[Red Mansion] The occupation of Huangsang!

On New Year's Eve, Shui Lan got up early.After cleansing the face and wearing the crown, Shui Lan took Queen Wu Tingfang to the ancestral temple to offer sacrifices to the ancestors, and to burn incense and salute in front of the gods and Buddhas.After the work was over, the emperor and empress returned to the East Nuan Pavilion of the Hall of Mental Cultivation to have breakfast together with Zuo Longxuan.

After breakfast, the members of the clan began to drag their families with them, and went to Qianqing Palace one after another under the guidance of the palace people.The family banquet was held in the Yugan Palace. On New Year's Eve, watching a play and eating in the Yugan Palace has become the best way for members of the clan to connect with each other.

As the boss, Shui Zhai was still the first to arrive as in previous years.After arriving, Shui Zhai first played Go with Shui Lan for a while. After Shui Juan brought her husband, the mascot of her family, and two two-year-old twin buns into the palace, the three brothers and sisters, plus Jia She, swaggered Go to Yugan Palace.

At this time, the clan members who participated in the family banquet had already arrived one after another.After Queen Liangliang led the concubines from the harem to arrive, the family banquet officially began.As usual, men and women sit separately at this banquet, and a huge screen with flowers blooming, wealth and spring pattern is placed in the middle as a partition.

On the man's side, Shui Lan sat at the head, and his half-brothers, clan members, son-in-law, county horse and other royal sons-in-law sat at the head.As for the woman, besides Empress Chunhui who is now the Supreme Empress, the one sitting at the top is the most respected mother in the world, and the leader of the harem at present, the Empress Empress, and Wu Tingfang.

The reason why Wu Tingfang is said to be the top leader in the harem is because Empress Chunhui did not live in the Yonghe Palace, but went to live in Prince Bao's Mansion in Shuizhai. He is the top leader in the harem.

Ma Yao also attended this family banquet, but compared with the exuberant eyebrows of previous years, Ma Yao looks a bit more dull now. She still sits at the same table with Princess Shuijuan. , Shuihua talked about parenting, Shuijuan talked a lot, Ma Yao hardly spoke, the audience put on a slightly stiff smile, quietly listening to Shuijuan and the others.

Since Empress Chunhui loves to listen to operas, the most famous opera troupe in the capital was invited to this banquet as usual.And this troupe was the troupe that Shui Zhai ordered for the song called Guan Gong Fighting Qin Qiong. The reason why they became famous was precisely because of this obviously nonsensical opera.

As usual, they sang a song about Guan Gong fighting Qin Qiong, which caused the men and women present to burst into laughter or mutter under their breath.

Shui Lan never liked to listen to this kind of erotic drama, everyone He Nai knew loved it, so Shui Lan went to do as the Romans did, bringing the most famous opera troupe from the capital to the palace to perform every year.

Listening to this, Shui Lan remembered the comments about Weaver Girl and Cowherd that she had read on the Internet in her previous life, and couldn't help but chuckle.Shui Zhai, who was sitting under Shui Lan, was very surprised when he saw it, so he couldn't help but ask Shui Lan. "Your Majesty, what are you enjoying?"

"Brother, have you heard of this saying?"

Shui Lan organized her words for a while, then said with a smile. "I've heard people say that the reason why the Weaver Girl married the Cowherd was because of his helplessness. The Cowherd saw the lust and shamelessly stole the Weaver Girl. Without it, I can't go back to the Weaver Girl in the sky. I have no choice but to commit myself to the Cowherd."

"It's still going to be the case after hearing what you said..." Shui Zhai's eyes widened, "But then the queen mother sent heavenly soldiers and generals to chase Zhinu back. Isn't Zhinu reluctant to part with Cowherd? Could it be Japan~ Love for a long time..." Shui Zhai emphasized on the word ~日~.

This calf... In the future, can I still look directly at the idiom "Jiushengqing".

"Perhaps there is such a reason," Shui Lan continued after a pause. "But I think there are more reasons why the Weaver Girl is reluctant to give up her children." Otherwise, when the Cowherd chased him to the sky, the Weaver Girl agreed to meet once a year. Lost.

Shui Zhai, who took a sip of wine, giggled, then poured another glass of wine and handed it to Shui Lan. "Your Majesty, what you said makes sense. I have nothing to say, brother. I can only offer you a toast."

Shui Lan took the wine, took a few sips, and then continued to chat with Shui Zhai. "The story of Weaver Girl tells us that we can't go to the wild to take a bath casually, who knows if there is such a wretched guy like Cowherd hiding in the side and peeping..."

"It's okay, it's okay for us big men to suffer a little bit!"

Saying that, Shui Zhai suddenly laughed obscenely.Seeing him like this, Shui Lan knew that this kid must have thought of unhealthy content, so she pursed her lips and said maliciously. "It's better if the person looking at it is a girl. What if it's a man, and a man with a good Longyang style..."

Hearing this, Shui Zhai spewed out a gulp of wine, and Xiao Qi, who was sitting opposite him, suffered an unreasonable disaster.

"Big brother!"

Xiao Qi left the table resentfully, and went to the side hall of Qianqing Palace to change into clean clothes.After Xiao Jiu left, Xiao Twelve came back from the table of the son-in-law and the county horse with a jug to toast, and sat in Xiao Jiu's seat.

"Your majesty, brother, what were you talking about just now?"

Compared with Shui Zhai's handsome face, rough figure, and the watery, gentle, fresh and handsome painting style, Xiao Shier is really a gentleman, well, since he was young, he has been like this on the surface.

It is said that the Supreme Emperor will "raise" children. Look at the eldest, tall and mighty; the second, fresh and handsome; Five, the standard gentle scum; the sixth, a romantic and nasty person; the seventh, a paranoid; Almost, Xiao Li Kui is one...

Counting so many brothers, I was stunned to find a slightly normal style of painting.Shui Lan couldn't help sighing every time he saw the jokes made by this group of brothers with all kinds of pitfalls. They said that brothers are like mothers and sisters are like fathers. See how his father only pays attention to appearance and not connotation when he sleeps with women , As a result, this group of brothers with all kinds of pitfalls has a passable appearance, but Nima's personality is all kinds of weird.For example, the little Fourteen, who had just grown up and dangled after drinking a glass of wine, actually took off his clothes and danced there under the booing of his brother next to him.

In view of the strength of Xiao Shishi's drinking in a glass, in order not to hurt his younger brother's self-confidence, Shui Lan threw away the sympathy that lasted only three seconds, and began to clap his hands, praising Xiao Shishi for his good body, arms and legs Not to mention the muscles all over the body, even that part is bigger than Xiaoqi's...

Shui Lan's praise made the animals even more embarrassed.I don't know whether it's because of the intoxication or the beautiful weather. After drinking too much, the animals began to undress one after another, and under the watchful eyes of everyone, they collectively staged an annual grand event - naked~running.

A group of animals didn't even spare their own underwear, stripped off one after another, twisted their waists on the hall, and began to dance.To be honest, the dance performed by this group of animals is still very beautiful, but it is too hurtful for the eyes.

Shui Lan, who was covering her eyes and couldn't bear to look directly, was just thinking that it's fortunate that her elder brother is not drunk today, otherwise the trouble would be even more extreme, when she heard a wolf howl next to her.While Shui Lan was dumbfounded watching the play, she unknowingly killed a few pots of old Shui Zhai and tore her clothes.After patting his hairy and strong chest muscles like a mountain of apes, Shui Zhai screamed and rushed to the group of naked, dancing scum...

"Eat your grandpa with a punch."

Between swords and swords, Shui Zhai turned around in a very powerful way, then stepped on his brothers, raised a middle finger aggressively towards the sky, and then sang...

"Thinking of my grandson, when he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace...

"Grandpa Sun is great~~" the drunk third child went on to sing.

Watery...

#How to break, I really want to laugh! #

Shui Lan, who tried hard to hold back her smile, continued to watch the play happily.Just listening to the feet of the brothers from time to time, Shui Zhai continued to sing: "The Jade Emperor couldn't invite the Buddha and suppressed me for 500 years~~ Now that the old grandson is back, you wait for the rats to dare to bully my descendants~~"

Shui Lan finally couldn't hold back the wavy lines, and burst out laughing.

See, this is the fate of opera enthusiasts who like to drink, listen to operas, and sing a passage from time to time.Emma, ​​this group of calves is hilarious.The Supreme Emperor has such a group of happy teasers, so you can go there with confidence.How could such a magnanimous man like him have the same knowledge as a group of weirdos?

Far away on Wutai Mountain, the Supreme Emperor, who devoted himself to worshiping the Buddha and tried to use the power of the Immortal Buddha to restore the man's pride, suddenly sneezed.It's strange, what's the matter with the sudden chill, maybe the sons are missing themselves.Well, after leaving the palace for so many years, it's time to go back.

Shui Lan in the palace didn't know, but because of something he couldn't do, the Emperor's father, who went to search for immortals in despair, had the idea of ​​going home. At this time, Shui Lan was suffering from a headache, how could he comfort the frightened group? The female relatives...

Look, this is the end of bohemianism and low IQ. See you all shameless when you are drunk.Nima, I was just distracted for a little while. This group of animals didn't make enough noise on my side, but they even went to the queen's side to make trouble. Have you forgotten that you have no clothes on at all?Hey, Shui Lan was unable to support her forehead, and said with erratic eyes under Wu Tingfang's eyes looking at the strange flower.

"I didn't take off their clothes!"

Wu Tingfang......

"I think it's because the men were drunk, so they acted... absurdly!" Feeling that the unrestrained scene was not suitable for her, Wu Tingfang resolutely blamed Shui Lan for the follow-up questions. "The concubine first goes to appease the frightened female relatives, and the few who act..."

"Being unrestrained and having a low IQ..." Shui Lan added with a smile.

"Okay, I'll leave it to you, Huangsang, to deal with those unrestrained and low-IQ masters. If you continue to be so unrestrained in this winter, not to mention the bad influence, you will easily catch a cold!"

"What Ting Fang said is true." Shui Lan glanced at the animals who were still in such trouble, and immediately felt that her eyes were too hot.That son-in-law surnamed Jia Mingshe, why are you calling your daughter-in-law while hugging the third child!

Shui Lan rolled her eyes, resigned herself to her fate, so Wu Dequan, who was blushing from suppressed laughter, summoned more than a dozen young eunuchs to help the group of drunken animals go to the side hall to rest.