[Zhongyingmei] There are always people who want to harm me

"Who is he?" Iron Man's expression was very serious.

But this is also understandable.Before Tony Stark turned into Iron Man, he was a world-renowned arms dealer and rich man, surrounded by all kinds of beauties.Later, he escaped from Afghanistan and returned to New York, shut down the military industry of Stark Industries, and became Iron Man to protect the country. Tony Stark has many more fans who fall under his charisma.As a person who has attracted much attention since he was a child, Tony not only does not feel awkward about this change, but enjoys it very much.Later, the little fan girl Emily jumped out, and Stark was even more proud-look at his fans, give him more faces.

But our Iron Man never dreamed that the fans who once made him so proud now actually make him so ashamed.

"Mr. Stark..." Clin Sean wailed in the interrogation room, "My Mr. Stark..."

"Shut him up!" Stark, who was really unbearable, commanded Jarvis angrily.

"Yes, Sir." The dutiful Jarvis invaded the S.H.I.E.L.D. interrogation room and cut off the outgoing voice.

"Emily?" Barnes seldom saw Iron Man with such a bad expression, and wanted to laugh unkindly, "This Clin Sean is..." That what?" The former member of the New York No.13 Branch of the Iron Man Fan Club President" is such a strange name.

"It's him." Focusing on the figure in the interrogation room, Emily took a closer look and nodded with certainty, "Yes, it's him." This big brother has been gone for a long time. , "It's him. What did you say his name was? Clint Sean? He is the former president of the New York No.13 branch of the Iron Man Fan Club. That's him. I'm not mistaken." Different, but the slightly wretched and sissy unique temperament between the brows is still vaguely discernible.

"Iron Man Fan Club New York No.13 branch..." Phil Coulson, who claims to be the leader of the world's largest intelligence agency - S.H.I.E.L.D., felt unbelievable at this time, "What is that?!" Tony Does that Stark guy have thirteen fan clubs in New York alone? !His idol, Captain America, only has fifteen, bastard!

#A fanboy's pride you don't understand#

"It's the New York No.13 branch of the Iron Man Fan Club." Emily looked at the shocked Phil Coulson, feeling incredible.Captain America has fifteen large fan clubs in New York alone. Doesn't Phil Coulson, who is a fan boy, know? "Mr. Coulson, don't you know?" How is this possible.

"Coulson, you know?" Clin Sean was still locked in the interrogation room, and Stark couldn't vent his anger on him.And he obviously wouldn't be angry at Emily.So Phil Coulson was instantly the scapegoat. "Did you catch this guy to disgust me?!" Anyone who is sexually obsessed by a burly man who is more than two meters tall and weighs more than 180 kilograms will feel disgusted.

"No, Mr. Stark, I don't know about this matter." Conscience of heaven and earth, there is really nothing about the "Iron Man Fan Club New York No.13 Branch" in the information submitted by the detectives under Phil Coulson. content—otherwise Coulson would have directly mocked Stark.

"Emily?" Barnes motioned for the little girl who knew the situation to explain to this group of stunned guys what "Iron Man Fan Club New York No.13 Branch" is.

"It's the No. 13 branch of Mr. Stark's fan club in New York." The name is so clear. "Clin Xiaoen was the previous chairman, but he has resigned now." It's really hard to describe him. I didn't expect him to be related to a criminal group that smuggled arms.

"Miss Emily, if you don't mind... explain it to us." As an elite agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., Maria Hill is serious and responsible within the scope of her work, with outstanding performance.In private time, I have a wide range of hobbies and colorful life.But she doesn't chase stars.So she is now more confused than anyone else about the title of "Iron Man Fan Club New York No.13 Branch".

Does that cocky guy in #Stark actually have thirteen fan clubs? ! #

"Hmm...that's..." Why can't other people understand something that is so simple?Emily hesitated a little. "Let's put it this way, it's the same as a star's fan club. Everyone voluntarily initiates it, and some people volunteer to organize it. Clint Sean is the previous president of the No.13 branch in New York." It can be understood.

"Emily... are you also a member of the fan club?" Barnes looked at the "previous president" who seemed to him to be in an obviously mental state in the interrogation room, and then at the pretty little girl standing in front of him. It's hard to believe, girl, that smart and sweet Emily and the guy sitting inside are members of an association.

"I... don't count..." It's really embarrassing to admit that you are not a member of the fan club in front of your idol. "This fan club...well...the requirements are very strict, and the system is also very clear. I don't meet the requirements, so...just a non-staff..." Woohoo, it's so embarrassing.

Stark couldn't express how he felt right now.Should he be thankful that his little assistant and the pervert in it don't belong to the same organization, or should he regret that Emily is not a member of his fan club?

"Mr. Stark's fan club...is it very strict?" As a fan of Captain America, Phil Coulson is very familiar with the rules of his idol fan club.But the Iron Man fan club...

Considering that Emily's conditions didn't even meet the membership standards, how demanding is Stark's fan club? !

"It's really strict..." Emily was very angry at Phil Coulson's questioning.My idol is standing in front of me, why is this Phil Coulson so incapable of winking? "The main area of ​​the thirteenth chapter is in Manhattan. The basic requirement for membership is a bachelor's degree or above, and all members need to vote for membership, and they will be rated based on their appearance." In other words, ugly people will not be accepted.

"Beauty... good looks?!" Maria Hill was stunned. "Mr. Stark's club... still has to look at the face?!" The cult's membership criteria are not so strict, right? !

"Of course." The little girl Emily has no objection to this entry standard, "This is the 21st century. If you are fat, you can lose weight. If you have a bad figure, you can dress up. Do things like yoga to get in shape. If you have an ugly face it's even easier, make-up, injections, facelifts, you name it. Now that there are so many ways to look beautiful, if a person is still average - what does that mean? ' Emily threw the question back.

"Explain..." Coulson took over the blame from the female subordinate, "Explain...the eyesight is bad..." How did he know what to explain? !

"It shows that you are irresponsible for your own future and have no pursuit of quality of life." In terms of strategy and battle, a bundle of a hundred Emilys is no match for one Phil Coulson.But to be unreasonable, ten Phil Coulson bundles are no better than one Emily. "Look at the face first. This is a society that has extremely strict requirements on appearance. You can just read the chicken soup jokes about what is the most important thing about being a person on the Internet. Men still like to pick beautiful ones when they are looking for girlfriends, and interview under the same conditions Officials prefer to admit good-looking applicants. Just like when we buy clothes, which one do you buy if it looks extremely ugly but is of good quality and can be worn for ten years or is very beautiful but can only be worn for a few months? item?"

"I……"

"Whose clothes will be worn for ten years, it must be the one that looks good!" Emily didn't wait for Phil Coulson's answer. "So, a person who tidies up his appearance not only respects himself, but also expresses a responsible attitude towards future life. It seems superficial to have these standards when the club joins the club, but it is not impossible. meaningful."

"This..." Barnes couldn't help scratching his head, "It does sound reasonable..." Do all Stark fans study philosophy?This principle sounds really connotative.

"Hmph..." Stark felt as if his face lost by Clin Sean just now had been picked up by Emily again.

"But this standard is still a bit extreme." Phil Coulson, also a member of the fan circle, expressed different opinions, "Everyone's growth environment and living conditions are different. Some people don't have extra energy to spend on appearance. The standards you mentioned require a lot of time, energy and money to support, and there are always some people who cannot meet your requirements due to various reasons. What's more, everyone's standards are different for such things as good or bad, how do you guarantee the selection? fairness?" Phil Coulson suddenly felt a sense of pride as he puffed out his chest.It's true that fans follow their idols. Looking at their fan circle of Team Mei, there have never been such messy things.Anyone can join as long as they have a heart that loves Captain America.

"If you can't meet the requirements, you have to work hard to improve yourself. If you lack knowledge, you should study hard. If you lack knowledge, you should go out to see the world. If you lack money, you must work hard to make money." Emily didn't feel much about fans of Captain America.But now looking at Phil Coulson, a brainless fan, she suddenly feels sorry for Steve, "If a person has no time, experience, knowledge, money, and doesn't know how to live a good life and come out to chase stars, Mr. Coulson, Who must that be?" Star chasing is a time-consuming, energy-consuming and money-consuming hobby.

"This, this..." Phil Coulson was stopped by the question.

"Also, the club's requirements for appearance are very broad. Except for diseases, as long as the entrants are in good health, the proportion is not too abnormal, the mental state is good, and the clothes are neat, they will generally pass." After all, the fan club is a fan club. Spontaneous organization, not a beauty pageant, "The system of voting by all members is to eliminate those sloppy guys who have no pursuit of life and are unwilling to make efforts to change, and even if they are eliminated, the club will provide a free course for free." The Iron Man fan club is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. "There are many people who were eliminated when they first applied. After taking the class, they were reborn and passed the membership review for the second time."

"This..." Ward, the Iron Man fan club is so boring? !

Barnes and the two S.H.I.E.L.D. members in the room were shocked.The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who were guarding outside the interrogation room and heard Emily's words were already thinking about it in their hearts. They would ask Iron Man's assistant for a membership application number for the New York branch of the Iron Man Fan Club—even if they used it themselves. No, there is always someone around who can use it.Doesn't that so-and-so always complain that he is too busy with work, causing the rebellious child at home to become more and more decadent?Iron Man's club is just right for it.

"Your club... membership requirements... are really so strict?" God knows how much effort Phil Coulson took to say this.The fans who were still proud of their idols didn't divide people into different classes like Iron Man fans, but they were slapped in the face by Emily in the blink of an eye. "Why...you..." You don't play your cards according to the routine! ! !

"Ahem... Coulson, this is the gap." Iron Man was very proud. "What? Isn't Steve's fan organization so strict? Do you want my fans to help?" Stark even raised his tail.The face that was just lost by the brainless fan Kelin Sean has now been completely recovered by Emily. Not to mention, she even painted him a layer of gold paint, "Hey, this is the power of idols. Young people always Worship an idol with a positive attitude toward life." God knows how hard it took Stark to keep from laughing.

"I..." As Captain America's fanboy, Phil Coulson couldn't even care about the prisoners in the interrogation room.Tony Stark fans are so disciplined and healthy to this extent? !How come he, Captain America fan, has never heard of it? !The fan circle has always been in contact with each other. As the two giants of the Avengers, the fans of Captain America and Iron Man are not completely unfamiliar. "Miss Emily, does Mr. Stark's fan club in New York really work like this?" If it weren't for the presence of other people, Phil Coulson really wanted to pick up the phone and send out his best detectives immediately. Members immediately broke into the Iron Man fan club to find out.

How can #那些重重的铁雄have fans better than my idol? !This unscientific#

The above is the last stubbornness of a US team fan.

"Mr. Coulson, as the president of the first New York branch of the Captain America fan club, you are not so surprised, are you?" Emily threw a thunder lightly. "I remember that Mr. Stark's fan club and Steve's fan club have regular cooperation?" Clothing models are the most popular products, and for the same reason, they are also the most expensive.What annoys fans the most is that distributors who are well aware of marketing strategies often bundle Captain America and Iron Man very treacherously when launching peripherals—buy a Captain America limited-edition soldier figure and get a free Iron Man Iron Man limited edition battle suit model map; Buy a Iron Man chest reactor model, get a Captain America limited edition small shield.

Granted, there are plenty of people who are both Captain America fans and Iron Man fans, but there's also a whole bunch of people who only follow one of them.Then the problem arises - spent a lot of money to buy Captain America's peripherals, and then included an unnecessary Iron Man product.Or want a limited edition Iron Man suit figure, only to find that item is bundled with Captain America's shield.

At this time, what should we do?Is it really worth spending money to buy a superhero peripheral that you don't like?

Emily tells you, no.

Introducing to you—co-hosted by the Captain America Fan Club and the Iron Man Fan Club, and joined by other Avengers superhero fan clubs—the Freedom Swap Conference.Once a month, and twice a month when there are major festivals and important peripheral products are launched, fans can bring their unnecessary peripherals to the rally site and exchange their favorite things with others.

And Emily saw Phil Coulson, the current director of S.H.I.E.L.D., a fan of Captain America who was wearing a mask and sunglasses and disguised herself as a weird otaku at a certain trade conference.

"Oh? Coulson, he is..." Maria Hill never dreamed that her old friend, old colleague, and new boss would actually participate in Captain America's fan meeting in their spare time, and he was actually the president? ! "Captain America's..." is incredible.

"Ahem...Miss Emily may have misunderstood, but I didn't..." Coulson didn't mind being known as a fan of the US team.But the fact that he is the president of a certain branch of Steve's fan club has to be kept a secret—after all, he is also the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., so you have to take care of your face, right? "I'm indeed the captain's fan, but you must have misunderstood what the fan club is about..." How did the little girl know this? !

"Oh? Really? So 'Captain's Star-Spangled Banner' isn't you?" "Captain's Star-Spangled Banner" is the nickname given to the president of the First Chapter of the Captain America New York Fan Club.

"Hmmm...hmm..." Phil Coulson, who had his vest removed, tried hard to maintain his dignity as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., "Maybe Miss Emily...has a misunderstanding..." Obviously he had tried his best If you can cover your little vest tightly, why would it be known? !Who said it? Was it the Potter who bumped into him fishing at work last time? !

A S.H.I.E.L.D. agent named Potter didn't know he was shot.Phil Coulson tried to justify his name in the subtle eyes of his female subordinate Maria Hill. "The work of S.H.I.E.L.D. is very busy, and I am flying all over the world. It is impossible to have time to manage a fan club."

"Oh... Maybe I got it wrong." Emily didn't like to be aggressive. "I misunderstood you, Mr. Coulson." The New York branch of the Captain America Fan Club is well-known. It is said that it has been established for more than ten years. Than, the opponent is a veteran.And the legendary first branch is even more mysterious. It is said that the president "Captain's Star-Spangled Banner" is a mysterious person who can always get information that ordinary people can't get.

"Ahem...Mr. Barnes, let's look at the case first." Coulson is afraid that not only his old background will be exposed, but even the captain's face will be completely humiliated by fans like them. .Conscience of heaven and earth, when did Iron Man's fan club become so disciplined? !No, after he finishes his recent work, he must also sort out the membership system.

"No no no, that's not urgent." Stark is more interested in another matter now, "Emily, you just said... you are not qualified to join the club yourself?" It's easy to use, why is it not enough to join the membership?Is the person in charge of the review mentally defective or blind?

"I'm not qualified..." Emily shrugged her shoulders, "The activity time required by the association is very strict. At least one day every two weeks should be spared to interact with everyone. I am very busy with work and cannot meet the requirements. It is not a regular member, but a non-staff member." Emily, who is busy working to earn money every day, really doesn't have so much time to go out and play.

"Emily, when will you lead me to see it." Barnes was curious to write both words on his forehead. "I have never heard of any fan club that has such strict membership requirements." Counting celebrities and superheroes, the atmosphere and system of this fan club is definitely second to none.If there is a selection of the "Top Ten Healthiest and Uplifting NGOs in the United States", Barnes believes that Emily will definitely win the first place. "Is your club... full of girls?" Well, Barnes admits he's a little bit impure.

"Both men and women, separate." Take Barnes?Isn't that revealing? "James, you're an Avenger yourself, if someone finds out that you joined Mr. Stark's fan club..." Shaking her head, Emily smiled like a little fox, "I can post this news on Twitter Is it special? Then I will definitely be the hottest one!"

"Farewell!" To be regarded as a Stark fan?Barnes didn't want to lose this person, "I'm not going..." Anyway, no matter how beautiful the girl is, she is still a fan of Stark.

"Hahaha." Emily, who had succeeded in her trick, was very happy.

"But it's still not right..." As an outsider, Maria Hill saw it a little more clearly than her boss, "Then, the appearance and living conditions of our Clin Sean... also meet the standards of your club?" Turning his head , a group of people all set their sights on the interrogation room that Jarvis had silenced.Brutal Han Klin Sean felt cheated because he failed to meet his idol as he wished, and at the moment - is crying silently.

This kind of scene of being forced to watch a two-meter-tall muscular man cry... is often difficult to describe.

#How did I forget this setback? ! #