[Zhongyingmei] There are always people who want to harm me

You can't talk nonsense about blowing up the Avengers Building.

It's like when you go to the train station or the airport, the security officer asks you what's in your bag, and you reply impatiently, "Can I still bring a bomb?!" In the end, you are often immediately guarded If you are taken away by the police at the train station or airport, you will definitely be detained.If it is more serious, it is very likely to cause other irreparable consequences.

Now, the president of the New York No.13 branch of our Iron Man fan club has no scruples to say that the Avengers Building was blown up in front of all the guests present. It is really too bold.

People who came to Iron Man's birthday party today ranged from business elites to senior government officials, from military leaders to star models, and almost everyone in New York City who could be named was present.Now, as soon as the announcement of the explosion is made, everyone can only evacuate immediately for safety reasons.Iron Man Tony Stark's birthday party can only be temporarily suspended.In this regard, as the planner and executor of this banquet, and one of the reasons that led to Iron Man's death this time, Emily almost wanted to slam her head against the wall and forget it.

#cult is so rampant, the baby can't hold it! #

The security personnel acted immediately, and the bodyguards brought by the guests also cooperated very well. All the people attending the banquet were transferred to the secret room on the thirteenth floor of the Avengers Building.The current CEO of Stark Industries, Ms. Pepper Potts, went to appease the guests. In the banquet hall upstairs, only the current president of the New York No.13 branch of the Iron Man Fan Club who threatened to blow up the building was left. Tony Stark, the Iron Man who must sleep or be bombed, Emily, a non-staff member of the New York No.13 branch of the Iron Man Fan Club with a face full of wanting to die, and Batman Bruce Wayne and Peter Parker, the little spider who was asked by Miss Potts to stay and watch Iron Man.

"This unknown lady, can you let me go now?" Tony Stark, who was still lying on the table, couldn't bear it when he saw the girl on him who was still refusing to let go , "If you have anything to say, you have to let me get up and talk about it?" Tony has been with many girls in his life, but this is the first time he has encountered someone threatening that if he doesn't get together with a girl, the other party will blow up the Avengers Building of.

#To tell the truth, I don’t really understand what your fans are thinking now#

"Well...you get up first." Emily recognized the girl in front of her as the current president of the New York No.13 branch of the Iron Man Fan Club, but she really didn't know her real name.And the other party's nickname in the fan meeting...it's not convenient to call out in the public.

"Long time no see, Emily." Rapunzel didn't insist.After touching Stark's chest twice, she stood up.

#呀呀啦呀, hot eyes#

As the opponent who was molested, Iron Man remained calm.He got up from the table, straightened the torn shirt, and tugged at the tie again, "Emily, do you know her?" First, more than thirty people rushed forward holding banners, and then another threatened The president of the fan club that blew up the Avengers Building, Stark is most concerned about what kind of fan club Emily joined and what role she played in it—has she always been obedient? The little girl is actually this crazy in private?

"She..." The one thing our heroine wants to do most now is to find a rag and stuff Juliet into her mouth, then pull her hair and throw her from the top floor of the Avengers Building, the tallest building in Manhattan, and then Find a garbage truck and destroy the corpses. "She is..." God, how should she explain it to others?

"I am the president of the New York No.13 branch of the Iron Man Fan Club, Mr. Stark." Compared to Emily's face about to faint, our current president is as relaxed as if nothing happened, "You can Call me Juliet."

"Wow, it's a pity that I don't intend to be Romeo." Jarvis had already found out the girl's true identity when the other party pounced on her.Juliet Rossi, the daughter of a certain equipment manufacturer who has business dealings with Stark Industries, will appear at the banquet this time because she holds an invitation letter issued by Stark Industries—because she is not holding an invitation letter from Stark Industries. There is the same electronic invitation letter as the previous fans, so the security personnel just now didn't notice that there was another caught fish.

When Emily saw the message from Jarvis, she didn't know whether she should be thankful - at least the leader of the most lethal cult was not let in by her.

"Sir, the evacuation of personnel has ended, and the building's self-inspection system has been activated." As the most technologically advanced building in the world today, the Avengers Building is equipped with devices beyond what ordinary people can imagine.Coupled with the presence of Jarvis, the top artificial intelligence killer, the security system of the Avengers Building is well-deserved to be at the forefront of the world-Iron Man once boasted to Emily, even the White House and the headquarters of S.H.I.E.L.D. building security.

"Miss Rossi." Emily hoped to make amends. "About the bomb, we hope you can answer our questions seriously, otherwise we can only ask the police to intervene." This was already very tactful.Among the participants who were present at the meeting just now were senior officials from the military and political circles. As long as the other party makes a phone call, Emily believes that Juliet Rossi will be well entertained by the New York police for a few days—food and lodging, and food for everyone Drink and have bodyguards.

"Emily, you are so boring." Juliet Rossi didn't seem to be affected at all, "Mr. Stark, how do you think about my proposal just now?"

Is it worthy of being the chairman?Juliet Rossi really abides by her duties and works hard. In order to allow members to achieve the life goal of sleeping until Iron Man, she will not abandon or give up.

#Let's applaud the competent president of Iron Man Fan Club New York No.13 Chapter! #

But Emily, a non-staff member, was not moved at all. "Miss Rossi, please answer my question..." According to her understanding of some crazy fans in the fan meeting, the proposal to blow up the Avengers Building is not impossible at all.

"Whoa whoa whoa, I'm only a few minutes late and this big thing happened?" ex-Winter Soldier James Barnes stepped out of the elevator, "Who's going to blow up Stark?" The grown-up Barnes thought Iron Man was the target.

"Mr. Barnes." The little spider Peter leaned over quietly, "It didn't blow up Mr. Stark, but the Avengers Building." What happened today moved Peter a lot.As Spider-Man, Peter's fans are mainly concentrated in New York, with the most in Queens and Manhattan.Originally, Baby Spider has always been proud of being liked and supported by others.Occasionally, when he meets fans on the street, he will enthusiastically take photos with them, and sometimes even hide his identity and sneak into the crowd discussing Spider-Man, silently listening to the other party's praise of him, and then go home secretly. happy.But now, after seeing the misery that Mr. Stark suffered, Peter suddenly felt that having more fans is not a good thing at all—it’s okay for Mr. Stark, but what if one day he himself is forced into this by crazy fans ?Is it really necessary to sleep with one of them as the other party said?Peter thought he was not Mr. Stark's unscrupulous man, and he couldn't do this kind of thing.

#Point wax for the iron man who lies down again#

Stark didn't know what the baby in pajamas, who had always respected him, was thinking at the moment, he just didn't like to see the obvious gloating on Barnes' face, "I have too many fans, there's nothing I can do if this happens " The pretendingly chic Iron Man put one hand in his pocket, and casually pointed at Juliet Rossi, the president of the New York No.13 Branch of the Iron Man Fan Club, whose eyes were fixed on him.If Stark's chest button hadn't come off, his words would still have been persuasive.

"Hehe...Miss Rossi, it's better for you to explain what happened today." Batman, who had watched the show enough, found a chair and sat down casually, "You can't just say things like blowing up the Avengers Building. Bruce didn't take Juliette Rossi's threat seriously.Crazy fans are not uncommon, and it is not impossible for them to be so crazy that they lose their minds and do something out of the ordinary.But the question is, where is this place?The stronghold of Stark Industries, the headquarters of the Avengers, the masterpiece of Iron Man Tony Stark.The daughter of a machinery manufacturer with no special background and a group of young people threatened to blow up the Avengers Building?If they can succeed, what will the terrorists who have been easily taken out of the den by the Avengers think?Looking for a piece of tofu to crash to death?What do the uprooted HYDRA think?

"Mr. Wayne." As the richest man in Gotham, Bruce Wayne is still very famous as one of the few wealthy people in "Fortune" magazine who can compete with Iron Man.Juliet Rossi knew Bruce Wayne even if she didn't know the identity of Batman, "I'm really not joking." The current president of Iron Man Fan Club New York No. It looks good, but it's a bit unacceptable to say it, "Mr. Stark, have you considered it?"

"Huh? Are you threatening me?!" Stark's initial thought was the same as Bruce Wayne's.An ordinary little girl wants to blow up the Avengers Building, there is no possibility of such a thing happening.

"Miss Rossi, your joke is not funny." As a person who has cooperated with the current president several times, participated in the activities of the No.13 branch, and made money from other people, Emily is a little bit broken now, "Today You have to make it clear, otherwise we can only notify the New York police." Emily always knew that they were crazy, but she really didn't expect that this group of people would dare to blow up the Avengers Building as a blatant demand for Iron Man.Emily is now afraid to think about how she will explain it to others later.

#心好痛, the baby is really not a member of a cult! ! ! #

But Juliet Rossi, the leader of the "cult", didn't buy it at all. "Emily, we'll talk about your problem later." The chairman's face was full of aloofness.

"Sir, the self-inspection is over, no suspicious devices or personnel were found." Jarvis rescued the embarrassing Emily.

"Okay little girl, you'd better go out with that gentleman." Stark waved his hand to signal the security personnel who had been waiting to take this crazy fan away, "You and your friends can forget about it today, but don't There will be a next time." Stark, whose birthday party had to be interrupted, was already in good temper.

But the problem is, Juliette Rossi is still not letting go. "Mr. Stark, I'm really not joking." The current chairman is full of scumbags, arrogant and arrogant, like a proud little rooster, "Our Iron Man Fan Club New York No.13 branch never jokes. "

Hehehehe, yes, you are not joking, you are a cult.

The weirder Juliet Rossi was, the weirder Peter Parker looked at Emily.At present, the little spider has already looked at his little friend with a look of "caring for mentally handicapped children".The meaning hidden in the eyes can be summed up as follows—I never thought that my friend, you are so crazy!I misread you!

#宝宝心疯，宝宝不说#

Emily, who couldn't argue with anything, was about to be driven crazy.When she first joined the fan club, how could she have imagined that it would be like this?

"Sir," Jarvis's voice came to mind. "Everything inside the building is normal, but an unknown object was found near the entrance of the underground parking lot, and the security personnel have gone to check. In addition, there are several abnormalities in the satellite pictures." Jarvis, who is extremely efficient, projected the satellite pictures of the Avengers Building to on the wall.

"This..." There is nothing wrong with the Avengers Building itself, but not far from the building, Jarvis circled five or six very small black dots on the satellite image.Emily didn't know what it was, but everyone else in the room did.

"You planted explosives near my building?!" Now, the nature of the matter changed completely.

"Mr. Stark." Phil Coulson, director of S.H.I.E.L.D., also arrived. "I have to say, your birthday party is indeed very interesting." Coulson actually entered the door of the Avengers Building when Stark was overwhelmed by more than [-] fans. He stood quietly downstairs and admired it through the internal authority that Jarvis opened to him.If it weren't for the change in the nature of the matter now, Coulson would really be reluctant to part with this big show——Iron Man Tony Stark was forced to sleep by fans. If the news spread, there would be cheers from inside S.H.I.E.L.D.

#Touch a bitter tear for Iron Man's popularity#

"Aha, then I'll leave this to you." Stark was actually not a good-tempered person.But his status is so high that he rarely puts other people in his eyes.People will always be tolerant to those they don't care about, and Stark's good temper is also based on this reason.But since the president of this fan club has violated the bottom line, Stark has no reason to be tolerant. "Coulson, you S.H.I.E.L.D. should take her away and interrogate her carefully." There was an inexplicable cruel meaning behind this sentence.

"Mr. Stark, don't you want to know where our things come from?" Juliet Rossi didn't give up even though she was held up by two security guards on the side, "That's not an ordinary explosive. There was an explosion in a hotel under the Osborne Group a while ago, and the bombs used have traces of alien technological transformation?"

This matter is confidential, not even Emily and Peter know.

"What do you want?" The security personnel of Stark Industries and the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. have already begun to collect bombs.Stark motioned to the nearby bodyguards to release Julia Rossi. "Little girl, you should know that I'm not very patient." With a crazy fan Stark, there is a little patience, but with a suspect with suspected terrorist ties, Iron Man is no good His face turned pale.

"I know the case you are investigating." Juliet smiled. "My request is very simple, Mr. Stark. As long as I sleep with you for one night, then the news about how I got the bombs will be handed over to you." offer."

"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough..." This was Peter who almost choked to death by stealing a drink.

The air is quiet.Apart from Peter's earth-shattering cough, no one else in the room spoke.Coulson and others originally thought that Clint Sean, who insisted on signing a group photo, shaking hands and hugging him the day before yesterday, was the most incomprehensible criminal they had ever met, but obviously, a mountain is higher than a mountain. The current president of the .13 chapter is much tougher than the previous president.

After all, Clint Sean only asked for a naked photo of Iron Man at most, but this Juliette Rossi directly asked Iron Man to sell herself.

Emily can't even care about watching the embarrassment of the boss now, nor can she pay attention to how the matter will be resolved.Her biggest headache now is how to explain to others, especially the idol Stark, why she is a non-staff member of the No.13 branch.And how to make it clear that she really never had the idea of ​​sleeping with Iron Man? !

#心很痛，宝贝心很热#

"Miss Juliette Rossi." Among the people present, only Phil Coulson was a government official with law enforcement authority, and he was the only one who could speak about this matter, "You are now suspected of being involved in a serious terrorist attack. , we need to take you back for investigation." Signaling the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who followed him to arrest him, Coulson suppressed a smile, "We will not consider your plea condition." God knows, Coulson is really Want to agree to the other party's proposal.If all the terrorists asked to sleep with Stark for one night and promise not to do evil again, then Coulson really wouldn't mind letting Iron Man make this small sacrifice for the sake of world peace and the stable life of the people.

#Are you sure this is a "little" sacrifice? #

"If you don't agree to my request, I won't say anything." Juliet Rossi didn't have the slightest resistance to being put on the bracelet, "Mr. Stark, I'm from your fan club Branch President, why don’t you even agree to this small request? This matter will not harm you.”

Didn't hurt a ghost!Agree with your sister!

Emily was almost stunned by the reversal of the past two days.The former chairman "Iron Man's Reactor" was a genuine smuggled terrorist, and the current chairman "Iron Man's Underpants" is not only a female idiot, but now he has turned into an out-and-out terrorist.Emily, who is a non-staff member, feels exhausted. Now she really wants to travel back to two years ago and drag herself out who submitted the membership application form and beat her up—I owe you!Tell you not to quit!That's all right now, how does it end now? !How can I explain to others that she really doesn't have any wrong thoughts about idols? !

As if feeling short of chips, Julia Rossi said a name, "I bought my stuff with 'Hexagram (six-pointed star)'."

"Hexagram (six-pointed star)" is exactly what S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers have been tracking down in recent days.The man behind the scenes who entrusted the criminal group of Clin Sean to store a large amount of arms.

"Have you seen the 'Hexagram (six-pointed star)' people?" Now that it's down to business, Barnes stopped laughing at Stark. "Little girl, you have to think about it before you speak." The pranks that the young girl didn't understand for a while are not the same thing as the threats uttered by people who have extensive ties to terrorists.

"Of course." Juliet had no intention of changing her words.

"Sir, they're back." Jarvis signaled everyone that the security personnel and S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in charge of dismantling the bomb had finished their work.

"You can let someone dismantle the bomb near the Avengers Building, but can you guarantee that there are no bombs in other places?" The current president of the fan club turned his head to Stark, "Mr. What about my proposal?"

Emily is about to commit embarrassment and cancer.

It's one thing to know the traditions of the thirteenth branch, it's one thing to know what the fans of the thirteenth branch are thinking, it's one thing to know that the thirteenth branch is bold, but!In the past, a two-meter-tall man from the previous president asked for nude photos in person, and then a beautiful girl from the current president asked to sleep with idols in front of her. Emily felt that she was related to them. There is no reputation in sight.

Help!

As if that wasn't enough, the elevator doors opened again.This time it was Clint Sean who was escorted in by three S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.

Yes, the former president of the No.13 branch of the Iron Man Fan Club in New York - "Iron Man's Reactor" is here.

"Mr. Stark!" The excited Clin Sean first greeted the idol loudly, then waved at Emily regardless of the "no, no, no, I don't know you" expression on her face, and finally paid attention To Julia Rossi in handcuffs.

"Ah, the reactor!" Here, is the current president.

"Ah, panties!" Here is the former president.

"Small...underwear...pants..." Here, it was the other people present.