[Red Mansion] The occupation of Huangsang!

These two kids are calling me a crow, right?

Shui Lan, who felt that the anger was burning, showed a particularly ferocious smile. "Since the two priests know that I have a special crow's mouth skill, the two priests should honestly explain why they are here at this time and what purpose they have, otherwise...hehe..." Shui Lan's sharp gaze Immediately, he shot the sloppy monk together, which contained an infinite threat.

Shui Lan's Crow's Mouth skill is really powerful, if someone is unlucky, no one will be spared, including them with extraordinary Taoism.Therefore, as soon as Shui Lan's threatening words and eyes came out, the monks looked at each other, and then slowly stated their purpose of coming here.

It turned out that this monk and the others were subordinates of Fairy Jing Huan, who was in charge of Taixu Illusionary Realm. This time, he was specially ordered by Fairy Jing Huan to welcome Emperor Ziwei, who had accidentally suffered a little injury, back to his throne.As for the fact that I have not seen you in several lifetimes, the reason why Shui Lan was so unlucky in her previous life, and why she was drunk and drove a sports car to chase money is all due to the tricks of these two idiots—=3=, who made Shui Lan go wrong when she reincarnated where.

Let's put it this way, in fact, Shui Lan is indeed a descendant of the three-legged golden crow in ancient mythology. Although the appearance is coated with a layer of golden light, it is still a black and shiny crow in essence, um, it is also a particularly tall one. crow.Relying on her status as a descendant of the three-legged Golden Crow, Shui Lan is quite popular in the Heavenly Court, and ordinary officials should respectfully address her when she sees her—the Crow Emperor.

The reason why Shui Lan, who has a high status, was reincarnated was because he had a fight with Emperor Ziwei, and Shui Lan cursed Emperor Ziwei until he was half paralyzed with a move that killed him with scissors and severed the legs of his children and grandchildren.And why did a star king and an emperor want to fight? It was all because of Shui Lan's crow's mouth. She knew that her mouth was powerful, but she wanted to tell people to be careful when going to the toilet when Emperor Ziwei descended to the emperor's house.

Well, the reincarnated emperor of the cupped Emperor Ziwei became the most bizarre person in history to die—Nima, who fell into the cesspit when he went to the toilet and drowned.Tell me who wouldn't be angry if this matter changed, so the furious Emperor Ziwei had a fight with Shui Lan, the crow emperor.

The so-called one year on the ground and one day in the sky, this fight was so dark that the sky was dark and the earth was dark. According to the calculation of the world, it lasted a full 360 years.Unfortunately, in this fight, Dijun Ziwei, who had a lot of experience in the emperor, was killed by Shui Lan's move of scissors, which killed his son and grandson.Every time you go on a mission to be the emperor, you can sleep with all kinds of girls. Now that you’re done, you can’t play happily with the girls. What kind of reincarnation do you want to be the emperor? Are the men playing?

So the angry Emperor Ziwei directly took up the burden and quit.The reincarnated emperors of Emperor Ziwei are basically very wise and powerful people who can develop a hegemony in the area. Now there is no Emperor Ziwei come to the world. People are devastated and complaints abound.

As a result, Shui Lan, who was the culprit, was pushed out and entered the reincarnation instead of Emperor Ziwei. Unfortunately, I don't know if it was because she was not very skilled in the business of crossing for the first time. He has become a generation of playboys who eat and wait to die.

Hehe, facing such an unexpected situation, all the gods in the heavenly court were stunned.While urgently contacting the waiter Shenying of Wa Palace, who has a good personal relationship with Emperor Ziwei, to ask him to help persuade Emperor Ziwei to go down to the realm, at the same time, he sent the fairy girl Jing Huan who had a good personal relationship with Shui Lan in the illusory world to find out where Shui Lan's shriveled grandson was reincarnated. Where did it go.

After finally finding out about Shui Lan's movements, Fairy Jing Huan hurriedly sent this monk to bring her back together, and this is why Shui Lan obeyed the bad friend's instructions and drove a sports car to chase the money delivery van, and unfortunately died. .....

Shui Lian returned to the place where she was supposed to be reincarnated, and the reincarnation of Emperor Ziwei who had not recovered from her wounds should also be retired. This trip together was entrusted by Wu De Xingjun to send Emperor Ziwei back to the heaven... .

"This is how it all happened???..."

Shui Lan looked at a monk suspiciously for a moment, and when the stern face, not angry but powerful, known as the coffin face in history, suddenly appeared in the field of vision, Shui Lan's memory of being a god suddenly swept over.The messy and noisy memories made Shui Lan's head a headache, but in order to save face in front of the coffin face, Shui Lan gritted her teeth and tried her best. After a long time, Shui Lan slapped her thigh after accepting the memory, and said cheerfully.

"Oh my god, it's no wonder I always dislike the fourth child. I dare to feel in this respect. Fourth child, walk slowly and don't see him off!"

The reincarnation of Emperor Ziwei, who was severely injured by Shui Lan, was indeed the fourth prince, Shui Mu. At this time, Shui Mu was wearing a black and red fairy costume with wide sleeves embroidered with a golden six-clawed golden dragon. He looked very temperamental, at least She looked more like Huang Sang than Shui Lan in the dragon robe.

Tsk, so what if he looks more like Huang Sang.This time, it's not that labor and capital overthrew you and became the emperor.Damn it, if you don't accept it, let's go back to the sky and fight again!

Shui Lan gave Shui Lan a middle finger with a mean smile, she thought that Shui Lan would turn into a rage and fight with her again, but who would have thought that Shui Lan would take a cool look at Shui Lan, and mocked lightly.

"Long time no see, you bastard grandson is still so childish!"

"Tsk, it's not as good as a guy somewhere who can't use his strength..." Under Shui Ju's black face, Shui Lan smiled extraordinarily, and that look made people want to punch him twice.But Shui Gu is the reincarnation of Emperor Ziwei, so he can hold his breath.Even though the fight before the reincarnation was slapped hard by Shui Lan, a bitch~, Shui Lan still put on a coffin face and said draggingly.

"Isn't this a gift from the Crow Emperor?"

ヾ(｀Д) Wocao, this shriveled grandson actually called me a crow directly, don't you know how to be subtle.Shui Lan gritted her teeth and said viciously. "Hehe, why is it thanks to me? You obviously didn't look at the road when you walked, so that thing hit a tree and got hurt because of it..."

"How dare you swear in the name of your ancestor, the three-legged Golden Crow, that you didn't secretly curse me with the crow's mouth."

The more angry Shui Gu started to roll up his sleeves, and slapped Shui Lan directly. After Shui Lan dodged speechlessly, Shui Gu completely tore off his cold mask, and pointed at Shui Lan's nose and cursed.

"It's all caused by you, a dead crow. Lao Capital wanted to be a man with both civil and military skills in this life, but you are a bummed grandson, so that Lao Capital has lost his energy and has no intention of reincarnating. If you say you are reincarnated, reincarnate, just take a step." You were reincarnated in the wrong place, and the goddamn labor and capital even gave you the top of the tank with illness, but you are a good-for-nothing grandson, and you have cheated labor and capital since you were young. Tell me, did you make it happen that labor and capital are so masculine? "

Shui Zhuo tugged at Shui Lan's collar, roaring like a roaring horse.With Shui Mu's mouth foaming, Shui Lan's eyes began to wander. Due to the fact that the two had comparable strength, Shui Lan was not afraid of Shui Mu, but dared to fight her way out.

"Heh, it's none of my business whether you like masculinity or not. And you'd better stay away from me. I don't like men, I only like soft and cute girls."

As soon as these words came out, flames burst out of Shui Mao's body, and the evil spirit contained in those sharp eyes made all the monks watching shiver in unison.Crow Emperor, please stop twisting the tiger's beard, we are not like you, we are strong against attacks and have a tough backstage, please wait until we are away before pinching. QAQ...

Seeing that the two emperors were about to pinch each other regardless of the occasion, the monk hurriedly stopped them together. "Emperor, Emperor Ziwei, it's time for you to return to the sky and take your place."

"Ah, yes," Shui Lanxi, who dodged Shui Zhu's attack, took the time to interject. "I said, fourth child, you must go back to heaven to recuperate well, otherwise that thing is really useless..."

"Pey, at this time, you are still attacking labor and capital personally. If labor and capital don't beat you to death, labor and capital have your surname."

"You have my surname~~"

Our surname is Shui, Shabi.

Shui Lan's rippling and ecstasy voice made Shui Ju furious, and the war was inevitable. Under the eyes of the crowd and monks with black lines all over him, Shui Lan lost his image of a true moral king and The teasing state and Shui Lan fight each other.In this battle, because one of them was in the state of a soul, the battle quickly turned into a one-sided trend.Relying on his strong body, Shui Lan's shriveled grandson ravaged Shui Jia's soul vigorously. Accidentally, when the ravage was over, the paw accidentally caught something, so he screamed like a pig being killed in Shui Lan. Under the sound, Shui Lan expressed sadness...

ヾ(｀Д) Wocao, actually grabbed that thing, peat workers have to wash their hands.Shui Yu, you bum grandson, I wish you never to be hard again.

Shui Mao, whose important parts were injured again, was rushed to the sky for treatment by a monk. After they left, the people and things around them immediately resumed their movements.At this moment, Shui Zhai scratched his head and asked in confusion.

"Second brother, I had a dream just now. The fourth child actually went to heaven, and he was accompanied by two ugly servants."

"(ˉ▽￣～) Cut~~, maybe the fourth child really went to heaven."

Shui Lan patted Shui Zhai on the shoulder and said with a smile. "Brother, how about doing my younger brother a favor."

"What's the matter?" Shui Zhai asked curiously.

"When my younger brother goes in to scold people, you beat them, and you beat whoever your younger brother scolds."

"Tsk, this feeling is good. I haven't hit anyone for a long time. I feel aggrieved and panicked. I just hit someone to vent my anger." As he said, Shui Zhai rushed into the examination room surrounded by heavy speed. It had to make Shui Lan's mouth twitch, who wanted to walk ahead and pretend to be aggressive.Wouldn't this Shuizhai just beat up the people inside without asking the innocence first?

Shui Lan, who suddenly became dumbfounded, walked into the examination room slowly. The moment she stepped into the threshold of the examination room, Shui Lan was thinking, this monk came to find her with the teasing fourth child (Emperor Ziwei) What is the purpose? It can't be to help me unlock my past life memories, ヾ(｀Д) Wocao, if that's the case, please open the magic spell by the way, Nima only has memory for a fart!

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