Acting like a baby is shameful but useful

When He Zhou was a child, he didn't have the troubles he has now, and he said proudly: "If you build a high point, you can build a high point!"

He Zhou looked melancholy, "Don't talk about it, my girlfriend thinks I'm too tall, and I can't stand in the mirror when I stand together."

"Hahahahaha." Jian Chunsheng was amused, "I'm afraid you are the first person in history who was disliked by his girlfriend for being too tall."

"Brother, where is my sister-in-law?" He Zhou asked suddenly.

"what?"

"You haven't found me a sister-in-law yet, have you?" He Zhou asked in surprise.

Jian Chunsheng slapped He Zhou's chest, "Stop talking nonsense."

He Zhou cut it and said, "It shouldn't be, you're also pretty handsome and rich, how come no girls like you."

"That's enough." Jian Chunsheng gave him a sideways glance, "If you keep talking nonsense, I won't give you a red envelope this year."

"I was wrong." He Zhou admitted his mistake without integrity, "Brother, I still count on you for my new basketball shoes."

Jian Chunsheng curled his lips, "That depends on your performance."

The two of them had nothing to do, so they got together to "eat chicken".

While playing a game, Jian Chunsheng suddenly received a call.

Seeing that it was Zhou Heng who called, Jian Chunsheng committed suicide very simply, and then went to the balcony to answer the phone.

He Zhou was dumbfounded.

"What are you doing?" Zhou Heng asked.

"It's at grandma's house." Jian Chunsheng said, "Come to pay grandma's New Year's greetings, how about you?"

"I'm home alone." Zhou Heng chuckled, "I'm not in the mood to cook without you."

"You go to Ah Liang." Jian Chunsheng said.

"Looking for him? Let's forget it, less anger is good for longevity." Zhou Heng snorted twice, "How did you think about what I told you last night?"

last night……

Jian Chunsheng's tone was a little shy, "That matter, okay."

"You agree?" Zhou Heng asked.

Jian Chunsheng let out a "huh".

Zhou Heng: "Alright then, let's find out after the Chinese New Year."

Zhou Heng's voice was deep and powerful, especially as soon as this sentence was said, Jian Chunsheng couldn't help but feel flustered.

I didn't expect Zhou Heng's speed to be so fast, he just did what he said.

Zhou Heng said again: "When the time comes, I will use your sperm to give birth to a baby."

Jian Chunsheng's scalp tightened, "Mine?"

"Yeah." Zhou Heng said, "After birth, it will be our common child."

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Regarding the matter of having a baby, Jian Chunsheng has been thinking about how to talk to his parents for the past two days at home.But every time I mustered up the courage to speak out, I was interrupted by accident.Courage is almost a matter of a moment. If you miss that moment, your courage will be gone.

Until the day he was about to leave, he was extremely anxious.

If he still doesn't say it, he can only tell his parents on the phone.

But for such a big event as having a baby, let's talk about it face to face.

Jian Chunsheng thought so, so one hour before leaving, he sat down in front of his parents with the feeling of breaking the boat.

Jane's parents and mother were watching TV, when Jian Chunsheng suddenly sat down in front of them with an upright appearance, which made them completely stunned.

Father Jian tried his best to recall. The last time Jian Chunsheng sat down across from them in such a serious manner, it can be traced back to the time when he was preparing for the division of arts and sciences in the first grade of senior high school.

At that time, Ms. Yin Susu really wanted her son to study science, but Jian Chunsheng strongly stated that he wanted to study liberal arts.

In order to fulfill his wish, Jian Chunsheng prepared a bilateral meeting, and even printed out a copy of the speech.

Father Jian thought to himself, he had never seen Jian Chunsheng sitting across from them so pretentiously when he came out of the closet, so what else should Jian Chunsheng be so serious about? (Jane's father made a mistake. It's not that Jian Chunsheng didn't pay attention to the matter of coming out of the closet, so he didn't ask them for an interview, but he didn't dare to face them, so he kept hiding behind his back)

Just when Father Jian thought that Jian Chunsheng was going to express some important decision to them again, Ms. Yin Susu saw through the tension behind Jian Chunsheng's pretending to be calm, she squinted her eyes and said, "Jian Xiaobao, what are you doing so shamelessly?" ?”

Jian Chunsheng's heart trembled violently.

At this time, he scolded Zhou Heng very bluntly in his heart.

Why did Zhou Heng ask him to announce it to his parents? !

He looked at his parents as if they were dead, and said, "Dad, Mom, Zhou Heng and I are going to have a baby."

silence.

Dead silence.

The background sound from the TV was quite lively and festive. Listening to the host's announcement, it seemed that the next person to appear was Cai Guoqing.Jian Chunsheng lost his mind at this time, and complained in his heart: Why have Cai Guoqing still come to the Spring Festival for so many years?

When he came back to his senses, he saw his parents staring at him dumbfounded.

"Why are you looking at me like this?" Jian Chunsheng felt that his parents' reaction was wrong.He envisioned several reactions, but none of them worked out like this.According to his fucking style, shouldn't he raise his eyebrows and scold him?Why does it look petrified now?

After a while, his father finally said, "You two men...how are you going to have a baby?"

His mother added: "Could it be...Zhou Heng is actually a woman?"

Jian Chunsheng took a deep breath, and hurriedly popularized the knowledge of test-tube babies to his parents.

After hearing this, his parents let out a heavy breath.

"It scared me to death." Ms. Yin Susu patted her chest heavily, "I thought you were going to undergo sex reassignment surgery! I was surprised, even if you had sex reassignment surgery, you would not be able to have children."

Jian Chunsheng: "Hehe."

Jane's father and mother looked at each other, and then looked at Jian Chunsheng tacitly.

This time, Jane's mother said, "Xiaobao, why do you suddenly want a child?"

Jian Chunsheng said: "It's not me, it's Zhou Heng."

"Zhou Heng?" Yin Susu uttered "crazy words" again, and in a natural tone, "Oh, that's right, their Zhou family has such a large family fortune, but it's a pity that both sons are out of the closet. Heir, it's really cheap for others."

Jian Chunsheng covered his face and acted helplessly: "Mom, you think too much, Zhou Heng doesn't want a child to inherit the family property."

"What is that for?" Jane's mother asked.

Jian Chunsheng found that he couldn't answer.

He really didn't know why Zhou Heng wanted a child.

This is a little embarrassing.

Since Zhou Heng proposed this idea until now, he has never thought about this question at all. Why does Zhou Heng want a child?He didn't ask either.

His mother said that Zhou Heng wanted to have an heir, but he subconsciously refuted it because he felt that Zhou Heng was not this kind of man.But, if it wasn't for this reason, why would Zhou Heng want a child?Could it be because Zhou Heng likes children?Don't say that his mother doesn't believe this reason, he won't believe it himself.

So why?