[Red Mansion] The occupation of Huangsang!

Get out of your sister's ヾ(｀Д)!

Shui Lan cursed, who would have thought that before the upturned middle finger could be retracted, the sunny day would make a few dry thunders out of thin air.Shui Lan..., if she didn't know that there are immortals and Buddhas in this world, Shui Lan would probably think it was just a coincidence, but Nima...

Lei Zhenzi, let's have a discussion, don't make thunder and rain, if you have the ability, you call Fengpo, Dianmu, and the Dragon King of the Four Seas who are in charge of giving rain, and give me a game with thunder, lightning, There are strong winds and heavy rain!

Facing the sky again raised his middle finger, and then... the scene of Shui Lan's "expectation" appeared. I saw that in the area of ​​Yugan Palace, there was a heavy rain with thunder, lightning, and strong wind .

For this, Shui Lan has nothing to repay, she can only secretly decide that when she returns to the sky, she must let those who are secretly watching her jokes experience the unique skills of the Crow Emperor.

"Isn't it just a crow's mouth, what's so embarrassing about it!

"Wo Cao, why are you down again, fourth child?"

Shui Lan stared at the person who came, and after a long while, she came back to her senses, glanced left and right, and found that there was no one else in the Hall of Mental Cultivation except herself, then she patted her chest and said in shock.

"Fourth, you bastard grandson, you don't know that people can scare people to death. When you make such a sudden noise, I thought I encountered a ghost..."

"Heh, if the Hall of Mental Cultivation is haunted by ghosts, it proves how failed you are as an emperor!" Facing Shui Lan, who had a deep hatred for himself, the fourth child changed his taciturn image. Money seems to be gushing out one after another.

Of course, our emperor mulberry Shui Lan also did not change her image of a poisonous tongue, she stared at the eldest brother and laughed at each other... After both of them scolded their mouths dry, Shui Lan drank He took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, and poured a cup of tea for the fourth child.

"Fourth, you don't want to go to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing. Tell me honestly, what do you want to do when you come to me this time?"

"Come and see you, let me tell you something..."

As he said that, the fourth child had a look of water on his face, which he thought was constipation. "I'm going to be reincarnated, I'm your future second son..." The fourth son gritted his teeth at the word second son.

"Oh, you are going to be reincarnated, you will still be my son, wait, what are you talking about..."

Shui Lan's eyes widened in disbelief, and after the fourth child nodded in love, Shui Lan laughed loudly.It wasn't until she couldn't straighten her back from laughing that Shui Lan rubbed her belly while laughing and said something. "It's a joy to hear and see!"

"piss off!"

The fourth child scolded Shui Lan, and after Shui Lan finally stopped laughing, she spoke slowly. "The emperor I usually reincarnate is a generation of enlightened masters, but you... the officials who do things in Huang Sang's hands are all fools!"

That's right...

Shui Lan is upset.The direct result of his displeasure was that he hurriedly rolled up his sleeves, stood on the table, and condescendingly turned his voice to the fourth child. "What are you talking about? I'm so funny..."

"To be able to hang out with that bastard boss, I really wish I could wear the same pair of pants, and I said it's not funny, tsk, you are so sophistry, does the father who is about to come back from Mount Wutai know!"

“#啧，Hands are so itchy, what should I do if I really want to beat the fourth child up?#

When Shui Lan was about to put her little hand on the face of the fourth child, just as she was about to make a move, the fourth child glared at Shui Lan with some sense. "I'm here to seriously warn you, don't use your crow's mouth skill to talk about labor, don't forget who I am going to reincarnate? You don't want your next successor to be extinct!"

"Okay, father and emperor know, let's smash it!"

The fourth child has started to have blue veins, Wocao, this bastard who pushes his nose and face, labor and capital have not been reincarnated yet, so he can't wait to take advantage of him.Heh, I really look forward to the bastard second son knowing that the group of concubines I have accepted are all daughters born, and the only second prince is all born by the queen, and there are many scenes where he is buried by the emperor who is still jumping around. .....

Thinking of the slightly joyful picture, the fourth child immediately decided not to tell Shui Lan the good news.Tell you to rely on the crow's mouth skills against the sky, and you will be punished now!

Feeling that life has become perfect, the fourth child drank all the tea and ate a few more snacks, then left and went to the underworld, asked Po Meng and his sister for a bowl of Po Meng soup, and then reincarnated through the golden vip reincarnation channel. went.

It is said that one year in the world is one day in the sky, and this set is no exception in the underworld.The fourth child went back and forth, half a year passed.

In the early spring of the fourth year of Baotai, the third princess Shui Hou, who was seriously ill because of Zhen Yuer's death, slowly began to recover.When the third princess's health was completely recovered, Concubine Chun couldn't wait to take the third princess out of the palace after reporting to Ming Shui Lan.

Concubine Chun, who has lost her qualifications to be a mother, is obviously more like the mother of the third princess than Concubine Chun, who keeps putting herself to death and despises the child as a sister.Under the careful care of Concubine Chun, the third princess grew more and more rounded. Sometimes when Shui Lanmo took a quick look, she would think that the third princess who was as thin as a milk cat was just an illusion of her own.

At the end of the spring of the fifth year of Baotai, Liu Baolin, who was quietly hiding in Feimoju of Bingquan Palace, after a day and a night of hard work, added another princess to Shui Lan.And Xue Luoyi, who was also pregnant, followed in Liu Baolin's footsteps in the early summer of the fourth year of Baotai, and added another princess to Shui Lan. Besides the princesses, there are now five princesses in Shui Lan's harem.It should be said that Shui Lan is worthy of being the ancestor of crows. A crow's mouth is invincible in the world, with indiscriminate attack power, not only defrauding others but also defrauding herself. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

For a while, the eyes of both inside and outside the imperial court were focused on the Empress Wu Tingfang, who was also pregnant and about to give birth. But they were praying that it would be best for the empress to give birth to a princess, otherwise they would really feel that God was unfair.

When the Mid-Autumn Festival was approaching, the Supreme Emperor finally came back from practicing Buddhism in Mount Wutai.As for the achievement of cultivating Buddhism, Shui Lan felt that judging from the still unrequited expression of the Supreme Emperor, it was obviously unsuccessful.

After returning to the palace, the Supreme Emperor who lived in the Yonghe Palace frowned slightly, imitating the attitude of court officials, and fixed his eyes on the belly of the empress who was about to give birth.

"Grandson, queen, you must add another grandson to the old man!"

Being so reminded, the empress, who had been calm all along, felt very stressed.To be honest, she took good care of all the concubines who were pregnant in the harem, except those who were not careful, who were plotted against by others, or who had a miscarriage.Who knows what happened to the evil, all the children born are sisters...

Is it true that as Huang Sang said, only he can give birth to a son, and the rest who are lucky enough to give birth to dragon descendants can only give birth to sisters.

Thinking of the empress empress here is embarrassing.

At this time, she was no longer worried about what to do if she failed to live up to the expectations of the Supreme Emperor and gave birth to a sister, instead she turned her attention to Shui Lan who was full of confidence and felt that she would definitely give birth to a second son. .There is no other reason, Huang Sang started to have convulsions again.

The cause of the matter was still the issue of rectifying the brothel's positive atmosphere at the beginning of the year.

After Shui Lan's unremitting efforts, the group of doctors in Yushitai, whose style of painting was a little strange, finally gave up on this proposal, and instead began to focus on whether the members of the clan should be the main points, and started an eager discussion.

Regarding this, under the gratified eyes of the Supreme Emperor, Shui Lan said so. "The princes taught by the father are all useful talents, including the fourth child who died young...I think that the emperor should be open-minded. Since the princes taught by the father are all useful talents, why should I If you want to abandon it, is it because you are afraid of something happening to the brother's wall?"

Shui Lan's rhetorical question, no official answered, including the group of Yushitai doctors who first raised this question, and no one answered.Seeing this, Shui Lan laughed.

"I am not afraid of this happening, because I trust my brothers. I hope that in my lifetime, my brothers can help me make the Dayong Dynasty rich and the people strong, and let the Dayong Dynasty's flag be planted in every country in the world." corner......"

"Huang Sang, what is there to occupy in those poor countries? Maybe the treasury will have to pay for them to support them."

An extremely disharmonious discourse interrupted Shui Lan's imagination, Shui Lan glared resentfully at the person who spoke, and when she found out that the person was Jia She, who is currently the Minister of the Household Department, Shui Lan really wanted to marry him with a golden brick. He was scrapped.

"Don't interrupt when I'm talking... Otherwise, I'll go home and take my daughter-in-law."

After Jia Amnesty shut up aggrievedly and stopped talking, Shui Lan expressed some military opinions, and when Shui Zhai and other militants were clamoring to fight a war to expand the territory of the Great Yong Dynasty, Shui Lan finally shut up, letting all the princes and court ministers speak freely...

Therefore, at the court meeting, which was much more relaxed than previous dynasties, there was a very strange scene. After all the princes and the Chinese, Chinese and military ministers spoke freely, they all added a sentence at the end. "Jia Enhou, what do you think?"

Fuck, how dare I look at it!

Jia She, who was ordered by Shui Lange not to speak, silently took a look at the group of bastards who had fallen into trouble, and silently wrote down the names of everyone except the boss Shui Zhai, and was going to go home to find his incomparably noble daughter-in-law and cry. Turn it over and let Shuijuan's good daughter-in-law stand out for her.

Hmph, you all say that I'm raking my ears, so I'll show you all, if you're capable, talk to my wife! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Jia She, who made up his mind to rake (black belly), went home and hugged Shui Juan'er for a while, crying. Finally, after brewing the sauce, he secretly made a suggestion, hoping that Shui Juan would follow his "complaint" The list pits them one by one.

For this, Shui Juan could only gently stroke Jia She's dog's head, then nodded in agreement. "Sister Min is getting married recently, and the Queen's sister-in-law is also about to give birth. Money is a little tight... When I arrange the route, we will go door to door to collect debts."

So, no surprise, except for the boss Shui Zhai and Huang Sang who dare not provoke easily, the other princes and civil and military officials who expressed their opinions freely and added the sentence "Enhou, what do you think" at the end They were all tricked over and over again.

All of a sudden, all the princes, civil and military officials were all mourning, touching their looted pockets, secretly cursing Jia She as a slut who is not as good as a beast.

ヾ(｀Д), Wocao, I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people.They clearly knew that they would never dare to provoke Princess Shuijuan, who has the honorable title of the first tigress in the Yong Dynasty, but they brought Princess Shuijuan to blackmail her in a grandiose way. Avoid it, right?

What do you mean by "Your remarks have deeply hurt my weak heart. For the sake of my colleagues, I only charge 1000 taels of gold. This matter will be over, otherwise..."

If you want to discuss which one is better at beating people, please go to the Rongguo Mansion to find Shuijuan.Keep in mind that if you are beaten up one by one, the onlookers will not sympathize, and will follow Jia Amnesty to put on a mocking face.While ridiculing them as weak chickens who can't even beat women, he admired how graceful and smooth his daughter-in-law/Princess Shuijuan's beating posture is.Look at how evenly distributed the injuries are on this body, how aesthetically pleasing it is!