[Comprehensive] My daily life is not right

"Sir, do you need any special service~"

"..."

Iron Man felt that he should have an auditory hallucination.

As a real boyfriend, he didn't get this kind of love talk treatment once, once, once!

It’s fine if you don’t have one… I took the initiative to post it and got kicked off the bed…

He walked around to Tang Xin to express his dissatisfaction with his eyes, but Tang Xin slapped him on the face and pushed him aside.

Tang Xin gave him a look that looked at me everywhere, searched for the salesmanship he had learned from TV commercials from Tianchao, and brewed for 0.1 second: "Sir! Do you feel lonely and unbearable in the long night? Do you want to find a secret in your heart?" People who understand you listen, the society is cold and unpredictable, and the pressure needs to be released. We provide you with high-quality, thoughtful and thoughtful customized services, chat and play with horses and chickens, and carry the banner with thousands of dollars... Sir, please don't hang up, Please don't hang up! Opportunities are rare and the number is limited. If you miss today, wait for another year! This first-ever discount is only for tonight! Only 99.8 tonight, only 99.8! The caring and warm lady delivered it home..."

Iron Man was dumbfounded.

The person on the other side was also moved by such a sincere advertisement, was silent for a second and then said in a rough voice: "No need!"

After speaking, he snapped the phone.

Hearing the beeping sound, Tang Xin immediately recovered his expressionless face, turned off the phone without saying anything, snorted, and looked at Tony expectantly.

"Boss, it's time for you to play. You see, the two men went to open a room to explain that there is a problem with their sexual orientation! It doesn't work if I ask, I want you to come~"

Tony pressed his forehead: "Sweetheart, are you sure you want your boyfriend to tell another man that he needs special services?"

"It's okay, it's all for the mission, I won't care." Tang Xin said righteously.

"I'm very concerned." Tony blinked, but didn't take her words seriously, "What's your plan? Don't say I'm going to take coercive measures." He lowered his head threateningly.

Tang Xin said earnestly: "How did you know that? I'm clearly asking you very seriously."

She took Tony around the convenience store next to the small hotel, and whispered as she walked, "I've been listening to the movement on the other end of the phone just now, and I roughly deduced what's going on in the room...cough, actually, I just took advantage of it When they were attracted by the phone, they turned away and took a look at the roof opposite the window. I thought they went to that kind of small hotel, either to complete the transaction in it, or to hide things directly in the hotel... We will wait for them to come out and we will treat people like this... If not, then go to the hotel like this..."

She took Tony to hide beside the trash can in the dark, and said seriously, "Is there anything else you want to add?"

Tony ignored the indescribable environment around him, and coughed with a smile: "No problem... I will be your assistant tonight, and you can do whatever you want."

Tang Xin patted him on the shoulder with a look like a young man, are you sensible?

"But one thing..."

"What?" Tang Xin held his breath.

Tony sighed and suppressed a smile: "Why don't you leave the stalking to Jarvis, it won't be too late for us to intercept them when they come out, there is no need..." He glanced at the trash can beside him.

There's no need to wait by the trash can.

"..."

Tang Xin opened his mouth, eyes straightened, "What you said... makes sense."

Ahhh, thanks to her, she carefully chose a treasured place of geomantic omen!Why work hard for a long time!

On the difference in instinctive thinking between children who grew up in high technology and children who grew up dancing rubber bands.

The shocked Tang Xin was dragged by Tony to find a corner in the convenience store and sat down. He happened to be able to see the situation outside the window, and it was still very hidden.

They pulled out their phones and started playing chess.

Almost half an hour later, Jarvis said in time before Tang Xin smashed the phone angrily: "They came out."

Tang Xin was immediately distracted.

The two people who came out were not as embarrassed as they were when they went in, and they swayed on the dimly lit path in an extraordinarily chic manner.

They felt relieved just after completing the task, walked all the way out of the alley, sang and talked about the mountains, and suddenly... they were robbed.

Thinking back afterwards, the big tattooed man only remembered that the ground suddenly went dark, as if someone had put a sack on it, and then he floated up, dizzy and turned over several times!Feeling uncomfortable all over his body as if being touched, he protested without hesitation, and then felt dizzy even more.

There is also the appearance of a man and a woman talking, which can't be heard clearly when they are far and near.

"No, where are you?"

"Tsk, why did I come out in the middle of the night to touch a man... No, I also looked between the teeth."

"Oh, it's disgusting..."

The sound of taking a few strides back.

"Who am I for?!"

"Okay, okay... so what about these two?"

"Throw it to the bumblebee."

……

then.

There's no after that……

The tattooed man fell into a coma completely.

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Tang Xin took Tony's arm and walked into the hotel. The interior decoration was even more blatant than the outside signboard. The front desk was completely black, surrounded by small pink LED light bulbs, flickering on and off. , in the middle is a heart shape made of light bulbs, because a few light bulbs have been broken due to the age, revealing a big gap.

The eldest sister at the front desk was playing with the computer, when she heard someone coming and clicking the mouse slowly, she raised her head and glanced out.

She glanced at Tony's simple hoodie and jeans, and continued to look at the computer without interest: "The details are hung on the wall next to it, billed by the hour, no negotiation."

Well-known local tyrant Iron Man: ... I'm sorry I didn't hear clearly, you said bargaining?

Tang Xin pressed Tony's hand that was about to clap the money, and smiled: "Okay, let's take a look first."

The price list on the wall next to it is fancy, but the entries are fairly clear, roughly marking all room configurations.

She couldn't help expressing her surprise when she saw the top item: "Do you still have a presidential trick?"

The eldest sister lazily responded with a calm face.

"Fifty an hour."

Tang Xin couldn't help admiring, although the hotel looked small and shabby, it was actually shabby and small, but it actually had the same ambition as a star-rated hotel!

She guessed that the presidential package here is probably similar to the pancake fruit and ten eggs in the breakfast world.

... are all relative.

Tang Xin coughed and said, "Well, give me a double room with a water bed, a big window, and a bathroom separated from the toilet. It's about 15 square meters... Well, don't you want the first floor or the third floor, ah, the wall You'd better be handcuffed."

Tony: "..."

The eldest sister finally raised her head, looked at her with a kind of girl's eyes, and opened her mouth a few times.

"...Sorry, there is only one room that meets your request, but it has just been rented out."

Those two were rented out as soon as they left?

Tang Xin glanced at Tony, and he felt his gaze turned to her and licked his lips.

"That……"

Before she finished speaking, the lady at the front desk let out an ah, and suddenly changed her words for some reason: "I read it wrong just now, that room is still there."

Tang Xin smiled in surprise and patted the table.

"Then give us this room, thank you!"

The elder sister took a look at her, said yes, took the key from the wall behind her, sat back in her seat and wrote a few words in a notebook.

"Documents?"

"..."

Tang Xin, who had forgotten the documents required to open a room, froze for a moment.

She didn't bring it!

Turning to look at Tony... No, this guy's must not be taken out.

Ahh what should I do?A bowl of rice stumps a hero!

Tony admired his girlfriend's dazed and cute expression for a few seconds, held back his laughter, and said two words in a low voice: "No."

Tang Xin expressed doubts with his eyes, is it really okay for you to be so pushy when you come out to open a room?

The eldest sister looked familiar, didn't ask any more questions, and said without raising her head: "Add money without a document."

...It's really good.

The eldest sister continued to ask: "How many hours?"

"Half..." Tang Xin opened his mouth.

"Three hours." When Tony heard something wrong, he blocked the conversation before her, ignoring Tang Xin's stare.

... Just kidding, he would lose face if he said it in half an hour!

This is a matter of principle, even if no one knows he is Iron Man.

The eldest sister, who kept her eyes fixed on the number one expression, was finally willing to take a second look at the man in front of her, then turned back to Tang Xin, and let out a sigh.

After paying the money and taking the key, the two followed the elder sister to the second floor.

Go all the way to the door at the end of the corridor.

The door lock is the kind of old rotary handle, which seems a bit old, and the elder sister took the key to poke it several times before it opened.

As soon as the door was opened, there was a strong aroma of incense.

"Be careful when you play, don't break things. If you break something, you will have to pay three times the original price." The eldest sister said routinely, clapped the key in Tang Xin's hand, and suddenly showed a meaningful smile, "I wish you all the best!" joy."

"boom."

The door is closed.

Tang Xin looked away and met Tony's eyes.

He took off his sunglasses casually, rubbed the bridge of his nose that had been marked with marks: "What do you think?"

"Uh..." Tang Xin looked down at the key in his hand, and said seriously, "She opened the door very unskillfully, she doesn't look like she often works in hotels, and her motives for hiding this room in the first place are also very suspicious. ... I was so eager before that should have attracted her attention, it depends on what she will do next."

Tsk, what's going on, suddenly there are only the two of them left in this environment, and I feel inexplicably uncomfortable!

Calm down, don't be nervous...

Tony tapped her forehead with a curvy finger, and smiled lowly: "I'm asking you... It's hard to get such a place, why don't you take the opportunity to do something? Anyway, we have enough time."

When he saw her showing such an expression, he couldn't help but want to tease her. If she blushed and her ears were red, it would make his mood rise a few degrees.

Tang Xin rolled up his sleeves: "Then... start working!"

Look, the ears are red again.

However, teasing is risky, and you need to be cautious if you continue to do so. It will not be good to cause the negative effect of rebounding and triggering a beating.

Tony, who had already figured out the experience, put it away as soon as he was ready, stretched out his hand to take off the hood, walked around the room twice with the hood in it, and glanced left and right.

"Old Jia, do you have any extra electronic equipment?"

"No, sir."

"Little thing... where will it be hidden?" Tang Xin tapped her chin and looked at the room.

The whole room is in rose red tone, the big red circular water bed, and the glass-separated bathroom, except for adding interest, it does not serve as a barrier at all. A few wall-mounted photo frames with unique tastes, and the dim and purple lights make everything look beautiful. Rendered like magic.

To sum it up in two words - vulgar.

Tang Xin thought for a while and went to the photo frame first, took off each of them to check if there was anything pasted on the back, and if there were any gaps that could be opened.

But unfortunately, they are just ordinary photo frames.

She even took out all the photos inside and checked them one by one, but found no suspicious marks.

Tang Xin couldn't stop touching this and that, but after 10 minutes, he still found nothing.

On the other hand, Tony has been leisurely flipping through various small things prepared in the bedside table.

"What flavor do you like?"

Tang Xin got up from the bed and was stunned for a moment: "What?"

Turning around, I saw someone holding a few small square flakes in his hand, looking very distressed.

She was angry.

I've worked so hard to find clues here and you're still playing a hooligan!

She was just about to reach out and grab Iron Man's hood to pull him over and beat him up, when she heard footsteps coming from far and near by the door, very lightly, even a bit sneaky.

Tang Xin paused, and said in a low voice, "There is someone."

Is it the lady at the front desk?Or the person who came to meet him?

Tony reacted very quickly.

He turned around and pushed Tang Xin onto the bed, followed by himself, and smiled as he watched the eyes of the person below him become brighter because of the shock.

The ticking of the pointer came into the ears clearly, accompanied by the sudden increase of breathing, and a rough panting.

"Good girl put your hands here... umm... I think strawberry would be nice."