. 】

After finishing all this, a certain devil turned his head and stared at the bruised and swollen Yaoxiu for a while, finally kicked the man away with a sullen face, floated up by himself, reached out and hugged the beauty into his arms, and finally felt completely relieved.

.........

The next morning, the demon cultivator made a shocking and mournful sound.

"Ah, ah, Yue Xixian, this hall treats you wholeheartedly, yet you actually took advantage of this hall's sleep to do something wrong!"

"..."

Very innocent, Lian Mourning stared at the fist mark on the face of the evil man opposite, hesitating to speak, really wanting to explain.