[Comprehensive] My daily life is not right

A certain government department is built underground in a little-known suburb, and uses an idle villa as the ground cover. If you want to enter from the main entrance, you must trigger the correct agency and enter your fingerprints. You can only enter after your identity is verified by the system.

But... someone will always find less conventional ways to make these security measures useless.

Such as the excellent Agent Patton.

He led Tang Xin and Tony around a circle and sneaked into the sparse woods behind the villa, followed the planned route familiarly, completely ignoring the monitoring equipment hidden in the dark, and came straight to a dilapidated and incomplete wooden fence in front of.

He stepped on the soft and yellow grass around him, stamped the ground under his feet and said, "This is where they used to transfer special items. Our people can fight for a period of time without being discovered."

Tang Xin looked down at the seemingly seamless ground curiously: "Special items?"

Hawkeye laughed: "It's the secret in the secret department."

"Such as the source of fire seeds?" Tang Xin tilted his head.

"Yes, although they don't know it's called the source of fire." Hawkeye touched behind the wooden fence for a while, and lifted a piece of wood, revealing a password screen behind it. Special symbols that they don't understand, "They only know that the thing can provide energy continuously."

He pressed a few times casually, and then waved his hand to signal the other two to back away, and they didn't stop until eight feet away from the wooden fence as the center.

The originally seamless grass dropped an inch, and then began to rise slowly and quietly, until the steel support hidden under the ground rose to a height that could accommodate a person standing upright, which looked like a primitive elevator.

Tang Xin wowed: "That's great! How did you find this out?"

Hawkeye shrugged: "The process is very long and boring."

At this time, Iron Man, who had been standing beside him with his chest folded, tilted his head and said suddenly, "Old Jia, close the door."

Tang Xin and Hawkeye looked sideways, puzzled by his sudden sentence.

Tony coughed, and stretched out a hand in a helpless manner: "I thought you would want to save trouble, so I asked Jarvis to crack the activation device at the main entrance, but since you want to go through the back door, forget it."

Hawkeye: "..." You didn't say anything!

He took a deep breath, adjusted the quiver on his back, stepped into the elevator, turned around, frowned and looked at Tang Xin: "He is really annoying."

Tang Xin waved his hand: "Don't say it in person, you still expect him to send me desserts."

As soon as she finished speaking, Tianling Gai was pinned down by a steel palm from behind, and she was forced to lower her head. Tang Xin became angry, and kicked the right foot of the person behind her with a twist of her calf, almost causing Iron Man to perform splits on the spot in public. .

I completely forgot about pointing at that person to hand out desserts just now.

"That's it." Hawkeye didn't want to stare at the two people's naivety compared to the lower limit, and reached out to press the down button inside the elevator, "I'll be back in half an hour, and the Scarlet Witch will be handed over to you."

Tang Xin waved his hand to watch him gradually sink into the ground, and the grass returned to the same level and naturalness as before.

She and Tony found a big tree with a relatively thick trunk, and sat in the branch of the tree waiting for Wanda to appear.

"Which door will she enter through?" Tang Xin stared intently at the door of the villa not far away, guessing where the Scarlet Witch might appear.

Tony reached out to pick up the innocent half-yellow leaves, blew them and threw them away, forcing them to return to Mother Earth's arms ahead of time and turn them into spring mud to protect the flowers.

Tang Xin squinted at him rejecting the routine, leaned back against the dry tree trunk, and fished out a handful of strangely packaged candies in his pocket.

"Any candy?"

The candies are wrapped in shiny and fancy sugar wrappers, each one is the size of a cherry, round and full.

Tony clearly saw one of the old men with a white beard on the wrapping paper take off his glasses, wipe them, and put them back on slowly.

"..." He felt that the act of printing an old man's head on candy really affected his appetite, "Is this a specialty of the wizarding world?"

"Yeah!" Tang Xin nodded, peeled a relatively normal honey cucumber flavor and stuffed it into his mouth, and introduced enthusiastically, "The person on the candy wrapper is the headmaster of Hogwarts, and that is the Dumbledore I asked this time." Professor Lido is a great wizard."

Tony lifted his visor, ignored the coquettish old man who was moving around, picked a gold and red candy, peeled it off and threw it into his mouth.

"Is he the one who taught you the Occlumency technique? It looks... um!?"

The candy that swirled around in his mouth left a strong taste, hitting the depths of Iron Man's genius brain, his tongue froze and stopped in the middle of his mouth, his eyes widened and he almost spit out the candy.

"Ah." Tang Xin clapped his palms and thought for a while, "It's a Gryffindor-themed commemorative edition, it seems to smell like a lion's fur has been groomed."

Tony: ? ? ?

He thinks that the person who produced this flavor of sugar, no, the wizard is definitely mentally retarded!

Tang Xin looked at his expression of doubting that his life was going to be blackened, and wisely changed the subject: "Speaking of which, we just took away the fire source, what if the government finds out?"

Tony still couldn't help spitting out the sugar in his mouth, and took several breaths of fresh air to cushion the feeling of vomiting, his voice was a little weak.

"Who said we took it?"

"Ah?" Tang Xin blinked, wondering if she thought something wrong.

Unexpectedly, Iron Man lazily rested his head on the tree with both hands, coughed and regained his energy, with a restless smile in his eyes.

"We followed the Decepticons all the way. We tried our best to stop them or let them run away with their things. In the final analysis, the government's lax protection has nothing to do with our brave actions?"

The Decepticon's desire for the source of fire has been on the bright side from beginning to end, and the Autobots who cooperated with Tony are obviously much more low-key. It is really not too simple to mislead and divert their attention.

Tang Xin pondered for a while, and couldn't help but praise: "...that's shameless!"

Tony: "I give you permission to reformulate the language."

Tang Xin paused, put the candy back into his pocket, and bent over: "Here we come."

"Lao Jia controls the robot next to him." Tony stretched out his hand and pulled down the mask, and the virtual screen in front of him quickly locked the location of the Scarlet Witch near the villa.

"Sir, the other party's system has been updated with a completely different algorithm, and a forced intrusion may expose me." Jarvis returned bad news.

Covered by leaves, three figures of different heights could be seen walking on the weedy marble floor in front of the villa from a distance. Tony calculated the distance and predicted the trajectory of the fight with the opponent.

"Then attack." He turned to Tang Xin and clicked on the villa, "I think that girl would really like to chat with me, you go and deal with the robot."

Tang Xin frowned: "The Scarlet Witch is very good at mind control..."

The corners of Tony's mouth hidden under the mask twitched, he pressed Tang Xin's head, and said flatly, "Trust me."

Wanda was wearing a short skirt and leather jacket as she stepped on the ankle-less weeds, and her leather boots made a slight creaking sound as she stepped on the dry grass stalks. She walked towards the main entrance of the villa without squinting, her fingertips dangling and occasionally circling a few wisps of red energy, The robots around him spontaneously blocked and replaced all the monitoring along the way.

There is still a faint scar left by the eagle eye on the smooth forehead, which is very eye-catching and still aching, but for the target she is obsessed with, this is completely negligible.

A small group of perched birds suddenly startled in the distance. She stopped, turned her head and gazed at it for a moment, then went straight to the door of the villa, and pressed the heavy wooden door that was hidden with one hand.

"This kind of place is not suitable for little girls to have extracurricular practice."

Wanda paused, her eyes stained with disbelief, she turned around slowly, and when she saw the red figure engraved in the depths of her mind, her pupils constricted instantly.

"Tony Stark..."

She paused every word, as if chewing the name between her teeth and spit it out again.

Tony stood on the stone brick road they had just passed, pacing with a relaxed attitude, raising his hand as if to say hello.

"If you want to chat, we can find a coffee shop with an elegant environment to sit down and have a cordial and friendly exchange."

"Friendly?" The Scarlet Witch raised the corners of her lips, her eyes were flooded with anger, "I really should thank the shell you made for kindly letting me go after killing my parents."

The sudden riot of ability set off the stone bricks on the ground and floated up one by one like a dragon, and lashed towards Iron Man in the middle of the road like a dancing whip.

The task has been left behind by her now, the only thing in her mind is that no matter what, she can't let him escape from her eyes!

Tony flew into the air in time, dodged a large wave of ferocious hard rocks, and landed on the deserted lawn next to him. The Scarlet Witch followed closely behind, constantly shifting his hands to pry up all the things that could be attacked on the ground, chasing left and right The scurrying Iron Man.

He didn't fight back, but nimbly dodged all kinds of stones and steel bars, barely leading the girl to the edge of the lawn near the woods.

Wanda's brain, which was obscured by hatred in the chaos, woke up for a second, gradually stopped, raised a stone wall to block Iron Man's path, and stared at him coldly.

"What dirty idea are you planning?"

Tony stopped in front of the stone wall, fell to the ground and turned around.

He turned his palm over, and a small black object appeared on his fingertips.

"You dropped this before, do you know what it is?"

Wanda stared at something familiar.This is the key item for her to complete the mission this time, and she still has the same USB flash drive in her pocket, because the previous one was inexplicably missing.

"Sure enough, you stole it."

Tony ignored her sneer, and continued to hold the USB flash drive in his hand and said: "This is the launching program of the missile. You can connect to the data center by plugging it into any computer underground, and forcefully change the established program to launch a terrifying nuclear weapon." .”

Wanda's expression remained unchanged, and she looked directly at Tony, as if she had known the function of this thing for a long time.

"so what?"

"I guess you don't know." Tony pressed his fingers hard, crushing the fuse that even the user didn't realize how dangerous it was. "This startup program is not aimed at me."

"——but aimed at dozens of countries on the earth, as long as it is successfully activated, it can almost destroy the entire earth... I don't think you should kill more innocent people for revenge."