boys' feelings are always poetry

123.

Fang Zhihui didn't speak for a long time, Song Yu was very puzzled, what's the matter, he became glassy after being scolded by the teacher?The person who was scolded every day before had to be as thick as a city wall no matter what.

"Crooked, son Fang?"

Fang Zhihui frowned and communicated with gestures: Don't talk!The squad leader is going to register!

Song Yu stood on tiptoe and glanced back, Lu Jixue nodded solemnly, as if the staff of the two sub-district offices at the city's service exchange meeting for the people said hello, you are here, oh, you are here too.

"It's okay, the squad leader won't register your name, don't worry."

Of course Fang Zhihui didn't know the reason, his mouth was still tightly closed.

"You still don't tell? Then I'll tell you a joke."

Fang Zhizhi told you to tell it. Anyway, you can only tell bad jokes. After listening to the kind that makes people shiver with cold, even if I listen to a hundred of them, I still can't laugh.

"Do you know what you look like?"

Fang Zhihui was puzzled, what kind of joke is this?High tech joke?Where did Song Yu see this from the last page of literature at a local stall?

Fang Zhihui shook his head, meaning that he didn't know and was not interested, mainly because he didn't dare to speak.

"my people."

Hearing this answer, Fang Zhihui couldn't hold back and laughed. In fact, the earthy love story itself is not very funny, but it is just too funny when it comes out of the mouth of Song Yu with curly hair, just like a little chubby boy in the second grade of elementary school I rushed over and said to you, I can destroy the earth with one punch, commonly known as: One Punch Man.

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Song Yu smiled with satisfaction, thinking in his heart that he should save up more jokes like this, and tell them at critical moments, and immediately become a social expert Song Hot Yu!

Fang Zhihui laughed for a few seconds and then immediately stopped talking. He turned to look at the monitor. The monitor was in a very calm mood. There was a pool of calm water in his eyes, and there was no ripple when he threw a stone down.

If you don't explode in silence, you die in silence. Fang Zhihui knew this truth well, and quickly touched Song Yu's back to make him change places with him.

Song Yu changed his position, and he was still a little uncomfortable standing in front of Lu Jixue, picking at his trousers for a while, and stroking his hair for a while.

"Do you know what zodiac sign I am?"

Lu Jixue suddenly spoke up, saying some strange words, and then the expression on his face was still serious and serious, and he was very divided.

"Uh... God... Scorpio?" Song Yu felt that it was okay for him to peek at Lu Jixue's date of birth, and it shouldn't be a secret.

"wrong."

When Lu Jixue said "wrong", the expression on his face was very similar to the expression on his brother who was taking Tsinghua University next door when he was tutoring his homework. Wrong, wrong, wrong again. Because Song Yu was too fragile, he found a The reason is to shirk the after-school tutoring, and now I think about it and I am a little scared.

"Then what zodiac sign are you?"

"A seat tailored for you!"

"..."

"..."

In order to hide his embarrassment, Lu Jixue took out the notebook in his pocket and began to look through it.

Overturned.

124.

During the class meeting, the head teacher was happily holding a large stack of notebooks. After a closer look, they were all blank papers, which should be used as a reward for someone.

"I have heard about this selection test."

Song Yuxin said, I have also heard about it, and thanks to Fan's fearlessness, I know that Grimm is not just a fairy tale, but also Grimm's formula.

"This selection exam, only two students in the whole grade passed, and one of them is in our class."

According to the current situation, the homeroom teacher may have to brag for an hour. This is the most boring part. Song Yu changed his position and was about to go to sleep. The deskmate Lin Er pushed his arm, "Will you bet or not? Bet a box Yogurt pudding."

Song Yu thought about it, the yogurt pudding is delicious, bet.

"Who are you betting on?"

Lin Er pointed to the back, she was referring to Zhao Yingxiong.

Song Yu felt that he was sure to win. Zhao Yingxiong's expression when he came in the morning was the exclusive expression of losers. Song Yu often had this expression. He knew it very well. Moreover, he had also talked with Zhao Yingxiong. The suddenly enlightened expression is definitely the loser's relief because of his words.

"I bet on the chemistry rep."

Lin Er smiled, a little malicious, oh, you're doomed.

Half an hour later, the head teacher finally finished speaking. She first talked about how difficult the exam questions were, how strict the teacher was in grading the papers, and then she showed the greatness of the god of learning, and then she directly expressed her heart, the reason why the god of learning can It is called a god because it can surpass the level of ordinary people, achieve the extreme that ordinary people can't imagine, become a red line that breaks the rules, and make everyone look up forever. This can be called a god.

Song Yu's palms were sweaty, and the head teacher boasted so wickedly, this must be no ordinary person.

"Study God will be transferred to the key class today. Although I am a little sentimental, I am more happy than sad."

Song Yuxin said, why are you feeling sad?The selection exams are all about mathematics, physics and chemistry, so it has nothing to do with you as a Chinese teacher. The feelings are a little distorted.

"Congratulations to Zhao Yingxiong in our class! These blank papers in front are all yours!"

Song Yu: ...

Fang Zhihui:? ? ?

Fang Zhihui: Song Yu is a liar?

Song Yu: I am not!Zhao Yingxiong is the liar!I report him as an actor!

Song Yu: The monitor deducted five points from him!