[Red Mansion] The occupation of Huangsang!

Between swords and swords, Shui Zhai held a Shangfang sword in both his left and right hands. He flew into the robbers in a spinning posture.With the Beijing opera tune of "Yiya~oh~eh", all kinds of accessories are flying all over the sky.At the moment when Shui Lan couldn't bear to look straight at her and covered her eyes, the group of guys who had just changed jobs from farmers to robbers left a sentence: "The green mountains are not there, and the green waters are long flowing. We will remember this hard stubble... .' Then he ran over with his trousers whose waistband had been cut off.

What, heaven and earth will!

When Shui Lan finished her luck in Shui Zhai, she plucked her ears in a daze.Did he hear correctly, Nima Tiandihui.This is just a superficial dynasty, why even the famous civil organizations of the Qing Dynasty also ran out... Seeing those few figures running away in desperation, for some reason, Shui Lan suddenly had the urge to be disillusioned.

Well, I must have had an ear disease just now, and I heard wrong.

Shui Lan, who was full of Ah Q's spirit, didn't ask Wu Ge to chase the escaped blocker. Instead, after a simple breakfast, he asked Wu Ge to drive the carriage to the foot of Ma'an Mountain.On this day, the road was calm and calm, until near dusk, when Shui Lan proposed to find a place with a treasure of geomantic omen to sleep in, a group of thieves came out of nowhere and surrounded the carriage that Shui Lan and the three of them were riding in.

The weapons of these gangs of thieves are all very sophisticated. Wu Ge, who has followed his father in the army since he was a child, can even see that some bows and arrows come from the army. Lan said in a low voice. "Master, Second Master, something is wrong!"

"Isn't something wrong!"

Shui Zhai stared blankly at the leader holding the mace, "Look, brother, even a legendary weapon like the mace appeared, isn't it strange?"

"..."

Shui Lan, who had already expressed despair at Shui Zhai's IQ, looked at Shui Zhai quietly for a while, then turned around and said to Wu Ge decisively. "Dezhi (Ugg's kid), you mean..."

"Second Lord, if you read correctly, some of the weapons in their hands came from the army."

"In the army."

Shui Lan narrowed her eyes suddenly and asked again. "Dezhi, you are sure."

"The little one grew up in the army, and all kinds of military weapons can still be recognized at a glance."

"Interesting, military weapons were found in the hands of thieves at the foot of Ma'anshan Mountain..." What does this mean? Shui Lan felt very uncomfortable about the situation.It's like marrying a new daughter-in-law, but the daughter-in-law cheated, took your property and ran away with the adulterer.

Shui Lan was overwhelmed by her own associations.With her middle finger up in her heart, Shui Lan turned to ask Wu Ge in a low voice. "Can you and big brother together defeat this group of thieves?"

"The success rate is not high. These gangs of thieves obviously came prepared."

While Wu Ge was speaking, the leader of the thieves with two-handed mace rode forward a few steps and shouted at Wu Ge. "Brother, you are a Geng this year!"

The clear and crisp questioning voice of a lark immediately stunned Wu Ge, who had made up his mind and was about to draw a knife to protect Shui Zhai, and Shui Lan rushed out of the encirclement. "What do you mean by that!"

The thief holding a mace was very good-looking, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a narrow nose and a small mouth. The bronze skin did not reduce her beauty, but added a rare charm.

Apparently this majestic-looking man holding a mace is actually a heroic girl.When she heard Ugg's question, a blush appeared on her bronze-colored skin.

"Brother, just tell me!"

The authentic Anhui dialect made Shui Lan and Shui Zhai shudder at the same time. At the moment Wuge was stiff, Shui Lan poked Shui Zhai who was standing beside him, and said in a low voice. "Oh my, it turns out that the leader of the thieves is not a man but a girl!"

Shui Zhai nodded his head incredulously. "Looking at her appearance, looking at the flatness in front of her, if she hadn't spoken, I would have thought she was a handsome man... Hey, second brother, tell me, what does he mean by asking your future brother-in-law Gui Geng!"

"What's the point? I've taken a fancy to our comrade Big Bird!" ps: The nicknames of Big Bird and Wu Ge are named by the prince.

"Tsk, my vision is really bad..." Shui Zhai said a little indignantly. "He didn't even notice us."

#Hey, brother, you are paying attention to the wrong point! #

After Shui Lan wiped away the non-existent sweat, she said divinely. "Perhaps this girl doesn't take the usual path, and she likes the connotation of the big bird~"

Upon hearing this, Shui Zhai immediately shot Wu Ge's lower body with harsh eyes, compared with his own, and after making the comparison, Shui Zhai raised his head and said embarrassingly. "Lao-management has more connotations than him..."

"..."

The connotation of labor and management does not refer to this, you stupid and cute bastard!

Shui Lan, who silently swallowed her blood, refused to talk to Shui Zhai again. Shui Lan turned her head and began to watch the follow-up development.At this time, Wuge had already woken up from the stiff state, and heard Shui Lan and Shui Zhai's words to make up the knife. Wuge, who had already had a preliminary understanding of the female thief's question, twitched his lips and said dryly .

"I'm 22 this year."

"...The slave family... is nineteen this year."

"Sure enough, I fell in love with Big Bird!" Shui Zhai, who was watching the play, interjected again.

Wu Ge ignored Shui Zhai's knife-throwing behavior, tears streaming down his face, but he said extremely calmly. "It's none of my business how old you are. You have to get out of the way as soon as possible, or you'll be careful~ Bird, bah, I'll fight you hard with your grandfather."

If you don't show affection directly, the face of the female thief holding a mace will turn green and white. After a long time, the female thief gritted her teeth and said desperately. "You fight with me. If I lose, let you go. If I win, I want you to be my husband."

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of the three of Shui Lan were quite strange.To show concern, Shui Lan fake coughed a few times and asked Wu Ge. "Dezhi, are you sure you can beat this girl?"

Wu Ge nodded, obviously full of confidence, so Shui Lan, Shui Zhai, and the two cheered Wu Ge together.Maybe it was because they thought Shui Lan and the two were making too much noise, the female thief said before the two of them were fighting alone. "You two little white faces step aside, it's none of my business if you get hurt by mistake."

Shui Lan and Shui Zhai resolutely rolled aside.When the two swords, maces and knives slashed at each other, Shui Lan shook her head and said. "This girl says I'm a jerk, I admit it, but brother..." Does it meet the definition of a jerk?

Shui Zhai didn't hear the teasing in Shui Lan's words, but when he heard Shui Lan say that, Shui Zhai raised his head and grinned, revealing a mouthful of good teeth. "My face is pale~ Why am I not a little pale face?"

Haha, your answer left me speechless!After wiping off the non-existent sweat again, Shui Lan began to focus on this fight that determines the future and lifelong happiness.

Question: If the girl loses, let us leave, and if she wins, she will stay and be the husband of the village. What about a tie?

Answer: Simply put down your belongings and walk with us!

Passing by the foot of Ma'anshan, after the hilarious "competition to recruit a husband", Shui Lan and his party added a girl whose fighting strength was comparable to Wu Ge's.Because the girl likes simple-looking, powerful and extraordinary men, Shui Lan and Shui Zhai were directly regarded as "little white faces" by her and ignored the past, winking at Wu Ge and dedicating herself to Wu Ge all the way, which made Wu Ge very angry. Ge, an upright man, was like crying without tears.After several days of rushing, Shui Lan and his party left Ma'anshan and officially headed for Xuancheng.And on the way, Shui Lan also asked Wu Ge to extract from the mouth of this beautiful girl, how did the gang of thieves get their weapons.

"It was given to us by the quartermaster in the army..." Jiaren didn't care and sold the officials who resold military-made weapons. "They have been in contact with the people in our Heifeng cottage. They gave us weapons, and we helped them kill people. Everyone got what they needed."

"It's really helpless." Wu Ge said to Shui Lan with an ugly expression. "Second Master, it seems that our whereabouts have been revealed."

"We made a temporary decision to change the route in Jinling, and no one knows about it except the three of us!" Shui Lan didn't agree with Wu Ge's point of view. In his opinion, we were probably regarded as fat by the officials who colluded with thieves Sheep, after all, they were generous along the way, which can almost be described as spending money like water. "I think, we are probably regarded as fat sheep. If you don't believe me, you can ask sister Jiaren."

"The news they gave us is indeed that there are fat sheep passing by."

The beautiful girl replied.But after she finished speaking, perhaps because she was afraid that the man she liked would misunderstand, the beautiful woman hurriedly added an explanation. "We usually only rob money but not sex, you are the first!"

Ug..., should I be honored!