[Red Mansion] The occupation of Huangsang!
Chapter 50 Being a king and an official, benefiting the country and the people
It was Lao Qi's voice.
The water is gorgeous.The two boys in Shui Zhai looked at each other, and they saw the excitement in each other's eyes. They walked out of the room at the same time, and walked towards the smallest room where the seventh and third children lived.
"what happened......"
Shui Lan stepped into the house with her front foot, and watched her brother's bodyguard with bright red five paw prints on her back silently looking at her without tears.
"Second Master, the younger one is innocent. The younger one really didn't insult Qi Ye. The younger one just obeyed your order to give Qi Ye medicine."
"Well, Lord knows, you step back."
Seeing that the elder guard was about to cry, Shui Lan, who was rarely moved with compassion, waved the younger guard to step down.After the guard brother left the room, Shui Lan played with the medicine bottle which was said to be a high-quality wound medicine, pouted her mouth, and smiled and said to Lao Qi who was lying on the bed.
"Xiao Qi, come here. Take off your pants."
"ヾ(`Д) Wocao, second brother, what do you want to do! Seventh brother, I will never die."
Lao Qi covered his buttocks with one hand and propped up the bed with the other, carefully moved his body, and shrank towards the wall.Seeing that he looked like he was about to be raped by a villain and was frightened, Shui Lan gave Shui Zhai a look.
The understanding Shui Zhai grinned a few times, and under Lao Qi's terrified eyes, he rubbed his sinful hands and stretched towards the place where the arrow was hanging, and pulled it hard, revealing a pair of smooth, white skin comparable to a woman's. Colored legs appeared in front of Shui Lan and Shui Zhai...
"Tsk, it's really small." Shui Zhai stared at a certain place of Lao Qi, and said contemptuously.
It is indeed small.
Shui Lan was also staring at a certain place of Lao Qi, also contemptuous.
No wonder I had to forget that the guard brother helped me take off my pants and apply the wound medicine. The growth and development of feelings is not good.
Shui Lan raised her hand and rubbed her chin, thinking in her heart that Lao Qi should really feel embarrassed.
"Ah~ Brother, you are too much, our brotherhood is exhausted."
Lao Qi covered the bird with one hand, covered his face with the other, and began to cry.That sad look made Shui Zhai, who has always been lawless, feel a rare guilt, so Shui Zhai also imitated Shui Lan's movements, and raised his hand to rub his chin, comforting Lao Qidao dryly.
"Old Seven, you don't need to be too inferior. Now that medical skills are so advanced, you will definitely be able to find such a big medicine, right Second."
Have the medical skills of the doctors of the Yong Dynasty reached this point?
Heh, big brother, even if Xiaoqi doesn't study much, you shouldn't be fooling people like this.
After Shui Lan put on a serious face and nodded, she coughed and asked Shui Zhai to hold Lao Qi down.After Shui Zhai obediently held Lao Qi's two arms, Shui Lan stretched out five fingers to hold the arrow that was still stuck in Lao Qi's ass with brotherly love, and pulled hard...then The blood-stained triangular arrow was pulled out by Shui Lan.
"Have a sip of wine, and disinfect Lao Qi's ass."
At this time, Shui Zhai, who also had brotherly love, hurriedly took out the bulging skin from his bosom, pulled out the cork, simmered a mouthful of strong wine, and evenly spit it out on the injured area, and suddenly a tragic cry came from the mouth of the old seven issue...
"Old Seven, bear with it, Second Brother will give you the medicine right now."
No, I can't hold it anymore, I really want to break the joke!
With one hand, Shui Lan held Lao Qi's legs, which were struggling violently due to the stimulation of the alcohol, and with the other hand, she held the medicine bottle, and carefully shook out the light brown powder from it.The golden sore medicine given by the wretched Taoist is really a good product. As soon as the light brown powder gets close to the wound, it mixes with blood and quickly coagulates into a scar.
"It seems that it will be better in ten or eight days."
He slapped Lao Qi's intact butt~butt~er on the other side, and when Shui Lan was saying some comforting words to express her brotherly love, the door of the closed room was suddenly kicked open. When Lan frowned and looked around, she found that the third child was standing at the door with the fifth, sixth, eighth, ninth, and tenth half-brothers, all staring at her dumbfounded.
"Yes...sorry for the trouble."
The third child's shriveled grandson didn't know what was going on in his mind, and he blushed and apologized, and closed the door of the room again, taking away the half-brothers who were onlookers.Afterwards, indistinct discussions drifted into the ears of the three people in the room from outside the door.
"This kind of picture that is harmful to your health is too dirty, you can't watch it more,"
"Second brother will give medicine to seventh brother again, why is it dirty, the baby said he doesn't understand."
"Xiao Shiba, you are still too naive..."
............
ヾ(`Д) I'm rough, what does the third kid mean.
Even though his thoughts are dirty, he still dares to criticize others.
If I don't beat you today, my surname is not Shui.
"Third brother, get the hell out of here, and I promise not to kill you."
Relying on the status of the emperor and the secular rules of elder brother being like a father, Shui Lan, together with Shui Zhai, beat up the third child, and under the sad eyes of the third child, Shui Lan solemnly took care of the seventh child. After handing over the responsibility to the culprit who caused the accident, Lao San, he walked around the Taoist temple with Shui Zhai, who was in a good mood after beating him up.
As mentioned earlier, the Taoist priest of this Xuanzhen Taoist temple is a very wretched Taoist. This wretchedness does not refer to his behavior, but his appearance.In the words of Shui Zhai, as soon as he saw this Taoist, his hand wanted to sin (beat him up).
The two who wanted to commit crimes met the wretched Taoist while walking around. At this time, the wretched Taoist was surrounded by several graceful young women just like when Shui Lan and the others came.While fighting openly and secretly, they mocked each other, while flattering the wretched Taoist with flattering words.Shui Lan listened carefully for a while, and felt that they seemed to be begging for something from the wretched Taoist priest.
Shui Lan, who was a little interested in this, deliberately made a loud noise to scare away the beauties surrounding the wretched Taoist.After the beauties went back to the wing room where the temporary female relatives lived, the wretched Taoist seemed relieved, and smiled wryly under Shui Lan's interested eyes.
"My ancestor is right, women are fierce, fierce."
"I think the Taoist priest didn't meet their needs, such as something."
Shui Lan glanced at the wretched Taoist with a smile that was not a smile, the sharp eyes filled with the majesty of the emperor made the wretched Taoist tremble with fear, and he kept guessing the identity of the comer in his heart.
The two people looked dressed and must have been born in a wealthy family, and the nobility in their every move showed that the two must have been born in a meritorious family, or a royal family.Almost in an instant, the wretched Taoist guessed half of Shui Lan's identity. The reason why he couldn't guess this half, or maybe he was not sure, was because Shui Lan not only had a purple aura on her body, but also had a golden black color on her body. Qi, so the wretched Taoist priest who knows a little bit of Taoism is confused.Those who wear purple aura are members of the royal family, and those who condense the purple aura into the shape of a giant dragon are emperors. Then what is this black and purple aura that looks like a crow but emits golden light? Could it be the legendary three-legged golden crow.
Hiss, do you want to be so tall?
After taking a breath, the wretched priest swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and immediately put on a flattering smile. "Please tell me, these female pilgrims are not asking for any contraband, but a elixir that the poor have spent half their lives and countless painstaking efforts to refine..."
"Elixir..."
Shui Lan stared at the wretched Taoist with eyes full of interest, seeing the sharp eyes, the wretched Taoist felt his chrysanthemum tighten, his mouth was faster than his thoughts, blah blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The composition and effect of the elixir were all told in detail.
"You mean that the Taoist you refined has the effects of nourishing yin and beautifying, strengthening essence and storing yang." Women can conceive after taking it, and men can have long-lasting strength after taking it. What the hell kind of medicine is this, isn't it? Is it an enhanced version of strong ~ yang medicine? As for using so many exaggerated words to modify it.Expressing that the baby has become more knowledgeable, Shui Lan rubbed her chin and asked with a particularly meaningful smile.
"Did you take the pill that can grow that thing..."
The wretched Taoist was stunned, can this kind of elixir be refined by humans?
Wait, why does this emperor with a high background ask this question...
Is it...
The wretched Taoist glanced vaguely at Shui Lan's lower body, then coughed a few times, and said seriously. "This kind of magic medicine is impotent according to Pindao's current skills. Pindao thinks that when Pindao's skills improve, he should be able to refine it." As for when the skills will be refined, only God knows.
The wretched Taoist thinks his words are decent, but Shui Lan, who has gone through the information explosion of later generations, can't understand the hidden meaning in his words.Shui Lan understood in her heart that this wretched Taoist might have some supernatural powers, but in fact it was half a bottle of water blaring there.
Tsk, to tell the truth that apart from refining elixirs such as nourishing yin and beautifying, strengthening essence and storing yang, I can't do anything else.
Tsk, you are a man to say that I will respect you, but you are so secretive, why does I want to punish you so much.
Tsk, it must be because of this wretched appearance!
Thinking of this, Shui Lan narrowed her eyes and smiled dangerously.
"My fellow Taoist, I think it's too good to use such medicines as nourishing yin and beautifying, strengthening essence and accumulating yang, so why don't you specialize in studying such things as prolonging life, thinking that it's also a matter of caring for the common people? .”
"Second brother is right..."
Shui Zhai, who always followed Shui Lan's lead, also nodded abruptly, and said in agreement. "In addition, in terms of growing those things, we must hurry up and refine them, so that the seventh brother's life will be saved..."
Shui Lan... then whistled and looked up at the sky.
Big Brother, if you casually expose Seventh Brother's shortcomings in front of outsiders, Seventh Brother will hate you to death.
In this way, Xuanzhenguan and his party, Shui Lan successfully took back a wretched Taoist leader who was fond of refining pills and often played abnormally to fry pill furnaces.After countless times of onlookers watching the process of the wretched Taoist master frying the pill furnace, Shui Lan's mind flashed, and she suddenly remembered that it seemed that the predecessor of gunpowder was unintentionally refined by Taoist priests during the process of refining pills.
ヾ(`Д) Wo Cao, how could I forget such an important thing.
Papermaking, the compass, gunpowder, and movable type printing, these four are the greatest inventions of the Chinese people.Although people at that time used gunpowder to make fireworks and firecrackers, I will not mention it for the time being if I talk too much about it.But if you think about it carefully, if you make a huge firecracker, ignite it and throw it out, hehe, the lethality must be amazing...
The more she thought about it, the more Shui Lan hurriedly summoned Jia Jing Tongxie, the commander of the Jingwei Commander, Wang Ziteng, the current commander of the Wucheng Army and Horse Commander, and Li Wei, the second-rank official Jinyi Mingwei Commander.
The water is gorgeous.The two boys in Shui Zhai looked at each other, and they saw the excitement in each other's eyes. They walked out of the room at the same time, and walked towards the smallest room where the seventh and third children lived.
"what happened......"
Shui Lan stepped into the house with her front foot, and watched her brother's bodyguard with bright red five paw prints on her back silently looking at her without tears.
"Second Master, the younger one is innocent. The younger one really didn't insult Qi Ye. The younger one just obeyed your order to give Qi Ye medicine."
"Well, Lord knows, you step back."
Seeing that the elder guard was about to cry, Shui Lan, who was rarely moved with compassion, waved the younger guard to step down.After the guard brother left the room, Shui Lan played with the medicine bottle which was said to be a high-quality wound medicine, pouted her mouth, and smiled and said to Lao Qi who was lying on the bed.
"Xiao Qi, come here. Take off your pants."
"ヾ(`Д) Wocao, second brother, what do you want to do! Seventh brother, I will never die."
Lao Qi covered his buttocks with one hand and propped up the bed with the other, carefully moved his body, and shrank towards the wall.Seeing that he looked like he was about to be raped by a villain and was frightened, Shui Lan gave Shui Zhai a look.
The understanding Shui Zhai grinned a few times, and under Lao Qi's terrified eyes, he rubbed his sinful hands and stretched towards the place where the arrow was hanging, and pulled it hard, revealing a pair of smooth, white skin comparable to a woman's. Colored legs appeared in front of Shui Lan and Shui Zhai...
"Tsk, it's really small." Shui Zhai stared at a certain place of Lao Qi, and said contemptuously.
It is indeed small.
Shui Lan was also staring at a certain place of Lao Qi, also contemptuous.
No wonder I had to forget that the guard brother helped me take off my pants and apply the wound medicine. The growth and development of feelings is not good.
Shui Lan raised her hand and rubbed her chin, thinking in her heart that Lao Qi should really feel embarrassed.
"Ah~ Brother, you are too much, our brotherhood is exhausted."
Lao Qi covered the bird with one hand, covered his face with the other, and began to cry.That sad look made Shui Zhai, who has always been lawless, feel a rare guilt, so Shui Zhai also imitated Shui Lan's movements, and raised his hand to rub his chin, comforting Lao Qidao dryly.
"Old Seven, you don't need to be too inferior. Now that medical skills are so advanced, you will definitely be able to find such a big medicine, right Second."
Have the medical skills of the doctors of the Yong Dynasty reached this point?
Heh, big brother, even if Xiaoqi doesn't study much, you shouldn't be fooling people like this.
After Shui Lan put on a serious face and nodded, she coughed and asked Shui Zhai to hold Lao Qi down.After Shui Zhai obediently held Lao Qi's two arms, Shui Lan stretched out five fingers to hold the arrow that was still stuck in Lao Qi's ass with brotherly love, and pulled hard...then The blood-stained triangular arrow was pulled out by Shui Lan.
"Have a sip of wine, and disinfect Lao Qi's ass."
At this time, Shui Zhai, who also had brotherly love, hurriedly took out the bulging skin from his bosom, pulled out the cork, simmered a mouthful of strong wine, and evenly spit it out on the injured area, and suddenly a tragic cry came from the mouth of the old seven issue...
"Old Seven, bear with it, Second Brother will give you the medicine right now."
No, I can't hold it anymore, I really want to break the joke!
With one hand, Shui Lan held Lao Qi's legs, which were struggling violently due to the stimulation of the alcohol, and with the other hand, she held the medicine bottle, and carefully shook out the light brown powder from it.The golden sore medicine given by the wretched Taoist is really a good product. As soon as the light brown powder gets close to the wound, it mixes with blood and quickly coagulates into a scar.
"It seems that it will be better in ten or eight days."
He slapped Lao Qi's intact butt~butt~er on the other side, and when Shui Lan was saying some comforting words to express her brotherly love, the door of the closed room was suddenly kicked open. When Lan frowned and looked around, she found that the third child was standing at the door with the fifth, sixth, eighth, ninth, and tenth half-brothers, all staring at her dumbfounded.
"Yes...sorry for the trouble."
The third child's shriveled grandson didn't know what was going on in his mind, and he blushed and apologized, and closed the door of the room again, taking away the half-brothers who were onlookers.Afterwards, indistinct discussions drifted into the ears of the three people in the room from outside the door.
"This kind of picture that is harmful to your health is too dirty, you can't watch it more,"
"Second brother will give medicine to seventh brother again, why is it dirty, the baby said he doesn't understand."
"Xiao Shiba, you are still too naive..."
............
ヾ(`Д) I'm rough, what does the third kid mean.
Even though his thoughts are dirty, he still dares to criticize others.
If I don't beat you today, my surname is not Shui.
"Third brother, get the hell out of here, and I promise not to kill you."
Relying on the status of the emperor and the secular rules of elder brother being like a father, Shui Lan, together with Shui Zhai, beat up the third child, and under the sad eyes of the third child, Shui Lan solemnly took care of the seventh child. After handing over the responsibility to the culprit who caused the accident, Lao San, he walked around the Taoist temple with Shui Zhai, who was in a good mood after beating him up.
As mentioned earlier, the Taoist priest of this Xuanzhen Taoist temple is a very wretched Taoist. This wretchedness does not refer to his behavior, but his appearance.In the words of Shui Zhai, as soon as he saw this Taoist, his hand wanted to sin (beat him up).
The two who wanted to commit crimes met the wretched Taoist while walking around. At this time, the wretched Taoist was surrounded by several graceful young women just like when Shui Lan and the others came.While fighting openly and secretly, they mocked each other, while flattering the wretched Taoist with flattering words.Shui Lan listened carefully for a while, and felt that they seemed to be begging for something from the wretched Taoist priest.
Shui Lan, who was a little interested in this, deliberately made a loud noise to scare away the beauties surrounding the wretched Taoist.After the beauties went back to the wing room where the temporary female relatives lived, the wretched Taoist seemed relieved, and smiled wryly under Shui Lan's interested eyes.
"My ancestor is right, women are fierce, fierce."
"I think the Taoist priest didn't meet their needs, such as something."
Shui Lan glanced at the wretched Taoist with a smile that was not a smile, the sharp eyes filled with the majesty of the emperor made the wretched Taoist tremble with fear, and he kept guessing the identity of the comer in his heart.
The two people looked dressed and must have been born in a wealthy family, and the nobility in their every move showed that the two must have been born in a meritorious family, or a royal family.Almost in an instant, the wretched Taoist guessed half of Shui Lan's identity. The reason why he couldn't guess this half, or maybe he was not sure, was because Shui Lan not only had a purple aura on her body, but also had a golden black color on her body. Qi, so the wretched Taoist priest who knows a little bit of Taoism is confused.Those who wear purple aura are members of the royal family, and those who condense the purple aura into the shape of a giant dragon are emperors. Then what is this black and purple aura that looks like a crow but emits golden light? Could it be the legendary three-legged golden crow.
Hiss, do you want to be so tall?
After taking a breath, the wretched priest swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and immediately put on a flattering smile. "Please tell me, these female pilgrims are not asking for any contraband, but a elixir that the poor have spent half their lives and countless painstaking efforts to refine..."
"Elixir..."
Shui Lan stared at the wretched Taoist with eyes full of interest, seeing the sharp eyes, the wretched Taoist felt his chrysanthemum tighten, his mouth was faster than his thoughts, blah blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The composition and effect of the elixir were all told in detail.
"You mean that the Taoist you refined has the effects of nourishing yin and beautifying, strengthening essence and storing yang." Women can conceive after taking it, and men can have long-lasting strength after taking it. What the hell kind of medicine is this, isn't it? Is it an enhanced version of strong ~ yang medicine? As for using so many exaggerated words to modify it.Expressing that the baby has become more knowledgeable, Shui Lan rubbed her chin and asked with a particularly meaningful smile.
"Did you take the pill that can grow that thing..."
The wretched Taoist was stunned, can this kind of elixir be refined by humans?
Wait, why does this emperor with a high background ask this question...
Is it...
The wretched Taoist glanced vaguely at Shui Lan's lower body, then coughed a few times, and said seriously. "This kind of magic medicine is impotent according to Pindao's current skills. Pindao thinks that when Pindao's skills improve, he should be able to refine it." As for when the skills will be refined, only God knows.
The wretched Taoist thinks his words are decent, but Shui Lan, who has gone through the information explosion of later generations, can't understand the hidden meaning in his words.Shui Lan understood in her heart that this wretched Taoist might have some supernatural powers, but in fact it was half a bottle of water blaring there.
Tsk, to tell the truth that apart from refining elixirs such as nourishing yin and beautifying, strengthening essence and storing yang, I can't do anything else.
Tsk, you are a man to say that I will respect you, but you are so secretive, why does I want to punish you so much.
Tsk, it must be because of this wretched appearance!
Thinking of this, Shui Lan narrowed her eyes and smiled dangerously.
"My fellow Taoist, I think it's too good to use such medicines as nourishing yin and beautifying, strengthening essence and accumulating yang, so why don't you specialize in studying such things as prolonging life, thinking that it's also a matter of caring for the common people? .”
"Second brother is right..."
Shui Zhai, who always followed Shui Lan's lead, also nodded abruptly, and said in agreement. "In addition, in terms of growing those things, we must hurry up and refine them, so that the seventh brother's life will be saved..."
Shui Lan... then whistled and looked up at the sky.
Big Brother, if you casually expose Seventh Brother's shortcomings in front of outsiders, Seventh Brother will hate you to death.
In this way, Xuanzhenguan and his party, Shui Lan successfully took back a wretched Taoist leader who was fond of refining pills and often played abnormally to fry pill furnaces.After countless times of onlookers watching the process of the wretched Taoist master frying the pill furnace, Shui Lan's mind flashed, and she suddenly remembered that it seemed that the predecessor of gunpowder was unintentionally refined by Taoist priests during the process of refining pills.
ヾ(`Д) Wo Cao, how could I forget such an important thing.
Papermaking, the compass, gunpowder, and movable type printing, these four are the greatest inventions of the Chinese people.Although people at that time used gunpowder to make fireworks and firecrackers, I will not mention it for the time being if I talk too much about it.But if you think about it carefully, if you make a huge firecracker, ignite it and throw it out, hehe, the lethality must be amazing...
The more she thought about it, the more Shui Lan hurriedly summoned Jia Jing Tongxie, the commander of the Jingwei Commander, Wang Ziteng, the current commander of the Wucheng Army and Horse Commander, and Li Wei, the second-rank official Jinyi Mingwei Commander.
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