boys' feelings are always poetry

21.

Song Yu was really curious, so he asked Fang Zhihui, "What did you see in the squad leader?"

When Fang Zhihui came out of the canteen, he held two sausages in his hand and bit off half of them in one bite.

"You didn't see that? How obvious."

Song Yu put his little head closer.

Fang Zhihui was also very cooperative, and said in a low voice, "Squad leader... He must be trying to curry favor with you! Brother Song, did you go to the post bar of Huaishi No. 21000 Middle School last night? The hottest post recently is the Huai City No. [-] Middle School male god selection contest , our squad leader was not only successfully selected, but also came out on top, ahead of No.[-] votes!"

"We have a total of 800 students in the school year, and he leads No. 21000 by more than 2 votes. Does No. [-] still have tickets? The class monitor is firmly seated on the throne of male god! Why are you pleasing me?"

Fang Zhihui showed a puzzled expression again, "Isn't there still a fool like you who didn't vote?"

Song Yu rubbed his belly, "I, I, I will vote for the class monitor tonight! I can't let him treat me to roast chicken for nothing!"

Fang Zhihui curled his lips, "Look, look, what I said, the most treacherous person who learns to be a bully and learns to be a god is the most treacherous, what is this called, there is nothing to be courteous, and there is no benefit to get early!"

"May I ask, who is No.2?"

"No.2, it seems that you know him, Gao Jiaming, the sports committee member of Class [-], Senior High."

When mentioning Gao Jiaming, Song Yu hesitated a little.

Gao Jiaming is Song Yu's son. He met him in the third grade of elementary school. Gao Jiaming's grandfather's house is in Song Yu's community. Gao Jiaming's mother is a doctor in obstetrics and gynecology. Gao Jiaming usually has no time to take care of him. Gao Jiaming runs to his grandfather's house after school. I got to know Song Yu one after another, and the two sometimes went to the Youth Palace to watch cartoons together, or went roller skating in the open space in front of the swimming pool.

When he was a child, Gao Jiaming was dark and thin, a head shorter than Song Yu. In junior high school, Gao Jiaming suddenly grew taller, his face was no longer dark, and he was no longer thin. Song Yu's mother said that he had grown up and was ugly when he was a child. My child will look good when he grows up.

Gao Jiaming also has a gray cat, which is put in a large canvas bag every time, and carries the cat to Song Yu’s house to play. She got into the gauze curtains, and sometimes raised her paws to scratch the curtains. Song Yu's mother couldn't say anything, she could only wait for Gao Jiaming to leave and beat Song Yu up. Song Yu didn't want Gao Jiaming to take the cat with her afterwards. coming.

Later, when the exam was busy, he didn't have much contact with Gao Jiaming, and it became a relationship of occasionally liking in the space.

Fang Zhihui thought for a while and asked, "Are you voting for the monitor or Gao Jiaming?"

Song Yu stomped his feet and gritted his teeth, recalling the handsome back of RMB player Lu Jixue and his movements that could not be clearly seen at 0.5 times the speed, he replied, "Vote for the monitor! Of course, vote for the monitor!"

22.

Without the eyes of the monitor, Song Yu was in a happy mood, and suddenly felt that life in military training was also very relaxed and happy.

During the break in the afternoon, the instructor glanced at the cheerful atmosphere of the other classes, feeling a little envious.

After much deliberation, there is no good way, only this old way.

"Is there any classmate who is willing to come up to perform? Bonus points!"

The tofu dregs team in class five made a lot of noise in an instant.

The first one who volunteered to perform was the Banhua from Class [-], named Lin Miaomiao. It is said that when the name was named, the family asked someone to tell the fortune, saying that she was short of water in the five elements, so she had to have a name related to water. The master slapped her thigh and said Just call Lin Miaomiao!It's all water!Strong!

Lin Miaomiao's family background is good. She has learned guzheng, piano, accordion, jazz, etc. since she was a child.

Song Yu's comment: This should be put in the text, she is the leader of the killer organization with colorful hair, purple pupils, crystal exquisite heart, the world's number one president, and the seventh-generation elder of the Centennial Mountain, the nobleman of the Peacock Kingdom!Praise!

Fang Zhihui: Just one word, hello beauty!Can you post the beauty selfie?Is the beauty here?

The second person to perform was Song Yu who was forcibly invited up by the instructor.

The instructor's idea is very simple, that is, he is afraid that Song Yu will feel inferior because of walking in unison, so he must improve the self-confidence of a man!Must succeed!

Song Yu smiled brightly, and his cheeks were slightly red. What he was thinking was: I was performing behind Banhua, and the classmates were still booing. Maybe there will be rumors about me and Banhua in the future, hahaha, it’s a bit too that What, this is not good, please restrain yourself.

Seeing Song Yu's smirk, Fang Zhihui wished he could take off his shoe and smash it on Song Yu's head.

"I don't have much talent, let me tell you a joke! I hope everyone can be happy!"

"Good! Song Yu can tell jokes! He will be the pillar of the country in the future! I'm proud of you!" The instructor took the lead in applauding.

Song Yu scratched his head and said, "There is a male deer that walks and walks faster and faster, and finally turns into a high-speed male deer! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Fang Zhihui: ...

all the classmates:……

"Uh... Isn't this funny? Then I'll tell you another one!"

Song Yu moistened his voice and continued to preach, "It is said that there is a piece of candy. When I was walking in the North Pole, I felt so cold, so it turned into rock candy! Hahahahahahahahaha!"

Fang Zhihui: Indifferent face.

The whole class: indifferent face.

The instructor can still pretend to be very funny after the first joke, but he really can't pretend to be funny after the second joke.

"It's so exciting! Student Song Yu is really a humorous little genius!" The instructor forced a wave.

"But no one laughed." Song Yu retorted.

"How can you say that no one is laughing? I saw the squad leader smiling very happily! His eyes are turning into crescent moons!"

Lu Jixue said, I didn't laugh.

The instructor insisted, you laughed!Only two people laughed!That's me and you!

Don't try to lie to me!